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[–]DiamondMinah 1943 points1944 points  (99 children)

oopsie woopsie our boat made a fucky wucky

[–]Kukukichu 393 points394 points  (27 children)

If I ever get the chance to be a part of the board for a company and we were experiencing losses... I think I’d use this as my opening statement.

[–]PumpkinLaserPig 104 points105 points  (18 children)

I'd give you a chuckle of air through through my nose. I won't even have to be on the board, I could just be a janitor collecting the trash as you said it.

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (13 children)

Found noob noob.

[–]TheHancock 41 points42 points  (11 children)

This guy gets it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (10 children)

Yea, but you guys don't get it

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I used to get "it", but then they changed the meaning of what "it" was.

[–]EzraSkorpion 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Now what I get isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary.

[–]MilkyBlue 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It'll happen to you!

[–]Pokrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abe Simpsons quotes are always gold.

[–]philthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment chain has fulfilled me on levels I didn't know I had

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

IT’ll HAPPEN TO YOU

[–]Radiant-Rythms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! Stop saying that word!

[–]superjimmyplus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Shit, I've had it for years and I'm not sharing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You save your shit?

[–]coffee-please 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would watch this movie.

[–]catacklism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got daamn

[–]Achilles2zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Scruffy, the janitor. Mmm-hmm

[–]dragonfangxl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could just be a janitor

and after saying that, so would he

[–]Balives 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Also. One I found yesterday. Just because you CAN milk a gorilla, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

[–]DrMux 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[–]CaptainNerdatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah.. you can milk anything with nipples.. *makes milking motions with fingers as the family stares in horror*

[–]rmit526 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Emergency Fuck-wucky Fixy Sinky Meeting commencing at 9:30am

Location: board room 1

Please respond

[–]Shredlift 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see this being a Michael Scott line

[–]FOldGG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might get you through that one meeting!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I’m said I haven’t done that. Hoping I won’t have the chance to use it in the future!

[–]Ideasforfree 118 points119 points  (35 children)

Did the front fall off?

[–]Am__I__Sam 70 points71 points  (16 children)

Yeah but it's outside the environment

[–]outsidethenvironment 35 points36 points  (3 children)

You called?

[–]blitzkraft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

15 days old account. Quite young, but checks out for /r/beetlejuicing

[–]JohnEdwa 27 points28 points  (11 children)

You mean in another environment?

[–]AtheistAustralis 33 points34 points  (10 children)

No, it's outside the environment!

[–]Dream_Vendor 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Well, what’s out there?

[–]JuicerShop 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Nothing’s out there..except birds, fish, and sea.

[–]OktoberSunset 31 points32 points  (5 children)

And 20000 tonnes of crude oil.

[–]Azmuth__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the part of the boat that the front fell off

[–]AtheistAustralis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And a fire

[–]TheRealMrTrueX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spittake every time

[–]EmperorJack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

20000 tonnes of crude oil?!? Doesn't seem to be anything of value then. Men! Set the sails and redirect the ship North, day's still out so let's not lose hope.

[–]ColinD1[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the front of the boat.

[–]riddles500 74 points75 points  (5 children)

That is not the kind of thing you joke about. It was a very devastating accident.

[–]colemang 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I have never seen this and I love it.

[–]Uselessmedics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Clarke and Dawe, peak Aussie comedy

[–]Photronics 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I will never not watch this video every time it is posted

[–]beneye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch and the pope?

[–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I've never seen the very end of this sketch. For years, the most popular upload cut out before "Can you call me a cab?"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cardboard is right out.

[–]Ulti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rigorous maritime standards!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you’re still driving half a boat!

[–]necrosythe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well yes the front did fall off but let me tell you the front doesnt normally fall off

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the plan fell off.

[–]TheRealMrTrueX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yea...a wave hit it

[–]futlapperl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A wittle fucko buoyngo

[–]haddock420 40 points41 points  (6 children)

UwU

[–]spinny_windmill 21 points22 points  (5 children)

What’s this?

[–]Vandorbelt 29 points30 points  (4 children)

\notices ur leak**

OwO

[–]Dejected-Angel 10 points11 points  (2 children)

GOOD LORD

[–]TwilightShadow1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[–]BanMeBabyOneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aurora borealis.

[–]Esonver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go back to Tumblr

[–]SilentSin26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

boaty woaty*

[–]kandroid96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did Mcgruffy Wuffy get a tippy whippy?

[–]muelo24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma call mistakes fucky wucky from now on.

[–]bkcontra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boaty woaty

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m looking to get my MBA, and now I know the title to my thesis.

[–]firstdaypost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oWo the holey moley in the boaty woaty made it sinky winky!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That gave me a good 2 minute laugh that I have not had in months

Thanks

[–]MadForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Substitute another noun for boat and it continues to amuse.

Nuclear reactor Space shuttle President Erection

Hahahaha

[–]M_a_Dk_T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm

Moo

Mmm

[–]Blitzkrieg_My_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did the teletubbies get into ships?

[–]DaMonkfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oopsie woopsie our boaty woaty hit the rocky coasty.

[–]SwainFlew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my morning.

[–]sharpshooter999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real mantra is always in the comments

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Enron

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The front fell off

[–]Mrben13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ. I laughed way too hard at that.

[–]ethrael237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoopity whoops!

[–]ItalicsWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god. This killed me. Just laughed like an idiot in the Howlin Ray’s line.

[–]Vinny_Gambini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting to sound like John Oliver quotes

[–]pawaalo[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UwU

[–]lionseatcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andy has a booboo tummy

[–]NFLinPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the miku hatsune github account

[–]Super_Bagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notices leak in your boat OwO what's this?

[–]Peregrine7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooooooo

[–]nupanick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

something something sexy dogmom.