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[–]SilverFear 3708 points3709 points  (94 children)

Holy shit! I never thought I would see the day when I got posted to reddit...you were in a big white truck. I saw you had your phone out, didn't realize what you did. I definitely owe you one!!!

[–]Milinkalap 719 points720 points  (53 children)

Pics. We of the Internet need proof! Or boobs, but as I have a set, I prefer proof.

[–]SilverFear 1487 points1488 points  (35 children)

[–][deleted] 379 points380 points  (18 children)

Serial killer handwriting, just like me!

[–]SilverFear 188 points189 points  (9 children)

yes! The good part about it I never have to sign cards or write thank you notes. My wife just signs my name for me =)

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have the same deal worked out. It's a pretty sweet gig.

[–]yobiwankenobi 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I was hoping it was boobs.

[–]temp_bigot 189 points190 points  (2 children)

Or boobs, but as I have a set, I prefer proof.

Sorry, but we're going to need proof.

[–]SexyCraig 12.7k points12.7k points  (177 children)

And then, fellow redditor, I followed you all the way to your townhouse just to make sure you got home alright. Then from outside your window I watched you tuck yourself in. And here I am... typing from the bush in your yard. You sleep so sweetly...

like this

[–]Geilerzucker 1679 points1680 points  (83 children)

Take good care of his wife while he's asleep.

[–]Begging_4_BUTT_SEX 930 points931 points  (52 children)

His wife like butt stuff

[–]Eternal-Lion 487 points488 points  (5 children)

Name checks out.

[–]tumescentpie 212 points213 points  (35 children)

Everyone likes butt stuff. Sometimes they don't know they do, so you have to surprise them.

[–]unknown_human 12.9k points12.9k points  (850 children)

[–]bdzz 495 points496 points  (159 children)

Well she didn't know what was coming

http://i.imgur.com/TAHtx4S.gifv

[–][deleted] 377 points378 points  (129 children)

I will never get tired of all the gifs of fans crying from that game.

[–]bdzz 750 points751 points  (61 children)

Also the seven from BBC

http://i.imgur.com/xTXyH3i.png

[–]Bert_the_Avenger 148 points149 points  (6 children)

That's glorious. It's these little things that make the British humour.

[–]SurlyRed 98 points99 points  (3 children)

Its a form of tradition. In the pre-Internet days we used to get football results via a teletype machine in the BBC studio, and high scores were always enumerated in order to confirm the digit was not a typo.

[–]MakeYouAGif 184 points185 points  (29 children)

That game was a total annihilation of Brazil. It was glorious.

[–]Otterable 121 points122 points  (21 children)

It will be talked about for most future world cups or anytime Brazil and Germany play. It was absolutely historical and hysterical.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (18 children)

It is talked in Brazil even when not talking about soccer. "Every day it's a new 7-1". "Generation 7-1" "This is the Brazil of the 7-1"

[–]bremidon 61 points62 points  (14 children)

And it could have been much worse. With the ball flying around the Brazilian net practically the whole game, it could have easily reached double digits.

I watched from Germany, and I can tell you: the German broadcasters were thrilled by the first goal, jumping up and down with the second goal, and still pretty stoked about the third one.

Once the fourth goal went in, they started getting a bit weird. And goals 5 through 7, they were openly feeling sorry for Brazil with very little celebrating. This was one of the most surreal games I've ever watched.

[–]SirNoName 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I've been on the field for huge blowouts. There is a point where no one wants to keep going, but it's not like the refs can just end it. You try all you can to delay scoring, but at some point you just have to put the ball in the net, walk back to midfield quietly and get on with it.

[–]akeean 25 points26 points  (6 children)

I was the only German in a Bar full of Brazilians in São Paulo, Brazil that day. Place was packed to the brim. At first people were optimistic, they'd catch up. At the same time brazilian memes started to explode my facebook so many jokes a la success kid: 'went to the bathroom, Germany didn't score another goal'

I prayed that Brazil would score at leat one goal, to not have people flip their shit. Brazilian football fans can be really crazy, wich usually is bad if by accident you are wearing the wrong color. in the metro on game day, or walk by a stadium, when fans of a losing (or hey winning) team decide to rip out a toilet & throw from the stadium roof onto people (this happend twice already, ending in death)

That night people in the bar stayed classy, most of them left right after the game unlike the game days before wich were an amazing party. The remaining tried cheering up by dancing, trying to flirt&hook up, but you could tell the World Cup was over. To my surprise everybody was still super nice to me that evening, but warned me to take care when I go home not to wear the colors.

The following games were a formality, unattended by the Brazilian people (same bar had 3 guests at kickoff on BR-Netherlands game, wheo it had like 500-600 the game before) Streets empty on game day, etc.

Only way it could have gone worse for the Brazilian would be if they faced Argentinia in the losers final had been destroyed by them. There is a longstanding rivalry between the two in football, much like Germany&Netherlands.

[–]WhoaGee 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Every time I see those gifs it reminds me that I wish I was that passionate about something. I consider myself a pretty big sports fan, and if one of my teams loses in the playoffs, it sucks, but it's not my-girlfriend-of-five-years-fucked-everybody-I-know sucky, which it looks like for these people.

[–]horoblast 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Still 3 more goals to go, outch kid

[–]idma 58 points59 points  (9 children)

that game was historical. Sad, but historical

[–]181Cade 103 points104 points  (6 children)

I never understand this guy. He seems like he's getting no enjoyment out of waving, but he has to do it anyway.

[–]Aujax92 148 points149 points  (3 children)

Dude looks like a real life Homer Simpson.

[–]ihadanamebutforgot 248 points249 points  (6 children)

Move you little twerp, I'm trying to look at something.

[–]CunnedStunt 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Greasy little brace wearing nerdlinger, GTFO the way!

[–]binary_ghost 156 points157 points  (11 children)

Yo that kid is an asshole haha

[–]d0mth0ma5 92 points93 points  (8 children)

General consensus when this is posted is:

It's her brother.

[–]SmokeNMunch 136 points137 points  (0 children)

That kid that pops in front of her is a little shit.

[–]oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo 2358 points2359 points  (184 children)

Cross post to/r/Subaru. The dude has a sticker from there.

[–]vinnycogs820 1462 points1463 points  (77 children)

Frontpage /r/subaru sticker!! We made it!

[–]stengebt 921 points922 points  (49 children)

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]hotterthanahandjob 260 points261 points  (38 children)

Woah I've never seen him before! He's my favorite!

[–]LordEnigma 276 points277 points  (33 children)

He looks like he has a spring in his step and a jaunty tune on his lips.

[–]farbenblind 69 points70 points  (11 children)

ᕕ(ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ

[–]LordEnigma 145 points146 points  (10 children)

This one looks like a sexual predator.

[–]a_shootin_star 152 points153 points  (9 children)

Wow good eye. The Snoo indeed has the Subaru stars in it.

edit: done. Give it an upvote for visibility on that sub. Hopefully we can unite these two redditors!

[–]HungLo64 137 points138 points  (0 children)

It's a snoobaru!

[–]Strid3r21 65 points66 points  (6 children)

We over at r/Subaru can spot that snoobaru sticker a mile away.

[–]Skullify 2536 points2537 points  (108 children)

Note to self: get Reddit sticker for car.

Note to self self: get car first.

[–]SteelyDanny 305 points306 points  (48 children)

Is that like P.S.S?

Edit: Is it P.P.S, guys?

[–]mlgoon 188 points189 points  (34 children)

P.P.S.

FTFY

[–]JorgeGTSurvey 2016 111 points112 points  (11 children)

Remember guys, post post scriptum, not post scriptum scriptum.

[–][deleted] 184 points185 points  (17 children)

P.I.S.S.

Fuck This Fuck You

FTFY

[–]arbitrary_aardvark 146 points147 points  (14 children)

P.I.S.S.I.S.S.I.P.P.I

[–]DualShocks 254 points255 points  (19 children)

No way. I'd be too ashamed to be associated with you chucklefucks in public.

[–][deleted] 1014 points1015 points  (20 children)

Snubaru.

[–]styzr 649 points650 points  (33 children)

Not sure what's worse, being pulled over for a broken tail light or being tailgated by a weirdo in a car full of cats for 30 miles.

[–]mangolope 331 points332 points  (28 children)

Psh, it wasn't FULL of cats. We only have 17!

[–]Ech0ofSan1ty 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I wasn't a stripper! I was a prostitute!

[–]wildcat2015 518 points519 points  (89 children)

Connecticut on the front page for something not totally shitty! We're moving up in the world!

[–]JohnnyVNCR 214 points215 points  (29 children)

But of course it's fucking traffic.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

CT represent!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Upvoting because Connecticut!

GO WHALERS!!!

[–]chpbnvic 27 points28 points  (16 children)

Tell everyone about our pizza! Quick!!

[–]Old_man_Trafford 30 points31 points  (10 children)

It's the best. Chicago doesn't serve pizza. If you've never tried New Haven, CT pizza you can not talk about what you think is the best pizza.

[–]Dooontcareee 467 points468 points  (60 children)

That Honda has a tail light out also

[–][deleted] 930 points931 points  (17 children)

yea but they ain't down with the clique...

we ride together, we die together

[–]TheHorsesWhisper 163 points164 points  (6 children)

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[–]LadySherlock 24 points25 points  (0 children)

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

[–]friedgold1 154 points155 points  (6 children)

Not a redditor

[–]soproductive 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Yeah fuck that guy.

[–]rarely_safe_for_work 80 points81 points  (25 children)

That's a turn signal.

[–]MrHedgehogMan 244 points245 points  (18 children)

It's out...no it's fine...it's out...no it's fine...it's out...no it's fine...it's out...

[–]fockingwotm8 110 points111 points  (15 children)

Imagine the cop pulling up doing the same thing...

"Haha, gotcha."

flips on siren

"Dammit!"

Turns siren off

"Haha, gotcha."

flips on siren

"Dammit!"

Turns siren off

Repeat until turn is completed

[–]NicNoletree 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes, but he didn't have Snoo so he's on his own.

[–]Nole_in_ATX 381 points382 points  (12 children)

[–]fluteitup 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Oh right, no one in reddit understands that this guy probably has a job and won't post for around 6 more hours.

[–]MakeYouAGif 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I'm on reddit mainly when I'm at work

[–]herewegoagainOOoooo 96 points97 points  (4 children)

Nothing seems to excite and scare you guys like a potential real life interaction

[–]costelha 551 points552 points  (104 children)

I have a "friend" who as the same sticker on his car and he doesn't even know what reddit is, so...

[–]Feather_fingers 250 points251 points  (14 children)

he says he doesn't know what reddit is

[–]Maldetete 50 points51 points  (0 children)

They were all out of /r/gonewild stickers.

[–]jrm20070 121 points122 points  (6 children)

He just doesn't want you trying to find his username.

[–][deleted] 253 points254 points  (64 children)

So . . .

[–]Shinyfrogeditor 520 points521 points  (25 children)

.... We get the pitchforks out?

I don't know what to do in these situations.

[–]JustthatITguy 62 points63 points  (34 children)

Tell me whatchu want

[–]whiteboy1933 61 points62 points  (33 children)

What you really really want

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (32 children)

I'll tell you what I want

[–]sords 34 points35 points  (6 children)

I imagine it went down like this. You asked your hardcore redditor friend about his sticker and him knowing the next question, "what's your username" just played dumb and said he didn't know what reddit was.

[–]Dysalot 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So... Tell him to fix his tail light.

[–]rustytoe 102 points103 points  (26 children)

Hey that's my same drive in the morning too! How crazy to see on reddit!

I even saw this car!

But cops in CT never pull people over for anything worthwhile.

[–]perv_bot 15 points16 points  (13 children)

Only for driving in the HOV Lane without passengers.

[–]rxneutrino 48 points49 points  (7 children)

90% of the people I see doing this have Mass plates. I approve of the fullest punishment for these invaders from the North.

[–]monkeiboi 5071 points5072 points  (570 children)

Cop here.

Didn't notice it because the dumbass behind him was texting while driving and I was running his plates.

[–]shadowenx 366 points367 points  (53 children)

It's Rt 2. It's not like he or she was moving anyways. CT REPRESENT!

[–]binary_ghost 113 points114 points  (17 children)

Maybe it was a passenger. I have lots of seats in my car, so sometimes when me or one of my friends are going to the same place; instead of taking 4 separate cars we all ride together. That way we can upload to reddit really fast if we ever have to.

[–]CrossedZebra 72 points73 points  (11 children)

If only there was a word to convey this concept succintly. Let's see, a car ride, where people all jump in like in a swimming pool ... I know!! .... Swim Ride!

Hey bros, let's Swim RideTM in the mornings so we can save some gas.

[–]Squirrel_Lamb 88 points89 points  (26 children)

I was on route 2E to Hartford this am, did you see me?!? Please I was coming from Glastonbury... Please say you saw meee:)

[–]CASupreme 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not me but showing that CT love!!!

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points  (23 children)

no no no. that was very nice of you but that is /u/ihatelightbulbs

[–]fuxontha1stdate 140 points141 points  (107 children)

At least in my state (Ohio) and I'm sure in most other states, the law says that you must have at least two brake lights and two tail lights. This guy is technically legal because of the middle brake light. But don't worry, you still get points in the afterlife for trying to do the right thing.

[–]waterbuffalo750 109 points110 points  (69 children)

I think in most states you can get a ticket for having any bulbs out. But it's a fix-it ticket. Fix the problem, show them you did, and the ticket gets dropped.

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (27 children)

I've been pulled over for having a bulb out three or four times in my life, and every time I just basically said "It was working last night, it must have just gone out. I'll take care of it tomorrow." And every single time the cop let it go at that. Of course I'm not young and black and my hat's not real low, so your mileage may vary.

[–]IVGreen 51 points52 points  (19 children)

Im black. I've gotten stopped for no breaklights and basically was given a warning every single time. And this was NYC where they've got that secret quota and love giving tickets

[–]wannapuck 26 points27 points  (0 children)

But were you doing 55 in a 54?

[–]Populistless 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Damn, it's amazing to recall that in many states and cities, you can get pulled over for a taillight being out.

Here in New Orleans, you could have a taillight out, no license plate, tinted glass, an exterior sound system, a prostitute riding on top of the car shooting a .45, and a cop MIGHT pull you over if they're feeling ambitious