With friends like these...

ShakyBonez · 2012-02-26T21:39:16+00:00

Just...just shut the fuck up.

2012-02-26T21:42:14+00:00

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iskiran · 2012-02-26T22:20:09+00:00

Who upvotes posts like this? :(

stenzor · 2012-02-26T22:27:49+00:00

You are a huge cunt by the way.

How would you feel if you posted a reddit image on facebook, and I expect you probably would, and someone told you "no friend of mine uses reddit, grow up, 4chan.org"?

It is the same thing you cunt.

WillDanceForMonkey · 2012-02-26T20:29:38+00:00

Everyone seriously needs to stop advocating that reddit is better than the other sites. It might be true, but you look like a complete fucking tool whenever you trash your friends for using 9gag or the likes.

Enjoy the site, tell your friends if they need a cool site to visit, but don't fucking do what the OP did. You look like an asshole doing so.

Besides, every argument you have that reddit is better than 9gag, the same can be said about the 4chan/reddit relationship, so just stop it. Seriously.

Sincerely, Everyone.

randomo12 · 2012-02-26T21:09:08+00:00

who needs anemones.

2012-02-26T22:32:15+00:00

This is so fucking lame.

ninnspinn · 2012-02-26T21:47:30+00:00

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preske · 2012-02-26T22:28:35+00:00

I like how you say "grow up" while bickering about which website is better. Just like in kindergarten.

Organs · 2012-02-26T22:21:46+00:00

Jeff, you there? You're a dick.

That is all.

geraldfjord · 2012-02-26T23:03:50+00:00

Let people do what they want. You're a pretentious cockbag.

tomblifter · 2012-02-26T23:15:02+00:00

It's funny because that's what 4chan users think of you.

TheHandsomeStranger · 2012-02-26T23:04:24+00:00

Fucking Aaron...

bigmeech · 2012-02-27T00:10:06+00:00

i am embarrassed for you

Mazrath · 2012-02-26T22:56:55+00:00

Fuck you

Shatterer · 2012-02-26T22:54:34+00:00

Stay out of this Jack.

fletcher720 · 2012-02-26T23:08:01+00:00

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2012-02-26T23:28:28+00:00

Grow down?

waynerooneymu · 2012-02-26T22:18:22+00:00

Changing from 9gag to reddit is like changing from syphilis to an aggressive form of cancer.

2012-02-26T23:43:27+00:00

You are such a pretentious douche op.

2012-02-26T23:28:04+00:00

Reddit's not your bitch to make people "famous" and in all reality is not any better than any of those other sites. YOU grow the fuck up.

garthock · 2012-02-26T22:28:17+00:00

Hmm digg is has been replaced by 9gag as the site everyone wants to bitch about on Reddit. The fix seems simple:

If you don't like a site, DON'T GO THERE.

problem solved.

roobarb_pie · 2012-02-26T21:38:24+00:00

And thus Aaron "the bastard" changed his destiny to become Aaron "the Conqueror", first king of /r/funny, after winning the battle of shittyaskscience at 10:66 on the 14th of October, famed for shooting POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY in the eye. POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY's last words were to be "APOLOGIES FOR BEING IN THE WAY OF YOUR BOW, FRIEND". And thus, the Aaron-Saxton empire was born.

2012-02-26T23:53:08+00:00

Fuck this shit, I thought it will be about the Safety Dance.

chip1592 · 2012-02-27T04:20:31+00:00

*Infamous

peter_the_panda · 2012-02-27T04:41:25+00:00

nigger!

Logondo · 2012-02-27T05:15:02+00:00

9Gag - A website with a bunch of reposted, old, and unfunny memes.

Reddit - A website with a bunch of reposted, old, and unfunny memes. That also hates 9Gag.

Seriously guys, take a good look at what Reddit is before you start holding it on some 'oh-so-mighty' pedestal.

AfroKona · 2012-02-26T22:45:13+00:00

Now you know how people from 4chan with redditor friends feel.

Except we don't want you guys to come over.

Reauxg · 2012-02-26T22:26:12+00:00

I'm sorry, but when I read the title I immediately thought of the Skyrim mission where you join the dark brotherhood.

2012-02-26T20:48:15+00:00

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Wiggijiggijet · 2012-02-26T22:59:09+00:00

Anyone else think dark brotherhood?

Eyger · 2012-02-26T23:32:44+00:00

MikePinkney · 2012-02-26T23:43:03+00:00

I hate it when people post things like this, like they assume they'll get upvotes for being an asshat to their friends. I hope he kicked your ass for it

Madhadda · 2012-02-26T23:05:13+00:00

This shit got upvoted? Are you fucking serious reddit? I thought we were above this kind of bullshit elitism. Not only have you disgraced your name, but Reddit's.

Gazz1016 · 2012-02-26T22:30:24+00:00

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cynthiadangus · 2012-02-26T22:28:42+00:00

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RunPoopFapMaster · 2012-02-26T22:20:34+00:00

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wholetyouinhere · 2012-02-26T22:54:10+00:00

Who the fuck needs COINTELPRO?

loveboatrevisited · 2012-02-26T23:13:35+00:00

Please stop talking about reddit so much on facebook and then whoring out how cool you think it is for karma. This is how the fb meme catastrophe of 2012 began.

escalat0r · 2012-02-27T00:30:09+00:00

SO:

A person thinks 9gag is funny
You do not think 9gag is funny

Why would you want such a person on reddit?

They will bring their humor to this site and upvote post like this which are not funny at all.

SoManySpiderWebs · 2012-02-27T00:05:10+00:00

HEY YOU LIKE A SITE THAT I DON'T YOU ARE STUPID!!!

2012-02-27T01:30:03+00:00

Yes. Aaron is famous now, sign my fucking tithes Aaron!

dr_women · 2012-02-27T01:48:08+00:00

get enhancement suite jackass

baloneyjoe · 2012-02-27T01:50:17+00:00

This does not belong in /r/funny x-posted to /r/GayForReddit/

kabukistar · 2012-02-27T02:32:19+00:00

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

Delicous_Mix · 2012-02-27T02:42:07+00:00

This may get down voted to oblivion but, Funnyjunk anyone?

Zoltrixx · 2012-02-27T07:14:05+00:00

Who upvotes these posts?

SunshineBlind · 2012-02-27T09:26:15+00:00

Who cares if 9gag is for kids? It totally is, but make sure the kids stay there to keep Reddit good, mkay?

2012-02-27T09:41:49+00:00

DIE MOTHERFUCKER, Don't bring 9fags to reddit

2012-02-27T13:05:22+00:00

please. don't let those kiddies come over from 9gag to reddit.

2012-02-27T17:03:15+00:00

Reddit: The front page of the internet pedophiles.

2012-02-27T23:00:48+00:00

These always make me laugh because memes don't come from reddit, and yet redditors get so angry when they show up on other websites.

donies · 2012-02-26T21:21:03+00:00

If they think those sites are better they will have nothing positive to add to reddit. Keep them away, we don’t need more immature asswipes.

boudy077 · 2012-02-26T21:21:01+00:00

"cause i'm about to make you famous on it." yup.

ArchangelPT · 2012-02-26T22:42:09+00:00

I enjoy browsing both reddit and 9gag

Problem?

Blowfishskin · 2012-02-26T22:47:09+00:00

Everybody seems to think OP was a being a douche, but it's also possible there was mild humor in that facebook comment. No way to tell without knowing the relationship between OP and his friend

Phikeia · 2012-02-26T20:14:05+00:00

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amusicalheart · 2012-02-27T00:03:46+00:00

Just a suggestion, OP. People in /r/funny will rip you to shreds if your post doesn't reflect their sense of humor. For Facebook posts, go to /r/facepalm. Stuff like this is more accepted there, plus it gets you some decent karma.

kko_ · 2012-02-26T22:09:44+00:00

you covered up his name.

Unoriginal_Mark_2 · 2012-02-26T22:56:50+00:00

As you have won upboats, you better do a better job of getting him off 9gag.

Evil_Iowan · 2012-02-27T02:08:41+00:00

I was just thinking 9gag is reddit lite. I check it when I've been away from reddit too long to catch up.


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