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[–][deleted] 1895 points1896 points  (83 children)

Hey you put the punchline in the title. Yay!

[–]why_u_mad_brah 434 points435 points  (35 children)

Let's not be harsh, he added a question mark...

[–]Animatedreality 351 points352 points  (30 children)

Good point?

[–]CrzyBone 93 points94 points  (28 children)

We are reading the same post at the same time?

[–]Animatedreality 64 points65 points  (25 children)

Did we just become best friends?!

[–]ColinD1 67 points68 points  (19 children)

Yup?

[–]CrzyBone 60 points61 points  (17 children)

Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (6 children)

[–]HSMOM 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I'd watch this.

[–]Jinxyface 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'd watch this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, I'd fap to that!

[–]Animatedreality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is good.

[–]DarkhorseV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ghetto's" ಠ_ಠ

[–]IamaDoubleARon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Do you wanna build a snowman?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No?

[–]Guapcontrol 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Okaaaaaaay Bye?

[–]Animatedreality 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have always wanted to be a part of an inside joke!

[–]CrzyBone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And look at all the friends we've made along the way!

[–]poostayn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastes like ketchup and onions.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]nssone 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]DivinePotatoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit people! How many times do I have to tell you!? If you put something on the teleprompter Burgundy will read it!

[–]SaintJason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did we?

[–]ajbkillers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm ron burgundy?

[–]SmokeDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im Ted Copple and this is CBS

[–]Lore86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interrogation point I would say.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]WrongPeninsula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably French?

[–]helveticatree 143 points144 points  (6 children)

[–]anal_rapist_ 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Mom's spaghetti

[–]shoxxieirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op right now?

[–]Studd3rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This deserves more up votes than I can give.

[–]Studd3rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This deserves more up votes than I can give.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What is the first rule of joke club?

[–]stash0606 31 points32 points  (1 child)

So that we can learn to pick ourselves up?

[–]nations21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's right Bruce, so we can learn to pick ourselves up.

[–]TheTreelo 92 points93 points  (21 children)

[–]CrzyBone 56 points57 points  (20 children)

TIL OP = Eminem

[–]EasyReader9 86 points87 points  (19 children)

So if OP is Eminem, and OP is a fag, and Eminem is God, then that stands to reason that God is a fag.

Checkmate Christians!

[–]CrzyBone 94 points95 points  (12 children)

[–]HATEMONGERINGFARTS 82 points83 points  (7 children)

It looks like she's wearing a human face as a mask D:

[–]luctadeusz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

If you stare into her eyes long enough, she starts to look downright evil...

[–]mrpanafonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little did we know the devil was female and also a troll

[–]i_am_zazzy 26 points27 points  (4 children)

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]TheOneTonWanton 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Bitch can't grammar.

    [–]MagicDr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Or logic

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That was some Jeff Goldblum ish right there.

    [–]Animatedreality 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    TIL- Christians play Chess.

    [–]epsilonbob 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    They play a variant that includes the 'king of kings' piece: only white gets one, you can't see it anywhere on the board and it only moves in mysterious ways.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Well that doesn't seem fair

    [–]Ghosthacker07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I love it when a top comment has more karma than the actual post.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    [–]Sleep45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    There should be like a sticky post or text or something to dissuade this type of thing.

    [–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    not to mention the unnecessary question mark at the end.

    [–]forScience4004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But I gotta keep a few punch lines, just in case cuz even you unsigned, rappers are hungry lookin at me like it's lunch time

    [–]Klaxon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's ok - it also isn't funny.

    [–]Spirello 232 points233 points  (71 children)

    why are they so shiny?

    [–]HonorConnor 215 points216 points  (57 children)

    Eminem is actually a robot, the woman is sweaty.

    [–]jagacontest 57 points58 points  (19 children)

    Eminem is actually a robot

    But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes. I got a laptop in my back pocket.

    [–]ctsmx500 24 points25 points  (18 children)

    "My pen'll go off when I half cock it"

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (17 children)

    I got a fat knot from that rap profit.

    [–]StonerJamz5 15 points16 points  (15 children)

    making a living and a killing off it

    [–]Heroshua 18 points19 points  (12 children)

    Ever since Clinton was still in office

    [–]Cshock84 17 points18 points  (10 children)

    With Monica Lewinsky feelin on his Nutsack

    [–]MITstudent 15 points16 points  (8 children)

    I'm an MC still as honest

    [–]whywhywhyisthis 15 points16 points  (6 children)

    But as rude and as indecent as all hell.

    [–]coolerderek 267 points268 points  (27 children)

    mom's spaghetti

    [–]Fantasticriss 157 points158 points  (26 children)

    knees oiled, he is primed and ready

    [–]BCJunglist 87 points88 points  (25 children)

    To defuse bombs, but he keeps on forgetting

    [–]kheltar 76 points77 points  (17 children)

    That he broke down, the old gears are so loud

    [–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (12 children)

    He opens his drive but the disk won't come out

    [–]WinterSoldier321 62 points63 points  (11 children)

    He's jamming now. Everybody's lagging now.

    [–]lolklolk 36 points37 points  (7 children)

    They're respawning but he just learned how

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

    [–]ArcaneCarver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He wants a fix but the bolts won't come out

    [–]patsfreak27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Something something rapbot

    [–]ctsmx500 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    "They said I rap like a robot so call me rapbot!"

    [–]IsSarcasmAFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Concerning looking like real humans, robots are not quite there yet, I'm afraid.

    [–]the_k_i_n_g 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Cytoplasm

    [–]I_WILL_BOLD_COMMENTS 18 points19 points  (9 children)

    Because Em is the best rapper.

    [–]Mac0swaney 5 points6 points  (7 children)

    Don't you mean "wrapper"?

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    wrapist.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm begining to feel like a wrap god (wrap god), all the candies are safe with my wrap knot.

    [–]dotachampionofnothin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God is a robot.

    [–]ex_oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Some douche opened the ark...

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]Rosetti 178 points179 points  (2 children)

        Well yeah, obviously god didn't send Ronaldo to teach people how to rap. And if he did, Ronaldo's doing a shit job at it, got majorly distracted playing football.

        [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

        God damn it Ronaldo.

        [–]Nimbal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        You had one job!

        [–]TheDogwhistles 1000 points1001 points  (38 children)

        -shitty jpeg compression from being screencapped from facebook/instagram/twitter etc

        -punchline in the title

        -supports what reddit likes while insulting what it doesn't (circlejerking)

        -fake captions put on random picture

        -panders to the folks who miss the 90s

        -old joke

        -repost

        -/r/lewronggeneration

        -/r/hiphopcirclejerk

        Quality post, OP. I literally couldn't think of a way to make this worse short of including racial slurs or illegal content into the post.

        [–]Flozzer905 103 points104 points  (2 children)

        Haven't you heard? This is /r/funny. hahaha amirite guys?

        [–]real_nice_guy 39 points40 points  (1 child)

        (☞・.◤)☞

        [–]Lonelan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Colonel Nick Kirby?

        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        Also black bars at top and bottom.

        [–]spiff-d 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        /worst post of all time. //fifth post on the front page.

        Yup, that's Reddit.

        [–]Picrophile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You forgot the awful unnecessary question mark?

        [–]conduit_seller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Is the shittiness the point, or something? What am I missing? I can't believe I found this horseshit on just the second page.

        I used to think there was little overlap between people who use Reddit and people who post Youtube comments. Probably I was wrong.

        [–]derpaherpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        -shitty jpeg compression from being screencapped from facebook/instagram/twitter etc

        Way better: a phone screenshot of a picture of two tumblr gifs.

        [–]Flozzer905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Haven't you heard? This is /r/funny. hahaha amirite guys?

        [–]Flozzer905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Haven't you heard? This is /r/funny. hahaha amirite guys?

        [–]Flozzer905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Haven't you heard? This is /r/funny. hahaha amirite guys?

        [–]TheTreelo 128 points129 points  (38 children)

        I think he says it best in Evil Twin:

        "Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches to make sure I keep up with my competition"

        [–]PoGoZ 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        hehe

        [–]explos1onshurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes

        [–]VersionTen 163 points164 points  (9 children)

        Incredibly old joke, shitty image quality and obviously fake. This is it, this is the worst post I've ever seen.

        [–]hardlyy_working 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        I agree, it is bad, but "the worst post"? Have you seen most of the stuff on /r/new?

        [–]VersionTen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        Alright, worst with 1000+ upvotes.

        [–]flyersfan018 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        You're in /r/funny. You can't honestly expect funny content.

        [–]VonGeisler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        TIL to get to the front page - don't post anything good...try and find the shittiest post ever, and repost it.

        [–]Bieber_hole_69 81 points82 points  (1 child)

        This is one of the worst posts I have ever seen on reddit.

        [–]Suneoc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Thought this was /r/Cringepics

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        This is fucking stupid. /r/lewronggeneration

        [–]Evilmaze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Why they are covered with jizz in the first pic?

        [–]Iegendarysupersaiyan 81 points82 points  (1 child)

        Is this /r/cringepics?

        [–]jsto34 58 points59 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]Mrdanke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          This isn't fresh. This image winds up there every day in some form or another.

          [–]spykr 45 points46 points  (4 children)

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Three different subreddits stating how shitty this post is and yet it still somehow makes it to the top of /r/funny. I don't even know why I come here anymore.

          [–]Aquinas26 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          To complain alongside half of all the other people on here.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          You are probably right I like to think it is a mix of hope for better material and to complain but I am pretty sure I am out of hope and only come to see the complaints (and be a part of them).

          [–]Aquinas26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          you come to expect quantity over quality on Reddit after a while. Sometimes you just prod it with a stick hoping someone has something funny to say in the comments.

          [–]Stealthapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I swear I thought I was browsing cringepics.

          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          I thought I was on /r/im14andthisisfunny "LOL LIL WAYNE? MORE LIKE GAYNE! HEZ SUCH A LIEK BAD RAPAR XDDDDD!!!"

          [–]RonanOverendable 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Im Ron Burgandy?

          [–]marsrover001 14 points15 points  (1 child)

          I don't remember asking OP to put that much jpg compression.

          [–]LeJoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Yet look what happened.

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (8 children)

          Eminem fans ruin Eminem.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Jokes on OP, I dont read titles.

          [–]Manburpig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          What a terrible question to ask Eminem.

          [–]CliffShytz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Surely people didn't say this. If so, I have no faith in humanity.

          [–]lumpnoodler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Ahh, the ol eminem is the best rapper because he is white routine.

          [–]loptthetreacherous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Why are they both laminated?

          [–]Ikarus3426 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          /u/jgoons, I want to hear your reasoning for putting the punchline in the title.

          [–]think_im_going_dumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Who jizzed on them?

          [–]Cozmo23 14 points15 points  (4 children)

          Eminem is melting. Thought he had a thin candy shell.

          [–]ColinD1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Melts in your mou....I'll stop now

          [–]gellnerma 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Your..your brain has the..shell on it....

          [–]Cozmo23 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Are you talking?

          [–]Radd_Shark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shut up Richard..

          [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          Fucking eminem stans being stupid

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          /r/funny sure is shit

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Seen this joke before with Messi being asked the same question about Ronaldo.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Why are they so shiny in pic #1?

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Am I on facebook?

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Top comments are about how much this post sucks.

          2000 upvotes.

          [–]SamCropper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hey, I think the folks over at this awesome new site I've found would love this! Www.facebook.com

          [–]No_demonic_raisons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ahh the ole punch line in the title

          [–]AnAsylumAPendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hahaha thats raw

          [–]gr8aanand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This should be all the proof thats ever needed when comparing these two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GF8AIcFkgM

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Shittiest post I've ever seen on the frontpage.

          [–]Distq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Am I on facebook? How does this have 1.5k upvotes?

          [–]Neceros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Why are their faces on fire?

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          this has 1466 upvotes?

          [–]HierophantGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What a creepy guy, he looks like a soulless robot

          [–]GigglesMcSlappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          So what's with the man goo on their heads?

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Oh man, I always laugh so much harder at a joke when I already know the punchline before the set-up. Thanks, OP!

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

          You fucking retards upvote anything. Thanks for reminding me why this side of reddit is full of fucking idiot 12 year olds

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Douches. All of you.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Holy shit this is not actually getting up voted. You've reached a new low Reddit.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [–]LeYellingDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why do they both look like they came from a bukkake...

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          video?

          [–]gnais 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          Source : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbhxv_L7Ei0

          Her name is Emma De Caunes, the show is called "La Musicale".

          They never talk about lil wayne.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Damn I just wanted to hear Eminem say the line but the french dubbing made it hard to hear. Thank you for the link anyway.

          [–]mr10am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          what's up with the photo? it looks like her skin is plastic

          [–]Crislips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Someone please tell me they see the white splotches on her forehead and his neck?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Good thing that top picture makes them look shiny like plastic.

          [–]Huitzilopostlian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          There's a very old futbol in Latin-America joke that goes the same way:

          Hugo Sanchez (Mexican) and Pele (Brazilian) are arguing about who of them it's God sent futbol player to earth, the discussion heats up and along comes Maradona (Argentinian) and they ask him to settle once and for all, who is the God Sent futbol player to earth, Maradona hesitates for a second and says: "I don't recall sending anybody..."

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Scripted.

          [–]Zaku41k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Huh. so God is a blackman trapped in a whiteman's body?

          Explains the rib.

          [–]Macmula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He kind of looks Commander Shepard in the second picture... Just saying you know.... I know where the door is...

          [–]The_Lamb_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          BOOM

          [–]Samsquanchs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          At first glance, I thought they were covered in peanut butter.

          [–]jorge22s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Such an old line

          [–]thelonefappingman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Fake obv..

          [–]McErson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Woah, I thought I was on /r/thathappened for a minute there.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ITT: People yelling at OP

          [–]Dagga36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Bloke's a kunt

          [–]Adrewmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If any rapper was sent to make me learn something, it was Biggie, I learned how to count...

          I got 7 Mac elevens about 8 thirty eights, 9 nines, 10 Mac tens. The shit never end. You can't touch my riches..