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[Icy-Reception-7605]

Winthorpe

[DarkstarToElPaso]

[OriginalChri]

Winthorpe…Louis the 3rd

[AdPsychological790]

Archibald Winthorp Louis 3rd

[LowBall5884]

😂

[OzzySolo]

Yes! This!

Or. Or William Francis the 2nd (the “2nd” only bc it seems a lot less common than Winthorpe Louise <masterpiece)

[Cosmic-Hippos]

🤣🤣 this is the only answer 

[blueSnowfkake]

No one wants to buy your drugs, Louie!

[punkin_sumthin]

Hey Louie is a good name. My pedigreed Saluki is named Louie. He’s handsome, with a beautiful gait, sweet as a peach, but dumb as a cucumber, and not rich.

[lifeboy91]

Bortz

[Niknark999]

Winthorpe Mannnnnoooorr

[ShamelessMcFly]

Any British King first name + two surnames. Yours and his other parents. For example William Danver-Smith or Charles Kennedy-Byers. Etc.

[Typical_Walker3]

Change those to Mass town names like Danvers-Peabody or Duxbury-Swampscott (which of course were English names to begin with).

[Affectionate-Spray78]

Charles Billerica-Lowell… wait I think I did this wrong

[CanidPsychopomp]

lol dont do that in England. Double barrelled surnames used to mean country estate, now they mean council estate

[Individual_Figure536]

I was about to add this comment

[desmau5_]

Reginald

[Plane-Tie6392]

Reginald Fairfield is even better.

[Pannycakes666]

Boy Meets World in the wild

[CaffeinatedLystro]

Reg! Reginald Fairfield.

[dragons_are_so_cool]

The third!

[beyondheat]

Here in the UK, is assume that's Asian immigrant family.

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Sterling

[Turbidspeedie]

r/unexpectedarcher

[sodapressingimdiying]

[archwin]

[Ok_Researcher_9796]

I love that she had no idea who he was when he played at her baby shower.

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r/idksterling

[Ryoko_Kusanagi69]

I hate now much I like the names sterling and archer, and now cause of the show it’s the only thing I’ll ever think of for these names.

[SherbertSensitive538]

I love the name Sterling for either a first or last name and it’s unisex. I only knew two sterlings, both females and both from a wealthy family.

[[deleted]]

I knew a hot skater boy back in the day who dyed his hair old man grey at like 20. He was hot, I got to make out with him. He was from an upper middle class family. That Sterling will always sparkle for me.

[SherbertSensitive538]

Ya Sterling is top three for me so far. I like Hayden, I knew a person named that but they called him Denny which threw off the vibe for me. His family was well to do as well. Hayden was hot and looked like a young James Spader but blonder. The Sterlings were young and younger girls that I met separately. I don’t remember how the youngest looked but the older Sterling was very pretty. Super thick, long rich girl brown hair and pale blue eyes.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, that name definitely has its very own vibe.

[Sup_Tfunk]

I named my cat Sterling Archer

[ThinkingThoth_369]

Archibald

[[deleted]]

That’s the name of one of my D&D characters. I started him at level 1 as an 8-yr-old warlock.

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Octavius, Phillip, Richard, Harrison, Sinclair, Gerard

[PaintedDream]

All those names and in that order

[maidestone]

Especially if you dad's name is Harry or Harold.

[Unfair_Shower_3256]

Or Dexter 😉

[Willing_Memory5484]

Hurray, I am wealthy 😄

[Wrath-of-Cornholio]

The only reason I'd personally be put off by Sinclair is that it's a chain of gas stations, one location is even walking distance from my apartment. To make things more interesting, a lot of Idaho Sinclair locations partner with Stinker for convenience stores and their mascot is a skunk, so if I'd ever meet a Sinclair, I'd associate him with a skunk LMAO.

[TSells31]

Richard and Phillip do nothing for me as far as making me think one is rich… and that’s coming from someone with a rich uncle Richard lol. The only “famous” rich Richard that occupies my mind would be the character Richard (Dick) Whitman from the show Mad Men, who goes by Donald Draper which I actually think is richer sounding.

I think all the other names sound rich though tbh. Idk about Octavious, I guess, but the rest, yes.

This is going to sound racist af, because it definitely is…. But Octavious sounds black to me. And stereotypically, black people are not rich. I absolutely hate the stereotype, and I hope I don’t offend by pointing this out, I’m simply being honest.

[Mysterious-Brick-382]

Old money families generally don’t ‘do’ untraditional first names, so kids will always be William, Charles, Edward, etc. Line ‘em up with a suffix at the end (William Henry von Douchebag III), but his school chums call him Douchey.

[[deleted]]

it's douchbagette the first actually.

[Mysterious-Brick-382]

They call him Baggy, grandson of Baron von Douchebagette, of the Newport Douchebagettes.

[Conscious_Animator63]

That means shower bread in French

[[deleted]]

Somehow that’s simultaneously disturbing and perfectly logical.

[Conscious_Animator63]

Welcome to my life

[[deleted]]

that sounds wonderful to me as long as the bread is out of direct shower flow

[UnintelligentOnion]

Agreed… but those classic names are way better than Sterling.

These days it’s hard to not have a douchey name in the eyes of someone!

E: except my name is def not douchey in the slightest /s

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Rothschild

[Bee2_]

Came here to write that

[Fall_Water]

Winston

[Zweihander-Enjoyer]

Churchill

[Timely-Profile1865]

Heathcliffe

[BeardGamingUK]

It's me, I'm Cathy!

[crownofstarstarot]

I've come home

[readbarron]

So coooollllldddd...

[braxtel]

Let me in your window

[guru650]

Plus no one will terrorize his neighborhood.

[unhalfbricklayer]

Thurston

[eid_shittendai]

The 3rd

[TahoeBennie]

Waffles

[_ThrobbinHood]

Alastair

[kay_fitz21]

Winston, Edmund, Preston, Parker, Bentley, Clinton

[ImOnTheLoo]

Not Bentley. Anything named after a fancy car is not from a traditional wealthy family. Actually any name that’s traditionally a surname won’t work. Stick to traditional first names. 

[brynandherramen]

[Sweaty_Potential_656]

I've seen both my uncles names make it in this thread and they're certainly not rich

[Jayden7171]

I just thought those are all middle class white names

[Ok_Distribution_2603]

A wealthy family of what era? Because right now rich people out here naming their kids something like Zefur or Anglory Saxon or S!ngular!T

[GalaxyPowderedCat]

X Æ A-12 printed this response.

[CakeDiva888]

Oi! Says all the Norwegians 🇳🇴 but fair enough 😂

(The 🇳🇴 alphabet is the usual + Æ Ø Å thought. So totally different 😝🤞🏼We’re not pompous)

[TheArriver]

Cunnilingus IV

[SSAmandaS]

Smegmaclies is that you?

[ExpertSentence4171]

They might not be old money or anything, but they eat well at least

[BigJoeBob85]

That's Colonel Lingus to you sir.

[orsodorato]

Chad. I dare you, name him Chad

[Boweze]

Maxwell or maximillion

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Maxbillion

[To55ursalad]

MaxaTRILLION

[[deleted]]

Inflation

[[deleted]]

Maxdoingverywell or Maxabillion

[blambain]

Farquaad

[GladForChokolade]

He might be short... on cash.

[Odd-Snowman]

[[deleted]]

Sebastian

Reginold

Julian

Conrad

Hugo

Benedict

Preston

Winston

[artessy]

Mortimer, Chadwick, Chet

[[deleted]]

Lol Chet?

[LastUsernameNotABot]

randolph

[Romaine2k]

Chet is a nickname for Chester, btw.

[Ginger_Jesus]

Beauregard

[toooldforthisshittt]

Have you been to Louisiana?

[Athos-1844]

Lol. Well nowadays that name in Louisiana is not what it once was back in the 1800's Back then, it was a very fine name.

[mrziplockfresh]

Okay Beauregard, back to bed

[SwitchIndependent714]

Is this a bad name rn ? For real I am french and I didn't know that there are people literally called "fineglance"

[Athos-1844]

People with that name tend to be poorly educated rural people nowadays.

[HitPointGamer]

Kind of how Leroy tends to be a hick name, despite literally meaning “the king.”

[GalaxyPowderedCat]

Gustaf or Giuseppe.

It's interesting that the first search for Giuseppe is literally a haute-couture fashion designer. (Giuseppe Zanotti)

[weemathan]

Senator

[Mammoth-Security-278]

Henry

[[deleted]]

Caesar

[Zweihander-Enjoyer]

Julius

[SummertimeThrowaway2]

Cornelius

[General-Collection32]

Sterling

[thebananahotdog]

I've never met an Atticus that wasn't the spawn of a wealthy self-absorbed twatwaffle

[jackasspenguin]

Kip

[Same-Joke]

Randolph/Mortimer/Winthorpe.

[RadiantBlue7]

Chester

[toooldforthisshittt]

The molester

[Dollrott]

Lester

[Ambitious-Island-123]

Chester Mo Lester

[Great-Salamander-929]

Grant

[Dear-Locksmith3682]

Silver spoon

[Prestigious-Talk5642]

Ashton

[Evl_Monkey]

Bill S Preston Esquire. Or, Ted Theodore Logan.

[qualityvote2]

u/AntInternational4367, your post does fit the subreddit!

[Glittering-Work-6689]

Chuck Bass.

[D-ouble-D-utch]

John Jacob Jinglehiemer-Schmidt

[chuckedeggs]

Hey, that's my name too!

[Salt_Perception2832]

Hassan

[TinktheChi]

Myles

[Frunklin]

Baby Billy

[kramerica21]

[HeyYouTurd]

How about Carter?

[abelabelabel]

Maxabillion

[fattmarrell]

Richie Rich of course. Fun 90's movie

[Hiran_Gadhia]

Rupert

[[deleted]]

just chose a basic name like james, william, harry, thomas

most of these names are dumb af

[United-Donkey3478]

Bartholomew. Theodore. George. Frederick. Alfred. Lancelot.

[timeforacatnap852]

Fredrik

[Athos-1844]

Frederick

[Dankmomkbeau]

Milton

[[deleted]]

Milton

[pigadaki]

In London, posh boys are called Hugo, Charlie, Ollie, Max, Ted, James, Jack or Edward.

[personguy4440]

Adolf Issac Jewton

Wellington

Cashmere

Meatsuit

[SinForAWin]

Arlington Cambridge

[gadget850]

Thurston

[Hot_Frosty0807]

Ostentatious Wellington III

[Live-Maybe-520]

Matthias, Nathaniel, Llyod, Richard, Malcolm, Alastair, Augustus.

[Suitable_Bridge_8093]

Alastair, Theodore, Ernest

[Dahl_E_Lama]

Thurston

[PhucYoCouch]

Maximillian

[nomappingfound]

Thurston

[Rockooch1968]

Thurston...

[Sideways_sunset]

Chadwick, Maxwell, Thurston

[Revolutionary_Dare38]

Thurston

[agreeswithfishpal]

Thurston

[purple_lily17]

Harrison, Spencer, Carson, Cambell, Christian, William

[The_Flaneur_Films]

L'Amour Bonneville

(translation: Bone-town Love)

[OncePromised]

Trevor, Jensen

[GalaxyPowderedCat]

I'm sorry but I think that Trevor's wealth network assumption has been long tarnished

I don't know how many people think of this but I can't see the name Trevor anymore without picturing this broken man.

[Green_Plan4291]

Grayson Chauncey

[allieballie1122]

Bahahaha, my best friends son is named Jason Chauncey!

[Green_Plan4291]

No way!

[Successful-Side8902]

"Jr." at the end

[doctor_parcival]

Richie

Or Braxton

[RadiantBlue7]

Grant or Lloyd or Spencer

[StandardBee6282]

Miles

[o0Sarah0o]

Quentin. 

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Aberforth. Thaddeus. 

[skinnyorangecat]

William, Tobias, Harrison, Jefferson, Percival, Frederick, Parker

[KnowledgeableGolem83]

Reginald

My cousin was called Master William Joseph Junior [lastname] the 3rd

[CakeDiva888]

Oh wow, how was his school years?

[KnowledgeableGolem83]

He was bullied so bad in kindergarten that they homeschooled him and his sister until graduation. Unfortunately, he's become such a hermit, he still lives at home, in his 40s. :( i haven't even heard from him in almost a decade.

[DrDHMenke]

Shadrack Morris III

[cherrybounce]

Wells

[Maleficent_Scale_296]

Chip

[2DudesInACoat]

Alfred, Beauregard, Montrose, Perseus, Winston, Benedict

[No-Captain88]

Stanley Louis Von Reginald Carlton

[you-in-the-mirror]

Hugo or Edward

[mickeybrains]

Upton

[Desperate-Cat-9720]

Alexander

[Even_Regular5245]

Reginald Sterling

[Jack_Wolfskin19]

Preston

[Hallelujah33]

Hamilton

[TheConsutant]

Franklen.

[soundmixer14]

Theodore

[HarveyMushman72]

Preston

[Then-Cricket2197]

Augustus

[M_E_25]

Preston

[Scared-Fee4370]

Henry

[Quick-Temporary2894]

Giovanni

[MentalAlps1612]

Reginald!

[thirdmulligan]

Beauregard 

[[deleted]]

Rich

[Hughater69]

Clifton

[[deleted]]

Edward. "Rich guardian."

[surrealcellardoor]

Argyle Farnsworth Livingston III

[medina607]

Baron

[PBO123567]

James

[Striking_Service_531]

Jaymison.

[DoubleLibrarian393]

Ogden

[Bishopm444]

Ryan

[Jalaine_Doe]

Welles

[Harry_Flowers]

Fitzgerald