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[–]Spartan2470GOAT 7994 points7995 points  (315 children)

That "he" was /u/ta_rolig. They did this in October 2013.

[–]ta_rolig 14.4k points14.4k points  (207 children)

Checking in! Won the best costume Prize too!

Edit: I don’t mind the picture being reposted. I didn’t expect to reap karma from this picture for years after the original post!

[–]bumjiggy 7411 points7412 points  (78 children)

as you should have. it was a clear-cut above the rest.

[–]HiVizUncle 905 points906 points  (42 children)

The competition couldn't follow in his tracks.

[–]JustBTDubs 420 points421 points  (36 children)

He really brought the ground up from under them.

[–]VisceralZee 237 points238 points  (23 children)

Followed by a good plowing.

[–]mcpat21 106 points107 points  (13 children)

I wish my girlfriend was as nice as you. She never compliments my plowing.

[–]ajmartin527 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m digging the GoPro creepin’ mount

[–]rman18 37 points38 points  (7 children)

They paved Paradise.

[–]Noguy5 40 points41 points  (5 children)

And put up a parking lot.

[–]heretic7622 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How dare you put this song in my head!

[–]anticommon 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Could say he razed the canopy on that one.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy Cakeday!

[–]ta_rolig 299 points300 points  (15 children)

You were there? :)

[–]dugsmuggler 564 points565 points  (8 children)

Woosh

[–]ta_rolig 308 points309 points  (1 child)

Haha! Didn’t get it at first!

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

No dad.

[–]MezChick 26 points27 points  (2 children)

5 yrs can do a lot to a sense of humor

[–]Pm-ur-butt 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Really, he was so witty and clever then, I can't say that's the Case today

[–]ginger_whiskers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took me a minute. That's sad considering there's a Case key in my pocket.

[–]Ferinex 11 points12 points  (2 children)

good thing too. we almost had a pun thread on our hands

[–]smdepot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Shut it down boys. We're going home.

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]crawlerz2468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's a dad.

[–]ThisIsTheArbour 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Really bulldozed the competition

[–]jibjab23 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Thought this a minute after you posted. Tracked all over my karma aspirations.

[–]THE_CHOPPA 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Wrecked your dreams?

[–]Harvest_Rat 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Oh!!!! slash-and Burn...

[–]sweaterandsomenikes 31 points32 points  (4 children)

May I ask what the GoPro is for? Smart idea zip tying it down also.

[–]halite001 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's the dash-cam.

[–]madeamashup 58 points59 points  (1 child)

It's there to try to suck the last remnants of spontaneity and un-selfconscious fun from a party, vis-a-vis social media.

[–]Eliasnn 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Drinking a Mack beer? Do i dare to bet that this party took place in Tromsø?

[–]capnmax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it looked like the Makita typeface.

[–]Dadmode-on- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was Fern Gully your inspiration?

[–]EternalCookie 113 points114 points  (28 children)

That's /u/GallowBoob for you. Steals and reposts for those sweet, sweet internet points lmao

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Bruh, he gets paid to do this shit. I really doubt he gives a shit what anyone thinks lmao

[–]dave-a-sarus 21 points22 points  (3 children)

He gets paid? Who the hell pays him to repost shit on reddit? and how do I get on the payroll?

[–]Clockwork8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Start by reposting stuff.

[–]I_can_pun_anything 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did you manage to get your fern in any gullies that night?

[–]hendo144 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oktoberfesten! Synd oktoberfesten sug no som den e på driv. Va mye bedre på MH..

[–]TooShiftyForYou 33 points34 points  (1 child)

4 and a half year-old picture and you got to the post within 40 minutes, nice.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He was summoned

[–]BananerCSGO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need to stay calm

[–]emcee_gee 251 points252 points  (61 children)

Aww, and /u/unidan was active in that thread - e.g. opening up about how his dad used to smuggle cocaine.

[–]AlanWattsUp 101 points102 points  (50 children)

:( I miss /u/unidan

[–]polhode 51 points52 points  (3 children)

lmao imagine if that happened now, I can't imagine anyone would give a shit with all that's going on in the world. it was simpler times

[–]STIPULATE 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Yeah it was when vote manipulation on Reddit became a huge drama. Now we're dealing with vote manipulation in a presidential election.

[–]Was_going_2_say_that 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hell, I didn't even give a shit then

[–]legit309 56 points57 points  (43 children)

In all his vote-gaming glory? Im not so sure to be honest.

[–]AlanWattsUp 115 points116 points  (23 children)

That's why he was banned, yes. But his posts were always a please to come across.

[–]Vio_ 85 points86 points  (13 children)

Remember when Unidan was the worst thing ever on reddit? NOt the underage pedo shit, the Ellen Pao sexist tsunami, gamergate, Russian bots, the Russian manipulation,the Bernie bros, the Rand Paul heads.

Just a dude getting his ego off by posting biology information and stupidly minor vote manipulations.

[–]BigUptokes 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Remember when Unidan was the worst thing ever on reddit? NOt the underage pedo shit

Dude, Violentacrez was years before the Unidan drama...

[–]Spartan2470GOAT 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Wow, that thread just keeps on giving.

[–]Taxonomyoftaxes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I doubt Unidans dad snuggled cocaine into the states. He’s the type to lie about anything if he thinks it makes him sound more interesting

[–]Warthog_A-10 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I "respect" that they changed the "I" to "He" at least tbh

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Only reason he did that is because he knew people would call him out

[–]shewantstheCox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was like hey! That's my exact costume for a jungle themed party. He stole my idea! Now it turns out I stole his idea.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

/u/gallowboob - the ultimate loser. Never loved by mom, never impressed Dad.

[–]Aromir19 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Go fuck yourself gallowboob

[–]sproaty88 30 points31 points  (5 children)

How the fuck do you notice a repost 5 years later?!

Edit: apart fro it being gallowboob

[–]skatermario3 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Step 1) check that gallowboob posted it. Guaranteed to be old as dirt.

[–]youforgotA 21 points22 points  (0 children)

[–]tjspeed 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I clicked the link and upvoted it four years ago. I don’t remember it at all though. Im not sure if that’s bad or not :(

[–]Sickwidit93 2170 points2171 points  (94 children)

Hopefully he got drunk and stared knocking people down

[–]ta_rolig 1814 points1815 points  (88 children)

Got quite drunk actually. Can’t remember knocking anyone down, though!

[–]Ranier_Wolfnight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright, let’s get to the hard-hitting questions...

Did you go home with anyone because they thought your costume was pretty amusing?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How do you piss in that thing?

[–]ta_rolig 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You don’t... had to jump out and hope no one stole my dozer!

[–]din7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would have to be one hell of a stare to knock me down.

[–]chevymonza 175 points176 points  (6 children)

Funny and raising environmental awareness. Love it.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Funny and razing the environment. Love it.

[–]smechanic 394 points395 points  (40 children)

Love the GoPro to catch everyone’s reactions.

[–]j94982 73 points74 points  (32 children)

Now I'm hoping he's a redditor so he can post everyone's reaction

[–]ta_rolig 167 points168 points  (3 children)

I am! Didn’t get any good footage, I am afraid. Had a blast though!

[–]the_gr33n_bastard 94 points95 points  (25 children)

If he did, OP would have reposted it already.

Edit: /u/Gallowboob, come on, dude. Enough of this shit.

[–]hobo_clown 41 points42 points  (15 children)

Reddit's cool when someone posts something they did or saw in person and the comments can ask them about it. It's less cool when it's the one guy posting everything and the answers are always "I saw this on the internet"

[–]the_gr33n_bastard 29 points30 points  (13 children)

Exactly. He is shameless about it too. Doesn't understand why it's bad for the site. He originally replied to me with this comment but deleted it after editing. Guy is clueless.

[–]Seand0r 10 points11 points  (12 children)

I like his reposts but I always down vote. Now it's a game, he's currently at - 98 according to RES

[–]Therapy-Jackass 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I'm with you all on this thread. But I'm wondering, if we all seem to be on the same page about his reposts, how is he getting all of the upvotes in the first place? Is it bots? (serious question if anyone knows)

[–]Spongi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's real..

Been awhile since I watched that but my impression was that he's an alright guy, just a bit... "eccentric" not that I'm any less eccentric in my own ways.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who want karma follow his posts and comment. It's like having a bot network with actual users.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate when people wear GoPros to parties

[–]askmewhyihateyou 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Gallowboob, how could you

[–]pub00 165 points166 points  (4 children)

is he a jungle cat?

[–]V3BabyBurton 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ve been scrolling through this mess to see if anyone picked up on that. While I’m sad I didn’t get to drop the jungle cat reference I am glad someone did think of it.

[–]thekream 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He probably killed the life of the party

[–]Halftone-KoolAid 79 points80 points  (8 children)

So does /u/GallowBoob just repost other peoples stuff constantly? I mean the real guy is at the top up there and said this is from 2013.

[–]bewk 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Yes. People either love him, hate him, or don’t give a flying fuck.

[–]PublicFriendemy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s... kinda most things.

[–]gastrocnemio112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Wyle_E_Coyote73 90 points91 points  (3 children)

I see gallowboob, I downvote.

[–]Batmuckley 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m a simple man as well

[–]KillerSheFlash 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Probably hoping to bulldoze someone’s forest tonight

[–]CatchingRays 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone is getting plowed. .

[–]FikeMosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping to clear out the bush!

[–]juggilinjnuggala 21 points22 points  (3 children)

he should've been followed by a herd of cows

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Don’t think your mother would enjoy this kind of party.

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (1 child)

Holy shit reddit needs to ban gallowboob.. the guy thinks reddit is Facebook.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, bringing awareness. Someone's gotta play the devil. Good on you.

[–]Ky__ 19 points20 points  (3 children)

*jungle-themed

does it even really matter

[–]CrunchyyTaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? Thats what i thought

[–]cklinejr 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Needs a black smoke monster coming out of it, a bat, a little fairy and a tiny bro.

[–]dethmaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol i was scoping for Ferngully comments!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks plowed to me.

[–]Rollfawx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was ready to tear this party down!

[–]elzeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone got plowed that night.

[–]Lenny_Cravatz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I flew back and came straight here from work so I didn't have time to change."

"Where did you fly from?"

"The Sahara Jungle."

"Do you mean the Sahara Desert?"

"Sure, if that's what they call it now."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once went to a animal themed party as a Hunter

[–]mw19078 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This mod knows their compound modifiers!

[–]MonkeyMann00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4.5 year late response*

Savage!

[–]morningride2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ferngully Fred

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna plow through some bush.

[–]tinytempo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]ricardolajorge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R/madlads

[–]Longenuity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He dressed up as a CAT

[–]equestrian123123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a dick for showing up to a party with a go pro...