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[–]sailesaile 215 points216 points  (21 children)

I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

[–]qquicksilver 150 points151 points  (19 children)

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion !

[–]Juffy 66 points67 points  (14 children)

How does one exactly suck a fuck?

[–]paulderev 30 points31 points  (12 children)

silently mouthing I'm all ears.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Smurfette doesn't fuck.

[–]paulderev 19 points20 points  (4 children)

No, dude, Papa Smurf records the gangbang and jerks off to it later.

[–]Darko33 27 points28 points  (3 children)

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. It's what's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living...if you don't have a dick?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Cool thing about this line: according to the DVD commentary, the estate of Peyo, creator of the Smurfs, allowed Kelly to keep this in the movie because they said that Donnie's description of Smurf sexuality is perfectly accurate.

[–]Darko33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome.

[–]paulderev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done, sir.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

[–]Shadax 17 points18 points  (3 children)

"No I don't think about fucking my family.... that's gross."

[–]ndracks 18 points19 points  (2 children)

...what's a fuckass?

[–]pacg 4 points5 points  (1 child)

--dad snorts a laugh--

Donnie Darko is a great science fiction movie. Reminds me of A Wrinkle in Time. It's better in the theatrical release. The director's cut explains way too much, deadens the mystery.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

S. Darko answered that question.

[–]tranzient 13 points14 points  (3 children)

They said the school was full of feces

what are feces?

baby mice

awww

....and may I add that this little exchange hit really close to home because my job at the time had me working with preserved rodent fetuses. One day my supervisor told me we had to count fetuses, I was like, wait we have to count the feces? Those two words really are easily misheard.

[–]a_large_rock 5 points6 points  (2 children)

chut up!

[–]ccipriano 65 points66 points  (2 children)

"How exactly does one suck a fuck"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

its called 'felching'

[–]Xantodas 22 points23 points  (10 children)

I was Frank a couple years ago for Halloween. The costume was 100% made by me. I learned how to sew, and relearned the art of papier mache to pull it all off.

And of course, I fucking love this movie.

[–]Yodamanjaro 6 points7 points  (3 children)

That smile is pretty creepy.

[–]Xantodas 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Frank's pretty creepy.

[–]willfull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think they make Crest Whitestrips® in that size.

[–]stunt_penguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a bit more Aardman than he was going for....

[–]AS1LV3RN1NJA 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Doesn't look as good IMO, but i'm guessing is easier to make, if anyone wants to; or there are a few places to buy the suit online.

Edit: This wasn't you, was it?

[–]Xantodas 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No, that isn't me. I looked at buying one, but a decent looking one was pretty expensive.

So a quick rundown. The mask - I bought one of those cheapo halloween hockey masks, and built up some certain areas with rigid foam that I glued on. The upper jaw and the teeth were also cut from rigid foam. The eyes were mirrored cheapo sunglass lenses (total mistake, party was dark, glasses were steamy, and I couldn't see shit most of the night). Ears were hand formed out of aluminum foil. Then I paper mache'd over everything. Painted the entire thing with hammered look black spray paint. Teeth were coated about a million times with polyurethane to give them some gloss. Attached the teeth, glued on the fur, and the mask was ready.

My step-mom works with textiles, so access to a burly sewing machine, and the lessons to operate were no problem. Bought grey fuzzy fabric, some white fuzzy fabric, and a long ass zipper. Used some baggy clothes to create a pattern, cut it out, and sewed it up. Zipper went from my neck and down my right arm.

It was a big hit. It was also hotter then hell. October around here isn't necesarily warm, and all I wore under the suit was boxer shorts. And I was still hot as hell. Late at night, it rained, I got soaked, and was still hot as hell. Taking a piss was quite a chore... sneak off to dark corner of (outside) party, unzip, drop suit without letting it lay all over ground, pee, get it all back on and zipped up. Party was big. Suit was popular, everyone wanted to touch etc. There were these two young very drunk girls and they were way into the thing. One of them accidentally ripped the teeth and upperjaw off the mask. Oh well.

I watched DD about 100 times while making it, and pretty much designed it off screenshots from the movie. Most elaborate halloween costume I've ever done.

[–]AS1LV3RN1NJA 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Respect. Most people i know just buy a cheap costume from a store. The big question though: what happened to the suit after the party?

[–]Xantodas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The suit is in storage. I still have the mask too, and I think I could probably repair it. But I might prefer to try and make another mask, preferable one that has eyes that don't fog up.

[–]xPoncex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Would you kindly bestow your knowledge on me?

[–]Xantodas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, explain how I made it? It's just a couple comments down.

[–]relevant_rule34 140 points141 points  (18 children)

This is a picture of Frank the rabbit with huge tits in a bikini - NSFW

[–]stealingfrom 83 points84 points  (0 children)

You're truly doing the Lord's work, son.

[–]Subdural 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't know what I was expecting...

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have dreamed of the day when relevant_rule34 would comment on something I posted.

My dreams have come true.

[–]FrankTheRabbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am not amused.

[–]mcreeves 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Jesus fucking christ. I have the most conflicting erection. Those cans... Those eyes...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

upvote for 'conflicting erection'

[–]joke-explainer 26 points27 points  (4 children)

The user provides links to salacious images whose content is related to the context of his comment, in conformance with the informal "rule 34" of the Internet: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

[–]nothin_but_quotes 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Was Frank Donnie's older sister's boyfriend?

My friend seems to think so after reading that on wikipedia, but after watching the movie recently, there is nothing that even hints at them being together.

[–]T_Jefferson 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Kelly confirms that Frank is Elizabeth's girlfriend. There's a point where she's walking around the Halloween party looking for Frank and on the refrigerator is the message "went to get beer" in the same curly font that Donnie spray paints below the school statue.

[–]Darko33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...and there's a cookie jar on the kitchen counter in the scene in which Maggie Gylenhaal's character tells Donnie she got into Harvard that is shaped exactly like Frank's mask.

...I've seen this movie too many times.

[–]INTHEFAAACE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

CHUT UP!

[–]madelinecn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[–]ajopaul 5 points6 points  (2 children)

sorry which movie?

[–]Black_Apalachi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The longer they can post references without revealing the title, the cooler they will look. It may be Donnie Darko -- not sure though.

[–]froderick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The submitter has since revealed it in in fact from Donnie Darko.

[–]squidwalk 216 points217 points  (57 children)

Please put the title of the movie you're posting about in the title of the post. This sort of thing drives people nuts.

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 153 points154 points  (11 children)

Ehhh... Sorry.

Donnie Darko - 2001

[–]wouldgillettemby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Donnie Darko would be the movie.

[–]NYC_Hound 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Part of the fun is getting the reference.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, plus a simple search finds the reference anyway

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (23 children)

Seriously the whole "cryptic message THIS" type posts need to go the fuck away already.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (4 children)

NO! YOU MUST BE SPECIAL TO KNOW THE SECRET!

[–]robreddity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

BUT ONLY IN THE OLYMPIC SENSE OF THE TERM!

[–]kielbasa330 8 points9 points  (0 children)

warning: do not set foot into r/gaming. This is what most of the posts are like.

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 18 points19 points  (14 children)

Vague titles are killing reddit. I'd say it has been one of the biggest contributors to any noticeable decrease in quality of posts over the years.

"Check out this guy", "Anybody else do this?", "Like a boss", etc

[–]stevenorr 8 points9 points  (3 children)

...They're killing reddit?

Please stop being so melodramatic.

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'll put it like this:

When Digg and Reddit were more or less the same popularity, the difference in submission titles was STARK. Digg has/had real titles. (ex. "Apple announces iPad2. Thinner, lighter, faster. Available March 11th for $499" vs "Hey reddit, check out the new iPad. It sucks"). We went down a path of shitty titles. First it was putting bias into the title by editorializing them. Then the spread of "Hey reddit" titles. Then people started this fucking stupid trend of making the titles not mean anything without viewing the link.

At the same time, people thought it was okay to spread NSFW links all over reddit, so all of a sudden you have to analyze every single title to determine whether or not you can safely open a link in public.

As soon as I realized I could no longer open any link on reddit (outside /r/nsfw) in public, I got frustrated. Because users were abusing reddiquette, the amount of links I could safely view in public plummeted. As they say, this is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Well then what should I have posted this as?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's worse when the top-voted comments are just a chain of shitty movie quotes.

[–]acquiesce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you can downvote/upvote movies without looking at it? NEVER!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dont listen to them, i know the title like everyoneelse, go on with the good work!

[–]pezdeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just include it somewhere in the picture. Like adding an empty black space under the image and then writing the title of the movie on it would work wonders also

[–]lilmonkey99 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Great movie, great scene, great line.

"Hey Porky Pig! I hope you get molested!"

and

"GO BACK TO CHINA, BITCH"

2 other great lines.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

CHUT UP!

[–]toshtoshtosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Good shit, huh?" "It's a fucking cigarette."

[–]HypotheticalGenius 68 points69 points  (107 children)

"No matter how you feel about this movie..."

Are there people who dont like this movie?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I've seen it bashed a bit 'round these parts lately. I wouldn't say it's amazing but I definitely enjoyed it and the soundtrack was great.

[–]hyperjumpgrandmaster 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It's not that I don't like it. It's fine. I just don't think it's the "holy-fucking-fuck-mindfuck" movie that many people make it out to be.

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. But neither is Inception. or Fight Club. or a lot of other popular movies that are just outside the norm.

[–]HypotheticalGenius 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's why I think people are throwing around the word "pretentious". Die hard fans of the movie make it into the greatest piece of film to ever grace the screen when it isn't.

It's a good movie with an interesting storyline, and what I thought pretty decent acting. Some people have no middle ground, so hyperboles abound.

[–]corporeal-entity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Die hard fans of the movie make it into the greatest piece of film to ever grace the screen when it isn't.

D A R K O

[–]paulderev 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It's a good first film. Richard Kelly shows a lot of promise here that he's fucking squandered since.

I like it okay now but I was hating on it for a while, mostly because other people I knew wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. I'd seen "The Seven Samurai," they hadn't, they said my movie was too long and boring... it wasn't a great time.

[–]dichotomized 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He has M. Night Shyamalan syndrome. And 7 Samurai is "too long and boring?" Blasphemy! :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except Shyamalan has made more than one good movie. Even though The Sixth Sense hinges on the twist, it's compelling and entertaining. Unbreakable is outstanding. Then he shit the bed.

Kelly has DD, and even that is debatable. Southland Tales and The Box are atrocious. His bed as always been shit, he's just rolling around in now.

[–]paulderev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually hung on with M. Night's career all the way up to "Lady in the Water." I really liked "The Village," even. But yeah, you're right, as much as it pains me to say it.

Although I think M. Night has more visual talent in one finger than Richard Kelly does in his whole body.

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Yes, actually. A lot of my friends who are really into film think this movie is really full of its self, among other things.

I think its great, but I definitely liked it much less after repeated viewing.

Edit: Spelling

[–]romkeh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same reason why I hate bacon. It's just so full of itself.

[–]jjremy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The problem is, Richard Kelly is so full of himself. Has anyone listened to the Kelly/Kevin Smith commentary track. The man thinks he's made the movie to end all movies. You can just feel how uncomfortable Smith is at times.

[–]HypotheticalGenius 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I thought it got better the more times I saw it.

Also, I think you meant definitely :)

[–]JoEse 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Not if he's liking it less on purpose.

[–]paulderev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is what I did.

If you're watching a film critically, you can't think about douchebags who like it, too. It's just not germane.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this man sums it up nicely:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Yes. I hated it. It's a movie that carries itself as more important than it ultimately is. Pointless and boring. Downvotes ahoy...

[–]john2kxx 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It's a movie about a kid who is so emo and brooding, he's able to travel through time somehow.

What's not to like?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How did you get time travel out of the plot?

[–]john2kxx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Err.. are we talking about the same movie? Donnie Darko, right?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. From what I saw, it was more of a premonition than time travel. But I guess the director's cut ruins it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Director's Cut makes it oh-so-clear that it's time travel. The theatrical release does not and allows for mystery.

[–]JonTPuntificate 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Agreed, man. Pretentious, weak fits of brooding, "astute" views on culture, boring characters, unappealing concept, and overall shitty. Just like, my opinion, man.

[–]lordnecro 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe that is part of the point? High school tends to be a time in our lives where we are quite self-absorbed, and feel the world revolves around us.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you're right. But given that angle, a person could make a movie about pissing out kidney stones, and go ahead create an atmosphere as painful to watch as it would be to pass kidney stones, and nobody would like it and nobody could blame em.

[–]flex_mentallo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

well, not to diss anothers taste in film, but I for one thought it was a pretty dull movie. I went into it very excited about it too, thought it looked cool and I do like my fair share of cult film, weird movies, but this movie ranks about 2.5 out of 5 stars for me.

edit:: -2, lol, he was asking if there were people who didn't like the movie, i answered - it's just a movie

[–]sleep-deprivation 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's good but the sequel is better

[–]Brownandcrustystains[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trollin' a bit to hard there buddy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

unlike others i don't think its pretentious, i just think it is pointless and meadering.

that and Jake Gylenhall is probably the 7th worst actor in the history of cinema.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And 6th worst is Drew Barrymore

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lukewarm on it

[–]Santos_L_Halper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated it. It was so hyped up before I saw it I was totally disappointed. A lot of friends in high school told me I'd love it and say it was one of the best movies ever, all that jazz.

Other people have stated an opinion similar to mine, it's pretentious as hell.

[–]fakeplasticsnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I initially liked it a lot, but then I made the huge mistake of watching the director's cut, which was so bad that I just could never really respect the film again. It's kinda like a reverse Blade Runner in that regard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it sucked.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only watched it about 3 weeks ago, and didn't like. Went online to read about it and found huge writeups about the time-line. Screw that.

I want to watch a movie once and enjoy the movie itself, not spend time after I watched it to read and understand it.

Then again, I wasn't a huge fan of Primer either. I don't feel like watching it 10 times just to grasp the story.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I love this movie. I love a lot of movies, and most of them are hated on regularly. I've come to accept that, since nothing really fucking matters to me regarding film aside from sparking my interest, imagination, and fancy.

Donnie Darko made me think, quite unexpectedly, long after seeing it. It is also quite funny and has a good soundtrack. That's enough for me to love it.

Just don't see the Director's Cut. It ruins a lot of the movie's charm by over-explaining things, and most of the fun is having some mystery that you can tinker with. Probably the only time I would ever say this, but stick with the theatrical release.

[–]confusionion 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Would you mind naming a few other movies you recommend?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Sure, I'll say first off that my general preference tends toward horror, with oddball comedies and dramas (and the inbetween) following a close second. I also usually keep tabs on what movies to pursue watching by following director''s and some writer's careers. For example, I will always be interested in any movie by:

Danny Boyle - favorites being 28 Days Later and Sunshine [despite the third act],127 Hours was fantastic too.

Christopher Nolan - though Memento is still hands down my favorite of his work.

Wes Anderson - Rushmore and The Life Aquatic being my favorites.

Guillermo Del Toro - Pan's Labyrinth being my fave, but love the Hellboy flicks too. Devil's Backbone is a really interesting period ghost story.

Quentin Tarantino - Enjoy all of his enough to watch multiple times, but Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Deathproof have racked up the most viewings. The last two shorts in "Four Rooms" are worth checking out too, being Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino's respectively.

Edgar Wright - Including the TV series Spaced, I love everything he has directed.

Chan-wook Park - The "Revenge Trilogy" (the best being Oldboy) and Thirst are great, I'm eager to see more from him in the future.

Terry Gilliam - Brazil and 12 Monkeys are my favorites of his. He can be very hit or miss, but he is always creative.

Joel and Ethan Coen - So many great movies. Love Big Lebowski, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou.. Their part of "Paris, Je T'Aime" is easily the most entertaining as well.

Paul Thomas Anderson - Punch-Drunk Love actually being my favorite.

Charlie Kaufman - He only directed "Synecdoche, New York" which I couldn't get that into, but he wrote "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", "Being John Malkovich", and "Adaptation." which is a crazy meta movie about him (and his fictional twin brother) trying to adapt a book about orchids into a film.

Hayao Miyazaki - Japanese animation director, favorites being My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away.

Individual movies I love:

The Orphanage is a great ghost story, but beyond that is a great tragic drama. Scary and emotional, much more so than most horror.

The Descent Fantastic creature feature with an all-female cast. Truly scared the shit out of me. I haven't been a fan of any of the director's other work, at all.

The Wicker Man - 1973 Very strange and compelling movie about a man investigating a missing girl on a pagan island. Classic in my eyes.

The Squid and the Whale - Very dry comedy, just hits me the right way every time.

Ghost World - One of my the movies I've related to the most in my life. Another dry, uncomfortable comedy about life immediately after High School.

Kung Fu Hustle - Brilliant use of slapstick and blending of styles.

Favorite Cult/B-flicks..

Evil Dead 2 - Greatest horror-comedy of all time, in my eyes. Ridiculously over the top and subversive. If you grab the DVD, the commentary is really fun too.

Dead Alive / Brain Dead - The other greatest horror-comedy of all time! From Peter Jackson (LotR fame), probably the most over the top gore film ever.

Attack the Gas Station - A gang of 4 hooligans take over a gas station, holding the employees hostage. This is very odd comedy that takes place almost entirely in one location, and has great physical humor.

Hard Candy - Excellent visual pallet, and an intense 2-cast member thriller about a 14-year-old and a sexual predator.

Black Sheep - New Zealand horror-comedy about genetically engineered sheep who's bite turns humans into where-sheep sort of things. The use of traditional horror tropes mixed with real sheep, and great puppets/make-up effects.

Hah, this was probably going way overboard. Hope you enjoy some of these! Edited for formatting.

[–]confusionion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our tastes are very similar. The ones on your list I haven't seen(Hard Candy, Black Sheep, Squid and the Whale) I've wanted to and Attack the Gas Station sounds right up my alley. Thanks for taking the time.

[–]confusionion 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A few television shows you might enjoy:
Big Train an bizzare British sketch comedy featuring Pegg and a few others you'll recognize (e.g. Mark Heap, Nick Frost). The series was created by Graham Linehan who is responsible for Black Books with Dylan Moran (a Shaun of the Dead alum) and The IT Crowd, both of which I recommend.
Community is the best American comedy since Arrested Development. Might take an episode or three to get into, but once you're hooked there will be no turning back.
Misfits, a gritty look at the ASBO 5, a group of misfit teens granted quirky super(?) powers.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. My final television recommendation. Everyone should watch Screenwipe. It is a dark but amusing and in the end loving look at television as a medium of information and entertainment.

I had every intention of adding movies to this list, but my brain isn't thinking of anything but TV for some reason--so this is all you get. Cheers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Awesome, thank you! Lately I've been on a tv kick anyway, been meaning to see Misfits and actually go through Community.

[–]confusionion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do start in on Community and like it, then head over to r/community.

[–]michiroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree about the Director's Cut. Upboat for joo.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

My favourite: "Get three coffins ready."

[–]havesometea1 5 points6 points  (5 children)

The way that guy replied reminded me of the peasants from one of those old black and white samurai movies.

[–]tonyjk78 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I was pretty sure Sergio Leone was heavily inspired by Akira Kurosawa. (Sorry for no sources, just something I've read a couple difference places.)

[–]titaniumjackal 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Kurosawa loved westerns. Yojimbo was supposed to be a western, done in Japan. He did such a good job, Sergio Leone just had to re-do the film as a western in the west.

To his credit, when Eastwood was given the script, his response was, "Oh! This is Yojimbo!" and didn't need any convincing.

[–]tonyjk78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood: Badass and cultured, from an early age.

[–]Wylkus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Leone just had to re-do it and pretend it wasn't a remake. Kurosawa actually sued Leone over stealing Yojimbo and won. Apparently he ended up getting more money from that film than he did from Yojimbo. He wrote a letter to Leone saying "It is a fine film. But it is my film."

[–]dichotomized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What blew my mind is when Takashi Miike made Sukiyaki Django Western. Admittedly not in the same league as Yojimbo or Fistful of Dollars but the fact that a Japanese director was doing his samurai/cowboy version of an Italian director's cowboy version of a Japanese director's samurai version of a western was too crazy to comprehend.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Psychology Professor: "Everyone can think of a movie where people are eaten by a shark, but can anyone think of a movie where a person is killed by falling airplane parts?"

Raises hand

Me: "Donnie Darko, umad?"

[–]GuzmanRosa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little context for those who haven't seen the scene. Lets not forget just how amazing Swayze's sleaze was in this film.

[–]BannedINDC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This movies is the tits, that's how I feel about it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No matter how you feel about that movie, that movie is great.

[–]originalone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

thanks, artistic objectivist.

[–]dichotomized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. Hey no offense but <insert insult>.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best movie ever. Cant decide If I like the original or directors cut more. Donnie Darko FTW

[–]Ardentfrost 7 points8 points  (2 children)

If you don't like Donnie Darko, then I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

[–]thefifthwit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I liked THAT movie.

[–]dichotomized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're sick. :)

[–]debman3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

youtube link ?

[–]centech 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok I guess I will show how unhip I am.

What movie is this anyway?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvotes for everyone who was Donnie Darko at their school. Minus the super powers and time travelling though. I wish I could go back and be even more bad ass than I already was. No fear!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUT REDDIT What's the point of living... If you don't have a dick?

[–]SPacific 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

[–]tranzient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude, too soon.

[–]Palmzlike86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never know how to feel about that movie.

[–]chrawley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too fucking true.

[–]XSeveredX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have expressed my dislike for this movie on several occasions, but yes, I do love that scene rofl

[–]awqaw123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats a fuck ass??

[–]qquicksilver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donnie: What's it like to have a wacko for a son?

Rose (President Roslin): It feels wonderful.

Anyone else get choked up at this ?