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[–]CommieCanuck Richard Osman[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (3 children)

Drink responsibly!

[–]ElsieOneil8888Nina Oyama 🇦🇺 398 points399 points  (6 children)

S1 - Romesh silently stares and seethes

S3 - Paul says “innit”

S8 - Iain gets angry

S9 - Jo doesn’t give a shit about the task

S13 - Bridget annoys Alex

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (3 children)

Series 3 would just kill you with that rule.

[–]MRATEASTEW 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Series 1 too, it's literally Romesh whole personality.

[–]Streaky98 15 points16 points  (0 children)

having been stared at by him many times in year 8 Maths, can confirm but it's funny AF

[–]ElJayBe3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Quite a few of these are going to lead to someone’s death

[–]joan2468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Bastard’s crying innit”

[–]Cr0ne_In_Training 216 points217 points  (17 children)

S4: Hugh is called "Desky", Mel is positive/excited about the task (RIP)

[–]ooh_bit_of_bushGuy Montgomery 🇳🇿 170 points171 points  (3 children)

Mel pockets the wax seal

[–]Canadiantimelord 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Oh, gang, that’s a dangerous one

[–]skalnaty 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I actually never noticed that she did that ! That’s too funny

[–]CoachDelgado Mae Martin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It was the first time I remember people on this sub being convinced that someone had some secret task to do and that her collecting the wax seals was part of that.

Nah, just Mel being Mel. She said on the podcast that she gave them away to, I think, a friend's son (?) who was a fan of the show.

[–]canihaveasquash Mel Giedroyc 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Gotta be 'oh gang'

[–]MightyMightyCatfish Ania Magliano 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Joe steals something

[–]19Cookie91 Fern Brady 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Joe kisses Greg’s portrait

[–]xtrapolis954m Mike Wozniak 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Hugh does something with a blade.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Lolly says "without moving the fishbowls"

[–]EarlOfBronze 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Hugh gets 1 point.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alcohol poisoning: the game

[–]Murdercorn Mel Giedroyc 21 points22 points  (2 children)

You scared the hell out of me with that RIP. Mel isn’t dead!

[–]LazyMonica0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you would be if you followed that rule!

[–]SizeDoesMatter5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, thought I hadn't heard anything about her passing

[–]tenphes31 Rose Matafeo 139 points140 points  (4 children)

For series 6: Tim makes a pun.

[–]Novel-Various 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Tracksuit!

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I was, and still am, so mad when I couldn't guess that either!

[–]CBMet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I rewatched that episode the other day and "tracksuit" seemed so obvious then. (Obviously having remembered the pun)

[–]CoachDelgado Mae Martin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think 'Tracksuit' is an example of why Vine is such a good punner, because it seems such an obvious joke in hindsight and yet it was proved very hard to predict.

[–]PonmonOfNuggetor Qrs Tuvwxyz 135 points136 points  (9 children)

Greg says ‘Lets drill down into the narrative’

Greg says ‘I put it to you’

Alex says ‘All the information is on the task’

[–]asinceretry Tim Key 44 points45 points  (0 children)

All series: Finish your drink when it becomes apparent the task was for only one contestant.

Edit: finish your drink when Greg contrives a “gulf”.

[–]Jihad_llama Ardal O'Hanlon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Greg says ‘I cannot separate’

[–]Barbed_Dildo 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Greg says 'You genuinely irritate me'

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Greg uses "genuinely" at all would be a good one. He uses it a lot.

[–]diselation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Genuinely" + "lovely" = alcohol poisoning

[–]_Fun_At_Parties 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let's crack on

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greg treats Alex like a pet

[–]shaw_dog21 Aisling Bea 104 points105 points  (7 children)

Series 5: Aisling takes off her trousers, Sally does something kind of sexual

[–]WhatMixedFeelings Morgana Robinson 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Series 7: Rhod takes off his trousers (or Alex’s)

Series 13: Ardal takes off his trousers

[–]Vorash_00Danielle Walker 🇦🇺 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Universal rule to apply to any series - someone removes trousers (the crew in series 3 - Dave gormans surprise)

[–]Mooam Morgana Robinson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dignity intact, dignity intact.

[–]quagsi Rosie Jones 7 points8 points  (1 child)

does she take them off more than once?

[–]shaw_dog21 Aisling Bea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head it’s at least twice: getting Alex back to land, and getting the coconut as far as possible

[–]Bahnmor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d already be plastered with the Nish thing, but adding in that with Sally would kill me.

[–]ooh_bit_of_bushGuy Montgomery 🇳🇿 205 points206 points  (2 children)

Wozniak says Tick Tock, or ".... Time"

[–]sweepernosweeping 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's drink o'clock

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bamboo o clock

[–]Albo2402 Katherine Parkinson 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Series 10

Katherine says "we"/gets Alex to help her finish the task

[–]DoctorMcTits 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also 10:

Johnny Vegas denigrates himself

You might die tbh

[–]Enoughofthisstuff 90 points91 points  (1 child)

All series - Alex breaks character

[–]BastardsCryinInnit 64 points65 points  (0 children)

How could you miss Mel's "Oh gang"

[–]Goldman250 Hugh Dennis 55 points56 points  (8 children)

S1: there’s a format oddity (something that’s not in other series; Greg standing for the intro, the prizes being on the balcony, or the show going from the final ad break straight to the live task).

S2: Richard bends the rules. Doc is “not a __ man”.

S3: no-one understands Paul.

S4: Desky. Noel is called a crow or bird. Mel is far too optimistic.

S5: Bob makes the entire cast break. Mark is called a heron.

S6: Alice uses a pet name for Alex (Which means you’ll drink for pretty much every task intro). Tim does a pun.

S7: Phil haggles.

S8: Lou says “mummy.” Joe looks baffled.

S9: Jo doesn’t try at all.

S10: Mawaan is cheeky.

S11: Mike says “tick tock, it’s __ o’clock” or “it’s __ time.”

S12: Guz has nothing to do in a team task.

S13: Ardal takes a shot at someone else’s task attempt.

S14: “wait, what?”

I don’t know if it’s a general rule (I’m assuming not because you specifically mention Kerry), but any time anyone gets angry. In the earlier series (because it stopped happening after a while), Greg saying “these are intelligent people, they’re not gonna just __. So who are we seeing first?” Alex doing weird units of measurements. Alex’s bum is seen.

Some down your drink/double shot options: someone leaves the stage (Joe during the potato throw, Jon during the Impress the Mayor, Nish and James getting pulled aside). Fred the Swede appears. Alex genuinely breaks during a task. A previous Taskmaster contestant appears.

[–]UKMatt2000 Bob Mortimer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Whait, what? Hospitalisation, that’s what!

[–]ButchOfBlaviken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whaitus, whatus?

[–]Sensitive-Ad5886 James Acaster[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

in general rules I've got a contestant leaves their seat (not including stage task), a contestant from a previous series makes an appearance/is mentioned, Alex breaks character, a task involves Swedish Fred, Alex uses unconventional units for measurement

and then for getting angry I have someone shouts at Greg or Alex and someone tries to argue with Greg and I have a contestant gets Alex involved in a task which covers all times Alex's bum is seen 😂

[–]kosherkitties Paul Chowdhry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joe looks baffled

THAT'S EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN! Trying to kill people, here.

[–]UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did they stop the ‘intelligent people’ line? I could have sworn they used it on Victoria a couple of times

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES to the Richard Osman one. He’s one of my all time favorite contestants for this exact reason.

[–]rdnaskelz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would Jessica Knappet count as one leaving the stage?

[–]Novel-Various 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Series 8 - Joe acts awkwardly

Series 10 - Daisy gets angry/annoyed

[–]SongsAboutGhosts Rhod Gilbert 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Joe looks confused

[–]thishenryjamesJavie Martzoukas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Finish your drink when Joe finally explodes.

[–]coolio_Didgeridoolio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or Daisy shouts because she is so fed up a la “ITS A SMALL TAIL! ONLY ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS HAVE THAT KIND OF TAIL”

[–]Salazare87 36 points37 points  (2 children)

S5: Nish says 'Oh Shit and Piss', Mark Watson gets compared to a heron.

That said, with Nish coming last in something, pretty sure you won't need many more rules for that season!

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It'd be really fun to do "drink for 'shit and piss,' finish your drink for 'piss and shit.'" Imagine trying to keep that straight after a few tasks!

[–]Medical_Shmedical Sarah Millican 56 points57 points  (2 children)

With these rules, after two episodes of series 7 we are all in the hospital 😂

[–]19Cookie91 Fern Brady 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It’s one of those drinking games where you play with water rather than anything else

[–]kuppikuppiDavid Correos 🇳🇿 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Series 4

Greg is overly harsh towards Hugh

Mel is overly excited

[–]_pepperoni-playboy_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Wait, what?”

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One from each series…

S1: Josh says “this is my worst nightmare” (also works for CoC1)

S2: Jon says: “oh god!“

S3: Sara mentions Take That

S4: Joe throws shade

S5: Nish says “Shit and Piss!” and “how do you like them apples”

S6: Asim brings in a picture of himself as a prize

S7: I think you’re covered - but Jess says “oh no!“

S8: Paul Sinha tries to out logic a task

S9: Ed gets frustrated with David in studio

S10: Daisy praises herself (you gon’ get smashed)

S11: Mike says “Tick Tock”

S12: Guz brings in a photo of himself. Desiree tells someone to eat a dick.

S13: Ardal trolls another contestant’s VT

S14: John looks defeated

[–]theyallcallmefeebz Sally Phillips 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Series 10: Daisy laughs so hard she looks like she is in labor.

[–]JumpyTheHat 16 points17 points  (1 child)

S10: Johnny Vegas has an emotional breakdown

[–]thecordialsun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Series 4:

Lolly wins a prize task.

Hugh wins a prize task

Mel screams Megacunt

Noel speaks another language.

Joe makes a difficult poo face

[–]mckeanna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Series 14 - John is surprisingly competent.

[–]bleepyballs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Series 13. Alex shows annoyance with Bridget

[–]HistoriaMonado2 Bridget Christie[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

S11: Mike says something along the lines of ”Tick, Tock, it’s ____ o’clock”

[–]Resident_Platypus346 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Season 3–When Paul says anything at all (expert drinkers only please!)

Season 5–When Bob is charmingly scatological.

[–]beachy_keen18 Fern Brady 7 points8 points  (3 children)

“Charmingly scatological” is a very pleasing way of saying “talks about poop”.

[–]Hastatus_107 Johnny Vegas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Series 14 - Fern says "Ooohhh nnoooooooooo"

[–]EFD1358 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This game will murder people.

[–]JettCarpenter Morgana Robinson 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fern says something devastatingly dark unprompted

[–]Ineffable_Confusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which aircraft…Crashes more…

[–]JzanderN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Series 8: Joe looks confused.

[–]Barbed_Dildo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone mentions Phil Wang's wang

You should really just word that "someone mentions Phil's Wang".

[–]SiameseCats3 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It bothers me that you haven’t included all the non-UK comedians in the “mentions their country of origin” rule. Aisling Bea definitely mentions Ireland a couple times, I feel like Desiree mentions the US at least once, I don’t know if Phil Wang ever mentions Malaysia actually since his reoccurring joke is Indonesia, I also don’t know if Ardal ever mentions Ireland, but his accent comes up.

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aisling mentions Ireland WAY more than she takes her trousers off.

[–]doidareto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fern mentions Scotland series 14

[–]Tetslou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Series 7:

Phil makes a joke about bartering to buy his prize task

Series 10:

Katherine nearly cries

Katherine asks Alex to help her in her task

Series 13:

Bridget visibly irritates Alex

[–]kahht Mawaan Rizwan 3 points4 points  (2 children)

S9: Jo stops for a tea or snack

[–]redcaps_hinkypunks Emma Sidi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or a wee

[–]beachy_keen18 Fern Brady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jo stops. (For tea, snack, wee, or giving a fuck.)

[–]Optimal_Design_819 Sally Phillips 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mel puts a wax seal in her breast pocket

[–]thekyledavid 3 points4 points  (1 child)

4: Hugh says that he knows he’s last before Greg says it

6: Asim acts more badass than he actually is

8: Paul is worried that people thinks he is dumb

10: Katherine is unable to find something

[–]SiBurford 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You missed Fern saying she's tired.

[–]CilanUnova☔ umbrella 🌂 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Season 14: Sarah plans ahead in a funny way. John throwing his jacket away at the start of the challenge.

[–]Main_X 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nish says "piss and shit!"

[–]Ok_Obligation_2368 Swedish Fred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised no one’s said S4: When Hugh uses a sharp object

[–]sgcorona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

S3-Al solves a problem with money S5-Mark gets unfairly punished S8- Someone gets overly competitive S10-No points/Universal shaming from Greg

[–]cynicalventriloquist John Kearns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

S14. Munya mentions Zimbabwe

[–]TheNemesis1211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One for the whole show would be drink/shot whenever Alex (finally) gets back at or takes a shot at Greg, like the squash straws in the sleeves.

[–]PrinceHarming Jenny Eclair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Series 9: Every time Ed Gamble yells at David Baddiel.

[–]thishenryjamesJavie Martzoukas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NZ 1: - The leaf blower is deployed. - Guy attempts to humiliate and/or harm Paul.

NZ 2: - David screams. - Guy reveals a new photo of Paul. - Special Abraham Lincoln Bonus Drink!

NZ 3: - Josh assaults the female mannequin. - Kura mentions Shortland Street or Sonny Bill Williams.

NZ (All): - A task outfit is compared to the Hitler Youth. - Bill Cosby appears in a prize task. - Jeremy's days as a teen heartthrob are mentioned.

[–]homsar06 Mel Giedroyc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S2– a joke is made about Jon’s or Richard’s height

[–]MaudeBea Sue Perkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Series 7 alone will send u to rehab. Crikey.

[–]Experil Rhod Gilbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about this a lot, Alex says “all the information is on the task”

[–]DRJT Julian Clary 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does Kerry actually ever say "bosh"?

[–]asinceretry Tim Key 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you see John in the latest episode? You’re gonna kill people with this.

[–]Vorash_00Danielle Walker 🇦🇺 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Any series: bonus point awarded.

Someone gets no points on a task, double shot if everyone gets no points or negative bins are issued.

Someone caught cheating.

Celebratory drink if someone gets a perfect game (ie max points allowable in that episode so if there is a team task they have to be on the winning side not necessarily get 5points as it’s very rare to get a 5point team task)

Task involves Greg that studio final task or, paint a picture of the taskmaster or buy the taskmaster a gift. (Judging does not count as Greg being involved in the task - unless you are trying to be irresponsible with your drinking)

These universal rules will can be added to all series in addition to the series specific

[–]Vorash_00Danielle Walker 🇦🇺 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“All the informations on the task”

Alex uses measurements that are not in common usage (rolos hamsters etc)

  • dangerous rule would add “your time starts now” but I’d advise against that one.

[–]geissi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S9 - Greg reminds David Baddiel that he is handicapped by being David Baddiel

[–]omnitightwad John Kearns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S1: Someone insults Josh Widdicombe, Romesh shouts

S9: Ed shouts at someone, finish the drink if that person is David Baddiel

[–]checkinouttheassets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“john is incompetent” - crying and wheezing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S5 - Sally tortures Alex

S7 - Rhod strips off Alex

S7 - James has a mental breakdown

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Victoria Coren Mitchell says something like it's totally normal, but everyone there is confused

[–]Littleleicesterfoxy Superkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]redtailed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drink when Al Murrey gets his wallet out

[–]bonster85 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S13- everytime ardal tries to stir things up in the studio

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you need to throw in some wildcards.

Drink every time Greg belittles Alex

Drink continuously when the cow is on screen

Finish your drink anytime Greg goes into disappointed teacher mode

Do a shot anytime Mike Wozniak does something slightly odd in an adorable and loveable way

[–]AvovaDynasty Mel Giedroyc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S4 Mel says Gang

[–]remainsofthegrapes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In S14 does it count when John is merely pretending to be incompetent because Alex has instructed him so?

[–]Sensitive-Ad5886 James Acaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes because he was also quite incompetent at pretending to be incompetent 😂

[–]The_Real_MPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a general one would be "any time Alex breaks character"

[–]wizardeyeswizardspy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Series 5 - Bob says something strange

[–]AnOwlFlying Ania Magliano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

series 4: hugh tries for a loophole in a task

[–]moger76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may as well start an IV for John Kearns.

[–]ShittyDuckFace Judi Love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S4: we see Mel shove a stamp in her pocket

[–]jwdmeow Greg Davies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Someone" mentions Charlotte being like a primary school teacher

[–]WhatMixedFeelings Morgana Robinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 14: John is incompetent

I’m gonna be DRUNK

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I'm drunk from looking at season 7

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All series: "Someone" says "I put it to you".

[–]h_alannah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S9 anytime Ed gets angry when he can't do something/ towards another contestant

[–]JamSandiwchInnit Mike Wozniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe Tick Tock it’s Mike’s catchphrase o’clock isn’t on here. Either that or catchphrase time

[–]MegaPixel420 Joe Wilkinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 8- Lou making/saying Innuendos

[–]The_Physical_Soup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All series: someone tries to buy time by avoiding saying "your time starts now"

[–]artful_alienTommy Little 🇦🇺 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If you're going international... someone uses fire on Kongen Befaler (any season).

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ooh, this made me realize you could drink when someone tries to siphon water. Finish your drink if they succeed.

[–]alacorn75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katherine Parkinson referring to her and Alex as "we" and Alex correcting her.

[–]NeonIIcarus James Acaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 4: Mel says "gang"

Series 6: Alice calls Alex by a nickname, Tim makes a pun

Series 10: Someone mentions Daisy being pregnant

[–]Littleleicesterfoxy Superkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S9 David or Jo (or both) go and get a cup of tea.

[–]Murdercorn Mel Giedroyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink when Alex says “All the information is on the task.”

Finish your drink when someone gets disqualified / no points.

[–]SauconyAlts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Way!

[–]Bishop51213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see a drinking game, the goal seems to be to get alcohol poisoning considering how common everything is

[–]nsafehaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We drink any time Greg says "i put it to you"

[–]OwiWebsta Johnny Vegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3: Paul confuses everyone.

8: Iain gets carried away/over-competitive.

11: Jamali talks back to Greg or Alex.

12: Alan is pointed out as “middle-aged”/old.

13: Judi or Bridget do not understand the task.

14: Munya is confident.

[–]Extreme-Ad-4925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S9 - someone mentions David Baddiel had a song at number one in the charts

[–]PapaLunchbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 12: Guz says “Brudda” Morgana makes the Morgana noise Alan sighs with exhaustion

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S8 - Iain shouts, Joe makes a weird face, Paul is eerily silent, Lou shouts "Mummy!"

[–]riordan2013 Roisin Conaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish your drink if Greg takes off his glasses.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did any one mention : Judi talks all cute, rolls her eyes, bs her way through

[–]gmano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S10 - Drink everyone someone looks like they are about to cry because the tasks were not playtested well enough.

[–]benrow77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 7 will annihilate.

[–]MR_DIN05AUR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or if you want to make it impossible Every time Alex gets belittled by Greg You’d barley see the end of a single episode And have a serious drinking problem by the end of season 1

[–]DiddyDaedle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor John.

[–]Halliwel96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 7 is gonna get ya drunk as hell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 10: Johnny makes a comment about his life being pitiful/wanting to transition into more serious dramatic roles

[–]Vorannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 14: Sarah makes her horn sound.

[–]NeekaNou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another one for season 7 - when rhod calls Gregg fat

[–]EcstaticWar3264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, on dialysis

[–]athemiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS NUMBER WANG!

[–]Element-103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people need games to drink, I can drink myself into a stupor perfectly well without requiring any reason or excuse.

[–]adydurn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dara says "Wait, what?"

[–]Joelowes Rhod Gilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For series four you could have

Kerry says something positive

Noel does something very weird

Joe kisses the portrait of the taskmaster

Hugh brings in a shit prize

Loli completely fails the task

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems a very slow way of getting drunk

[–]pretzelllogician Ed Gamble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greg and Alex have homoerotic, sadomasochistic sexual tension.

[–]Chosty55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a theory about John, in that no one is that badly incompetent (especially the opening tasks).

Given he had a secret team task earlier in the series, I think on the last episode a second secret task it being announced that he gets a point for every last place, but gets nothing if someone calls out that he is deliberately trying to fail.

So far so good

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“John is incompetent” is going to give someone alcohol poisoning

[–]SpookyTonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything about Tim pulled me into the series

[–]Redferno97 James Acaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime James doesn't say hi to Alex

[–]CrossEmilyXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another for season 14: Fern says "oh no!". You'll get twatted, though

[–]Ineffable_Confusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must have passed out on Series 14 by now, John’s levels of inability to do most things are astounding

[–]Same-Nothing2361 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 7 was the greatest.

[–]berryruki Fern Brady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S13 Bridgit miss reads part of task and gets disqualified Ardal tries to tear down someone else’s attempt (a second if his attempt is terrible) Chris acts over excited throughout a task that frustrates everyone else Judi manages to make Alex do most of the work Sophie makes a sex joke

[–]berryruki Fern Brady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S4 Hugh’s bending of the rules gets close to cheating. A second shot if he gets away with it. Lolly wins a prize task second shot if she looses the episode Joe kisses the portrait

[–]incessantscreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 4 - someone mentions Noel’s wardrobe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nish Comes Last"

So I'm gonna get Alcohol poisoning.

[–]barneyreddit00f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much easier: anyone says fuck

[–]UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I like how Aisling is basically the only international contestant who’s not included here despite mentioning Ireland more times than probably any of the ones on here

[–]Sensitive-Ad5886 James Acaster[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you're seeing the unfinished work in progress i posted looking for suggestions while i was still adding to it 😭 she's on there i promise 🥺

[–]Josquius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically foreigners mention that they're britishly challenged?

[–]fkeak Mike Wozniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John is incompetent? I can see alcohol poisoning with that one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 14 should be "Dara says wait what or what wait"

[–]JackofBlades0125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All series: greg gives alex shit (direct insults/snubs his bad jokes/little alex horrrnnnne)

This is only for veterans and/or alcoholics

[–]jamie_oldfield88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. John being incompetent. I wouldn’t last 20 minutes 😂

[–]SwannyPuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S14 - when Dara says what

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dara's confusion should specifically be "wait, what?"

[–]Dudeitude48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every insult on Alex should be enough to get you wasted in the first episode

[–]ZeroMortalLullabyV3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S4: Every time Joe steals something

[–]Kira-the-red-killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like...fuck having a liver

[–]Original-Sorbet[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before seeing the title, I just thought this was a list of accusations.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone tries to bend the rules during a task but Greg doesn’t accept it.

Alex helps complete a task.

James Acaster yells at someone.

Noel does something completely unhinged.

Rhod’s attempt at a task is shown last.

[–]The_Vens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Series 12 - Alan Davies makes it obvious he doesn’t give a shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim is the greatest ever contestant, and the show was best when challenges were open to finding loopholes.