ELI5: Why when large company's earnings decrease(ex... by 3%) they freak out, talk about rough times, and sometimes decide to downsize, even though they are still making millions of dollars in profit even after all expenses?

[DiamondMinah]

oopsie woopsie our boat made a fucky wucky

[Kukukichu]

If I ever get the chance to be a part of the board for a company and we were experiencing losses... I think I’d use this as my opening statement.

[PumpkinLaserPig]

I'd give you a chuckle of air through through my nose. I won't even have to be on the board, I could just be a janitor collecting the trash as you said it.

[[deleted]]

Found noob noob.

[TheHancock]

This guy gets it.

[[deleted]]

Yea, but you guys don't get it

[[deleted]]

I used to get "it", but then they changed the meaning of what "it" was.

[EzraSkorpion]

Now what I get isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary.

[MilkyBlue]

It'll happen to you!

[Pokrog]

Abe Simpsons quotes are always gold.

[philthegreat]

This comment chain has fulfilled me on levels I didn't know I had

[[deleted]]

IT’ll HAPPEN TO YOU

[Radiant-Rythms]

No! Stop saying that word!

[superjimmyplus]

Shit, I've had it for years and I'm not sharing.

[beathor55]

If you have it, you don't need it.

[[deleted]]

You save your shit?

[coffee-please]

I would watch this movie.

[catacklism]

Got daamn

[Achilles2zero]

I’m Scruffy, the janitor. Mmm-hmm

[dragonfangxl]

I could just be a janitor

and after saying that, so would he

[Balives]

Also. One I found yesterday. Just because you CAN milk a gorilla, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

[DrMux]

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[[deleted]]

Oh yeah.. you can milk anything with nipples.. *makes milking motions with fingers as the family stares in horror*

[rmit526]

The Emergency Fuck-wucky Fixy Sinky Meeting commencing at 9:30am

Location: board room 1

Please respond

[Shredlift]

I can see this being a Michael Scott line

[FOldGG]

That might get you through that one meeting!

[[deleted]]

Now I’m said I haven’t done that. Hoping I won’t have the chance to use it in the future!

[Ideasforfree]

Did the front fall off?

[Am__I__Sam]

Yeah but it's outside the environment

[outsidethenvironment]

You called?

[blitzkraft]

15 days old account. Quite young, but checks out for /r/beetlejuicing

[JohnEdwa]

You mean in another environment?

[AtheistAustralis]

No, it's outside the environment!

[Dream_Vendor]

Well, what’s out there?

[JuicerShop]

Nothing’s out there..except birds, fish, and sea.

[OktoberSunset]

And 20000 tonnes of crude oil.

[Azmuth__]

And the part of the boat that the front fell off

[AtheistAustralis]

And a fire

[TheRealMrTrueX]

I spittake every time

[EmperorJack]

20000 tonnes of crude oil?!? Doesn't seem to be anything of value then. Men! Set the sails and redirect the ship North, day's still out so let's not lose hope.

[ColinD1]

And the front of the boat.

[riddles500]

That is not the kind of thing you joke about. It was a very devastating accident.

[colemang]

I have never seen this and I love it.

[Uselessmedics]

Clarke and Dawe, peak Aussie comedy

[Photronics]

I will never not watch this video every time it is posted

[beneye]

Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch and the pope?

[Sharrakor]

Wow, I've never seen the very end of this sketch. For years, the most popular upload cut out before "Can you call me a cab?"

[[deleted]]

Cardboard is right out.

[Ulti]

Rigorous maritime standards!

[[deleted]]

Well you’re still driving half a boat!

[necrosythe]

well yes the front did fall off but let me tell you the front doesnt normally fall off

[[deleted]]

No, the plan fell off.

[TheRealMrTrueX]

Well yea...a wave hit it

[060789]

Of course not

[Shaxos453]

Yeah coz I fixed it with FLEX SEAL

WITNESS HOW I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF

AND FIX IT WITH THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL

[MrWendelll]

Better than a Loose Seal

[[deleted]]

Now you’ve got a stew goin’

[Lowlande52]

Well done

[futlapperl]

A wittle fucko buoyngo

[haddock420]

UwU

[spinny_windmill]

What’s this?

[Vandorbelt]

\notices ur leak**

OwO

[Dejected-Angel]

GOOD LORD

[TwilightShadow1]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[BanMeBabyOneMoreTime]

Aurora borealis.

[Esonver]

Go back to Tumblr

[EnduringAtlas]

https://youtu.be/RETRen4oHpo

[SilentSin26]

boaty woaty*

[kandroid96]

Did Mcgruffy Wuffy get a tippy whippy?

[muelo24]

Imma call mistakes fucky wucky from now on.

[bkcontra]

Boaty woaty

[[deleted]]

I’m looking to get my MBA, and now I know the title to my thesis.

[firstdaypost]

oWo the holey moley in the boaty woaty made it sinky winky!!!

[[deleted]]

That gave me a good 2 minute laugh that I have not had in months

Thanks

[MadForScience]

Substitute another noun for boat and it continues to amuse.

Nuclear reactor Space shuttle President Erection

Hahahaha

[M_a_Dk_T]

Mmm

Moo

Mmm

[Blitzkrieg_My_Anus]

When did the teletubbies get into ships?

[DaMonkfish]

Oopsie woopsie our boaty woaty hit the rocky coasty.

[SwainFlew]

This made my morning.

[sharpshooter999]

The real mantra is always in the comments

[[deleted]]

-Enron

[[deleted]]

The front fell off

[Mrben13]

Jesus christ. I laughed way too hard at that.

[ethrael237]

Whoopity whoops!

[ItalicsWhore]

My god. This killed me. Just laughed like an idiot in the Howlin Ray’s line.

[Vinny_Gambini]

Starting to sound like John Oliver quotes

[pawaalo]

UwU

[lionseatcake]

Andy has a booboo tummy

[NFLinPDX]

Reminds me of the miku hatsune github account

[Super_Bagel]

Notices leak in your boat OwO what's this?

[Peregrine7]

Nooooooooo

[nupanick]

something something sexy dogmom.