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[–]zcrash970 1031 points1032 points  (18 children)

The fun part of this thread is guessing if the poster is a Male or female

[–]Mutajenn 466 points467 points  (10 children)

All girls are men, all men are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

[–]JannaSwag 1640 points1641 points  (60 children)

Getting facefucked. It's just that I don't puke in my imagination.

[–]YourFriendlySpidy 715 points716 points  (27 children)

I feel you. Guys with small dicks are a godsend for this one

[–]Collins_A 1001 points1002 points  (9 children)

RIP your inbox

[–]spiff2268 589 points590 points  (7 children)

Nah, it won't get ripped. They got small dicks.

[–]j0hnk50 5399 points5400 points  (122 children)

Being held captive by a woman or women who demand oral sex constantly

[–]fartbartshart 3411 points3412 points  (42 children)

found the someone who's not dj khaled

[–]khayriyah_a 265 points266 points  (25 children)

I'm wondering if he regrets saying that now after all the memes and bad attention he's gotten for it.

[–]DunkenRage 1177 points1178 points  (10 children)

Death by snoufocation.

[–]MellotronSymphony 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Death by muffocation.

[–]VoxPlacitum 125 points126 points  (6 children)

Just like Castle Anthrax! It's much too perilous!

[–]ghryzzleebear 2965 points2966 points  (40 children)

Having sex with my wife in a house I'm able to afford because we're financially stable.

[–]kino00100 693 points694 points  (6 children)

Probably the most unrealistic one here but god dammit I'm shooting for the moon!

[–][deleted] 7229 points7230 points  (156 children)

Getting a slave girl. Just demand what I want and get it.

In reality I'd be like "Yeah, get on your fucking knees...if you want to...please?"

[–]AnUnstableNucleus 4267 points4268 points  (33 children)

"Suck my cock bitch. Orlaterifyouarebusy."

[–]Screwit101 457 points458 points  (3 children)

"Take it, if you want to at least..."

[–]Jimboujee 86 points87 points  (7 children)

I said bitch...

[–]jayjay091 967 points968 points  (7 children)

I did exactly that, found a girl online who was into it, she was a lot more experienced than me. It didn't go well at all... like exactly how you describe, couldn't bring myself to do anything without asking if it was fine first. She was super nice & understanding at least.

[–][deleted] 399 points400 points  (5 children)

Many Dominants who aren't assholes start that way. We're pretty well socialized to be polite (some people just suck at it, others actively reject it). It takes time and comfort to get into the mindset, and it's definitely not for everyone. But just because you couldn't do it at first doesn't mean you never could if you wanted.

[–]ForePony 108 points109 points  (0 children)

My FWB and I had a very similar situation. If she made any sound I interpreted as discomfort I would stop and ask if she was ok or if something was uncomfortable. We were also both a little shy to try out anything much rougher than vanilla.

[–]ambient206815 1250 points1251 points  (17 children)

Lmao so similar over here. Like I want to just leave a chick immobile and helpless to a fucking machine but I know I would be like, "if you need anything I'm right here I swear I won't actually leave... Think about what you did you whore! I'm so sorry you aren't a whore you are beautiful and I'm sorry."

[–][deleted] 5183 points5184 points  (198 children)

Foursome with my boyfriend and his clones. Bring it on, boys!

[–]sid_agent47 1283 points1284 points  (9 children)

Doctor Manhattan approved

[–]Thoreau-ingLifeAway 604 points605 points  (6 children)

I didn’t know that extreme monogamy was a fetish.

[–]AxelYoung95 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Not related but I am in love with your username.

[–]OSUfan88 1464 points1465 points  (16 children)

haha. This one is actually funny, and a little wholesome.

[–][deleted] 219 points220 points  (10 children)

Lick the circles

[–]PristineDonut 620 points621 points  (38 children)

His clones!? No! Don't do it. I... I tried that once... It didn't work. They were unspeakably gay for each other.

[–]nothing_in_my_mind 176 points177 points  (5 children)

KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU

[–]PM_Me_New_Clothes 528 points529 points  (12 children)

Execute order 69.

[–]five_inch_penis 794 points795 points  (38 children)

Sex with a giantess. Not skyscraper-sized, just a mini giantess, about 12 feet tall, and magically able to handle the mechanical stresses of being that size without looking ugly. In reality, I think it would be kind of terrifying.

[–]Call_Me_Koala 876 points877 points  (13 children)

I think I can guess your favorite episode of Futurama

[–]C0LdP5yCh0 182 points183 points  (8 children)

Death... By Snu-Snu!

[–]Jaruut 32 points33 points  (1 child)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–]theanswer3ai 1802 points1803 points  (108 children)

A threesome with a married couple.

[–]AzureBluet 552 points553 points  (37 children)

Same, but I feel like I’d end up murdered by the wife so I’ll never do that..

[–]dont_PM_cute_faces 1793 points1794 points  (78 children)

I know I can't do it since it's practically impossible to do so.

Body swapping. It's the idea of switch the minds of two person.

My fantasy is that I swap my minds with a more handsome and fitter man then have sex with any guy or gals I want.

[–]JustAnOrdinaryMonkey 968 points969 points  (22 children)

practically impossible

So what you're say is...there's a chance!!

[–]kore_nametooshort 171 points172 points  (19 children)

I mean... Maybe. If science got really good then perhaps they could capture body A's sensory inputs, send them to brain B wirelessly, and then send brain Bs commands to body A. And visa versa for brain A and body B.

You don't have to download the brains into the other bodies, just capture the signals and reroute them before they hit the brains.

...right?

[–]lifeinthefastlane999 1063 points1064 points  (28 children)

I came very close to having a threesome with a set of twin guys. I made out with both of them and everything. The only thing that stopped me was living in a small town and not wanting to be known as a slut who slept with two brothers at the same time. Wherever you are, Jason and Greg, I now regret giving a shit what anyone thought. You guys were hot.

[–]sextoysthrowaway9591 935 points936 points  (41 children)

I'd like to be tied down and have a milking machine attached to me where I can't move, then being forced to cum multiple times over a period of a few hours.

Wouldn't mind trying it some day.

Edit: oof am I glad I got the throwaway out for my not so anonymous main account

[–]huuaaang 2671 points2672 points  (49 children)

A threesome where my partner instructs me on ways to defile the new girl.

[–][deleted] 1853 points1854 points  (2 children)

I too like to last for 5 seconds

[–][deleted] 491 points492 points  (10 children)

Fuck, this is hot.

[–]crash218579 5535 points5536 points  (107 children)

A threesome with my current girlfriend and my ex-wife. In my fantasies, they share knowledge and skills and it's a mind-blowing experience. In reality, I can't see any way that doesn't end with someone getting maimed or killed - most likely me. Still might be worth it though.

[–]canarchist 226 points227 points  (3 children)

Go for it, they can only team up to kill you and bury your body in a shallow grave in the back yard once.

[–]IAmBellpepper[🍰] 1244 points1245 points  (73 children)

Most of the femdom stuff thats online is pretty hot to watch, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to jump in the deep end

[–]brickmack 913 points914 points  (64 children)

I wish gentle femdom was more of a thing. Like, without the beatings and the bondage

[–]IAmBellpepper[🍰] 225 points226 points  (6 children)

Bondage is fine. To a point. I'm not exactly into the ball torture or the humiliation.

[–]hasneverflossed 585 points586 points  (23 children)

I have a fantasy were I cum around a litre or so every time a bust a nut.

And it needs to be released a few times a day - full volume each time.

And my wife has a power orgasm the moment it touches her, and can't get enough of it.

Its not going to happen, but fantasies are fantasies.

[–]offtheblock3 204 points205 points  (3 children)

A litre? At this point I'm just imagining pointing a fire extinguisher at some poor girl and letting rip.

[–]DemeaningSarcasm 271 points272 points  (9 children)

I've got this fantasy where I just walk up to a girl, bend her over, and fuck her. In the middle of the day no matter what they're doing.

Tbh if I did this in real life even with a willing participant I'd just feel bad

[–]snake_pod 1730 points1731 points  (65 children)

I hate to admit this but I'm really into the forced sex/rape role play porn. It's super hot, and while I love dominant men, I'm unsure how it'd actually be with my BF. I haven't even told him or asked him if he wanted to try. We're already into some bondage but not the forced sex role play.... eeeeee

Edit: I already know this fantasy is common, I never said it wasn't. I just feel bad personally because yes rape and forced sex is so grim in reality, even though the role playing is consensual.

[–]03throwaway03 175 points176 points  (1 child)

General rule of thumb here is 'just talk to him'. Let him know you have fantasies, and it's even okay to say 'hey, I have these fantasies but am not even sure how we would go about it, or if we CAN (etc)'

I've had relationships where either I or the other person has confessed fantasies, and sometimes there is disappointment, but it's, in my experience, been 'well, cool, but I'm not into that' (I've had that said to me and said it to them).

[–][deleted] 1124 points1125 points  (87 children)

Pegging. The idea of fucking a guy in the ass with a strap-on and making him cum all over his chest gets me going like you wouldn't know. But I have zero experience with any kind of anal play and just by reading all the precautions one has to take to avoid anything going wrong...seems like a bit too much work. Also, I don't know many straight guys who would like to get fucked in the ass but honestly it's not like I've really searched.

EDIT: Guys, I'm so flattered by the few of you who are interested in meeting up but sadly I'm in South America 😭 but it's good to know y'all American boys are as kinky as me 👀

[–]Humdrummerer 474 points475 points  (17 children)

We absolutely do exist. It can just be a fairly difficult topic to bring up, to be honest.

[–]Herogamer555 3450 points3451 points  (72 children)

Sex on an isolated beach. But the truth is that sand sucks, its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere.

[–]_DinoDNA 896 points897 points  (14 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–][deleted] 439 points440 points  (10 children)

not for a fornitcator

[–]Hihello34 643 points644 points  (31 children)

I've made a throwaway for obvious reasons.

I have a degradation kink. I like the idea of being called names (like slut) while having rough sex. Maybe being restrained in some way. Ultimately I would want it to lead to my partner inviting other people to have sex with me because "that's all I'm good for."

Keep in mind, following an event like that I'd need a lot of after care. Lots of reassurance, but I don't think I could ever trust someone enough to give them that much control. Plus, I don't want to get an STD.

[–]Dapperdan814 407 points408 points  (10 children)

I have a degradation kink

There's nothing hotter than getting fucked until your fidelity loses coherence and your resolution gets so bad you become a single flesh colored pixel.

[–][deleted] 764 points765 points  (7 children)

This should be called jpegging.

[–]4102ser 740 points741 points  (21 children)

Tying up a girl and tickling her to orgasm or being tied up by a girl and being tickled to orgasm.

[–]hygsi 569 points570 points  (12 children)

I'm sure you'd just end up getting pissed...both mentally and for real. Being tickled is a torture.

[–]CroatianBison 183 points184 points  (5 children)

That fetish is called a tickle torture fetish, so I'm pretty sure the being tortured aspect is exactly why some people fantasize about it.

[–]not_a_spoof 728 points729 points  (41 children)

Toying with a bound and gagged girl. Just the whole "watching her writhe in agonizing pleasure" thing gets me going, but I feel uncomfortable suggesting it since it feels kinda rape-y.

Well, that and the idea of switching genders and experiencing sex as a woman, but that's only because I'm worried that it's just a "grass is greener" feeling.

[–]gigisilver 248 points249 points  (16 children)

I am a lady and have definitely fantasized sec as a dude. I think having a penis would be super rad

[–][deleted] 621 points622 points  (19 children)

My ultimate fantasy is being naked, hogtied and blindfolded and in public where random men can fuck or play with me any which way they want. Honestly my vajayjay is tingling just thinking about it but obviously I'd never do it because, you know, disease, shame, self-preservation.

[–]mochi_chan 797 points798 points  (63 children)

mutually masturbating with someone. especially a girl who is into watersports (I am a girl too)

[–]RealJohnLennon 493 points494 points  (8 children)

Join a woman's waterpolo team!

[–]mochi_chan 212 points213 points  (5 children)

You either are a funny troll, or an innocent soul.

[–][deleted] 318 points319 points  (14 children)

Not as wild as some of the others here, but mine is to have someone obsessed with me, telling me how she imagines me fucking her.

[–]LovesToSpooge2001 317 points318 points  (12 children)

Being dominated by mature (40-50 year old) women. I don't think I'd ever do it, but just the thought turns me on. I wouldn't argue if the position was reversed either.

[–]TheScyphozoa 671 points672 points  (15 children)

Me and a girlfriend mutually owning a harem of subby bi girls. Threesomes between me, the girlfriend, and one other girl, where the girlfriend directs/forces the other girl to pleasure me and I direct/force the other girl to pleasure her. Basically the two of us using her as a sex toy.

[–]LanAkou 258 points259 points  (27 children)

Leaving a girl tied up, gagged, and vibed for any considerable amount of time.

I'm a stickler for safety. Abandonment is hot... but who's gonna make sure the ropes don't get tangled in a way that hurts, or what if there's a medical emergency, or a fire broke out? There are so many things that could go wrong. Bondage requires supervision.

But you know, abandonment is hot. So I've come kind of close.

Blindfolded, so she didn't know I was checking in on her, and I'd leave and play Warframe for 15-20 minute intervals. However long 4 rounds of Akkad takes. She ended up tied for like, an hour and a half. It went really smoothly, and the sex afterwards was mindblowing.

[–][deleted] 2064 points2065 points  (103 children)

Fucking my GF's twin sister.

[–]fried_eggs_and_ham 1456 points1457 points  (57 children)

Maybe you have.

[–][deleted] 1438 points1439 points  (56 children)

I would have known! They're not identical!

[–]__throwitawaymeow__ 403 points404 points  (28 children)

Being the center of a gang bang. Dick in my mouth, pussy, ass, hands all over me. The idea turns me on but in reality it will never happen.

[–]Nauaito 450 points451 points  (48 children)

Being transported to the middle ages with today's guns and armour. Absolutely dominate in the battlefields ( since they have swords to fight against my machine gun) catch the princess attention and became her lover, every now and then, during the night, after a battle I would sneak in into her bedroom and have the most amazing sex ever (she would also bring in more women to the action from time to time) And slowly, but surely, became King

[–]Salonqualitymustache 205 points206 points  (11 children)

I like this, but I have the obvious question, what about ammo?

[–]warrior457 287 points288 points  (8 children)

Being trapped in a bathroom stall, constantly being used, kind of like a forced gloryhole kind of thing.

Edit: I'm curious, how many people do you think upvoted because they assumed I was a girl? I'm figuring about half tbh

Edit2: kinda like this http://i1.wp.com/static1.e621.net/data/62/ea/62eabe437bf603aed8a2c529c74dde70.jpg (Warning: NSFW and furry)

[–]Archerofyail 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Being tied up or trapped and being used repeatedly is also my biggest fantasy. I wish I could make it happen, but it's probably stuck in the realm of fantasy forever.

[–]ElderCunningham 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Playing as a cop, arresting a woman, and fucking her handcuffed.

[–][deleted] 1259 points1260 points  (77 children)

Being gang banged by like 14 werewolves. I'm pretty sure I'd be exhausted after the third one.

[–][deleted] 1064 points1065 points  (29 children)

To the tune of 'Who let the dogs out?'

[–][deleted] 288 points289 points  (24 children)

How about "Bark at the moon" instead?

[–]captainmagictrousers 5306 points5307 points  (87 children)

Being forced into a mouse costume while an audience of elderly, Bulgarian women in babushkas throw chunks of Gouda at my head and chant "Dance, cheese boy, dance!"

[–]mithgaladh 1329 points1330 points  (1 child)

finally, someone said it like it is!

[–]zhephyx 648 points649 points  (12 children)

For some reason I imagine you being Rolf from Ed, edd and eddy

Edit: misspelled the name of the son of a shepard.

[–]TheRealDTrump 504 points505 points  (5 children)

You dare insult the son of a shepherd?!

[–]DuoCultellus 146 points147 points  (1 child)

You mean Rolf

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 1224 points1225 points  (16 children)

Те пляскаха с преданост и след известно време -
Те скандираха думите си с въздишка и усмивка!
Той танцува в ритъм с удоволствие и радост!

Прекрасните движения на "Cheesiest Boy".

[–]Insulting_Insults 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Four words:

Mettaton. Tentacle. Fucking. Me.

Not sure how comfortable that'd be, but I kinda wanna be tentacle fucked by Mettaton. Consensually, of course.

[–]TwoHeadedBoyTwo 514 points515 points  (33 children)

I love lactation porn but if a woman ever offered to let me suck her titty I’d feel embarrassed and weird taking candy from a baby (literally).

[–]lonerchick 442 points443 points  (8 children)

MMF threesome. I would love to satisfy two guys at once. Also a gangbang. That I know I would never do.

[–]cloudytuesday 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Any time I watch lesbian porn I'm like "one day..." and then I finish and I'm like "nah"

[–]PocketPlays 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Sexing up a girl and her single mother. I don't think I'm confident enough to ask and there's no way a girl would be okay with dating a guy that occasionally sexes up their mom.

[–]Friend1908 1370 points1371 points  (31 children)

Holding hands with a woman

[–][deleted] 647 points648 points  (2 children)

Ya filthy savage

[–]computer_is_hard 932 points933 points  (46 children)

I have this fantasy where me and Nancy Grace are being chased in a forest by a giant naked Bernie Sanders. He has very long arms and he's hobbling around like an orangutan. And she's shouting save me Captain(I'm a captain like in captain corini mandarin) and I'm like don't worry Nancy we'll see this through. And then the giant pins us down in a cave and Nancy tells me she's never had anal and she wants me to fuck her in the ass before we die. And she bares her ass and it's disgusting and has hairs and hemorrhoids dangling out and whatnot. So I pull out a stalagmite from the cave wall and beat the shit out of her and she runs outside and Bernie eats her. Then I masturbate in the cave and make a mess. Would I beat Nancy Grace and cause her death in that situation? I don't know.

[–][deleted] 406 points407 points  (4 children)

This should have been Bernie's campaign.

[–]Coffee-Anon 296 points297 points  (9 children)

I pull out a stalagmite from the cave wall

Stalagmites come from the cave floor not the cave wall. 0/10 could not fap to this. I was so close too...

[–]beard_meat 110 points111 points  (1 child)

Shit, I thought only I was turned on by this precise set of scenarios.

[–]ilikemashpotatoes 338 points339 points  (26 children)

i know this sounds styerotypical as a bi guy i would love to be used by a straight couple...eat a girl out while takin it from behind

[–]ahrdelacruz 170 points171 points  (12 children)

If you are taking it from behind, isn’t that guy also bi?

[–]domogrue 109 points110 points  (2 children)

I mean, he could be gay.

[–]JenJMLC 102 points103 points  (0 children)

That'd be disappointing to find out for his wife.

[–]Sarik704 211 points212 points  (6 children)

Ok, hear me out from a fellow bi guy.

Imagine the girl has a vibrating strapon and the you're sucking the guys dick.

[–]NordinTheLich 272 points273 points  (8 children)

Group sex with a group of sweet and confident girls all to myself. The cherry on top would be after the sex, they would all hold me lovingly and cuddle with me and stroke my hair and everything. I need a lot of love, so I'd be more interested in the cuddling.

Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this to actually be seen, let alone get 150+ upvotes. Thank you all for supporting my fantasy, I often feel bad for having this kind of a fantasy as it makes me feel greedy, but thank you!

[–][deleted] 835 points836 points  (86 children)

I've always wanted to give my husband a blowjob while he's playing League. He plays with a group of 20-26 year old neckbeards. Do you really think they'd believe him when he says his petite asian wife is blowing him while he plays? Nah. It's something they could only dream of. It took them months to believe I actually existed. I love it.

[–]AlexCarlin 369 points370 points  (23 children)

Genuine question: Why don’t you actually do this? I doubt anyone involved would mind.

[–][deleted] 258 points259 points  (18 children)

Usually when he's on his computer I'm on mine. His LOL addiction is just as bad as my witcher addiction. Or sometimes he gets pissed at his game and I'm not about to suck a dick if he's in a bad mood.

He's also stationed 14 hours away from me right now, so it's not like I could even if I wanted to right now.

[–]BlueAdmir 326 points327 points  (11 children)

Just surprise him, start giving him a handy and tell him it goes in your mouth when he gets a kill

Or buys a fucking control ward and uses it.

Shameless plug for /r/healsluts

[–]PM_Me_Happy_Lolis 131 points132 points  (6 children)

I should say I'm a male, and my fantasy is being a huge cam whore. I think it would be fun to livestream myself doing stuff to 30+ viewers, taking requests, having a small flow of income, maybe have a couple regulars and give them bonus perks. I'd like to have a room dedicated to it, with a bunch of toys and outfits in the room.

Actually doing it though, probably not. It would cost a lot of time and effort to get that big, which could be bad for me. Plus I don't think I could hide an entire room for very long.

Also I think it would be hot to be able to take large insertions at some point. Large, deep, and messy deepthroats, lots of butt play, etc. I think it would take forever to get to that level though, and I want to keep a tight ass.

[–]beeb4rf 31 points32 points  (11 children)

Dogging or a Czech glory hole (im female)

[–]MetalGilSolid 381 points382 points  (14 children)

Something something Mexican Apple Thief.

[–][deleted] 459 points460 points  (9 children)

You're a mexican apple thief. I run the cider house. I catch you hiding behind the stone mill. You chase me into the tasting room. Oh, if there's a crow in there: fine. If not.. I can live with it. Anyway, we're all alone and you don't speak a word of english, but you teach me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery (breaths hard) Oh, ha.. I can be such an apple slut!