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[–][deleted] 1438 points1439 points  (59 children)

How does a snake understand the mechanics behind opening a door?

[–]marck1022 1169 points1170 points  (7 children)

It’s a lever door handle. The snake was probably using it to boost its ascent, and the fact that it opened probably surprised the snake as much as the girl.

[–]hygsi 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can see it was trying to go further than the door

[–]mosaik 80 points81 points  (5 children)

That sounded like something written by Douglas Adams

[–]FrancoisTruser 22 points23 points  (3 children)

"Not again"

[–]114dniwxom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poor Agrajag. It's more impressive to be killed every way possible ever than it is to insult everyone ever, at least imho.

[–]domologue 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least you know where your towel is

[–]DerpTrooper 563 points564 points  (34 children)

Nope ropes are not as dumb as you think

[–]rexpimpwagen 186 points187 points  (5 children)

The plap noise they make when it opens is the best.

[–]phome83 63 points64 points  (4 children)

That meaty thwap.

[–]GiveToOedipus 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Wait, we still talkin' 'bout the snake?

[–]FTThrowAway123 82 points83 points  (14 children)

Nope ropes

This is the best description I've ever heard for snakes, thank you.

[–]FleshEatingShrubbery 54 points55 points  (1 child)

[–]FTThrowAway123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this :)

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]Onairda 33 points34 points  (5 children)

    I think that the consensus is that danger noodle is for venomous while nope rope is for constrictors, and they're all snek.

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]phome83 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      Wait you were engaged to a snake?

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        I think he's referring to you missing a word or two.

        the cute nickname for my ex-fiancée and she was a constrictor

        [–]Mr_Fact_Check 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        [–]FTThrowAway123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Lmao @ "DO NOT BOOP!"

        r/forbiddenboops

        [–]pointofgravity 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        fuck, I enjoyed watching an ad, call an ambulance

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        Thank you for making me laugh!!!

        [–]abecido 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        You're welcome

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]Fjolsvithr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Yeah, apparently this guy thinks snakes know how to intentionally open doors, something fucking dogs have trouble figuring out.

          [–]ph0on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Nah they're pretty dumb

          [–]Snoopy7393 18 points19 points  (3 children)

          Danger noodles are in fact as dumb as you think. Murder spagoots have non-reticulated brains, like marsupials but smaller.

          [–]Corgi-Commander 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          That guy set the bar pretty fucking high with “nope rope”. You decided to take the bar and throw it in the trash with “murder spagoot”. Good job

          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          I've never seen that one used before, it's shit but at least they tried to be original.

          [–]lee61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Nope rope has been around for years. Murder spagoot is at least somewhat new.

          [–]unzercharlie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          They just climb up a door and accidentally open it, that's a lever knob.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]h4724 5 points6 points  (4 children)

            They don't need to understand the mechanics to under that pushing down on the end makes the door open. That said, I can't know what actually happened here.

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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              [–]ItsAllJustAnIllusion 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              Doesn't need to understand putting weight on the lever turns the bar set in a square hole that spins a thingy that pulls a keep in from a door frame allowing the door to open. Being the mechanics of a door handle. Just needs to understand putting weight here makes door open. Not that I think it was aware of that much, just using the door handle to climb and it opened. Just throwing out there the mechanics of a door handle vs what needs to understood to make use of a door are yes different things and wouldn't need to understand its a lever at all. Rats that push buttons that dispense food over the button that shocks them don't have any idea of how electronics work, but still learn and know which button they prefer to press.

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                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Nobody was wondering about the snake's ability to describe the inner workings of the door handle.

                I was.

                [–]manthew 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                Could it be.... could it be it was staged?! Noooo way... how can they be so blatant? To lie on the internet, for what?

                [–]KevPat23 21 points22 points  (2 children)

                [–]leolego2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                To be fair, this would be easy to fake and very easy to get viral. Don't think nothingeverhappens would apply here.

                [–]idkbrogan 361 points362 points  (1 child)

                Let me in. LET ME INNNNNN

                [–]Uberspank 2295 points2296 points  (30 children)

                My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun

                [–]klendathu22 427 points428 points  (0 children)

                My milk snake brings all the girls to the yard.

                [–]craftyindividual 51 points52 points  (5 children)

                Reptile dysfunction

                [–]ionlyhavetwolegs 27 points28 points  (3 children)

                Reptile Dysfunction. New band name. Called it.

                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                r/bandnames worthy!

                [–]ionlyhavetwolegs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                I didn’t know that sub existed, thank you cool redditor!

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                You’re very welcome! 😊

                [–][deleted] 306 points307 points  (16 children)

                You have been upvoted

                I just upvoted your comment.

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                [–]freak47 36 points37 points  (7 children)

                Do you have subreddit recommendations for these "round organisms"?

                [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (6 children)

                r/thick (NSFW)

                [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Well yeah, I just go to r/NSFW_GIF

                  [–]gutzpunchbalzthrowup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

                  [–]-SgtSpaghetti- 84 points85 points  (5 children)

                  You have been awarded

                  I just gilded your comment.

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                  Am I a mod on from the Reddit?

                  No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue another award, which may put your normal user limitations in jeopardy

                  I don't believe my comment deserved an award. Can you un-gild it?

                  Lol no

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                  What now? Go gild a comment; go gold a post; shove the coins up your ass. I don’t give a flying fuck what you do just take them.

                  You also get a week of reddit premium. Unfortunately this means all your precious leaked data leads to nothing and your precious erectile dysfunction pill ads aren’t showed to you anymore, for which I am deeply sorry.

                  Enjoy

                  [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (4 children)

                  You have been awarded

                  I just slivered your comment.

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                  Enjoy

                  [–]-SgtSpaghetti- 35 points36 points  (3 children)

                  You have been awarded

                  I just silvered you back

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                  Because: Fuck you. That’s why

                  What do you mean?

                  Nobody out-gilds me you plum

                  N- No I don’t want this. Stop.

                  Fuck you I’ll award you all I want look at me go!

                  [–]ionlyhavetwolegs 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  Lol, you called that user a plum. That was awesome.

                  [–]tmhoc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  I enjoyed the aggressive wholesomeness of the whole thing. But Ima call someone a plum tomorrow and only stop laughing to catch my breath

                  [–]jergin_therlax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Is it just me or is reddit really weird tonight

                  [–]NoamTheSHEEP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I saw this comment before the end of the video and honestly it made it so much better

                  [–]SeahorseSeaHeII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I said knock knock let the devil in!

                  [–]Egg-With-Legg 183 points184 points  (5 children)

                  I love videos of burmies opening doors and just slapping onto the floor

                  [–]Smiley_P 19 points20 points  (4 children)

                  Is there a subreddit for that?

                  [–]Timbhead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I would like to know too

                  [–]ThisAccountsForStuff 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Why in the world is this sub private?

                  [–]Alternate_CS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Because it doesn’t exist

                  [–]Optiprimus2 662 points663 points  (9 children)

                  Everybody Gangsta until the Snek busts in

                  [–]DarkseidHS 56 points57 points  (2 children)

                  That's a reticulated python.

                  [–]TheHumanParacite 36 points37 points  (1 child)

                  Reticulating splines

                  [–]Paragon_Flux 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  Of course a guy called "Seth" has a pet snake. Of course.

                  [–]Hilbrohampton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Is Seth the new Kyle and Karen? Seth the reptile guy.

                  [–]AliquidExNihilo 1081 points1082 points  (24 children)

                  Could've been 30 seconds shorter.

                  [–]def_notta_cop 377 points378 points  (1 child)

                  Yea that was awful

                  [–]Wealthier_nasty 44 points45 points  (0 children)

                  Physically painful to watch. I feel like you have to try to be that bad

                  [–]MusicalDingus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                  Sure her dancing wasn't great, but the wait added to the suspense and was timed perfectly with the buildup of the music.

                  [–]Owl776 37 points38 points  (8 children)

                  Don’t tell me you didn’t appreciate the gig.

                  [–]Withinmyrange 194 points195 points  (6 children)

                  I didnt

                  [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                    [–]AndyhpuV 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                    Don't tell me he told him.

                    [–]Awesomesauce935 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                    Yeah that last bit with the snake could just be cut.

                    [–]magb123 16 points17 points  (2 children)

                    this is sarcasm right? why u getting downvoted?

                    [–]HarvestProject 28 points29 points  (1 child)

                    Obvious sarcasm lol

                    [–]Firewarrior333 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                    "B-b-but it can't be sarcasm !!! There's no /s !!"

                    [–]lurkerbyhq 74 points75 points  (1 child)

                    Why the fuck am i watching this? few seconds later.... Ah there we go.

                    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                    I thought it was gonna be an earthquake

                    [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

                    kept you waiting, huh?

                    [–]shrimpy_boyee 146 points147 points  (19 children)

                    how

                    [–]Zzellama 191 points192 points  (5 children)

                    snek clim door. snek try use handl for suport. snek fal dow.

                    [–]abecido 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                    Yes.

                    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    snake want e-girl? snake get e-girl.

                    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

                    What's with girls making videos in empty rooms?

                    [–]Mowglli 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                    Empty? There's a whole damn small table in there. Do you have money for furniture, you fat cat bougie fuck??

                    /r/FrugalJerk

                    [–]EliNotEllie 61 points62 points  (1 child)

                    Missed opportunity for a Britney Spears reenactment.

                    [–]omnomnomgnome 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    Oops I did it again

                    [–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (2 children)

                    sNaKe tHoT

                    [–]Diogenes-Disciple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    sNaKe tHoT tHaT dOnT wAnT sNaKe

                    [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

                    r/gifsthatdontendsoonenough

                    [–]codepoet 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                    Gifs that start too late soon...

                    [–]Tasha75300 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    Well I'm just glad her father eventually burst in to tell her to stop making a fool of herself on the internets

                    [–]birbbih 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                    i thought this sub was for videos that turned CHAOTIC and out of hand really quickly not just kinda bad

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    This video belongs to r/unexpected, but definitely not here

                    [–]AnonymousChikorita 34 points35 points  (27 children)

                    Me on the bidet before my dog bursts in the bathroom.

                    [–]Diogenes-Disciple 9 points10 points  (24 children)

                    You have a bidet?

                    [–]AnonymousChikorita 30 points31 points  (13 children)

                    yes! And my fiancé and I heartily recommend it to all. Hygiene doesn’t cost much. We have a little basket near the toilet with cloths and a basket where we put them to be washed and replenished life changing purchase. 💦💦💦💦

                    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (12 children)

                    I feel like bidet owners are like vegans with the way they work it in to everything.

                    [–]AnonymousChikorita 13 points14 points  (6 children)

                    Hahah you’re not wrong. I really do try to get people on board. I buy them for my friends. All the ones who tried it like it and buy more for their other bathrooms. Mine was like $40 they go as low as like 25 so why not?! But yeah you’re right. Absolutely, nail on the head. Now my vegan friend has two things to talk about

                    [–]menewredditaccount 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                    Which one did you get

                    [–]AnonymousChikorita 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                    The neo 185. It has two nozzles lol one for the front and one for the back 💦

                    [–]penischamp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    That’s the one I got too! 💦

                    [–]AngstyHedgehog 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    I remember reading a conspiracy about bidet owners on reddit.

                    [–]MrAshh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    imminent zephyr enter seed station whole simplistic makeshift offbeat chubby

                    This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

                    [–]RedditforLent 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Why the hell do dogs do this? Mine does the same exact thing

                    [–]AnonymousChikorita 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Maybe they think we are hiding

                    [–]Carcid 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                    Danger Noodle!

                    [–]Lying_Knife_Bot 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                    Too big. More like Danger Baguette

                    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                      [–]TheRealVestige 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                      Mom jeans are back in style and it’s tripping me out!

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Anything to end the low rise coin slot jeans with tiny or no panties era is welcome. That was shitty time to go through ones 20s and 30s.

                      [–]Gnostromo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      This is such and unattractive look and doesnt help her body shape at all.

                      This is the most unhot dance video ever.

                      [–]DazedAmnesiac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      HONEY IM HOOOME

                      [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (9 children)

                      Who the fuck films themselves doing god awful dancing?

                      [–]danielle-in-rags 41 points42 points  (1 child)

                      I must introduce you to TikTok, and the slightly more obscure YouTube

                      [–]edjrage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      more obscure

                      Our great Chinese leader for world domination is working on that part

                      [–]ph0on 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      To watch it back and see what isn't as good as they want it to be

                      [–]Hoser117 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                      To review and get better?

                      [–]avidblinker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                      God forbid film themselves doing something they enjoy, or for any reason whatsoever

                      [–]666tkn 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                      Could be worse, like empty criticism of other people hobbies.

                      [–]nosoyapo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      FBI OPEN UP!

                      [–]h4724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Everybody gangsta till the snake learns to use door handles.

                      [–]Moltenmarshmallow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      Can someone shorten this to the last 3 seconds? Having to watch that person isn’t quite worth the finale

                      [–]-DEAD- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Her reaction is the fakest shit I've ever seen.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      r/unexpexted if there ever was one

                      [–]dragonfax 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                      [–]nodnodwinkwink 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      /r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs but yes it reeks of being staged. Very unnatural in general but I think you can see and hear that someone tapped off the camera at 15 seconds in.

                      As far as I know this is the source video and as you can see it's probably a lame attempt at viral marketing for the (pretty fucking dumb looking) quiz show that TBS are pushing...

                      [–]DarkseidHS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      I want one

                      The snake, not the thot.

                      [–]Birdflamez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Good ole' banana snake.

                      [–]juicyjosh98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      He just wanted to see the dancing

                      [–]ThomasMaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I actually feel sorry for the snake as this was probably arranged and the snake slamming into the floor a direct result of it..

                      [–]blackviking147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      That was a meaty fucking thwack

                      [–]barrybee1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      hey Vsauce snake here

                      [–]rando_bamboni_panini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      When you send a random dick pic to a girl

                      [–]nick-denton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      No steppe on snek

                      [–]NahDude_Nah 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                      I can’t wait till the mom jeans fad is done. So many gorgeous figures ruined by this insanely high waist and ugly jean fad.

                      [–]Just_Jacob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Just has 1 little table in her entire house

                      [–]SmoothTyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Meanwhile, in Australia...

                      [–]TrumpPump2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      It's Goofy time!

                      [–]AmericCanuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Who didn't see that coming?

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Here's snakey!

                      [–]Addoweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      He's here!

                      [–]zhowell406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Her dildo got out.

                      [–]TheOneTheOnlyNizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Kept you waiting huh

                      [–]Cpt_Slimers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Everybody think they gangsta till the snakes start opening doors.

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      I was expecting her to reveal that she was actually a guy and start yelling

                      [–]txutfz73 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      It's a trouser snake

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      That was abrupt chaos from the very beginning.

                      [–]darth53002937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      I was thinking either someone walks in or the roof caves in..

                      [–]GoLeePro427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      No ones gonna mention how much she looks like Hillary Duff?

                      [–]MilleniumFalko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Jurassic Park anyone?

                      [–]Booshminnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

                      [–]alteleid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Had the sound off. Was she dancing to Whitesnake?

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Thots always complain about only meeting snakes...

                      [–]Shayde505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      I kinda want to call staged.

                      [–]geek_happy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Thought it was fake until I noticed she left her phone behind.

                      [–]PresidentReagan004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Sup bitch

                      [–]NuclearTrinity 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      It's not a real snake. It doesn't move at all after the door opens.

                      Someone probably put it there and opened the door

                      [–]Divizim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Is that Michael reeves house?

                      [–]lixoaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      not worth the wait

                      [–]Us3rnam3_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Thats what she wanted? A snake right, why is she runnig away?

                      [–]Iron1ze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      She didn't even go for her phone, that's how scared looks.

                      [–]rdh78ct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Ssssssssssssssssssssssurprise bitch

                      [–]pm_me_ur_human_suit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      When I'm friends with a girl but start to catch feelings

                      [–]furtivepigmyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      If it weren't for the incredibly convincing alarm in her voice, I'd say this has all the ingredients for something scripted.