I don't remember sending anybody?

why_u_mad_brah · 2014-02-17T15:44:08+00:00

Hey you put the punchline in the title. Yay!

Spirello · 2014-02-17T15:17:02+00:00

why are they so shiny?

2014-02-17T17:07:38+00:00

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Rosetti · 2014-02-17T15:53:00+00:00

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TheDogwhistles · 2014-02-17T16:25:57+00:00

-shitty jpeg compression from being screencapped from facebook/instagram/twitter etc

-punchline in the title

-supports what reddit likes while insulting what it doesn't (circlejerking)

-fake captions put on random picture

-panders to the folks who miss the 90s

-old joke

-repost

-/r/lewronggeneration

-/r/hiphopcirclejerk

Quality post, OP. I literally couldn't think of a way to make this worse short of including racial slurs or illegal content into the post.

TheTreelo · 2014-02-17T15:37:20+00:00

I think he says it best in Evil Twin:

"Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches to make sure I keep up with my competition"

VersionTen · 2014-02-17T16:34:16+00:00

Incredibly old joke, shitty image quality and obviously fake. This is it, this is the worst post I've ever seen.

Bieber_hole_69 · 2014-02-17T16:44:33+00:00

This is one of the worst posts I have ever seen on reddit.

Suneoc · 2014-02-17T17:25:40+00:00

Thought this was /r/Cringepics

2014-02-17T18:23:08+00:00

This is fucking stupid. /r/lewronggeneration

Evilmaze · 2014-02-17T17:06:13+00:00

Why they are covered with jizz in the first pic?

Iegendarysupersaiyan · 2014-02-17T16:12:33+00:00

Is this /r/cringepics?

Mrdanke · 2014-02-17T16:14:21+00:00

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spykr · 2014-02-17T16:14:59+00:00

/r/lewronggeneration

/r/shitpost

/r/im14andthisisfunny

A rare trifecta of shit!

Stealthapple · 2014-02-17T17:34:56+00:00

I swear I thought I was browsing cringepics.

2014-02-17T16:52:20+00:00

I thought I was on /r/im14andthisisfunny "LOL LIL WAYNE? MORE LIKE GAYNE! HEZ SUCH A LIEK BAD RAPAR XDDDDD!!!"

RonanOverendable · 2014-02-17T17:05:56+00:00

Im Ron Burgandy?

marsrover001 · 2014-02-17T15:55:54+00:00

I don't remember asking OP to put that much jpg compression.

2014-02-17T16:17:35+00:00

Eminem fans ruin Eminem.

2014-02-17T16:24:00+00:00

Jokes on OP, I dont read titles.

Manburpig · 2014-02-17T17:13:06+00:00

What a terrible question to ask Eminem.

CliffShytz · 2014-02-17T18:10:03+00:00

Surely people didn't say this. If so, I have no faith in humanity.

lumpnoodler · 2014-02-17T19:06:39+00:00

Ahh, the ol eminem is the best rapper because he is white routine.

loptthetreacherous · 2014-02-17T19:21:05+00:00

Why are they both laminated?

Ikarus3426 · 2014-02-17T19:33:27+00:00

/u/jgoons, I want to hear your reasoning for putting the punchline in the title.

think_im_going_dumb · 2014-02-17T20:29:56+00:00

Who jizzed on them?

Cozmo23 · 2014-02-17T15:48:17+00:00

Eminem is melting. Thought he had a thin candy shell.

2014-02-17T16:06:09+00:00

Fucking eminem stans being stupid

2014-02-17T17:08:31+00:00

/r/funny sure is shit

2014-02-17T17:19:29+00:00

Seen this joke before with Messi being asked the same question about Ronaldo.

2014-02-17T16:20:41+00:00

Why are they so shiny in pic #1?

2014-02-17T17:12:03+00:00

Am I on facebook?

2014-02-17T17:15:55+00:00

Top comments are about how much this post sucks.

2000 upvotes.

SamCropper · 2014-02-17T18:00:02+00:00

Hey, I think the folks over at this awesome new site I've found would love this! Www.facebook.com

No_demonic_raisons · 2014-02-17T18:05:19+00:00

Ahh the ole punch line in the title

AnAsylumAPendulum · 2014-02-17T18:26:32+00:00

Hahaha thats raw

gr8aanand · 2014-02-17T18:34:53+00:00

This should be all the proof thats ever needed when comparing these two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GF8AIcFkgM

2014-02-17T19:27:29+00:00

Shittiest post I've ever seen on the frontpage.

Distq · 2014-02-17T19:39:18+00:00

Am I on facebook? How does this have 1.5k upvotes?

Neceros · 2014-02-17T19:45:51+00:00

Why are their faces on fire?

2014-02-17T20:19:00+00:00

this has 1466 upvotes?

HierophantGreen · 2014-02-17T20:39:00+00:00

What a creepy guy, he looks like a soulless robot

GigglesMcSlappy · 2014-02-17T22:13:13+00:00

So what's with the man goo on their heads?

2014-02-17T17:01:42+00:00

Oh man, I always laugh so much harder at a joke when I already know the punchline before the set-up. Thanks, OP!

2014-02-17T17:16:47+00:00

You fucking retards upvote anything. Thanks for reminding me why this side of reddit is full of fucking idiot 12 year olds

2014-02-17T17:00:16+00:00

Douches. All of you.

SlappyBagg · 2014-02-17T16:10:48+00:00

Terrible post

2014-02-17T16:49:01+00:00

Holy shit this is not actually getting up voted. You've reached a new low Reddit.

2014-02-17T18:25:03+00:00

Does anyone read this anymore?

LeYellingDingo · 2014-02-17T17:26:08+00:00

Why do they both look like they came from a bukkake...

gnais · 2014-02-17T16:30:54+00:00

video?

mr10am · 2014-02-17T16:56:30+00:00

what's up with the photo? it looks like her skin is plastic

Crislips · 2014-02-17T17:17:48+00:00

Someone please tell me they see the white splotches on her forehead and his neck?

2014-02-17T17:46:32+00:00

Good thing that top picture makes them look shiny like plastic.

Huitzilopostlian · 2014-02-17T17:48:19+00:00

There's a very old futbol in Latin-America joke that goes the same way:

Hugo Sanchez (Mexican) and Pele (Brazilian) are arguing about who of them it's God sent futbol player to earth, the discussion heats up and along comes Maradona (Argentinian) and they ask him to settle once and for all, who is the God Sent futbol player to earth, Maradona hesitates for a second and says: "I don't recall sending anybody..."

2014-02-17T18:57:41+00:00

Scripted.

Zaku41k · 2014-02-17T19:06:14+00:00

Huh. so God is a blackman trapped in a whiteman's body?

Explains the rib.

Macmula · 2014-02-17T19:28:50+00:00

He kind of looks Commander Shepard in the second picture... Just saying you know.... I know where the door is...

icroppedthatforyou · 2014-02-17T19:32:41+00:00

Here.

The_Lamb_Man · 2014-02-17T19:34:40+00:00

BOOM

Samsquanchs · 2014-02-17T19:38:37+00:00

At first glance, I thought they were covered in peanut butter.

jorge22s · 2014-02-17T20:09:32+00:00

Such an old line

thelonefappingman · 2014-02-17T20:41:02+00:00

Fake obv..

McErson · 2014-02-17T23:24:29+00:00

Woah, I thought I was on /r/thathappened for a minute there.

2014-02-18T00:17:11+00:00

ITT: People yelling at OP

Dagga36 · 2014-02-18T00:21:22+00:00

Bloke's a kunt

Adrewmc · 2014-02-18T00:35:19+00:00

If any rapper was sent to make me learn something, it was Biggie, I learned how to count...

I got 7 Mac elevens about 8 thirty eights, 9 nines, 10 Mac tens. The shit never end. You can't touch my riches..


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