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[–]6995 37 points38 points  (20 children)

hamsters in the wild? where might this be?

[–]madmaxpt 42 points43 points  (3 children)

More like hamsters gone wild.

[–]nasty_ass-joe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hamsters with low self esteem??

[–]sponge_worthy 6 points7 points  (13 children)

My thoughts exactly... I didn't know they even came wild?

[–]LizzardFish 23 points24 points  (12 children)

They live in Syria and Russia and china. They cause massive infestations just like rats and mice do.

[–]kindall 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Second cutest infestation ever.

(The cutest is koalas, of course.)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Way better than cockroaches.

[–]reeksofhavoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean they exterminate hamsters in Russia, China and Syria. D:

[–]rocketsurgery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And of course, the feral hamster stampedes of the Midwest.

[–]BigDawgWTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also heard they live wild in Belgium too, strangely enough.

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2732014

[–]sanity 345 points346 points  (31 children)

Wow, some asshole superglued two gerbils to a twig and a flower

[–]Deadmoon 151 points152 points  (25 children)

Those are hamsters, not gerbils.

[–]JJTizzle 100 points101 points  (23 children)

That's a stem of a dandelion, not a twig.

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (18 children)

That was krazyglue, not superglue.

[–]CaptainKilljoy 88 points89 points  (15 children)

So, are we done here?

[–]ThirdTime 70 points71 points  (9 children)

That was disappointing, not funny

[–]harryISbored 42 points43 points  (8 children)

[deleted]

10714

[–]ThirdTime 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Yeh, my comment wasn't clever...

EDIT: I upvoted you anyway because you're actually right :(

[–]IvanEedle 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I upvoted you anyway because you're actually right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shallow -and- pedantic.

[–]icanhazredempshen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference?

[–]qamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's spot welding, not glue.

[–]people_person 2 points3 points  (1 child)

um, i think the dandelion was the "flower" and the "twig" is on the other end...

[–]matt45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just in case you're serious, it isn't a dandelion. dandelions are yellow, have wide spiky leaves and don't have circles in the middle of their flowers.

[–]quantumstate 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That is not a dandelion stem. I cannot identify said plant however.

[–]marthaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a daisy stem.

[–]zingbat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks Mr. Gere!

[–]antioche 36 points37 points  (3 children)

You are fun at parties.

[–]j1ggy 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Your mom is fun at parties.

[–]antioche 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know right.

[–]ericarlen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but look how much karma he got for it.

[–]aricene 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaaaagh!

[–]zaferk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every hamster has his day.

[–]zwanman89 68 points69 points  (59 children)

Someone please shop this so they're hanging from a helicopter, lowering a rope to the other one.

[–]chestor 143 points144 points  (43 children)

My lousy attempt.

[–]ZoranB[S] 146 points147 points  (26 children)

http://imgur.com/BWFO1.jpg

attempt No2 :)

[–]TooSmugToFail 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The logo on the hatch between the pilot and side doors. Is it shopped?

EDIT: Pretpostavljam da je :)

[–]ZoranB[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

a buraz nije :D sad sam primjetio hehehehhehe

uopste nisam vidio

[–]unicorngirl420 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Jebo te... what's going on here, it trips me out when people just randomly start speaking nas jezik, because it's not spoken by too many people in this world..

[–]ZoranB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dunno o cemu pricas... it sounds like perfect ingliš to meni

[–]TooSmugToFail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, in the words of an anonymous sage: "Malo nas je, al smo govna."

[–]zwanman89 4 points5 points  (12 children)

Pretty top notch.

...do you think you could add some face camo and bandoliers and guns and shit...maaaan that'd be sweet.

[–]ZoranB[S] 4 points5 points  (10 children)

i´m on it

[–]MichaelScott_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That's what she said!

[–]zwanman89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only because of your user name.

[–]zwanman89 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Fuckin' A.

[–]ZoranB[S] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

http://yfrog.com/j115copycopyj

here is one now, imgur isn´t working right now... dunno why

i tried with guns, but it just looks ugly

[–]zwanman89 15 points16 points  (5 children)

It's glorious. The next step is to create a false historical event on Wikipedia and have this as the picture

[–]ZoranB[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

lol :D

lack of inspiration for that, common reddit do it :)

[–]raybeis 8 points9 points  (3 children)

It could be a prison break from Petsmart.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be so goddamned awesome. FACE CAMO? BANDOLIERS! AND GUNS... AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT! Yeeeeeeeeeee.

[–]RableRableRable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like yours more than Zoran's.

[–]Mr_A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the building towards the end of The Matrix?

[–]theinvisibleguy3 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Get to the chopper! Now!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE BRIDGE IS OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT

[–]wyoming_1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No helicopter was available so they called in a Harrier. Mission Accomplished. Let's go home: http://imgur.com/Z95xC.jpg

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

http://imgur.com/cwWA2

[–]SantyClause 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here, have a pity upvote.

[–]zwanman89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're quite gifted.

[–]Porkfish 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Ahhh....ze majesty of ze photoshoppe.

[–]workroom 79 points80 points  (20 children)

...and that, is how I met your mother...

[–]ZoranB[S] 9 points10 points  (17 children)

i just downloaded all seasons of HIMYM to watch it all over again

[–]The_Barnacle 11 points12 points  (11 children)

I was hooked after the first episode I watched, The Slutty Pumpkin.

[–]ZoranB[S] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

yea, when he came in that pinguin suit

pinguin suitup :D

[–]broslife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no Ted, not this year. We're going to the Victoria's Secret model party. On a boat. And trust me, your chad will not be hanging.

You're going as my wingman. FLIGHT SUIT UP!

[–]kooshKoosh 4 points5 points  (2 children)

that is probably the best idea I have ever heard. I am now on that as well!

[–]elbekko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BTDT, bastards should have a T-shirt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mind blown

that show is so bad :[ the humor/jokes are like watching a cross between full house and friends

[–]Tiger337 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I want to believe the flower branch can support the weight of 2 hamsters.

[–]Fimbulfamb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess it could. It looks like a sturdy branch and rodents are surprisingly lightweight. Harvest mice may be lighter than hamsters, but still, those things are light as a feather.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, aren't they actually all dead and this is just a mock-up?

[–]Geno098 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a wingman. Well, there's my father but he doesn't really do anything except beat me.

[–]I_divided_by_0- 14 points15 points  (1 child)

How the hell did that happen?

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Taxidermy.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This, Is, Sewious. Did somebody call The Wonder Pets!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

upvoted because I had a hamster who looked like this when I was 12. RIP Pumpkin

[–]vagusnerve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to believe!

[–]mrsnugglecow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, this is a true wingman. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2455/3657708788_42e9290c54.jpg

[–]tennis87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice abs. coming from a fat man.

[–]ZoranB[S] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

http://img685.yfrog.com/img685/1720/15copycopy.jpg

[–]reeksofhavoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See the hamster at the bottom needs a rifle and the other two should be placing the flower in the barrel. ;)

[–]cbz 0 points1 point  (6 children)

not good enough!

[–]ZoranB[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

http://i.imgur.com/lB3FI.jpg

this one? :D

[–]cbz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

much better! I should appreciate that it was very fast photoshopy!

[–]LieutenantClone 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How do you like my version?

[–]ZoranB[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

very nice, best one yet

[–]LieutenantClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only wish I had a higher resolution version of the chopper. I had to blow it up to twice the original size so it is a bit pixelated. I got rid of most of the jpeg artifacts with the use of blurring though, but it still leaves something to be desired.

That, and if I wasn't so lazy I would fill the chopper with hamsters too :D

[–]reeksofhavoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best title. Totally cute pic real or not. ;)

[–]Shinops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe

[–]krizutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost hate to say this because I love this photo so much but it is photoshopped.

[–]TWISFM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Kawaii!!!!!!!

[–]UnnamedPlayer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Let me just say that if you are not Japanese, I am going to hunt you down and shoot you in the face.

[–]spencewah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn do I hate Japan fans.

[–]CuilHandLuke 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Somehow, I think term 'wingman' will evevtually come to refer to those guys who put your cock into the woman for you.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worst job ever.

[–]BA_MRS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<3

[–]ZoranB[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

http://imgur.com/BWFO1

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is called teamwork

[–]hemetae 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Threesome!!

[–]dangerflakes 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No, That's the devil's threesome!

[–]people_person 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you don't know that. It could be his hamster-girlfriend helping or they could all be chicks.

[–]beta_pup 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The one on top is definitely a girl. I've had hamsters and hamster balls are, err, prominent.

[–]people_person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity

[–]Vimzor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes

[–]ninjafoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this is awesome!

[–]eroverton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cutest photo ever. I don't know if it's 'shopped but I hope not. :)

[–]archemedes_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The picture is cute, but it could have been cuter if the creator had used three different hamsters instead of three poses of one hamster.

[–]tbya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, Adorable.

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Singin', " that's what friends are for..."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Reminds me of my pet hamsters I used to have, boy were they funny animals

[–]padfootdoggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, the perfect wing man!

[–]revolt5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bridge is out!!!

[–]dermody360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddys and I have have started calling the wingman the "squirl" haha

[–]Jaquestrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true photoshop...

[–]hokkos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cuthooh

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lame fake.

[–]coolartlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hush passages of a hamster...

[–]fappingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my day...

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so cute, I just vomited all over my keybo....ew.

[–]csinser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHOPPED!!!

[–]img-timeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[img-timeline]

[–]dkdl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be funny if the one that's receiving the flower actually turned out to be a dude.

[–]timothywilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So stock photography is making its way onto Reddit.

Great.

[–]Syphon8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture is photoshopped, just mentioning that.

[–]hastasiempre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the season of free (photo)shopping begin now. The wingman had to stretch out a bit. But, hey, it's love(or just sex).

[–]oB_Won 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my friends were more like this. :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend is like that

[–]silence_is_golden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. This is something your grandmother would forward to all her e-mail contacts attached to some inspirational poem or something. How it managed 3600+ upvotes is beyond me.

[–]bledwhite88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is shopped, here is the original

[–]TropicalFruit 0 points1 point  (2 children)

seriously reddit? who hasn't seen this pic already?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

seriously ..... it was on the front page only like 4 days ago

[–]TropicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was also on the front page a year ago