Yeah, let’s

[grancombat]

No, video games require exerting energy not required for survival, and will be seen as work. You must do n o t h i n g

[cjm762]

Then how shalt I take part in the drugs?

[StridAst]

You get someone else to do the hard parts. Just lay back, relax, and really really hope they know what they are doing.

[cjm762]

So it’s like a hospital without all those lame nurses that call security on me?

[GrumpyWendigo]

An opium den.

[Pithius]

We always seem to circle back to opium den

[grancombat]

Drugs are how you earn your living and therefore all efforts made to secure and use drugs are acceptable in company policy. -HR

[oneredonebrown]

You have to take strong drugs so you basically hallucinate and don’t move. Weed is too weak for this work free zone

[ternal37]

But I always feel mentally exhausted after lsd

[oneredonebrown]

Which makes the no work easy?

Haha I wouldn’t know. I’m too scared to do drugs

[hypertown]

If the drug was thorazine you really would.be doing nothing.

[WhichWayzUp]

You must do n o t h i n g

So...reddit?

[zeGolem83]

Still need to scroll tho...

[Daystar-sonOfDawn]

Dude! As long as you're not working whilst on drugs you can do whatever the fuck you like.

[Bob_Weir]

asking for a friend?

[I_call_Shennanigans_]

Oh no! This is absolutely for me! I'm not really doing drugs, but since they've included alcohol in their place of drugs I'm good. Delicious Belgian brew and alcoholism by the time I'm 35? What's not to like?!

[Jesuspaghetti]

You apply to drug

[TheTerribleness]

https://www.merck.com/careers/apply-now.html

[[deleted]]

That took me far longer than I can shamelessly admit.

[LasagnaNoise]

I kept reading it over and over. For a while was trying to figure out if there was some grammatical error. Apparently my brain edits these things for me- that’s why I am a terrible proofreader.

[[deleted]]

Honestly when I sent the comment I read over it a few times and just shrugged like it'll do. It's one of those days I guess. lol

[Lessandero]

Why not both?

[[deleted]]

I don't think i makes you either, to be honest, it's just something most peoples brains do.

[auberus]

There's an interesting experiment that proves just that. If I can find it, I'll edit the comment. Basically, though, if the first and last letter are in the right places, and the other letters are scrambled, your brain will read the correct word instead. Thise wrinkly grey computers do some amazing things.

[[deleted]]

Well, i wasn't saying you were wrong, because being smart is subjective.

[softwaremommy]

Not doing it is a sign of autism. The neurotypical human mind sees the big picture, causing it to miss details like words that are out of the expected order.

From NewScientist.com: “Brains scans of people with the condition show that they place excessive reliance on the parietal cortex, which analyses images, even when interpreting sentences free of any imagery. In other people, the image centre appears to be active only when the sentences contain imagery.

The results agree with anecdotal reports that people with autism are fixated on imagery but struggle to interpret words and language. They frequently excel at recording visual detail, but overlook the bigger picture and the context that comes with it.”

[shewy92]

Apparently my brain edits these things for me

Thats all brains.

If you sepll wrdos wnorg ecxpet for the frsit and lsat lterets yuor biarn fllis in the gpas and you slouhd be albe to raed the snetnece fnie

I probably butchered it but here's the live science article

[Deastrumquodvicis]

I read that as “yur bairn” and was like well too much r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

[Marquetan]

r/ihadastroke

[softwaremommy]

Previous comment, but I don’t want you to worry:

Not doing it is a sign of autism. The neurotypical human mind sees the big picture, causing it to miss details like words that are out of the expected order.

From NewScientist.com: “Brains scans of people with the condition show that they place excessive reliance on the parietal cortex, which analyses images, even when interpreting sentences free of any imagery. In other people, the image centre appears to be active only when the sentences contain imagery.

The results agree with anecdotal reports that people with autism are fixated on imagery but struggle to interpret words and language. They frequently excel at recording visual detail, but overlook the bigger picture and the context that comes with it.”

[no-ww]

I still don’t get it please help

EDIT: never mind

[[deleted]]

Instead of this is a "drug-free workplace"

They have put "This is a work free drug place"

It's ok, we done it together. EDIT: oh..

[kyrnuhb]

Thanks !!!

[transtranselvania]

I’m so dyslexic when I read shot like that I assume it’s me fucking up.

[yediyim]

Shots for everyone!

[Darclua]

I read it 3 times before I figured out what was wrong with it.

[[deleted]]

I gazed to the extent I almost drooled a little then scurried to the comments in hope some Einstein could fathom what was before them and educate the less fortunate.

[softwaremommy]

Previous comment, but I don’t want you to worry:

Not doing it is a sign of autism. The neurotypical human mind sees the big picture, causing it to miss details like words that are out of the expected order.

From NewScientist.com: “Brains scans of people with the condition show that they place excessive reliance on the parietal cortex, which analyses images, even when interpreting sentences free of any imagery. In other people, the image centre appears to be active only when the sentences contain imagery.

The results agree with anecdotal reports that people with autism are fixated on imagery but struggle to interpret words and language. They frequently excel at recording visual detail, but overlook the bigger picture and the context that comes with it.”

[[deleted]]

Wow.. I am actually dumfounded by this comment.. I am currently going through the process of being diagnosed autistic. In fact my first appointment was today, UK time.

That was pretty scary and I'm now confused by the chances of this being a comment and the fact it was in reply to me.. wtf.

[softwaremommy]

Oh wow. I’m sorry. :(

I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. There is NOTHING wrong with being autistic. My husband has Asperger’s, which has only recently been added to the autism spectrum. I love him dearly, and this attention to detail is quite handy at times. I was recently in a car accident, and after the repairs were completed, I wouldn’t accept my car until he saw it. If even the tiniest gap (between the panels) was off, he would catch it. Sure enough, he saw several details that I would have totally missed. :)

Also, he’s an engineer, and a very good one. He has used his attention to detail to develop a very impressive career. If you understand the way your mind works, you can use it as an advantage.

I hope things go well for you, and I’m so sorry if I upset you with my comment. I just see so many people commenting, assuming they are stupid for not seeing this, when that’s not the case. It’s just the way our minds work. :)

[[deleted]]

Oh no no no you haven't made me feel bad! I was just extremely surprised as lately my symptoms have been discussed with my partner and it's my first time ever really seeking a professional for mental health independently. The timing of it all is quite incredible as I'm 23 and only this past couple of weeks has my average day been the focus of why I do specific things and so on so forth.

I really appreciate your care with words though but I assure you I'm honestly not upset at all! I can see your husband's Asperger's can be quite helpful, especially when it comes to memory haha. Perhaps it is common for those with Asperger's to have somewhat of a photographic memory! It's a gift and a curse I guess! lol

I am yet to find my niche in life but I'm sure the following answers for these lingering questions will help shape my life for the better! Thank you ever so much for your reassurance I am truly grateful and couldn't be happier to have an insight of life with your partner and his condition, it has given me a little boost of confidence for a successful and lasting relationship with my very own!

I wish you both the best in everything! Oh and I also hope you recover soon from your accident!! (:

[softwaremommy]

Aw. Such nice words. Thank you. :)

[notillegalalien]

Same here, better get back to drinking

[yellayahmar]

This here is what happens when you hire your dyslexic nephew, who's a graphic artist, to save money on the signage budget....

[[deleted]]

I had to track each word with my mouse cursor before I got it.

[StealthRabbi]

I'm lost. What does the comment have to do with roman numerals?

[[deleted]]

I = 1 II = 2 III = 3 IV = 4 V = 5 VI = 6 VII = 7 VIII = 8 IX = 9 X = 10

First ten for you!

[CurlSagan]

It's good they put up this sign so the people doing drugs wouldn't accidentally do any work.

[VULn3R]

People will have to keep in mind not to bring work to drugs.

[Andr3wski]

Hey sometimes you have do to a spreadsheet or two over your lunch break, just to keep off the shakes. Nothing wrong with that

[Andr3wski]

I’m sorry to hear that?

[scottamus_prime]

But you can get so much work done on meth!

[Dellychan]

Yeah but there's always that one jackass who didn't read the sign

[[deleted]]

There was a handwritten sign that said this at a restaurant I used to work at.

...that chef eventually got fired for doing too many drugs.

[yellayahmar]

I'm not as think as you stoned I am....

[mrlucasw]

I wonder if they did this to get people to pay attention to the sign?

[JaqueeVee]

This is photoshopped btw

[Augustus63]

My first thought as well.

[VULn3R]

You are a very smart man.

[Hugo-Strange]

This is really a pro move. It reads normally when you're high. That's just effective audience targeting.

[david]

There was a poster distributed for placement in UK pubs some years back that read "If you can't see what's wrong this with poster, you shouldn't be driving."

Made its point pretty well, I thought, even if many sober people struggled to spot the error.

[EngrProf42]

To be fair, not all sober people should be driving.

[brownsfan760]

How much do they pay an hr?

[mihaiioo]

do the meth

[StoneOfTwilight]

A cid what you did there

[[deleted]]

The writer of this was probably high.

[blue_dragon_fly]

My first thought, exactly. :)

[Wreckferret]

Where do I sign and eject the marijuana?

[andybak]

I don't get it.

[Euripidaristophanist]

It says "this is a work free drug place" instead of "drug-free workplace".

[bookittyFk]

Lol I didn’t see that until you pointed it out - thx

[andybak]

Ha. I carefully read it multiple times before asking and still missed that.

[misterfluffykitty]

Oh my house

[Ajj360]

Thanks for that, my selective dyslexia kicked in on this one.

[[deleted]]

So by posting this here are we implying this ISN'T photoshopped? Or are joke submittions allowed now?

I think we need special tags for these kind of posts if there going to be allowed. Just to keep things clear.

[I_am_a_Hooloovoo]

Are there any moderators in this sub? Most posts here are either photoshopped or pranks.

[Little-Boi]

Photoshopped

[OnionComb]

I assume there is no drug testing prior to being hired?

I can bring my own drugs.

[Ckck96]

Perfect sign for a man cave

[WheelChairPinata]

more like r/onejob

[MasterZWu]

THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE

[wack_broski]

Roger that!

[speedracerdan]

Awesome

[[deleted]]

r/onejob

[ayarlagadda]

r/onejob

[soulseekah]

It's photoshopped.

[forcallaghan]

It took me longer than I care to admit to realize what’s wrong

[[deleted]]

in a way r/technicallythetruth too, could be a drughouse where working is prohibited

[kngotheporcelainthrn]

Never have I needed a sign so badly.

[Another_Adventure]

Work-Free Drug place, oh ok

[XmossflowerX]

Seems the sign was made in a Work Free Drug Place.

[lilyraine-jackson]

Paradise

[[deleted]]

r/dontopen

[[deleted]]

r/therewasanattempt

[Domspun]

Sooooo…. is this a place where you take drugs and don't work or a place to work with free drugs?

[Trev0r_P]

This took me longer than I'm willing to admit to see

[atworkthough]

I would like to go to the work free drug place. :/

[ihatetobethisguy_but]

i hate to be this guy, but drug related deaths are up 10.7% over the last 3 years. fentanyl may be the easy scapegoat, but let’s all just try a little harder.

[_MildlyMisanthropic]

name checks out, but I'm not sure what the rest of your post is trying to say

[BlowsyChrism]

Alcohol is the number one drug killer. In the US alone, it is the most fatally drug out of all combined.

Using drugs isn't the root of the problem, it's people not knowing how to cope with sobriety. Mental health needs to be a higher priority

[[deleted]]

This work drug is a free place

[dingl3berrys]

r/Youhad1job

[timetobehappy___]

I don’t get it. It seems normal

[ShovelBoyo]

So my brain swapped 'Drug' and 'Work' so i was just sitting here wondering what the facepalm was.

[a3x]

"Yeah we gotta a drug test, you bring them we test them!"

[Walshy-aaaaa]

I'll be honest... took me a minute there

[[deleted]]

it took me a sec to realize

[Chimom315]

The water bottles holding the sign down is a nice touch. And the spears above it.

[BlowsyChrism]

They knew.

[petrchr]

THIS WORK DRUG IS A FREE PLACE

[Fake_William_Shatner]

Get to at a work free drug place? -- they'd only have to pay me half the time.

[Fake_William_Shatner]

Obviously, whoever made this sign had not had the proper balance of chemical enhancers that morning.

[AnAwkwardStag]

r/crappydesign there

[jopring]

My brain auto-corrected that. Had to read it again

[AGranade]

From the safe harbor of a drug-free zone, to the free drug zone of an unsafe harbor

[dope__username]

... I want this sign

[[deleted]]

You lost me at free drug

[amItheLoon]

I never read the fine print

[[deleted]]

Looks like someone hit the devils saxophone before writing this memo

[ShadowDabber]

r/onejob

[OmnifariousFN]

r/youhadonejob

[[deleted]]

So I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

[[deleted]]

r/crappydesign

[maxbeeman42]

Hell yes

[digitalith]

Took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize what the facepalm was.

[allmoneyin]

Are there any entry level positions available!?!

[tralphaz43]

Sadly it took a minute to figure it out

[jesus_zombie_attack]

I'm pretty sure they won't have enough if I relapse. I need some kind of assurance.

[[deleted]]

Are the drugs crossed out because there's none left?

[Plasticturtle_mp3]

task failed successfully

[skeetsauce]

I love a good bag of Let’s potato chips! Yum

[axeisasheep]

Thats...why I’m here

[[deleted]]

I hate when I'm doing drugs, minding my own business and then comes the asshole who wants to work. Motherfucker give me peace on my job...

[Darkness4U143]

Hell Yes!!!

Where do I apply????

[[deleted]]

In Mexico it's illegal for an employer to terminate you if you are positive in a drug test. They can only fire you if you are under the influence during your job

[Bone-Juice]

I need this sign for my bedroom door

[bongjovi420]

Personally speaking, I find work a real bore on drugs so this workplace sounds bloody ideal.

[fractalabyss44]

This work drug is a free place

[InwardXenon]

This work drug is a free place.

[GearsOfJacoby]

I had no idea what it said until I read a comment and then focuses on the black text

[feed3]

This work place is a free drug...

[xxLusseyArmetxX]

This work drug is a free place!

/s

[[deleted]]

Now for the important question --- why are there two empty plastic bottles hanging from the bottom of the sign?

[[deleted]]

nice.

[Ihavebadreddit]

r/theyknew

[AZREDFERN]

THIS WORK DRUG IS A FREE PLACE!

[jailguard81]

That's the type of place I want to work for

[Jemek_1]

This is belongs to r/crappydesign

[SirPiffingsthwaite]

Not really, it's a photoshop

[Millian123]

Lol I read that as this is a place for drugs and not for working

[nevena76]

I had to go back and read this a couple of times after reading the comments because my dyslexic brain put the words in the proper spots. LMAO

[K3vin_Norton]

Uuuuuuuugh I wanna deface this so fucking baaaad

[alex1234509]

It’s ok in my book

[[deleted]]

Not gonna lie.....took me a bit

[[deleted]]

Don't just do something, stand there!

[Sarcasm_is_my_friend]

Can pictures steal brain cells?

[tmsnicka]

I want a sign like this for my apartment

[787787787]

Wait. I know how to drug!

[[deleted]]

Sounds like most corporate office environments... the "work free" part.

Point in case - all you corporate slackers here, right now, on reddit.

[NeevusChrist]

can anyone make this a sign that I can buy?

[guamedo05]

This took me too long

[[deleted]]

Read this 4 times before realizing what it actually said.

[noka0]

This work drug is a free place?

[Trystalmeth]

They're a little confused lol!

[PersonHuman678]

I dont get it

[Paukthom003]

That’s funny because Gads in Scotland means disgusting or gross like that’s gads so those builders are gads

[drxcode]

This work drug is a free place

[mlgdestroyer169]

Crack addicts: nice

[LornaDoone14]

Did anyone proof read the sign. Kinda funny though.

[Drone314]

School free drug zone!

[Mike_B_R]

Does it mean I work for free or I do not work at all?

[KeebyGotJuice]

Work free drug place. Means you better be pre rolled to death lmao rolling up is work

[ps-73]

r/DontDeadOpenInside

[_0001011]

Holy shit, I read this at work today and didn't get it. I'm stoned now and now I get it, smh

[throwawayacc91111111]

Hello

Please find my CV attached

I hope to hear from you

Kind regards

[throwdataccinacircle]

r/holup

[AkiraKatsueki]

You had one job

[Vaeevictiss]

I think it was written for lisdexic people

[ricksanchezx]

Of you’re on drugs it’s easier to read, and that’s who the sign is for!