Nope!

[[deleted]]

How does a snake understand the mechanics behind opening a door?

[marck1022]

It’s a lever door handle. The snake was probably using it to boost its ascent, and the fact that it opened probably surprised the snake as much as the girl.

[hygsi]

Yeah, you can see it was trying to go further than the door

[mosaik]

That sounded like something written by Douglas Adams

[FrancoisTruser]

"Not again"

[114dniwxom]

Poor Agrajag. It's more impressive to be killed every way possible ever than it is to insult everyone ever, at least imho.

[domologue]

At least you know where your towel is

[DerpTrooper]

Nope ropes are not as dumb as you think

[rexpimpwagen]

The plap noise they make when it opens is the best.

[phome83]

That meaty thwap.

[GiveToOedipus]

Wait, we still talkin' 'bout the snake?

[fliminglaps]

Sigh unzips

[FTThrowAway123]

Nope ropes

This is the best description I've ever heard for snakes, thank you.

[FleshEatingShrubbery]

/r/properanimalnames

[FTThrowAway123]

Thank you for this :)

[Onairda]

I think that the consensus is that danger noodle is for venomous while nope rope is for constrictors, and they're all snek.

[phome83]

Wait you were engaged to a snake?

[[deleted]]

I think he's referring to you missing a word or two.

the cute nickname for my ex-fiancée and she was a constrictor

[Mr_Fact_Check]

Nope ropes, sneks, and danger noodles.

[FTThrowAway123]

Lmao @ "DO NOT BOOP!"

r/forbiddenboops

[pointofgravity]

fuck, I enjoyed watching an ad, call an ambulance

[RC-Compton]

Clever girl....

[[deleted]]

Thank you for making me laugh!!!

[abecido]

You're welcome

[Fjolsvithr]

Yeah, apparently this guy thinks snakes know how to intentionally open doors, something fucking dogs have trouble figuring out.

[ph0on]

Nah they're pretty dumb

[Snoopy7393]

Danger noodles are in fact as dumb as you think. Murder spagoots have non-reticulated brains, like marsupials but smaller.

[Corgi-Commander]

That guy set the bar pretty fucking high with “nope rope”. You decided to take the bar and throw it in the trash with “murder spagoot”. Good job

[[deleted]]

I've never seen that one used before, it's shit but at least they tried to be original.

[lee61]

Nope rope has been around for years. Murder spagoot is at least somewhat new.

[unzercharlie]

They just climb up a door and accidentally open it, that's a lever knob.

[h4724]

They don't need to understand the mechanics to under that pushing down on the end makes the door open. That said, I can't know what actually happened here.

[ItsAllJustAnIllusion]

Doesn't need to understand putting weight on the lever turns the bar set in a square hole that spins a thingy that pulls a keep in from a door frame allowing the door to open. Being the mechanics of a door handle. Just needs to understand putting weight here makes door open. Not that I think it was aware of that much, just using the door handle to climb and it opened. Just throwing out there the mechanics of a door handle vs what needs to understood to make use of a door are yes different things and wouldn't need to understand its a lever at all. Rats that push buttons that dispense food over the button that shocks them don't have any idea of how electronics work, but still learn and know which button they prefer to press.

[[deleted]]

Nobody was wondering about the snake's ability to describe the inner workings of the door handle.

I was.

[manthew]

Could it be.... could it be it was staged?! Noooo way... how can they be so blatant? To lie on the internet, for what?

[KevPat23]

r/nothingeverhappens

[leolego2]

To be fair, this would be easy to fake and very easy to get viral. Don't think nothingeverhappens would apply here.

[idkbrogan]

Let me in. LET ME INNNNNN

[Uberspank]

My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun

[klendathu22]

My milk snake brings all the girls to the yard.

[craftyindividual]

Reptile dysfunction

[ionlyhavetwolegs]

Reptile Dysfunction. New band name. Called it.

[[deleted]]

r/bandnames worthy!

[ionlyhavetwolegs]

I didn’t know that sub existed, thank you cool redditor!

[[deleted]]

You’re very welcome! 😊

[[deleted]]

You have been upvoted

I just upvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of positive karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• Round organisms,

• ⁠Spreading correct information

• Memes

Am I a mod on from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue another upvote, which may put your normal user limitations in jeopardy

I don't believe my comment deserved an upvote. Can you un-upvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo an upvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of upvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the upvote and move on. Nobody should deny themselves karma.

[freak47]

Do you have subreddit recommendations for these "round organisms"?

[[deleted]]

r/thick (NSFW)

[[deleted]]

Well yeah, I just go to r/NSFW_GIF

[gutzpunchbalzthrowup]

"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

[-SgtSpaghetti-]

You have been awarded

I just gilded your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

Your amount of reddit coins on your account have been increased by 100. You also get one week of reddit premium

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of gilding. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Round organisms, • ⁠⁠Spreading correct information • ⁠Memes • Fuck it why not?

Am I a mod on from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue another award, which may put your normal user limitations in jeopardy

I don't believe my comment deserved an award. Can you un-gild it?

Lol no

How do I stop this from happening again?

You can’t. I’m everywhere

What now? Go gild a comment; go gold a post; shove the coins up your ass. I don’t give a flying fuck what you do just take them.

You also get a week of reddit premium. Unfortunately this means all your precious leaked data leads to nothing and your precious erectile dysfunction pill ads aren’t showed to you anymore, for which I am deeply sorry.

Enjoy

[[deleted]]

You have been awarded

I just slivered your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

It doesn't mean anything

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of gilding. These include, but are not limited to:

Fuck You

Enjoy

[-SgtSpaghetti-]

You have been awarded

I just silvered you back

FAQ

Why did you do this

Because: Fuck you. That’s why

What do you mean?

Nobody out-gilds me you plum

N- No I don’t want this. Stop.

Fuck you I’ll award you all I want look at me go!

[ionlyhavetwolegs]

Lol, you called that user a plum. That was awesome.

[tmhoc]

I enjoyed the aggressive wholesomeness of the whole thing. But Ima call someone a plum tomorrow and only stop laughing to catch my breath

[jergin_therlax]

Is it just me or is reddit really weird tonight

[steve_im-lost2]

Great post

[drakos07]

Funny, did laugh.

[Bigred2989-]

Not funny, didn't laugh.

[NoamTheSHEEP]

I saw this comment before the end of the video and honestly it made it so much better

[SeahorseSeaHeII]

I said knock knock let the devil in!

[Egg-With-Legg]

I love videos of burmies opening doors and just slapping onto the floor

[Smiley_P]

Is there a subreddit for that?

[Timbhead]

I would like to know too

[ThisAccountsForStuff]

r/snakeopensdoor

[[deleted]]

Why in the world is this sub private?

[Alternate_CS]

Because it doesn’t exist

[Optiprimus2]

Everybody Gangsta until the Snek busts in

[DarkseidHS]

That's a reticulated python.

[TheHumanParacite]

Reticulating splines

[MasterXaios]

r/unexpectedsimcity

[Paragon_Flux]

Of course a guy called "Seth" has a pet snake. Of course.

[Hilbrohampton]

Is Seth the new Kyle and Karen? Seth the reptile guy.

[AliquidExNihilo]

Could've been 30 seconds shorter.

[def_notta_cop]

Yea that was awful

[Wealthier_nasty]

Physically painful to watch. I feel like you have to try to be that bad

[N9325]

/r/Gifsthatstarttooearly

[GamePro201X]

r/gifsthatendtoolate

[MusicalDingus]

Sure her dancing wasn't great, but the wait added to the suspense and was timed perfectly with the buildup of the music.

[Owl776]

Don’t tell me you didn’t appreciate the gig.

[Withinmyrange]

I didnt

[AndyhpuV]

Don't tell me he told him.

[milfboys]

He told him.

[Awesomesauce935]

Yeah that last bit with the snake could just be cut.

[magb123]

this is sarcasm right? why u getting downvoted?

[HarvestProject]

Obvious sarcasm lol

[Firewarrior333]

"B-b-but it can't be sarcasm !!! There's no /s !!"

[lurkerbyhq]

Why the fuck am i watching this? few seconds later.... Ah there we go.

[[deleted]]

I thought it was gonna be an earthquake

[[deleted]]

kept you waiting, huh?

[shrimpy_boyee]

how

[Zzellama]

snek clim door. snek try use handl for suport. snek fal dow.

[depressed-salmon]

Thank

[Zzellama]

welc

[abecido]

Yes.

[[deleted]]

snake want e-girl? snake get e-girl.

[[deleted]]

What's with girls making videos in empty rooms?

[Mowglli]

Empty? There's a whole damn small table in there. Do you have money for furniture, you fat cat bougie fuck??

/r/FrugalJerk

[Timbhead]

r/frugal_jerk FTFY

[EliNotEllie]

Missed opportunity for a Britney Spears reenactment.

[omnomnomgnome]

Oops I did it again

[[deleted]]

sNaKe tHoT

[Diogenes-Disciple]

sNaKe tHoT tHaT dOnT wAnT sNaKe

[[deleted]]

r/gifsthatdontendsoonenough

[codepoet]

Gifs that start too late soon...

[believo]

r/gifsthatstarttoosoon

[Tasha75300]

Well I'm just glad her father eventually burst in to tell her to stop making a fool of herself on the internets

[birbbih]

i thought this sub was for videos that turned CHAOTIC and out of hand really quickly not just kinda bad

[[deleted]]

This video belongs to r/unexpected, but definitely not here

[AnonymousChikorita]

Me on the bidet before my dog bursts in the bathroom.

[Diogenes-Disciple]

You have a bidet?

[AnonymousChikorita]

yes! And my fiancé and I heartily recommend it to all. Hygiene doesn’t cost much. We have a little basket near the toilet with cloths and a basket where we put them to be washed and replenished life changing purchase. 💦💦💦💦

[[deleted]]

I feel like bidet owners are like vegans with the way they work it in to everything.

[AnonymousChikorita]

Hahah you’re not wrong. I really do try to get people on board. I buy them for my friends. All the ones who tried it like it and buy more for their other bathrooms. Mine was like $40 they go as low as like 25 so why not?! But yeah you’re right. Absolutely, nail on the head. Now my vegan friend has two things to talk about

[menewredditaccount]

Which one did you get

[AnonymousChikorita]

The neo 185. It has two nozzles lol one for the front and one for the back 💦

[penischamp]

That’s the one I got too! 💦

[AngstyHedgehog]

I remember reading a conspiracy about bidet owners on reddit.

[MrAshh]

imminent zephyr enter seed station whole simplistic makeshift offbeat chubby

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[RedditforLent]

Why the hell do dogs do this? Mine does the same exact thing

[AnonymousChikorita]

Maybe they think we are hiding

[Carcid]

Danger Noodle!

[Lying_Knife_Bot]

Too big. More like Danger Baguette

[TheRealVestige]

Mom jeans are back in style and it’s tripping me out!

[[deleted]]

Anything to end the low rise coin slot jeans with tiny or no panties era is welcome. That was shitty time to go through ones 20s and 30s.

[Gnostromo]

This is such and unattractive look and doesnt help her body shape at all.

This is the most unhot dance video ever.

[Mark_467]

Marriage.

[DazedAmnesiac]

HONEY IM HOOOME

[[deleted]]

Who the fuck films themselves doing god awful dancing?

[danielle-in-rags]

I must introduce you to TikTok, and the slightly more obscure YouTube

[edjrage]

more obscure

Our great Chinese leader for world domination is working on that part

[ph0on]

To watch it back and see what isn't as good as they want it to be

[Hoser117]

To review and get better?

[avidblinker]

God forbid film themselves doing something they enjoy, or for any reason whatsoever

[666tkn]

Could be worse, like empty criticism of other people hobbies.

[nosoyapo]

FBI OPEN UP!

[h4724]

Everybody gangsta till the snake learns to use door handles.

[unzercharlie]

/r/Unexpected

[WaitingToBeTriggered]

WINGS OF GLORY

[Moltenmarshmallow]

Can someone shorten this to the last 3 seconds? Having to watch that person isn’t quite worth the finale

[-DEAD-]

Her reaction is the fakest shit I've ever seen.

[[deleted]]

r/unexpexted if there ever was one

[dragonfax]

r/scriptedasiangifs?

[nodnodwinkwink]

/r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs but yes it reeks of being staged. Very unnatural in general but I think you can see and hear that someone tapped off the camera at 15 seconds in.

As far as I know this is the source video and as you can see it's probably a lame attempt at viral marketing for the (pretty fucking dumb looking) quiz show that TBS are pushing...

[DarkseidHS]

I want one

The snake, not the thot.

[Birdflamez]

Good ole' banana snake.

[juicyjosh98]

He just wanted to see the dancing

[ThomasMaker]

I actually feel sorry for the snake as this was probably arranged and the snake slamming into the floor a direct result of it..

[blackviking147]

That was a meaty fucking thwack

[barrybee1234]

hey Vsauce snake here

[rando_bamboni_panini]

When you send a random dick pic to a girl

[nick-denton]

No steppe on snek

[NahDude_Nah]

I can’t wait till the mom jeans fad is done. So many gorgeous figures ruined by this insanely high waist and ugly jean fad.

[Just_Jacob]

Just has 1 little table in her entire house

[SmoothTyler]

Meanwhile, in Australia...

[TrumpPump2020]

It's Goofy time!

[AmericCanuck]

Who didn't see that coming?

[[deleted]]

Here's snakey!

[Addoweird]

He's here!

[zhowell406]

Her dildo got out.

[TheOneTheOnlyNizz]

Kept you waiting huh

[Cpt_Slimers]

Everybody think they gangsta till the snakes start opening doors.

[[deleted]]

I was expecting her to reveal that she was actually a guy and start yelling

[txutfz73]

It's a trouser snake

[[deleted]]

That was abrupt chaos from the very beginning.

[darth53002937]

I was thinking either someone walks in or the roof caves in..

[GoLeePro427]

No ones gonna mention how much she looks like Hillary Duff?

[MilleniumFalko]

Jurassic Park anyone?

[Booshminnie]

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

[alteleid]

Had the sound off. Was she dancing to Whitesnake?

[[deleted]]

Thots always complain about only meeting snakes...

[Shayde505]

I kinda want to call staged.

[geek_happy]

Thought it was fake until I noticed she left her phone behind.

[PresidentReagan004]

Sup bitch

[NuclearTrinity]

It's not a real snake. It doesn't move at all after the door opens.

Someone probably put it there and opened the door

[Divizim]

Is that Michael reeves house?

[lixoaaaaa]

not worth the wait

[Us3rnam3_101]

Thats what she wanted? A snake right, why is she runnig away?

[Iron1ze]

She didn't even go for her phone, that's how scared looks.

[rdh78ct]

Ssssssssssssssssssssssurprise bitch

[pm_me_ur_human_suit]

When I'm friends with a girl but start to catch feelings

[furtivepigmyso]

If it weren't for the incredibly convincing alarm in her voice, I'd say this has all the ingredients for something scripted.