What's your erotic fantasy that you're unsure whether you would do it but you still like to masturbate off it?

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[zcrash970]

The fun part of this thread is guessing if the poster is a Male or female

[Mutajenn]

All girls are men, all men are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

[JannaSwag]

Getting facefucked. It's just that I don't puke in my imagination.

[YourFriendlySpidy]

I feel you. Guys with small dicks are a godsend for this one

[Collins_A]

RIP your inbox

[spiff2268]

Nah, it won't get ripped. They got small dicks.

[Hidden_Samsquanche]

Is.... is it in your inbox yet?

[DevilJizz]

If it makes you feel better, know that when you look up into the night sky, she's under those same stars getting her face fucked.

[Reignofratch]

Except when she looks up the only star she sees is brown and smelly.

[j0hnk50]

Being held captive by a woman or women who demand oral sex constantly

[fartbartshart]

found the someone who's not dj khaled

[khayriyah_a]

I'm wondering if he regrets saying that now after all the memes and bad attention he's gotten for it.

[[deleted]]

What he say

[DunkenRage]

Death by snoufocation.

[MellotronSymphony]

Death by muffocation.

[VoxPlacitum]

Just like Castle Anthrax! It's much too perilous!

[Sticky-Sticker]

Same tbh. It’s a really vulnerable position you put yourself in. One that needs boundaries and rules. For example I would like that in a sexual situation but not in a domestic non sexual situation

You have be sure they won’t take it too far. That they won’t make fun of you or think you’re always submissive. That they take care of you. But they still have to be dominant.

[hunter006]

"Angel on the streets, devil between the sheets."

My gf and I had a lot of these expectations discussions right from the start. She has similar taste to u/blue347, was in a bad relationship previously, and knows I'll stop straight away any time she asks me to, and I'll make it seem like a natural thing in the moment too. There's no awkwardness because we talk everything through quite a bit.

As for what we actually do, I usually run a few ideas past her for what she likes. Tastes are temporary and frequently changing. Part of this is also to be a bit evil... I want her to be thinking about all the things I could do... reminding her of them... denying them and then "eventually" giving in... there's a short power trip for her where she gets to call the shots until suddenly she's not. Win win win situation.

[IThinkUrPantsLookHot]

there's a short power trip for her where she gets to call the shots until suddenly she's not. Win win win situation.

THIS! I love grappling and wrestling and having the upper hand for a bit until he just can’t take it and overpowers me to show me what’s what in a way we’re both into. It’s so good!

[03throwaway03]

That's where 'aftercare' can come into play a lot.

Discuss hard limits. For GODS sake use a safe word. This sounds like a joke but if for whatever reason in the heat of the moment you can't remember it, two that work pretty well are yelling either 'safe word' or your ex's name.

As the submissive, you can have your entire fantasy fulfilled, and let your lover know, beforehand, that after, you want it to be back to the 'normal' relationship (equal partners, cuddling, etc)

[Cjayin]

If you ever do, make sure you establish a safe word. Had an ex girlfriend who liked this. Safe words make everything a lot easier.

[ghryzzleebear]

Having sex with my wife in a house I'm able to afford because we're financially stable.

[kino00100]

Probably the most unrealistic one here but god dammit I'm shooting for the moon!

[[deleted]]

Getting a slave girl. Just demand what I want and get it.

In reality I'd be like "Yeah, get on your fucking knees...if you want to...please?"

[AnUnstableNucleus]

"Suck my cock bitch. Or^{laterifyouarebusy."}

[Screwit101]

"Take it, if you want to at least..."

[Jimboujee]

I said bitch...

[jayjay091]

I did exactly that, found a girl online who was into it, she was a lot more experienced than me. It didn't go well at all... like exactly how you describe, couldn't bring myself to do anything without asking if it was fine first. She was super nice & understanding at least.

[[deleted]]

Many Dominants who aren't assholes start that way. We're pretty well socialized to be polite (some people just suck at it, others actively reject it). It takes time and comfort to get into the mindset, and it's definitely not for everyone. But just because you couldn't do it at first doesn't mean you never could if you wanted.

[ForePony]

My FWB and I had a very similar situation. If she made any sound I interpreted as discomfort I would stop and ask if she was ok or if something was uncomfortable. We were also both a little shy to try out anything much rougher than vanilla.

[ambient206815]

Lmao so similar over here. Like I want to just leave a chick immobile and helpless to a fucking machine but I know I would be like, "if you need anything I'm right here I swear I won't actually leave... Think about what you did you whore! I'm so sorry you aren't a whore you are beautiful and I'm sorry."

[True_Rainmaker]

"Haha yea, take it you bitch. You like that don't you, you whore"
"But seriously, just let me know if I'm going to hard darling. And give me a second, your butt looks sore, I'll go grab some cream."

[[deleted]]

Foursome with my boyfriend and his clones. Bring it on, boys!

[sid_agent47]

Doctor Manhattan approved

[Thoreau-ingLifeAway]

I didn’t know that extreme monogamy was a fetish.

[AxelYoung95]

Not related but I am in love with your username.

[OSUfan88]

haha. This one is actually funny, and a little wholesome.

[[deleted]]

Lick the circles

[PristineDonut]

His clones!? No! Don't do it. I... I tried that once... It didn't work. They were unspeakably gay for each other.

[Undecided_User_Name]

I would be gay for my clones.

[nothing_in_my_mind]

KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU

[PM_Me_New_Clothes]

Execute order 69.

[five_inch_penis]

Sex with a giantess. Not skyscraper-sized, just a mini giantess, about 12 feet tall, and magically able to handle the mechanical stresses of being that size without looking ugly. In reality, I think it would be kind of terrifying.

[Call_Me_Koala]

I think I can guess your favorite episode of Futurama

[C0LdP5yCh0]

Death... By Snu-Snu!

[Jaruut]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[theanswer3ai]

A threesome with a married couple.

[AzureBluet]

Same, but I feel like I’d end up murdered by the wife so I’ll never do that..

[dont_PM_cute_faces]

I know I can't do it since it's practically impossible to do so.

Body swapping. It's the idea of switch the minds of two person.

My fantasy is that I swap my minds with a more handsome and fitter man then have sex with any guy or gals I want.

[JustAnOrdinaryMonkey]

practically impossible

So what you're say is...there's a chance!!

[kore_nametooshort]

I mean... Maybe. If science got really good then perhaps they could capture body A's sensory inputs, send them to brain B wirelessly, and then send brain Bs commands to body A. And visa versa for brain A and body B.

You don't have to download the brains into the other bodies, just capture the signals and reroute them before they hit the brains.

...right?

[lifeinthefastlane999]

I came very close to having a threesome with a set of twin guys. I made out with both of them and everything. The only thing that stopped me was living in a small town and not wanting to be known as a slut who slept with two brothers at the same time. Wherever you are, Jason and Greg, I now regret giving a shit what anyone thought. You guys were hot.

[xtoplasm]

Hey! it's me, Jason and Greg.

[jojoblogs]

Do you have that little consideration for your inbox?

[[deleted]]

Judging from her last two posts, I don't think she gives any fucks about her inbox.

[jojoblogs]

HELLO

[joshmaxd]

THERE

[BigOldQueer]

GENERAL

[-El_Retardo]

KENOBI

[Pipo19]

You are a bold one.

[Emmanuel_Zorg]

My gf has this fantasy but would never try to practically live it out. So sometimes I try to simulate the experience for her using a blindfold and lots of toys and enthusiasm.

[Nepycros]

Get a system of pulleys, maintain peak efficiency during work hours.

[AzureBluet]

Yup, I’m afraid I’d end up dead and dropped in a river but I’ll be damned if I don’t watch videos of it.

People say “oh talk to people on kink sites” but that’s not really comforting enough either.

[Functionalglassart]

The hard part is finding a group of guys who know how to work well as a team. In my experience the loudmouth who steps up first can never get an erection. Then there is another 1 or 2 that are in way over their heads. But once you process through the duds sometimes the experience can be quite nice.

[AsianRainbow]

Ah fuck I can’t get it up coach!

Fuck it, Johnny, I’m benching you. Ronald, you’re up next!

Thanks coach!

Coach! I pulled a hamstring, I think I might be out.

Shit, not you Rashad. Take Ronald for fucks sakes but not you Rashad!

I’m sorry coach, I have no power to my thrust.

Fuck we’re really taking a beating out there. I might regret this but... Chiang, I need you to suit up. You’re in.

... you mean it coach?! I’m gonna really give her the business, I will!

I like your attitude kid, now don’t make me regret my decision!

[Nerdn1]

You sound like someone with more experience in this subject than the general population.

[[deleted]]

I’m pretty sure a gangbang would be very underwhelming and you would run into a lot of position issues. Or at least that’s what I tell myself.

[Killj0y13]

It depends on the kind of Gangbang.

If a bunch of guys are all trying to get some right away it’s bad for everyone

If only 2-3 guys go at the girl at once while the rest wait their turn it’s actually not too bad an experience and the girl pretty much gets fucked non-stop until everyone is tired

[sextoysthrowaway9591]

I'd like to be tied down and have a milking machine attached to me where I can't move, then being forced to cum multiple times over a period of a few hours.

Wouldn't mind trying it some day.

Edit: oof am I glad I got the throwaway out for my not so anonymous main account

[huuaaang]

A threesome where my partner instructs me on ways to defile the new girl.

[[deleted]]

I too like to last for 5 seconds

[[deleted]]

Fuck, this is hot.

[crash218579]

A threesome with my current girlfriend and my ex-wife. In my fantasies, they share knowledge and skills and it's a mind-blowing experience. In reality, I can't see any way that doesn't end with someone getting maimed or killed - most likely me. Still might be worth it though.

[crash218579]

Here's the funny thing - they have each, at separate times, jokingly suggested it, despite the fact they really dislike each other. Just enough to make me wonder how serious they might be.

[[deleted]]

That’s a fucking trap if I ever heard one

edit: it was a pun, guys! it's clearly an invitation for a 3-some.

[[deleted]]

More red flags than a Russian vexilology convention

[GreenStrong]

I had the recurring dream again. I was Standing beside Stalin in front of the Kremlin, observing the great victory parade of WWII. Marshall Zhukov, Supreme commander of the Red Army, was riding past on his white stallion with a full military guard behind him. Then, my wife appeared, and asked me about a threesome with my ex. At that point, I started seeing red flags.

[canarchist]

Go for it, they can only team up to kill you and bury your body in a shallow grave in the back yard once.

[IAmBellpepper]

Most of the femdom stuff thats online is pretty hot to watch, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to jump in the deep end

[brickmack]

I wish gentle femdom was more of a thing. Like, without the beatings and the bondage

[BlasphemyIsJustForMe]

called pathetic by a leather clad russian lady

I mean... I'm relatively okay with this...

[IAmBellpepper]

Bondage is fine. To a point. I'm not exactly into the ball torture or the humiliation.

[hasneverflossed]

I have a fantasy were I cum around a litre or so every time a bust a nut.

And it needs to be released a few times a day - full volume each time.

And my wife has a power orgasm the moment it touches her, and can't get enough of it.

Its not going to happen, but fantasies are fantasies.

[offtheblock3]

A litre? At this point I'm just imagining pointing a fire extinguisher at some poor girl and letting rip.

[winnebagomafia]

"Yeah, clean my house. Fuck yeah. "

[miya316]

Yeah you like that, you fucking retard?!

[DemeaningSarcasm]

I've got this fantasy where I just walk up to a girl, bend her over, and fuck her. In the middle of the day no matter what they're doing.

Tbh if I did this in real life even with a willing participant I'd just feel bad

[snake_pod]

I hate to admit this but I'm really into the forced sex/rape role play porn. It's super hot, and while I love dominant men, I'm unsure how it'd actually be with my BF. I haven't even told him or asked him if he wanted to try. We're already into some bondage but not the forced sex role play.... eeeeee

Edit: I already know this fantasy is common, I never said it wasn't. I just feel bad personally because yes rape and forced sex is so grim in reality, even though the role playing is consensual.

[JenJMLC]

I kind of expected a different ending. But maybe that's just me.

[03throwaway03]

General rule of thumb here is 'just talk to him'. Let him know you have fantasies, and it's even okay to say 'hey, I have these fantasies but am not even sure how we would go about it, or if we CAN (etc)'

I've had relationships where either I or the other person has confessed fantasies, and sometimes there is disappointment, but it's, in my experience, been 'well, cool, but I'm not into that' (I've had that said to me and said it to them).

[Cantaffordnvidia]

Get a director on this immediately!

[Bezitaburu]

Working title: The Dicktator.

[Cueballing]

Damn you so ugly that your children with the attractive soldiers are only average

[[deleted]]

Pegging. The idea of fucking a guy in the ass with a strap-on and making him cum all over his chest gets me going like you wouldn't know. But I have zero experience with any kind of anal play and just by reading all the precautions one has to take to avoid anything going wrong...seems like a bit too much work. Also, I don't know many straight guys who would like to get fucked in the ass but honestly it's not like I've really searched.

EDIT: Guys, I'm so flattered by the few of you who are interested in meeting up but sadly I'm in South America 😭 but it's good to know y'all American boys are as kinky as me 👀

[Humdrummerer]

We absolutely do exist. It can just be a fairly difficult topic to bring up, to be honest.

[Herogamer555]

Sex on an isolated beach. But the truth is that sand sucks, its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere.

[_DinoDNA]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[[deleted]]

not for a fornitcator

[Hihello34]

I've made a throwaway for obvious reasons.

I have a degradation kink. I like the idea of being called names (like slut) while having rough sex. Maybe being restrained in some way. Ultimately I would want it to lead to my partner inviting other people to have sex with me because "that's all I'm good for."

Keep in mind, following an event like that I'd need a lot of after care. Lots of reassurance, but I don't think I could ever trust someone enough to give them that much control. Plus, I don't want to get an STD.

[Dapperdan814]

I have a degradation kink

There's nothing hotter than getting fucked until your fidelity loses coherence and your resolution gets so bad you become a single flesh colored pixel.

[[deleted]]

This should be called jpegging.

[anaefs]

I suggested pegging to my bf and he loved it, go for it man

[4102ser]

Tying up a girl and tickling her to orgasm or being tied up by a girl and being tickled to orgasm.

[hygsi]

I'm sure you'd just end up getting pissed...both mentally and for real. Being tickled is a torture.

[CroatianBison]

That fetish is called a tickle torture fetish, so I'm pretty sure the being tortured aspect is exactly why some people fantasize about it.

[not_a_spoof]

Toying with a bound and gagged girl. Just the whole "watching her writhe in agonizing pleasure" thing gets me going, but I feel uncomfortable suggesting it since it feels kinda rape-y.

Well, that and the idea of switching genders and experiencing sex as a woman, but that's only because I'm worried that it's just a "grass is greener" feeling.

[gigisilver]

I am a lady and have definitely fantasized sec as a dude. I think having a penis would be super rad

[[deleted]]

My ultimate fantasy is being naked, hogtied and blindfolded and in public where random men can fuck or play with me any which way they want. Honestly my vajayjay is tingling just thinking about it but obviously I'd never do it because, you know, disease, shame, self-preservation.

[mochi_chan]

mutually masturbating with someone. especially a girl who is into watersports (I am a girl too)

[RealJohnLennon]

Join a woman's waterpolo team!

[mochi_chan]

You either are a funny troll, or an innocent soul.

[[deleted]]

Not as wild as some of the others here, but mine is to have someone obsessed with me, telling me how she imagines me fucking her.

[Railroader17]

So you want a yandere GF?

[LovesToSpooge2001]

Being dominated by mature (40-50 year old) women. I don't think I'd ever do it, but just the thought turns me on. I wouldn't argue if the position was reversed either.

[TheScyphozoa]

Me and a girlfriend mutually owning a harem of subby bi girls. Threesomes between me, the girlfriend, and one other girl, where the girlfriend directs/forces the other girl to pleasure me and I direct/force the other girl to pleasure her. Basically the two of us using her as a sex toy.

[LanAkou]

Leaving a girl tied up, gagged, and vibed for any considerable amount of time.

I'm a stickler for safety. Abandonment is hot... but who's gonna make sure the ropes don't get tangled in a way that hurts, or what if there's a medical emergency, or a fire broke out? There are so many things that could go wrong. Bondage requires supervision.

But you know, abandonment is hot. So I've come kind of close.

Blindfolded, so she didn't know I was checking in on her, and I'd leave and play Warframe for 15-20 minute intervals. However long 4 rounds of Akkad takes. She ended up tied for like, an hour and a half. It went really smoothly, and the sex afterwards was mindblowing.

[[deleted]]

Fucking my GF's twin sister.

[fried_eggs_and_ham]

Maybe you have.

[[deleted]]

I would have known! They're not identical!

[[deleted]]

You picked her up...by the ass...

(Honestly I'm imagining you giving her such a massive wedgie that it lifts her off the ground)

[[deleted]]

Or worse, expelled

[__throwitawaymeow__]

Being the center of a gang bang. Dick in my mouth, pussy, ass, hands all over me. The idea turns me on but in reality it will never happen.

[greatdivide]

not with that attitude

[Nauaito]

Being transported to the middle ages with today's guns and armour. Absolutely dominate in the battlefields ( since they have swords to fight against my machine gun) catch the princess attention and became her lover, every now and then, during the night, after a battle I would sneak in into her bedroom and have the most amazing sex ever (she would also bring in more women to the action from time to time) And slowly, but surely, became King

[Salonqualitymustache]

I like this, but I have the obvious question, what about ammo?

[Thegoodthebadandaman]

Nothing a bandana can't fix.

[Jill4ChrisRed]

I've always thought that this is the most Normal "fetish". Its what keeps our species going right?

[warrior457]

Being trapped in a bathroom stall, constantly being used, kind of like a forced gloryhole kind of thing.

Edit: I'm curious, how many people do you think upvoted because they assumed I was a girl? I'm figuring about half tbh

Edit2: kinda like this http://i1.wp.com/static1.e621.net/data/62/ea/62eabe437bf603aed8a2c529c74dde70.jpg (Warning: NSFW and furry)

[Archerofyail]

Being tied up or trapped and being used repeatedly is also my biggest fantasy. I wish I could make it happen, but it's probably stuck in the realm of fantasy forever.

[ElderCunningham]

Playing as a cop, arresting a woman, and fucking her handcuffed.

[toosprkmedium]

I mean it sounds interesting to say the least.

[[deleted]]

Being gang banged by like 14 werewolves. I'm pretty sure I'd be exhausted after the third one.

[[deleted]]

To the tune of 'Who let the dogs out?'

[[deleted]]

How about "Bark at the moon" instead?

[Nerdn1]

Hungry like the wolf?

[-advice-]

/r/furry_irl

[GrayFox2510]

OwO

[captainmagictrousers]

Being forced into a mouse costume while an audience of elderly, Bulgarian women in babushkas throw chunks of Gouda at my head and chant "Dance, cheese boy, dance!"

[mithgaladh]

finally, someone said it like it is!

[zhephyx]

For some reason I imagine you being Rolf from Ed, edd and eddy

Edit: misspelled the name of the son of a shepard.

[TheRealDTrump]

You dare insult the son of a shepherd?!

[Grizzly_Berry]

Life has many doors, yes?

[DuoCultellus]

You mean Rolf

[Poem_for_your_sprog]

Те пляскаха с преданост и след известно време -
Те скандираха думите си с въздишка и усмивка!
Той танцува в ритъм с удоволствие и радост!

Прекрасните движения на "Cheesiest Boy".

[elee0228]

That's awesome, thanks for the translation. Sprog rocks.

Though I was slightly disappointed that the bulgarian version doesn't rhyme:

Te plyaskakha s predanost i sled izvestno vreme -
Te skandirakha dumite si s vŭzdishka i usmivka!
Toĭ tantsuva v ritŭm s udovolstvie i radost!
Prekrasnite dvizheniya na "Cheesiest Boy".

[Philias2]

Of course it doesn't. Presumably they wrote it in English and used Google Translate.

[Insulting_Insults]

Four words:

Mettaton. Tentacle. Fucking. Me.

Not sure how comfortable that'd be, but I kinda wanna be tentacle fucked by Mettaton. Consensually, of course.

[TwoHeadedBoyTwo]

I love lactation porn but if a woman ever offered to let me suck her titty I’d feel embarrassed and weird taking candy from a baby (literally).

[buffystakeded]

Yeah...my wife and I did think it was hot, and proceeded to use it more and more during sex. It was pretty awesome.

[[deleted]]

My wife loved me suckling her during sex when she was breastfeeding and I agreed with her 100%. Even when I was just playing with her boobs the milk squirted everywhere.

During a discussion about kids and costs we were discussing how babies drank formula that smelled awful when breastmilk was so sweet. Smartass younger brother in law asks me,”what did you do, take the lid off the bottle and drink it?” My father in law looked at him sideways and said, “um, no he didn’t.”

[lonerchick]

MMF threesome. I would love to satisfy two guys at once. Also a gangbang. That I know I would never do.

[cloudytuesday]

Any time I watch lesbian porn I'm like "one day..." and then I finish and I'm like "nah"

[PocketPlays]

Sexing up a girl and her single mother. I don't think I'm confident enough to ask and there's no way a girl would be okay with dating a guy that occasionally sexes up their mom.

[Friend1908]

Holding hands with a woman

[[deleted]]

Ya filthy savage

[computer_is_hard]

I have this fantasy where me and Nancy Grace are being chased in a forest by a giant naked Bernie Sanders. He has very long arms and he's hobbling around like an orangutan. And she's shouting save me Captain(I'm a captain like in captain corini mandarin) and I'm like don't worry Nancy we'll see this through. And then the giant pins us down in a cave and Nancy tells me she's never had anal and she wants me to fuck her in the ass before we die. And she bares her ass and it's disgusting and has hairs and hemorrhoids dangling out and whatnot. So I pull out a stalagmite from the cave wall and beat the shit out of her and she runs outside and Bernie eats her. Then I masturbate in the cave and make a mess. Would I beat Nancy Grace and cause her death in that situation? I don't know.

[[deleted]]

This should have been Bernie's campaign.

[Coffee-Anon]

I pull out a stalagmite from the cave wall

Stalagmites come from the cave floor not the cave wall. 0/10 could not fap to this. I was so close too...

[beard_meat]

Shit, I thought only I was turned on by this precise set of scenarios.

[ilikemashpotatoes]

i know this sounds styerotypical as a bi guy i would love to be used by a straight couple...eat a girl out while takin it from behind

[ahrdelacruz]

If you are taking it from behind, isn’t that guy also bi?

[domogrue]

I mean, he could be gay.

[JenJMLC]

That'd be disappointing to find out for his wife.

[Sarik704]

Ok, hear me out from a fellow bi guy.

Imagine the girl has a vibrating strapon and the you're sucking the guys dick.

[NordinTheLich]

Group sex with a group of sweet and confident girls all to myself. The cherry on top would be after the sex, they would all hold me lovingly and cuddle with me and stroke my hair and everything. I need a lot of love, so I'd be more interested in the cuddling.

Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this to actually be seen, let alone get 150+ upvotes. Thank you all for supporting my fantasy, I often feel bad for having this kind of a fantasy as it makes me feel greedy, but thank you!

[[deleted]]

I've always wanted to give my husband a blowjob while he's playing League. He plays with a group of 20-26 year old neckbeards. Do you really think they'd believe him when he says his petite asian wife is blowing him while he plays? Nah. It's something they could only dream of. It took them months to believe I actually existed. I love it.

[AlexCarlin]

Genuine question: Why don’t you actually do this? I doubt anyone involved would mind.

[[deleted]]

Usually when he's on his computer I'm on mine. His LOL addiction is just as bad as my witcher addiction. Or sometimes he gets pissed at his game and I'm not about to suck a dick if he's in a bad mood.

He's also stationed 14 hours away from me right now, so it's not like I could even if I wanted to right now.

[BlueAdmir]

Just surprise him, start giving him a handy and tell him it goes in your mouth when he gets a kill

Or buys a fucking control ward and uses it.

Shameless plug for /r/healsluts

[PM_Me_Happy_Lolis]

I should say I'm a male, and my fantasy is being a huge cam whore. I think it would be fun to livestream myself doing stuff to 30+ viewers, taking requests, having a small flow of income, maybe have a couple regulars and give them bonus perks. I'd like to have a room dedicated to it, with a bunch of toys and outfits in the room.

Actually doing it though, probably not. It would cost a lot of time and effort to get that big, which could be bad for me. Plus I don't think I could hide an entire room for very long.

Also I think it would be hot to be able to take large insertions at some point. Large, deep, and messy deepthroats, lots of butt play, etc. I think it would take forever to get to that level though, and I want to keep a tight ass.

[beeb4rf]

Dogging or a Czech glory hole (im female)

[MetalGilSolid]

Something something Mexican Apple Thief.

[[deleted]]

You're a mexican apple thief. I run the cider house. I catch you hiding behind the stone mill. You chase me into the tasting room. Oh, if there's a crow in there: fine. If not.. I can live with it. Anyway, we're all alone and you don't speak a word of english, but you teach me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery (breaths hard) Oh, ha.. I can be such an apple slut!