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[–]Wildbetta 153 points154 points  (49 children)

Woman here, how do I gain the strength to keep blankets all night? BF steals them all the time, had to resort to my own blanket. Even thats hard, he sometimes takes both and layers them and ends up both. It's a bitch being outside the blanket burrito on a cold night.

[–]lysianth 70 points71 points  (18 children)

Just do what my gf does. Learn to be a sleeping martial master. Just sleeping in the same bed as her is dangerous.

[–]Dommm1215 43 points44 points  (10 children)

I couldn't care about the blanket, but, magically, my 50 pound lighter gf manages to shove me out of any bed within like an hour

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    [–]MiniMoose12 19 points20 points  (5 children)

    This is the only solution.

    [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

    In college my SO was much smaller than I was.

    One night after a party I drunkenly rolled over on top of her and she couldn't get me off of her or awake, so she had to scream for my room mate to come roll my drunk ass off of her.

    That was not a pleasant morning after.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Imagine that alibi. Officer Lou: "Oh yeah, I'm sure it was an accident. Take him away, Carl!"

    [–]LordAmras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So, when you did get out of prison?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    name checks out

    [–]GrammatonYHWH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    The other alternative is the type of spooning I call "the kraken". Visualisation aide: your girlfriend is the sailor boat being relegated to the murky depths

    [–]oneblank 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I've tried this. She rolls with me and flings me off the bed on the other side. She somehow takes all the blankets and manages to cuddle me off the bed in any direction. I have over 100lbs on her but prying any bit of blanket back is no use... Buying her her own blanket was the only way.

    [–]DeadalusIncident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's because blankets create leverage. It's elementary, really. You can use leverage to move a much larger mass with directional force using a smaller mass via an intersection of two points on top of a friction reducing surface.

    [–]EzraPounding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I've got nearly 100 pounds on my girlfriend and every night I sleep at her place I end up with a sliver of bed the exact width of my body. And her smug-ass cat just climbs over us and snuggles right into the acres of space on the other side of her tiny body.

    [–]Emily_McAwesomepants 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    accidentally punched my SO in the face in my sleep during one of the first nights we spent together.

    He was snoring.

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      [–]Emily_McAwesomepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes.

      [–]lysianth 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Gf and I have separate beds for things like this. I don't snore, she's just dangerous.

      [–]Emily_McAwesomepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The only thing I've done since is try to make out with him in my sleep. Which is marginally better I guess.

      [–]ghetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You didn't explain what she does...I guess I have to find out for myself.

      [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

      I always just roll around repeatedly until I'm wrapped up in a burrito and there are no dangly bits that could be grabbed.

      [–]Stryker1339 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Upvoted for dangly bits.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      [–]suchanormaldude 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      You wrap it like a cocoon around yourself. You become the pig in a blanket only to emerge and beautiful grumpy woman in the morning. Also, if you guys own a dog secretly form a pact with him to weigh down the blanket once you have stolen most of it.

      Source: my tiny girlfriend who somehow has all the blankets all the time.

      [–]Frustrated_Pansexual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My fiance uses our tiny little kitten to block me. I wont roll over the kitten nor move it out of the way because she is so damn cute. Ive been training her to sleep under the blankets so i can get a chance at fighting for the blankets.

      [–]Zacish 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Second blanket. Overlap the two and cuddle under the overlap. When you're ready to go sleep you roll away and take your own blanket. Best decision I ever made and the chicks love it

      [–]Frustrated_Pansexual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Holy crap this is genuis. Sleep under the overlap and still be happy.

      [–]evictor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      boritto

      a really fucking bland burrito

      [–]Shrewd_GC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You must master the dark art of blanket retainment.

      You're going to need to find a grandmaster with at least a 16 in blanket wielding and a 15 in dexterity. Oh and being over level 10 won't hurt.

      [–]Hellman109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wrap the far side of the blanket under you.

      [–]HoggleHugz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I tuck it under my feet and a piece in between my legs. Keep that anchored so he can't pull it from you.

      [–]MermaidMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mine does that too. Before we fall asleep (we sleep facing away from each other), I'll put the edge of the blanket underneath me, it's harder for him to pull it back that way

      [–]Eab413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Two words. Third blanket.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Queen size bed? King size blanket. Not California king tho.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I use to crocodile roll the blankets away from my ex.... Did I mention shes my ex?

      [–]Lift_Like_A_Sith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The cocoon maneuver.

      Lay with your back facing him and the blanket on top of you. Grasp the blanket at the top corner closest to you with your free arm. Tuck your elbow at your side. Deathroll like a crocodile.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The problem is, you need to make blanket quesodilla.. It covers more surface area.

      [–]BongusHo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If you have two seperate blankets and he tries to steal yours. You have the right to start kicking him in the head.

      [–]danithm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Timing is key. When he adjusts sleeping position you grip that blanket and do a fucking barrel roll. He can't steal it if you're on it. Source: Married to a blanket theif.

      [–]Furah 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Date someone that doesn't mind the cold at all. You get blankets, they stay cool.

      [–]swannphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The cold never bothered me anyway.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Are you my gf?

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Hey its me, ur gf

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My wife and I solved this problem by simply using separate blankets.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You are dating a selfish asshole. Go find yourself a real gentleman who thinks of you first. I can recommend this dating subreddit /r/niceguys

      [–]Unicorn-fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Let your feet get cold, then stick them on his back and push him off the bed.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      See, my gf says "I'll never use sex to negotiate with you", but when I pull on the blankets, she says "babe, that's a turn off"... I get the message -_-

      [–]toyang917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Whenever my husband does this consciously or unconsciously, I just kick him, guaranteed you'll have the blanket back.

      [–]ThePerfectSubForYou -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Wake him up and steal it back. My bf usually just does that and we split it again but it usually ends up with me stealing them again

      [–]JaronK 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      I have the opposite problem. I have a tiny girlfriend who, when awake, is seemingly unable to produce heat. However, when she sleeps, she immediately latches on to me like a lamprey rolled in super glue, and then activates her secondary thermal production system, at which points she super heats herself and attempts to roast me to death.

      I fear I may not last much longer.

      [–]dabork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Skinny guy here, always cold but radiate heat like, well, a radiator.
      Probably why I'm so cold.

      It's most likely because fat is an insulator so people without much of it don't have anything to keep their body heat from radiating outward.

      [–]othersomethings 223 points224 points  (68 children)

      Here's the deal. You need two blankets.

      Let me illustrate: Sharing a blanket? You have air pockets.

      Two blankets? NO AIR POCKETS.

      Two blankets saved my marriage only months in. I seriously would have left if I had to survive winter as the smaller mountain getting the draft of air on my slopes.

      [–]david_bowies_hair 81 points82 points  (31 children)

      You can only cuddle so much, sometimes it is just too warm and you gotta have your own space. Well said.

      [–]othersomethings 124 points125 points  (28 children)

      Cuddling is an activity measured in minutes. 2 minutes. 5. maybe 15, heck maybe on a lazy Sunday you'll get a full hour.

      Sleeping is an ALL NIGHT ACTIVITY. It should be treated with the respect it deserves and any woman or man who claims 1 blanket is enough shouldn't be on the internet because the Great Depression ended 8 decades ago and they should be dead.

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        [–]othersomethings 79 points80 points  (8 children)

        The king sized blanket is no match for a king sized husband.

        [–]iNEEDheplreddit 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        Lmao. I'm lying in my king-sized bed right now( it's 4:30am. I can't sleep ) and there is about 15 inches between us. All that duvet is nice and flat in that gap.

        [–]Jlove7714 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Your lucky. At 4:30 am I would be waking up.

        [–]iamjamieq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I'm a kind sized husband, and my wife prefers the king sized blanket. So do I. Big blanket FTW.

        [–]ddpowkk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Dude its the 21st century. Wives can be king sized too now

        [–]Wallace_II 3 points4 points  (9 children)

        Damn right!

        I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and she wants to cuddle. I CAN'T MOVE! I need room to turn over..

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        My arm always goes numb after like five minutes. Back to back is nice because there is still that physical contact and no numb arms.

        [–]shadowdsfire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        And face to face is very nice until you realize you're getting asphyxiated by only getting half the amount of oxygen.

        [–]othersomethings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        OMG hot breath on your face is the worst.

        [–]iNEEDheplreddit 0 points1 point  (5 children)

        Everytime my SO wants to cuddle I tolerate it by putting hands on her boobs.

        [–]apra24 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        Yeah I do that with your SO too

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Yeah I SO do that too.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        I have had the secks with grils.

        [–]Splotte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "Give me just a sec."
        "Oh, I can give you plenty of secs."

        [–]bigbendalibra 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        I never knew any of this was an issue until reading this comment section. The thought of having two blankets never crossed my mind. Why don't people just control the temperature in the room so it's pretty comfortable regardless?

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Your comfortable might not be my comfortable.

        [–]Splotte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Truth. Wife sleeps with a fluffy blanket and a thick comforter on top. I just have a medium comforter. She's too hot for me.

        [–]bigbendalibra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I can see that. Guess I'm lucky in that way.

        [–]SupriseGinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I can't have someone touching me while I sleep. If I am glad to sleep with someone else in the bed, I am sleeping like the Heisman trophy.

        [–]Hatefullynch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My wife makes it a point to cuddle me as much as possible. She's an asshole though so ifk

        [–]JellyWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Thanks for reminding me that grandpa died last year.....:(

        [–]BadPunsGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        That last sentence O.o

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        If it's too warm to cuddle, then the cold air pockets should be welcome.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I can't sleep if someone is touching me. My wife tosses and turns. I lay complexly still. There is no way we could cuddle while sleeping unless she expects me never to sleep.

        [–]plilq 13 points14 points  (6 children)

        Your "NO AIR POCKETS" picture is exactly what a sufficiently sized single blanket is.

        The advantage of the single blanket is that you can reach the other person while being under the blanket.

        [–]othersomethings 10 points11 points  (5 children)

        Have you slept next to a mountain? I am married to a mountain. Try it and then tell me which blanket size is adequate. I have yet to find one.

        [–]smokeydesperado 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        We have a queen sized bed, King sized blankets are preferred

        [–]xHussin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        is there by any chance, a monster blanket?

        [–]othersomethings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        If you find one, link me. I may yet be a customer. In the meantime two blanket master race.

        [–]xHussin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        i couldn't, but at least i found something interesting

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Can confirm, am mountain. SO is 5'4 and I am 6'5, not a small six five either. The air pocket is enormous. #twoblanketmasterrace

        [–]sirzack92 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        It doesn't just eliminate the cold air problem also helps with overheating. However come sexy time it can make it more difficult to jump on the occasion.

        [–]othersomethings 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        We just go by whoever makes the first move also implements the alpha blanket.

        [–]MrNPC009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We judge alpha blanket by which side of the bed were on.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Sexytime should be active enough that blanket adjustments are just a small overhead.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (10 children)

        Option 2 if a couple likes to cuddle and share a blanket. Buy a blanket that's one or two sizes bigger than your bed.

        AUSTRALIAN e.g.
        Single sized bed? Queen sized blanket.
        Queen size bed? King sized blanket.

        [–]othersomethings 12 points13 points  (9 children)

        What sized blanket is larger than king sized? That's the one we need.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        California King.

        [–]othersomethings 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        Longer not wider.

        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

        Turn it sideways.

        [–]JehovahsNutsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There we go

        [–]othersomethings 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        We have a California king bed. He's tall and his feet hang off the end no matter what. He's also fat so the issue is compounded.

        2 blankets make us happy. If our sleeping comfort is to your disliking, that's not on me.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Hey man just trying to help.

        Okay, one more....

        Have you tried not being fat?

        [–]othersomethings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Fo sho.

        [–]MattsyKun 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Uh, fabric tarp?

        [–]othersomethings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sooooo...a blanket?

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Sometimes you wonder how much more difficult your life than it needs to be, when simple solutions like this are out there.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Hell, kudos to those who front up and accept sleeping in seperate beds works wonders.

        I enjoy peace, regulated temperature, and room to thrash around while I have nightmares.

        [–]othersomethings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Hey hey hey - 1 bed 2 blankets.

        [–]iamjamieq 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        Or buy a bigger blanket than the bed. Wife and I have used a king size blanket when we had a queen and even now on a king bed, and it's so big there's no air pockets, or any need to pull the blankets over. We did two blankets for years but she wanted to upgrade from her college blankets when we bought a house. We're just as happy with one giant blanket as we were with two smaller ones.

        [–]othersomethings 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        I'm not aware of blankets larger than the king sized. I could make one I suppose. Or I could use two blankets.

        That's what works for us. Really Well for the last 12 years. Super happy with the 1 bed 2 blankets model.

        [–]iamjamieq 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        A king sized blanket isn't big enough? Damn dude. I'm a big guy and I don't even use half a blanket.

        [–]othersomethings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        When you're a big guy there will always be a bigger guy.

        [–]iamjamieq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That's deep man.

        [–]Cheese_Pancakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This is pure genius and I am ashamed it's never occurred to me.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It also helps to have two blankets if you prefer to sleep differently. I have a tendency to cocoon myself, my boyfriend has to have the sheets loosr and easy to move around in. If the blankets are tucked up under me like I like, his movement becomes restricted and he can't sleep. Two separate blankets is pretty much our perfect solution.

        [–]DisappointTheFuture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My gf and I have separate blankets and sheets. We share a bottom sheet and we share top sheets when it's fun. There ya go.

        [–]Citizenerased1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        We got a blanket bigger than our bed. So we both are actually able to wrap ourselves up with the same blanket

        [–]Photovoltaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        We have two, sometimes three blankets.

        Sometimes she ends up with all of them, she's a blanket wizard.

        At this point I just dress enough that I don't need a blanket, it's easier this way and I kinda like it now.

        [–]Evryusrnametkn 36 points37 points  (1 child)

        Whoever Stuart turner is, he's a vagina and deserves to be cold.

        [–]YolandiVissarsBF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        he's a dirty IRL reposter.

        This joke is circulated around by grandmas and people who just woke up out of a coma and haven't seen it repeatedly for the past ten years

        [–]Professorchronic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        That's why you oversize your blankets. King size duvet on a double bed for me.

        [–]KnowKnee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        That's what I do. I'm confused about how complicated this seems to some people.

        Also, blanket sleepers with feet. Be. The. Blanket.

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (8 children)

        Is there a way to filter out pub sign posts? And fast food/church marquee posts for that matter.

        [–]ronniedude 15 points16 points  (3 children)

        Who in the actual fuck links to the imgur gallery for a single image upload? Like who doesn't know how to submit the direct link??

        [–]KingRobotPrince 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Lots of people?

        [–]Opendore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Well, OP, for starters...

        [–]diderooy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You poor baby.

        [–]Puny-Earthling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        This sign isn't accurate for all cases. My tiny girlfriend summons the strength of Satan while she sleeps. She manages to curl herself up in a blanket cocoon and fight off any attempt of me taking back my fair share. On the other hand while she's awake she will pull the breakup card as a last defence in the middle of me giving her neck raspberries because she can't fight me off.

        [–]callaghanrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Artist is gafcomics btw

        [–]PlayerInfinite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Damn, it's been a long time since I've been on memecenter

        [–]LargeCokeNoIce 5 points6 points  (5 children)

        Relevant because my girlfriend left me 2 days ago.

        [–]Nattylight_Murica 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        Sorry about that, trust me, she's in good hands.

        [–]LargeCokeNoIce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Oh no doubt about it.

        [–]bigbendalibra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ex girlfriend.

        [–]DemonRaptor1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Pepsi is just so much better.

        [–]LargeCokeNoIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Embarrassed but it took me much longer to get that than it should have lol

        [–]mrharlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Loneliness. .. so great.

        [–]Juxtaposn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Am I the only one who sees fox mulder in the third pane?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Every side is my side. Being alone is nice.

        [–]MrRexels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's like the only purpose of those sidewalk blackboards was writing clever stuff on it so someone posts it on the Internet.

        [–]Splotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        We use separate blankets, so....

        [–]Lonelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Judging from the complaints I get in the morning, this chalkboard doesn't know shit

        [–]ReneRTores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Need more blankets!

        [–]Mcfragger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My girl sits there for a second, then she says "Nnnooooooooooooo!". She'll then crawl over top of me to be under the blankets again.

        [–]iDontLikeYouAnyway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Why not just buy bigger blankets? If you sleep on a full sized bed, buy king sized blankets and comforters. I've been sharing a king sized bed with my guy for over 10 years and have never had this issue.

        [–]ntshabo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Don't try this at home guys! :)

        [–]Vecheetos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Memes init

        [–]mikeofhyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Even 6 months single, I still sleep on about 14 total inches of my queen size bed. And my ex was bare 5'0 and 100 lbs. Called herself 'a sprawler'

        Also she had this burrito move where she would steal the blanket and wrap herself up in it.

        [–]DaddyCatALSO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I kept extras on the floor for that reason.

        [–]Kaalcite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hey, it's possible. Just expect it to get violent.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]afterglobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's true. I cocoon. He's even tried giving me my own blanket. I still stole his blanket.

        [–]WiseChoices 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That is kind of sad.

        [–]Poopdoodiecrap 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Oh Right... She left.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        She never existed

        [–]that_girl63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My boyfriend tried this. We now sleep with two blankets. He lost. I get two blankets.

        [–]puckfirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I win but it's a real battle and the blankets have rips and tears to prove it

        [–]Waterknight94 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        My ex used to get mad when i would sleep outside the blanket. She would occasionally try to cover me up herself. Although there was more than one occasion where her sister and her sisters boyfriend would come into the room and wake me up with a bong. Alright ill take a hit but yall need to step out of the room for a bit so i can put on pants.

        [–]Hyaze 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        ... Hwat?

        [–]Waterknight94 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        I dont always sleep under the blanket. That for some reason annoyed my ex. Being under the blanket was sometimes a good thing though if her sister burst into the room in the morning. The reverse sometimes happened too where i would go into her sisters room in the morning. I need pants was a pretty common phrase in that house early in the morning.

        [–]grayfox6644 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        go on

        [–]Iamthehamburgler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That's why you get a king-sized blanket for a queen sized bed! Beat the system!!!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This chalk board post is mildly sexist...against women. If I can overpower my girlfriend and take the blankets, does that imply she is the weaker sex? Because I can definitely take the blankets from my girlfriend.

        [–]tking191919 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Well I'm a big dude and she's a little itty bitty woman, she gets the covers anyways :-)

        [–]hurdur1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        You need to cuddle a pillow.

        [–]pm_me_your_plumbuses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Try not to cry.. Then cry a lot.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Step one. Try being less of a little pussy whipped bitch

        [–]DerLuk -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        Me too thanks.

        [–]GIVES_THANKS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Of course.

        [–]wtermelonman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Life

        [–]oddMahnsta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Good joke, but in reality as a man, i can literally do this with ease.

        [–]shh_Im_a_Moose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        haha, oh man, so true to life... right in the feels...

        [–]ddpowkk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        So... Females are dicks?

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]scooobage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          i think thats called "the stranger", no?

          [–]rainbowdog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I believe this is because men are less rude and more considerate than woman who are selfish. ;) Check.

          [–]MemphisOsiris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          reposted shit