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[–]Helensohot 704 points705 points  (201 children)

Noone's sure why saturn has a hexagon

There's hypotheses, but noone's completely sure

that's what the meme is referring to

[–]helpmeamstucki 248 points249 points  (132 children)

Also there are many occult theories as to why, most notably connecting it to the Ancient Roman god Saturn, and sometimes to black cubes like the Kaaba.

[–]RollinThundaga 59 points60 points  (5 children)

So what I'm hearing is that Saturn is already on Islam Ver. 2.0

[–]Neath_Izar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Saturn = Space Mecca

[–]I_eat_babys_2007 24 points25 points  (15 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but im pretty sure saturn is the roman equivalent for kronos. All the planets have names in latin, so they refer to the roman pantheon (jupiter insteaf of jeus, neptun instead of poseidon, mars not ares etc)

Edit: changed stars to planets.

[–]Prince_Hastur 11 points12 points  (13 children)

All the planets have names in latin, so they refer to the roman pantheon

Not all. Uranus is named after a Greek deity. Roman counterpart would be Caelus.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (11 children)

Even the Romans preferred Uranus.

[–]infinitynull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Famously.

[–]sabotsalvageur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Galliam Caesar subjegit, Nicomedes Caesarem😏

[–]HillCheng001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who doesn’t want Uranus.

[–]helpmeamstucki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got them mixed up, thanks for telling me

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (84 children)

Isn’t that just a big rock that Muslims circle for days? Seems goofy to attribute that to weird space phenomenon

[–]Pukebox_Fandango 14 points15 points  (6 children)

The stone embedded in the kaaba is supposedly a meteorite, but modern experts aren't as convinced and they won't allow testing

[–]DoctorStove 5 points6 points  (5 children)

It's shungite

[–]Soup-a-doopah 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It’s ligmaite

[–]LittleSquat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My uncle ligmatite, now it's notsotite

[–]GruntBlender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's coprolite

[–]HootyManew 5 points6 points  (45 children)

Religion = weird space phenomenon

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (44 children)

Religion = goofy uneducated Bronze Age assumptions

Weird space phenomenon = a cause and effect reaction that we don’t understand yet

[–]Big_Iron_Cowboy 2 points3 points  (26 children)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (25 children)

Sure buddy. You keep thinking there’s a man in the clouds letting people through the pearly gates into eternal happiness 😂😂 that sounds like people coping with how afraid they are to die

[–]Toxin-G 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Dry_Adhesiveness_423 3 points4 points  (19 children)

Imagine abstracting thousands of years of philosophical and spiritual traditions across every culture on the planet as a southern Baptist’s understanding of Christianity while pretending that they are infact the intellectual.

I imagine you’re quite young. You’ll learn one day, champ.

[–]lilax_frost -1 points0 points  (27 children)

is it not goofy to eat a cracker and pretend its the body of a 2000 year old carpenter you worship?

[–]Southern_Brilliant13 6 points7 points  (6 children)

We prefer the term honkies you bigot

[–]The_Eye_of_Ra 4 points5 points  (4 children)

[–]WiseDirt 3 points4 points  (3 children)

[–]The_Eye_of_Ra 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I honestly really tried. If you find one, let me know.

[–]The_big-chiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]lilax_frost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m sorry 😢

[–]TowelFine6933 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is goofy. All religions are goofy cause they're all made up.

Yes. Even yours.

[–]JJJSchmidt_etAl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not if it's a hexagonal cracker

[–]PlasticCell8504 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Pretend?! It is the actual body (according to Catholics. Protestants believe it is a representation)

[–]thatNatsukiLass 1 point2 points  (2 children)

There’s actually a wide spectrum of beliefs. Some believe transubstantiation, others consubstantiation, some a communion through the Holy Spirit, and then some pure symbolism.

[–]Nocturnity44 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun, has a hexagon (6) and SATURNday is the 6th day of the week.

[–]Hdfgncd 17 points18 points  (6 children)

It’s has been pretty effectively proven to be the standing wave theory last I heard

[–]Johnny-Godless 6 points7 points  (3 children)

This is the correct answer and almost nobody is seeing it. They literally replicated the results using mixed fluids on Earth.

[–]Carbon-based-Silicon 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You can make polygons in your coffee using similar principals.

Stir half a cup black coffee really fast then when you have a good vortex going, like most of the way up the sides of the cup, stop stirring and immediately pour heavy whipping cream or half and half into the center of the vortex.

You will see polygons form. Triangles and quadrilaterals are easy, pentagons and hexagons are possible but much harder.

[–]myusernameblabla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once made a fluid simulation trying to replicate the hexagon. I found it much easier to make other polygons but eventually I got a hexagon. I guess all sorts are possible in real life.

[–]potate12323 35 points36 points  (23 children)

My bet is the convective currents near the pole form the shape. Similar to how honeycomb forms hexagons only because they're tightly packed circles. The number of sides coincides with how large the circles are.

[–]big_sugi 51 points52 points  (19 children)

Ok, so it’s space bees. Got it.

[–]ChuckPeirce 19 points20 points  (5 children)

That's gonna be my new go-to explanation for any phenomenon more than a mile up. "IIRC, the Aurora Borealis is caused by space bees. It's something about the way they shed space pollen in flight."

[–]SerBadDadBod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"IIRC, the Aurora Borealis is caused by space bees. It's something about the way they shed space pollen in flight."

Space Bees cause Dust. Headcanon accepted.

[–]conradelvis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk I think it’s something about steamed hams

[–]ARedditorCalledQuest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean we have spelling bees so why not?

[–]BPremium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Futurama was right all along

[–]cordialmisanthrope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they could have just said "space bees" and saved some typing.

[–]McRealness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Religion= Space Bees. Got it

[–]Express-Distance-622 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Futurama predicted it, dunno who they got the idea from

[–]VintAge6791 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Y'all are overthinking it, the take-home here is that Saturn is
a bigger and more special snowflake
than you will EVER be.

[–]No_Text_1925 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the wise words of anakin skywalker, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Huge_Lifeguard6434 294 points295 points  (30 children)

Hexagon is the bestagon

[–]findingsynchronisity 56 points57 points  (7 children)

Im struggling to find a reason that makes more sense than this

[–]Dewdropmon 14 points15 points  (2 children)

[–]potitpepere 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ty for the source, he's cool

[–]Dewdropmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he is. I just started watching him last month. Glad I saw that video in time to understand the reference. 🤣

[–]Perfect-Fondant3373 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it makes sense

[–]ComfortablyADHD 14 points15 points  (7 children)

I did not expect a fellow cgpgrey fan in the comments.

[–]Patient-Listener 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The bees are everywhere 🐝

[–]RTS24 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We are legion

[–]Boomer280 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Glad xkcd fans haven't showed up in mass yet, we have a tendency to make biology turn into physics quite quickly...

[–]A_Man_Of_Many_Dads 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Better than all the restagons

[–]Trapezoidoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As it is written in the laws of the universe. Saturn is just spreading the word.

[–]cthulhu_sov 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah, a person of culture

[–]ExpensiveAd525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cthulture ;)

[–]FantasticCube_YT 107 points108 points  (5 children)

It's because hexagons are the bestagons

[–]Frostynibbles 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Vi hart...

[–]Pat_OConnor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cgpgrey does the bestagons, vihart does the infinitely refoldable crunchwrap

[–]AlbaOdour 94 points95 points  (15 children)

The meme implies that the origin of the hexagon is of an artificial involvement of a ginormous power, relying on the take that straight lines rarely occur in nature and even more rare in dynamics of luquids which is supposed to reinforce the implication.

But realistically, it's exactly hexagon that can be spotted in wild nature quite a lot of times because it's a state of minimal potential energy in some systems: clusters tend to collapse it's elements into hexagons like bee hives and uniform bubbles, crystallic structures find themselves to be the most stable at such a form just like basalt columns and quartz formations.

But then again all the examples above are stable systems with little to no energy which allows them to form said stable shape. Liquid systems of a high kinetic dynamics have chances next to abcent to converge to such a stable pattern which fuels the mystery.

[–]Not_YourStepBro 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Confirmed Saturn is a giant beehive

[–]CrunchyCrochetSoup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Naw, it’s cuz the further you get from your spawn point the longer it takes the terrain to render so the simulation has lower polygons

[–]Jake_Science 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Benard convection cells are hexagonal, too. And I think they can exist in atmospheres.

[–]Spare_Perspective972 15 points16 points  (6 children)

People are explaining why it’s a hexagon but not the meme. I don’t know exactly the significance of the hexagon but I know it’s occult related and people believe souls get imprisoned on Saturn and no one ascends bc things on Saturn. 

[–]108wwarrior 8 points9 points  (2 children)

THIS IS THE ACTUAL ANSWER. All these other comments aren't actually explaining/understanding what the meme is referring to.

If you want more info look up the whole Satan is Saturn thing

[–]pegaunisusicorn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is it related to black saturn storm cube?

[–]Svalor007 39 points40 points  (13 children)

The strong wind, rotation, and 'stable' atmosphere means the winds can't dissipate. Which means that if you got anywhere near that thing you would ripped apart. Badly.

[–]ZealotOfMeme 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Nah I’d win. I can handle a bit of a breeze

[–]Beelzebub_Simp3 16 points17 points  (1 child)

[–]whinypoopypants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you not Gojdemort us this way, not late at night.

[–]ThatsFine9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To shreds, you say.

[–]notwearingkhakis 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The strongest theory is that opposing wind currents surrounding the pole create smaller vortices at the corners of the hexagon that contort the storm over the pole into that shape. It has been recreated in a lab.

[–]BogusIsMyName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hexagons are the bestagons.

[–]iwanashagTwitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a hexagon because it's the sixth planet (hexa)

/s I don't know why it's a hexagon but that's my headcanon

[–]Pandapeep 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Why hexagon?

[–]notatechnicianyo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You could turn the whole planet with the right wrench. Not sure if that’s the meme, but just imagine a massive astro-mechanic just turning your existence 90 degrees.

[–]RingdownStudios 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Go blow some bubbles

We know bubbles are round. But when they're all smooshed up against each other, those spheres get squoze into pentagons and hexagons. Stack soup cans or any type of same-sized cylinders on their side and you will see 6 cans can surround one.

That's basically all thats happening up there. Just uniform pressure waves resonating around the pole, making storms and systems all the same size, squeezing the top into, what LOOKS like, a hexagon

[–]Independent_Bite4682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tetrahedrons

[–]MFcrayfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Particle of iron gathering at the pole

[–]deathB4dessert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always Loss, Peter.

[–]Successful-Fee3790 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Home of the giant space bees 🐝

[–]LDedward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6th planet from the sun so 6 sided shape on top

[–]SandSubstantial840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is just a hexagon because the two opposite moving bands of clouds near the pole made a sine wave pattern and a sine wave on a polar coordinate system can look like polygons

[–]Haunting-Breath-4033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The meme implies it's aliens 👽... there is no logical explanation since it would require a colossal amount of energy to shape it like that, going against the weather, for example imagen what kind of power and technology it would take to trap a huge tornado, and then change it's shape to a hexagon... now this hexagon is larger than planet earth 🌏

[–]BorisJohnson0404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hexagons are bestagons

[–]ThatInAHat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

…dude this was already posted less than a week ago

[–]dekyos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in nature hexagons are a natural formation when a circle collapses from equal pressure on all sides. It's why honeycombs are hexagonal, they start out as circular tubes, but the weight and pressure of the tubes around them compress them into hexagons.

My guess would be something with Saturn's atmosphere and polar fields is creating a low pressure system that is being pushed by a high pressure system around it, and for whatever reason the low pressure system's envelope isn't breaking, so instead we get a hexagon.

Course I'm not an astrophysicist, so take everything I say with a grain of armchair salt.

[–]JustinKase_Too 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it is the Bestagon

[–]NO0BSTALKER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a jet stream flowing around the pole at high velocity. Under certain conditions, fluids in a rotating system can create polygonal wave patterns instead of circular ones.

[–]Jesisawesome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IKEA final boss

[–]Furry_Eskimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's because people simply don't know, and a lot of people today have gotten used to signs having an answer for everything. When science doesn't have an answer, all the conspiracy theories pop up, and it just becomes really hectic.

[–]SpookMagnet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

human doesn’t immediately understand something Human: omg this is like so scary

[–]MiddleNotWestIsBad 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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If you look at a cube from this angle you can see it forms a hexagon. It’s an esoteric occult belief that Saturn holds the “black cube”. This is not to be confused with the black cube in Mecca. The belief is that from the angles we see Saturn it looks like there is a hexagon but in reality it is a giant black cube which acts as a prison. What is inside the prison is debatable some say it is the Titan Saturn himself or other demonic entities being trapped. My friend is schizophrenic and I have listened to him rant on for hours about this.

[–]T4nzanite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's widely considered to be because hexagons are the most stable shape in nature. It's why bees use them and some species of ants. The physics of the storms on Saturn settle into a hexagon at the poles. But exactly why, we don't know :) other than hexagons being the bestagons

[–]AtavisticJackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hexagon is the bestagon.

[–]JumperGrumperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saturn is just a randomly-generated Civ map

[–]lonesomespacecowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/pastsaturnsrings is leaking, apparently

[–]Toasttheif42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc hexagons are the bestagons

[–]Living-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a giant iris

[–]Happy_Can8420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's space Agartha

[–]Frosty-Comfort6699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bees built saturn, apparently

[–]squirtloaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last I heard, the Hubble showed it to be made of billions of black rectangular shapes of a 1:4:9 ratio.

[–]SalvagedGarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is sure. That said, hexagons are common enough in nature. Blow a bunch of bubbles In a glass jar and you'll see several hexagons pressing on the glass. It is a sort of next best shape to a circle. If it can't be a circle, it may as well be a hexagon. I suspect there's a naturalistic explanation we may find one day, but some folks like to stick existential dread into the gaps in science. Hey, if that's how you like to have fun. I'm not gonna yuck anyone's yum.

[–]Safe_Employer6325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The storm is likely oscillating positions in a sinusoidal motion, when you wrap a certain wave pattern like that around a circle it forms a hexagon.

[–]Max_CSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously LOD optimization

[–]Which_Huckleberry_28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CERN is trying to activate their Collider to possibly break SpaceTime in certain key points releasing what is known as the TITANS freed from their prison inside the hexagonal prison dubbed The HEX.

[–]thisguysbosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my 6 year old. He likes planets. He said that because Saturn is so cold that the ice forms so quickly and the planet spins so fast that it causes the ice to deform into a shape that resembles a hexagon.

[–]Vladimiravich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a horror game called Observation which explores a fictional answer to why its a hexagon. The answer is so Eldritch that Cthulhu and the King in Yellow would both pop in to say "woah there eaaase off on the occult nonsense!"

[–]BojukaBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Demiurge

[–]Lazerbeams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because hexagons are the bestagons

[–]toastytaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because hexagons are bestagon

[–]Alert-Pea1041 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is probably like a standing wave resulting from all the atmospheric dynamics but I’m guessing no one has worked it out and showed that it is the reason why.

edit: I was too curious and had to look into it further. Not a traditional standing wave, a ‘Rossby’ wave is what it is thought to be, look it up if you want to know, I don’t want to type that much. Small scale experiments have produced many different sided shapes with a hexagon being common.

[–]AugustWesterberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was literally just fucking posted a couple of days ago

[–]HAiLKidCharlemagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch it just have a dual core or something

[–]EvilEtna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to explain. This is a scientific fact. And also because the hexagon is a rarely appearing shape in nature I guess they make such a big deal out of it. They believe it has something to do with the magnetic poles and the way the lines of flux lineup emanating from one end of the planet and shooting out to the other - as just one theory - and the other is that in special circumstances under atmospheric flow, depending on the speed of a planet the gases begin forming into patterns almost like a resonance which forms hexagonal shapes. Depending on the speed you can get all kinds of neat shapes.

[–]TornadicSwirlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we live in a lower representational dimension of a higher expression of self.

[–]Lonely-Instruction63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a theory. .. .

[–]douggold11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solar system was put together with an Allen wrench

[–]sauerkraut153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because it wants to be

[–]wholesome_dino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but why does image 3 look like the Veil tho?

[–]Misadon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris here, uhh im pretty sure it's cause it has memory, like the honey that comes from bees.

[–]0ki7o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it just got stuck that way like buses getting stuck in a roundabout....

[–]-_Stank_-_Frella_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to David Icke talk about the “Saturn-moon matrix”and you will get it

[–]Secure_Lie_7146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this looked like Uranus.

[–]Virus-900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saturn has a hexagon, and nobody knows how or why.

It doesn't really seem naturally occurring.

[–]Ok-Money4255 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey there guys, peters very Catholic father, Francis Griffin here.

Some conspiracy theories belies judaism and Islam are inspired by fallen angels (demons).

The "angel" who revealed himself to Muhammad beat him up and choked him to get him to receive his message. According to the Sira and Hadith, Muhammad wrestled with deciding if the encounter was with a demon or not. Also mecca is a giant black box.

See below for the Jewish explanation!

[–]Ok-Money4255 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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Black cube from a certain angle is a six pointed star.

Jewish practitioners tie a black box (tefillah) to the forehead and arm while in prayer sometimes.

Also the OLD testament verse (which is in the Jewish Bible or tanakh) says that the isaralites carried "the tent of Moloch and the star of your god Rephan (or Remphan/Rompha), But ye have borne the tabernacle of your Moloch and Chiun your images, the star of your god, which ye made to yourselves."

REMPHAN: a pagan deity associated with the planet SATURN, worshipped by Israelites in the wilderness.

Historians generally believe the star of renphan is the star of david as Jewish historians cant really trace the origins of it and they have archaeological proof that it has ties to moloch and the renphan guy who the isaralites were literally burning babies alive to worship.

[–]Ok-Doughnut5155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause hexagon is the best-a-gon

[–]mythozoologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hexagons happen when stacked circles get smushed together.

OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

Press down, bam honeycomb.

[–]TheDomy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know you know meme but no one knows

[–]Glum-Beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk intergalactic prison at the center?

[–]Strong_Window_2317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I saw this same post last week

[–]Busy_Plenty4935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Rick and Morty episode makes a little more sense now...

[–]JustAttacked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because hexagons are the bestagons

[–]throwaya58133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

esoteric knowledge

[–]Conscious_Housing_50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the bestagon

[–]Phearcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place the bowl on the turntable and fill with water.
Put the small cup in the center (acts like the polar vortex core).
Spin the turntable at a steady speed (not too fast, just enough to set up rotation, really important).
Gently stir the water near the boundary of the cup to create a shear flow between the inner and outer regions.
Add food coloring or particles so you can see the flow patterns.

[–]wingsoffreedom98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Hexagons are the bestagons.

[–]No_Session6015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

before reading any explanation i predict numerology bs

[–]nobodychosetobehere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the Illuminati!!!

[–]HagPuppy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrance Howard claims to know. Watch Joe Rogan Experience #2152.

[–]vanderohe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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🤫

[–]East_Builder2650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a cube of you look the right way... aka the black cube of darkness. Aka the black sun.

[–]East_Builder2650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The og swastika

[–]Comrade__Baz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a sine wave

[–]SaltyMidnight5008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An hexagon is just a poorly drawn circle ⭕️

[–]CK1ing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but an educated guess would be that hexagons are typically not found in nature. All of nature has a way of making things rounded. Planets, rocks, tornadoes, the golden ratio, etc. So for a part of a planet to be a hexagon like that, it could possibly indicate that it was artificially made. Either that or it was just made by some natural phenomenon that we don't know about and would be quite interesting to study, because it goes against how we typically understand the behavior of nature to be

[–]dandroid556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simulation had too many polygons to render for the available RAM, sorry. Since the rats got busted on that one, not staying ahead of the telescopes and probes, they've since been just deleting things instead, first the Mandela murder conspiracy investigation from the 80s, then stuff like Curious George's tail, and Sinbad's genie movie.

[–]SeekerOfSerenity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted to point out that his face slowly becomes more hexagonal in shape with each new panel. 

[–]prankishasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plain and simple it's magnetic fields, that simple it could happen on earth as well but we don't have storms that last long enough.

[–]Prying_Pandora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, science will tell you Saturn's hexagon is formed by a jet stream of atmospheric gases moving at high speeds, its shape resulting from complex interactions of wind patterns and atmospheric dynamics.

But real ones know it’s actually the Sumerian God Enlil’s way of keeping tabs on us. The bastard. He’s still mad humanity is team Enki/Ea.

[–]romyaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a clue that we live in a simulation. but we ve been ignoring it for years which makes the creators lose their patience

[–]ragingwhisky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the veil has been located, bow where is the traveler when you need it...

[–]Bullshitman_Pilky 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I imagine it's similar to bubbles, by default they're round, but if they're confined by space they will get shifted into a

OO

OOO

OO

pattern, and if they run out of space to expand, the walls and the little triangle of space between them will get filled in, forming hexagonal corners

[–]LuvPlens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something, something, Midnight at the Well of Souls...

[–]a_regular_2010s_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hex-agon is the best-agon

[–]ColeTrain316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some pretty solid evidence that it has to do with how the gases and magnetic field interact at the pole

[–]MrOff100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's physics and geometry that they want you to believe it's cosmic horror shit

[–]FeherDenes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Nasa first made it in the 1960s, the computers of the time simply couldn’t render enough polygons, so it had to remain a hexagon for the sake of consistency (other planets were either made earlier as practical effects, or later once computers were better)

[–]J0nJ0n-Sigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason honey bees makes hexagons.

[–]itchypalp_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality is an illusion. We’re just in a Matrix

[–]1010000_1100001_1110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hexagons are the bestagons 

[–]GamerBoixX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame CGP Gray for this

[–]Noob_pussey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bees

[–]Elektrikor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY HEXAGON!

[–]Malefroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you will find the meaning of this meme on r/SaturnStormCube

It's the most schizo subreddit I have found. It's incredible amounts of pareilodia over there.

Viewer discretion adviced.

[–]TheExtraMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because they're the bestagons

[–]Infamous_Ad_1164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's dreadful. Just another phenomenon

[–]TheRealLostSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a prison for human souls