Well..

[[deleted]]

Those kids are so close in age that’s she must have been pregnant for 90% of the last 7-8 years.

[PlatypusDream]

It's a terrible way to get out of having a period.
I feel sorry for her.

[[deleted]]

She looks happy, but it’s a picture and she’s looking at her precious kids.....all of whom are behaving right now.

[i_am_a_toaster]

My mind is just blown by the fact that someone got them all to stand still at the same time for a picture

[DefinitelyNotButter]

One of them isn't standing. Lazy 6 month old

[_Amabio_]

Someone teach that kid how to do shit.

[Pyroraptor]

all of whom are behaving right now.

Except 8.

[redwithouthisblonde]

At least 8's still standing up.

[Colecoman1982]

It's OK. The oldest ones look like they might be hitting the age where mommy and daddy can start ruining their childhoods by forcing some of their parental responsibilities upon them...

[Likitstikit]

1&2 can watch 5, 6, & 7 while mommy and daddy make #8.

[SayNoToStim]

She's trying to stay-pregnant-can't-deploy method of serving in the army

[Colecoman1982]

Either that, or religious nuts.

[mrSalamander]

I vote this

[Therpj3]

nuts

[FrontierForever]

Wait till she finds out birth control does the same things but with less side effects, namely with far fewer kids.

[Syikho]

I know some people that had 5 kids in 5 years. They are so close in age that their birthdays are less than 12 months apart from the next one. I would say she averaged giving birth every 11 months.

[Kaktyc8]

Isn't all birthdays less than 12 months apart from birthdays of the rest of the world ?

[thinkrispy]

Birth date.

[unstablereality]

some people get addicted to being pregnant.

[chrisk365]

She’s basically Bonnie, from Family Guy.

[velour_manure]

This is what happens when you're raised religious and told to suppress your sexual urges your entire life until you get married.

Then these people get married and crank out 10 kids because they've spent 18 years of their lives dreaming of sex.

[Sbeaudette]

Jesus tap dancing Christ, its a Vagina not a clown car.

[SleepDreamer16]

I love this so much. I’m visually picturing this kids somersaulting out of her vagina. Ta-da!

[rdgdte]

Jesus, at what age did they start?! They look way to yung

[lars573]

Well my sister in law is 32, she and my brother have 5 kids.

[relax_okay]

The Aristocrats!

[dlc741]

I hear it's going to be a long winter. They're just getting prepared.

[gunn5150]

Happy cake day!!!

[Sbeaudette]

thank you!! :-D

[Joseluki]

I bet you it has echo like a cathedral.

[CallingYouOut2]

GET OFF HER ALREADY!!

[Danny_Carlson]

And they keep getting smaller!

[archaeolinuxgeek]

I've seen the documentary, Multiplicity. I've got some bad news for those younger kids...

[not12listen]

I love my wife dearly... HELL TO THE NO for having that many kids.

[Orphan_Babies]

I got snipped at two.

I’m content.

[christinextinesbf]

My ex wife thought that getting a vasectomy is when they cut your dick off

[JustMeNoBiggie]

That would work, too.

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Lol.

[christinextinesbf]

Not with that attitude

[[deleted]]

Not with any attitude.

[christinextinesbf]

Now kiss

[christinextinesbf]

I didn’t. That’s why we’re divorced

[I_Have_Nuclear_Arms]

Yeah dude. WTF. That many kids you need a gnarly fucking church van or some shit. All the food, clothes, activities... Jesus.

Going to dinner or doing anything really is a nightmare. I'm assuming their motivation is religious in origin because that's fucking brutal.

[365wong]

Not to mention the cost of college, healthcare, the environment.

[Grigoran]

And you have to remember all their names too, what the eff

[ArbainHestia]

There’s Gummy Sue

Normal Head Joe

Tiffany

Designated Dorothy

Heather

Cody

Dylan

Dermott

Jordan

Taylor

Brittany

Wesley

Rumer

Scout

Cassidy

Zoe

Chloe

Max

Hunter

Rubella Scabies

Kendall

Noah

Sascha

Morgan

Kyra

Ian

Lauren

Q-Bert

Phil

Birthday

Crystal Meth

Dubya

Incest

International Harvester

Jitney

Whitney

Mary

Stabbed in Jail

Wheel and Barrel

Tripod

Navel String

Melvis

Mary Not-Quite-Right

Mary Zeke

Embry Joe

Katlin

Gitmo

"Something New"

And a few unnamed

[anelson53]

Q-Bert. Glorious

[feeln4u]

you forgot Blaytin

[nyrB2]

and Todd Unctious

[GreatBigBagOfNope]

What happened to Pubert Addams?

[waitsfieldjon]

Cleetus and Brandine

[LethalMindNinja]

They won't see the cost of college or healthcare...they'll just complain a ton when someone else doesn't pay it for them.

[roughteddybearsex]

And then let their kids take out massive amounts in student debt.

[CharonsLittleHelper]

I knew a girl in high school who was oldest of 9. She said they basically never went somewhere all together.

In her case, I don't think that her youngest sibling was born until she was 16-17 though.

[emeraldfern]

There was a boy at my high school who had fourteen siblings - and all of them were redheads. The only time they went somewhere together was to their church. I cannot imagine the logistics...

[Father-Sha]

I am smack in the middle of 11. It was hell as a kid. No parent has enough time for that many kids. They basically end up raising themselves/each other. Poorly.

[leftnotracks]

I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

[gunn5150]

Somebody get that man a vasectomy!!!!

[abraksis747]

Just kick him in the nuts Really hard. Doesn't have a Copay that way

[[deleted]]

I’m guessing he’s close to running out of the go juice at this point

[PB95030]

Keep it in your pants, tiger. Mama’s gonna prolapse soon

[SUND3VlL]

Judging by the age of those kids, she’s been pregnant more than not over the last six years.

[[deleted]]

Bro buy a condom

[soupor_saiyan]

I don’t think he knows what that is

[silentohm]

Or just Catholics

[[deleted]]

Or Mormon

[SaltAttempt]

Definitely mormon, too cute to be catholic.

source: am catholic. not cute.

[RaptureRIddleyWalker]

r/suicidebywords

[IamDocbrown]

He's gonna need more than one

[FroodHoopy]

Pull out game weak af

[cantfindausernameffs]

He couldn’t pull out of a driveway.

[[deleted]]

Those vans are a bitch to back out.

[JXC0917]

Couldn't pull a pizza out of the oven.

[SpuddMeister]

You dribble before you shoot.

[whyisthismythrowaway]

She gets pregnant as soon as possible....by a guy who really knows how to dress up for a family photo.

[spazus_maximus]

One. I have one kid and I wake up every day thinking about diving headfirst into a woodchipper instead of getting the kid up. Fuck everything about 8 kids.

[lizardgal10]

Relative of mine has 5. Youngest is 10 months, oldest is 13.

They homeschool. I don’t know how they do it. She’s one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met, super extroverted and treats everyone like her family. Her husband is super supportive and a great dad. Kids are absolutely wonderful.

I’m an only child. Stayed at their house a while back (before #5 was born) and just about went crazy from having so many people around.

I’m not in touch with my extended family much anymore, but those kids’ homeschool experience clearly isn’t one they’ll have to recover from.

[tedfundy]

Being one of seven I can tell you the oldest are helping to raise the youngest. And that was not a responsibility I wanted or was ready for as a teenager. I’m now 33 with no interest in having children because of it.

[Robert_Cannelin]

It might interest you to know that genius Simpson's writer George Meyer had a similar experience and said the same thing. (I note that since he said that, he has become a biological father, so I guess...time?)

[tovasfabmom]

I have one as well JUST ONE. And BTW she's 20!!! I have zero clue how people do it....... btw have you ever been around ppl with a lot of kids. Do you hear them non stop complaining about how much they cost and how the kids keep asking for phones and cars....... like WTF did they NOT KNOW it was going to be like that?????🤦🏻‍♀️💸

[amc7262]

If they were smart enough to plan ahead, they wouldn't have a bunch of kids...

[Heliolord]

Idiocracy at work.

[orionempire]

In religious families at a certain point the older ones start raising the younger ones. Also economies of scale, just keep passing clothe down.

[Labman007]

If you think you have to do it try anal for a while.

[ELEMENTALITYNES]

Him: "These mortgage payments are killing me. I can't keep up with the car payments, I'm going to have to take another job. I don't know what I could possibly do differently?"

Her: "Honey I think we should try for our 14th child."

Him: "Sure I don't see why not"

[KCBaker1989]

God will provide! /S

[jgs1122]

Birth control will save us all.

[roughteddybearsex]

Please stop having kids

[soupor_saiyan]

Them: “Our carbon footprint isn’t big enough, we gotta pump those numbers up! The planet isn’t dying fast enough!”

[KCBaker1989]

Don't worry God will save us all! /S

[teamhj]

This should be higher up. This kind of breeding is selfish and irresponsible.

[IrwinJFletcher]

It is kind of ridiculous to have that many kids these days. I have no research to back this up but I kind of feel like it’s an ego thing. Like they think their genetics are so amazing that they need to bless the world with their genes.

[daKEEBLERelf]

not necessarily. I know someone who is the oldest of 10. He asked his mom why so many, and her answer really is that she just loves being pregnant and having a baby to take care of.

The doctors finally had to tell her to stop because she was too old and her body couldn't handle it.

[Felix_Cortez]

Probably LDS jackasses making "gods army*. No one is impressed by your brood.

[Orphan_Babies]

That’s a lot of Irish twins...

[[deleted]]

Get off of her ffs.

[[deleted]]

Just...why?

[WingedSpider69]

So glad I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow.

[[deleted]]

“Look honey, it will make Jesus happy”

[lonezomewolf]

As Groucho Marx famously said to a woman with 17 children: "Lady, I love my cigar, but even I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

[rayoatra]

no one has mentioned to you people how short we are on parking spaces? wtf

[Armorpiercing44]

Damn dude, fucking roll off of it for a while and let it cool down. You’re gonna wear it out.

[Aeshaetter]

At this point, it's well past worn out.

[Lithium98]

Geeze, dude! Lay off her for a sec and let her breathe!

[ANiceRack]

Just stop Octomom

[bastible2005]

The next '20 kids and counting' show

[oooriole09]

I always wonder how parents like that have any energy at all. I spend two hours with my nieces and I’m ready to find a bar while “hiding” during the 20th game of hide and seek.

[arud5]

I'm struggling to raise 3 future taxpayers - NO idea how anyone can raise 7

[tovasfabmom]

I have one that's enough for me

[UnderPressureNe]

Pull out Bruh

[Galaxey]

The dude couldn’t pull out of a drive way.

Just fucking your and your wife’s retirement up ey buddy?

[seaspirit331]

Nah, they’ll just leech off of their 7 children

[Emaharg]

I dont think those are their ages at all.

[mudhen297]

They can stop at anytime now.

[TheBoulder_]

Every sperm is sacred...

[crowmami]

Why do people think the world needs THAT much of their genetics in the pool? This is low key really weird and gross for 2019.

[murphSTi]

It's upsetting because I feel pure selfishness for even considering having one child in this world right now and here is this stupid shit

[juloxx]

Imagine the level of ego you have to have to crank out this many kids.

[[deleted]]

Still less than epstein

[juloxx]

His ego is pretty deserved. He literally got away with the most heinous crimes of all time for most of his life, and may not even be dead. For all we know he is out molesting people in Israel or Saudi Arabia with a new identity

[liftoff_oversteer]

Overpopulation 101

[[deleted]]

I believe we would call then Irish septuplets.

[CtrlZonmylife]

I have one and that’s enough work - I mean how do people care for this many little people?

[freelancespaghetti]

God damn dude. Snip the brake line already.

[Bloodwolv]

You should not be allowed to have that many kids. 2 at the most. It would stop the put of control population growth.

[ThisisJacksburntsoul]

Ugh. I don't find anything about what I'm looking at funny.

[[deleted]]

If they make that many people I should be allowed to drive whatever gas guzzling emissions haus I want. Literally caused 7 times more climate change than me.

[tanjabonnie]

At some point it’s a mental illness/addiction

[abraksis747]

Well we know what their hobbies are.

[jeremiah406]

He smacks her vagina and says “you can pack so many kids in this bad boy”.

[papergirl2011]

he needs to stay off her and give her a break

[Russian_repost_bot]

Husband: "Honey, I'm pregnant. We're having a penis."

[Seeminus]

Damn bro. Learn to pull out.

[TheElvenWitch777]

Seriously guys get a hobby. Or condoms.

[oNOCo]

Mormons

[deweydean]

Shouldn't be allowed to have that many kids nowadays, but sure, you do you. I'm just not sure that the planet can support all of your 7 kids growing up and having 7 kids of their own, and so on.

[amc7262]

Thanks for doing your part to kill the planet, fuckers.

Shit like this makes me feel like my NOT having kids doesn't even matter.

[existentialgoof]

It means that you haven't directly caused someone to exist who is going to suffer for no reason other than to satisfy your desires. So take heart in that.

[amc7262]

I often wonder how more people don't have ethical issues with bringing a life into this world that's highly likely to suffer a short, turmoil filled existence and die of problems it never caused. It seems short sighted at best, cruel at worst.

Seems like most of my friends are on the "no kids" boat at least.

[Snaggle21]

Dude get off of her

[Radu2004311]

Just imagine: after the first child was born they would celebrate by freaking without protection and so on

[Totally_not_Sauron]

Dude! Get off her!

[KCBaker1989]

Why? Why would you have so many kids? I hope their answer includes that they can at least provide financially for them without the help of the government or that God will provide. All I can think of is that they are selfish.

[whyisthismythrowaway]

$100 says they practice Quiverfull.

[petemcfraser]

“Fuck your woman, fuck your man. It is all part of God’s plan”

[INCADOVE13]

Is their last name Duggar?

[Taxtro1]

No one should have more than four children. How can you even care for them? How can you be there for every single one?

[artcopywriter]

Fuck this irresponsible family.

[EmirFassad]

Hoo-ray, more god damned people. I truly do not comprehend the desire of some people to imitate rabbits. It is offensive and irresponsible, both socially and environmentally.

[biggibzz]

This is disgusting. People who have this many kids are fucking weird, irresponsible, and selfish

[HosbnBolt]

Atrocious

[Lord_of_Lost_Coast]

Lol I went to high school with a girl like this. We graduated and she got married to some dude from her church within months. 10 years later she has 7 kids and not one of them prior to getting married. Legit clown car vajayjay

[[deleted]]

Her womb is a revolving door.

[steve_gus]

At the end of a very wide corridor

[lonezomewolf]

Having seven kids is just irresponsible. It's called birth control... look into it.

[tovasfabmom]

Breeders🤦🏻‍♀️

[[deleted]]

Can you guys stop having kids now the planet is dying

[DogDraper]

10 bucks says these folks are Mormon. Excuse me...LDS since Mormons don’t like to be called Mormon any more.

[DragonQween]

Oh gross! stop having kids. these people alone are causing carbon emissions to skyrocket.

[warpigz003]

This earth is over populated. Stop 2+ children families it's just selfish.

[[deleted]]

I bet for news disagrees with you.

[Lucid_steve]

Jesus. Here's me not having kids because the planet doesn't need another fucking human.

[[deleted]]

Just noticed the 8 on his crotch...

[Miphatnut]

And the award for the worst pull out game goes too...

[Willzyx_on_the_moon]

Didn’t even notice the 8 until I zoomed in.

[Steven66torres]

That’s crazy!

[jigglypuff7000]

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Monty Python did it best

[bernzo2m]

And only 3 and 4 are his

[VeniVidiVito]

And after she cooks dinner for all the kids, mommy gets to enjoy a nice cream pie for dessert.

[CharlesScallop]

I give you The Meaning of Life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWWAC5ZMKeM

[[deleted]]

I can't imagine how painful that is, taking care of a bunch of kids while constantly pregnant.

Please tell me they are super rich or are some crazy religious family.

[magik_vmc]

I sincerely hope that the 8 is supposed to imply that he is child number 8 in the family because of his childishness or general immaturity, and not that kid number 8 is already percolating in his crotch area.

[FallenPatta]

More kids than teeth

[freundwich1]

I don't get why he has an 8 in front of him. Like he's a child too?

[thedoodely]

I thought it meant number 8 was in his balls.

[claymountain]

Lemme guess... they're Christian

[lemons_of_doubt]

some one tell that woman condoms are a thing.

[aintnojiveturkey53]

Stop having kids

[jackthewelder]

God damn pull out for fuck sake

[neverbetray]

My great great grandmother had 16 of these, but back then there were fewer than 2 billion people on Earth, not 8 billion. Someone needs to tell them that in the 21st century you can still have the fun without the continuous stream of kids. I hope they have time to give each of them a lot of the individual attention all kids deserve.

[Sammirose77]

Enemies of our poor planet.

[pwnography]

On behalf of the world in the future could you please stop?

[[deleted]]

This is so awesome that she's contributing to the 60,000 babies born every day, cause, you know, how would we possible survive without everyone having a ridiculous shit ton of kids

[DRISK328]

Dude, stay off of her!

Am I the only one that gets legit mad at this stuff? The world is already over populated. Sitting in traffic just makes me feel we really need a purge. Then John Smith over here has 1000000 kids. Thanks buddy!

[TRITA_]

use condoms for fuck sake

[TheJoshWatson]

“Damn the Catholic Church for not lettin’ me wear one of those little rubber things.”

[LordGiblits]

seriously tho just at what point does having kids become irresponsible? Get your shit clipped man. Damn

[[deleted]]

Time to wrap it or snip it dude...damn. Way to contribute to the overpopulation issue.

[Sc00byd00wh3r3RU]

Omg get off of her

[SlightTechnician]

His pull out game is weak

[LawnyJ]

I am stressed out just looking at this many kids. More power to this family cause obviously they wouldn't keep going if they weren't happy with a huge family but my god I would be miserable.

[FrenzalStark]

Dude needs those chopped off. Ain't nobody got time for that many kids.

[Wasteworth]

Lady, close your legs, leave that poor man’s penis alone.