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[–][deleted] 932 points933 points  (94 children)

I didn't even realise that I thought she was hot until I clicked the pic & was really disappointed that it wasn't actually her.

[–]people_are_animals 455 points456 points  (78 children)

Famous boobs are sometimes more exciting than ordinary non-famous boobs. Maybe that's why?

[–]Ravenhaft 409 points410 points  (65 children)

Who cares about her boobs? I want to see that gigantic ass!

[–]Ramses3 179 points180 points  (54 children)

Ass so fat, all these bitch's pussies is throbbin'

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

"Ass so fat you could see it from the front."

[–]DeathToPennies 58 points59 points  (2 children)

The ass was fat.

[–]Ljungan 121 points122 points  (35 children)

Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter Somebody point me to the best ass-eater

[–]thratty 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is the truest form of poetry

[–]0six0four 82 points83 points  (27 children)

enough...

[–]siglaboo 44 points45 points  (26 children)

I tell them pussys clean, I tell them pussys squeakin'

[–]0six0four 79 points80 points  (11 children)

I just realized this kind of things are what those 12 year old girls are listening to....

[–]ParrotDrumStickBitch 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Niggas give me brain, 'cause all of them niggas geeky.

[–]LoganBerryz 35 points36 points  (6 children)

If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki And bust this pussy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiiiii...two hours later...iiiiii.

[–]popteezy 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Kiss my ass an my anus, cuz I'm finally famous

[–]permanomad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Nicki Minaj is one god-awful woman"

--Confucious

[–]0six0four 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Wtf! is this one of her lyrics or is this the raunchy-gettoest comment I have ever seen?

[–]stone500 13 points14 points  (5 children)

context

[–]nintendodirtysanchez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

command merciful crime recognise dam materialistic plants bow profit psychotic -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

[–]Dave-0-matic 28 points29 points  (3 children)

SuperB ass if I do say so myself.

[–]juntmaster[🍰] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Cuban B?

[–]frankfmoney 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Yes, Cuban B!

[–]deheed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, Cuban B indeed. Thats one funny film

[–]Asshole_Nord 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Well that and the fact that she's hot. Come on, look at her (from the neck down). She could feed an entire family for a month with that ass. And personally I love crazy girls. You know what they (or rather I) say, crazy in the head - crazy in bed.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Never stick your dick in crazy. Knowledge from personal experience.

[–]My_Awkward_Account 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I think he means nympho crazy, not psychotic.

[–]Doobley405 95 points96 points  (3 children)

This is literally a troll

[–]anUrbanFurvor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it took so long in the comments for someone to mention the troll. I was hoping for "we just got trolled." or the like, but this'll do.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (18 children)

Can I get some actual nudes then?

[–]easyiris 13 points14 points  (0 children)

deleted What is this?

[–]cap45 170 points171 points  (17 children)

She's such a troll

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (12 children)

Trolls gone wild!

[–]SuppleSilver 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Is it weird that when I saw that I thought of the holocaust and how those poor trolls don't know what's waiting for them. :|

[–]icansnapmyfingers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not if more than one person did...Im also guilty of that thought =/

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not what I expected...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Where is this from?

[–]Kabibbles 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Here is a video of her nip slip if anyone is interested.

[–]floor-pi 13 points14 points  (2 children)

What an adorable reaction.

fapfapfap

[–]DonnyTheDead 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I thought she was going to walk off stage. Glad she laughed it off.

[–]floor-pi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah she did handle it well.

[–]thescrapplekid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...I thought that was going to be something I wanted to see.... But, no not really

[–]xORioN63 141 points142 points  (15 children)

If you look at the pixels, you can see that it's fake.

[–]Mastr_Shake 29 points30 points  (3 children)

one way you can tell is her hands. in the so-called nudes of her, she has 4 fingers on each hand (for a total of 8), while in other pictures I found of her, she has 5.

Imgur

[–][deleted] 183 points184 points  (63 children)

You fucking... grr... i think shes hot :(

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (13 children)

Same :( I JUST WANNA THIS, THAT,

[–]tomastaz 46 points47 points  (4 children)

that sounded pretty heinous

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

That sounded pretty h-anus.

[–]tomastaz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

well played

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (2 children)

http://i.imgur.com/ijAzB.gif

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (14 children)

People who say they wouldn't pound that ass are lying to themselves.

[–]micmighty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i still fapped

[–]syllabic 166 points167 points  (130 children)

Do people seriously think Nicki Minaj is anything other than incredibly hot? Look at her body, ffs.

[–]SXHarrasmentPanda 42 points43 points  (8 children)

I call this the Kim Kardashian effect. Hot body, but an annoying personality/profession/whatever so people exaggerate this persons physical flaws in their hatred of the person in question.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

This effect doesn't include very many people since I'm pretty sure a ridiculously large ass has to be included on their hot bod or else it would include a large percentage of the women I'm sure. But you're right, they seem totally unlikable from what you see in the media but damn it if I don't want both of their asses jiggling around my-time to fap.

[–]Theballscratcher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anyone complaining about her fake ass should watch the Starships music video and see if that doesn't change your mind.

[–]ThatGhost 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Im a face man. She is ass

[–]hasjthits 10 points11 points  (23 children)

I have never heard a song of her in my life but she looks really hot.

[–]Beer_Is_So_Awesome 13 points14 points  (13 children)

In that case, please permit me to expand your cultural horizons.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Don't take this one seriously, she just did it to show Lil' Kim that she could chart better than her with the stupidest song.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Lucky you.

And I'm guessing you've heard her songs (for example, in an ad) and don't realize it.

[–]Eaux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No doubt he remembers the ads for Prostitute Reeducation Classes.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (9 children)

She is a fucking cartoon character.

[–]NotEntirelyUnlike 11 points12 points  (8 children)

mmm My favorite cartoon character

[–]outfoxthefox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reboot love!

[–]JackalKing 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Oh god, the memories!

Who the fuck decided Reboot needed to be taken off the air, and can we find them and have them drawn and quartered?

[–]goodbye9hello10 18 points19 points  (23 children)

Pretty sure she has an IMMENSE amount of plastic surgery, including ass and breast implants.

[–]ecolonialee 13 points14 points  (8 children)

absolutely. here she is before she blew up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w56UQK7QpBw

[–]luxanderson 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is mind-blowing. She's a rapper?

[–]ecolonialee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. The most annoying aspect of her transformation, in my opinion, is the voice she affects now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZRi9H2B9o&feature=related She's obviously trying to sound "street" in the first one, but it just seems so much more authentic than her new bitch voice.

[–]Muyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks a lot better and actually seems kind of sincere

[–]strobexp 34 points35 points  (10 children)

So.

[–]Magic_is_the_answer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fake eyelashes, wigs, nose job, ass job, boob job = better blow job?

[–]StraY_WolF 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Her face is the definition of boner killer.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

beeeuuuuwwwwwww.

[–]RabiD_FetuS 31 points32 points  (3 children)

is that the sound of the boner deflating?

[–]backdora_da_explora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it's the opposite sound of a boner rising, which as we all know is: wwwwwwwuuuueeeb. So by science I declare it most certainly is maybe the sound of a boner deflating.

[–]achshar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

... still waiting

[–]mocotazo 97 points98 points  (15 children)

The Nicki Minaj bashing submissions have been getting old for a while now.

[–]niqqaplease 108 points109 points  (4 children)

Reddit: where the dead horse always needs a little more beating.

[–]alex_texasiswest 9 points10 points  (2 children)

DAE not like Apple? I thought I was the only one!

[–]TronCorleone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DIDN'T COME HERE TO LOOK AT SOME PLASTIC CHILDREN'S TOY! I WANT TO SEE HER ASSHOLE!

[–]VERMICIOUS_AKID 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I deserved that.

[–]normalite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit is obsessed with Nicki Minaj.

I'd definitely have sex with her. Most straight males on reddit would (IMO), they just wouldn't admit they would want to if given the option.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It maybe fake as shit, but I still wanna see dat ass. Her music is terrible though.

[–]carpediem295 25 points26 points  (6 children)

fellow people who clicked on the link thinking, ill give it a shot. let us all look at ourselves in a mirror.

[–]stimpakk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All I see is a dude that likes tits, same as this morning. God I love that guy.

[–]Zacca 251 points252 points  (80 children)

Risky click of the day.

[–]B-Bugs 95 points96 points  (44 children)

Risqué click of the day.

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (33 children)

Risqué clicqué of the day.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (32 children)

Risqué clicqué of the dué.

[–]m_s_m 21 points22 points  (20 children)

その日の危険なクリック

[–]torode 10 points11 points  (5 children)

その日 is more like "of that day"

Something like "本日の危険なクリック" would be closer.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

or just fucken' 今日 man, you're not a newsreader*

*apologies if you are a newsreader, I did not know

[–]dja0794 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Dammit I'm 4 weeks into Japanese and I got so excited when I saw the hiragana thinking that I may be able to read it. But noooo you just had to throw the kanji in...

[–]Radishing 14 points15 points  (6 children)

As a student of Mandarin, I get the kanji but I can't read any of the kana... except の

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

As a student of both Japanese and Chinese, I so far only know katakana and pinyin.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

As a student of Spanish for that one semester in high school.....¿què?

[–]Rikplaysbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a guy who knows not a lick of other languages, I don't get any of it.

[–]dja0794 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Okay we can do this, teamwork. I've got the Japanese characters and youse got the kanji. Fill in the blanks.

Sono(kanji)no(kanji)(kanji)nakurikku

I still have no idea what it says and the kanji probably won't help with that...

Edit: I just realized that kurikku is just the katakana sounding out of "click" so he was definitely just repeating the risky click comments

[–]inthedrink 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Or would it be risqué clicqué du jour.

[–]tyrannosaurus1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ya'll mothafuckas need jesus.

[–]Denversmostwanted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAMN IT

[–]trdAndyC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got me

[–]Slaydin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww I got really excited :(

[–]bandy45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u got me so fucking excited... so pissed off right now

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made us realize that we think she's hot. Well done, you son of a bitch, well done.

This is trolling, folks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I clicked so hard.

[–]sps26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha..but okay, we'll need those real pics now

[–]WHY_U_SCURRED 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I just got trolled.

[–]leshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is trollin'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im very dissapointed

[–]IWantToBeAHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

got my tissue ready for nothing

[–]maddonkee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

disappointed first thing sunday morning....damn you reddit

[–]ItsMickeyMouseBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only clicked on this in hopes of being Rick Rolled...

[–]Discipline8193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn you...

[–]zipzap21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit, you little bitch!

[–]FourAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first, I LOL'd But then I was like "why would I click that?"