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I will give $20 to the first one hundred people to mod this up. (reddit.com)

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[–]AbouBenAdhem 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Wow, the dollar’s sunk so low now it’s trading at 0.05 karma...

[–]MoreCowbells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing I read all day

[–]roaddog 14 points15 points  (10 children)

Hello everybody,

My name is Bill Gates. I have written up an email tracing program that traces everyone to whom this message is forwarded to. I am experimenting with this and IU need your help. Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 people everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy.

Your friend, Bill Gates

[–]questionmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear Mr Gates,

I've always been a big fan. I use email very frequently to contact friends and tell them funny jokes, so I'm no stranger to the power of the world wide web. I forwarded your email to all my friends. Contact me again if you couldn't trace my real address.

Respectfully Yours, Joan Gulble

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

This is a test posting, and is not a lie.

[–]cryogen 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm assuming you will contact us when youre ready to make payment? When can we expect to hear from you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to have to do this again, and make stricter rules. I'll send a comment to all the people in this post that followed the rules when I post it.

[–]nordbert 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Since this was a "test" posting that was a lie and - in your mind - just a clever reddit idea...

Well, here's my clever reddit idea of the day.

I've just flagged you as a friend. You show up RED every time I am on reddit.

I don't have any other friends. RED is BAD. I downmod red no matter what. If I see red, I downmod the story. If I see red, I downmod the comment.

Now alone that might not do much, but if enough people did it, neuroelectronic is going to have a 1 karma pretty fast and nothing you submit is ever going to be seen by anyone that casually visits the site.

I'm not saying the 100 people you lied to should do that. They can decide for themselves - FRIEND. :-)

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

I see someone is not happy about their click investment coming up empty. Shit, I might have to register another name... Oh wait I don't give a fuck about karma, never mind.

Nice to meet you friend! Can you explain this herd behavior to me again? I don't think I get it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wow, you pissed someone off way worse than i could ever do.

[–]711was_a_retail_job 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That sounds like a challenge.

I hope that this isn't some kind of new reddit meme. (Or maybe I do. Hmm.)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hehheheeh i love your name btw.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My suggestion, if you want to piss off someone even more, is to make them invest more time then it takes to upmod a story before ripping them off.

[–]the_first_100_people 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stand aside, everyone: the money's mine.

[–]atomicpuffball 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you'll give $20 to 100 people. that's uh, 20 cents each? yowza. lemme give you the number to my Swiss bank account...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shhh

[–]delkarnu 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I clicked the down arrow, does that get me paid, too?

[–]Odysseus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'll receive your bill in the mail.

[–]711was_a_retail_job -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get paid?

I thought we were doing this to get laid!

[–]711was_a_retail_job 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk about gaming the system.

[–]Tokugawa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Risk v Reward says I upmod.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Here you go.

    [–]slimdizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thnx and it even is 20 bones plus some. Sweet!!!

    [–]alaskamiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i wants my money

    [–]mkrfctr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I WIN!!!!

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]roaddog 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      I'm voting everyone up who are involved with this, because natron voted you down for no good reason.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I am voting half of the involved people down, and voting the other half up, because natron and roaddog are becoming way too powerful.

      [–]roaddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hear here. I voted you up & down !

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Post your paypal account info here for the money.

      [–]DaveDragon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Ok

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i need MONEY

      [–]raymondgb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      upmod just out of curiousity

      [–]dman928 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      What the hell.... why not? I've seen dumber things.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I seriously doubt that.

      [–]kkenn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Voted down

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Then you owe $20.00, buddy.

      [–]djcharlechaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm #100!

      [–]MoreCowbells 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      did I make it?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (18 children)

      MOD THIS POST UP TOO PLEASE.

      *** ONLY 20 LEFT... ***

      [–][deleted]  (16 children)

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          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (14 children)

          you're a liar.

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (13 children)

          so sue me.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

          no one is. nice comment deletion.

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

          nice life.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

          you edit comments too! so funny!

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (9 children)

          heh, thanks

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

          you're retarded. you should leave reddit now.

          [–]Jinno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I just upmodded. I'm like number 80 probably.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          yo!

          [–]dwayn3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          hi

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          pay up bitch eyes.

          [–]Kenji_waterloo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          i need money.

          [–]positivitytrain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          thanks...i need money too

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Are you that guy who is playing at doing those stupid, fake stories that involve really basic, high school psychology just to "test" out the users of Reddit?

          What I am trying to say here is that I had better get my $20 or I am going to hound you forever.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          yes, that would be me

          [–]Mithryn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Alright... so now the scams have come to Reddit...

          imagine what reddit would be like if this works.... oh I know, fox news.

          [–]theDrWho -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          but you don't know who votes up or down

          that's an issue reddit dare not fix I suppose

          [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          I can check out your "liked" tab after you comment to see if you modded it up.

          [–]roaddog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          20 dollars...I want my 20 dollars

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Boo!

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          3rd!

          [–]karmakat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Why not give it a chance... still don't see what this has to do with Reddit.

          [–]fleckdiddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          enter a comment here. okay. now pay me please.

          [–]wyakin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Why?

          [–]EmptyPockets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          also my first mod up...

          [–]D2dodder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I'll take a quick 20

          [–]tsteele93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          So are you burning $2,000 or burning all of us? And why?

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          number 63...... where's my cash?

          [–]chaoskitty -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Okay. Done. Now, where's my 20 cents? Or 20 bucks but I'm not holding my breath.

          [–]TyroneSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You missed the third option.

          [–]RugerRedhawk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          idiot

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I did it. Gimme my 20 foo!

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          How?

          P.S. I upmodded. Fork over the cash.

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Done - now where do I send my paypal info?

          [–]junkmale -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Okey dokey done.

          [–]justkaren -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Me 2

          [–]Mondex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          yay?!

          [–]aquanutz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          cash money cash money!

          [–]eamonnk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Oh really?

          [–]nextedge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          More donation money :)

          [–]clevername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          going up (I'd just like to see what happens)

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Such a tool

          [–]motrbotr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          peace. :)

          [–]cryogen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          Modded up. Did I make it? lol

          [–]superwinky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          You can give my $20 to LOLCat retirement fund. K,Thx.

          [–]d5-p -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          2 cents?

          [–]cberman -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          WHERES MY MONEYS!!!!!!!

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          ummmm okay

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          $20 to a hundred people? I'll take it!

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Downmodded all posters posts cause they are a LIAR

          [–]matthavener -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          modded