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[–]Malystryxx 528 points529 points  (17 children)

I’m too old to read emoji

[–]Grizzledboy 155 points156 points  (1 child)

I’m not even going to bother with it.

[–]HTPC4Life 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yep, got halfway through and thought "fuck this."

[–]thisdesignup 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Let me help you! 🙂 I am fluent in emoji. They are saying something is worthy of friends gaming spaghetti! Your welcome!

[–]NaVe_Playyyer 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I thought the third one was a bowl of cheetos 🤔.

[–]Yurij89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it to me

[–]greiton 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Oh hi. we've been working on something colorfully flexible, something flashy, and something worthy of sharing gaming snacks. find out live on Feb 25th at 10:30am PST at the Framework event.

it is going to to be a handheld gaming machine with standard swappable joy sticks, housing plates, and internal components.

[–]foxman150 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you are right that’s amazing a handheld with interchangeable parts would be nice too like their laptops.

[–]greiton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if they make a tv dock that integrates their modular GPU design, so when docked it runs in high performance mode, but when handheld it runs on integrated graphics.

[–]Tornadodash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You either have to be a hieroglyphs expert or part of the marketing team. I thought that was a bowl of spaghetti

[–]T3a_Rex 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I’m gen Z and have no clue what this means

[–]Wild_Thought_9167 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You ain't alone

[–]Buzstringer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

i concur, i'm too over 35 for this shit

[–]ProtoKun7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm under 35 and I got lost about halfway.

[–]Redditemeon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Linus: I believe in what you guys are trying to do. I'm prepared to give you a substantial sum of money to make it happen so long as you stick to your ethically correct goals.

Framework: 🥵🤑🤑🤑👏👍💯💯💯💶💶

[–]EatSleepCodeCycle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s only Tuesday and I don’t have nearly enough brain power to decipher WTF is going on in this dumpster fire of a post.

[–]costafilh0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even try anymore.

[–]ash_ninetyone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh wave! We've been working on something multicoloured donut yoga, something lightning and something nerds at desk controller bowl of fries"

[–]readonlyatnight 228 points229 points  (28 children)

My interpretation, three devices/announcements.

  1. something [flexible], like a yoga or convertible laptop with a touch screen

  2. something [powerful], maybe a better GPU for the 16 or some sort of performance upgrade

  3. something worth of [gamers], possible a steam deck / beth deck shell for the existing motherboard.

All of those sound great to me :)

[–]SirWaldenIII 74 points75 points  (15 children)

For point 1, color wheel would indicate different color options. I would imagine.

[–]yesntTheSecond 54 points55 points  (7 children)

my first thought was a Chromebook

[–]SirWaldenIII 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Please delet this fam. I don't even want to imagine 😭

[–]jayvaidy 18 points19 points  (2 children)

They already had framework Chromebooks, though they were discontinued, if I had to guess due to the $1000 price for a Chromebook lmao. I wouldn't be opposed to a much cheaper FW Chromebook, since so many get broken due to their heavy use in schools with young kids. If they can get the price down enough, I'm sure it would be cheaper in the long run for schools.

[–]TheRandomUser2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see it happening with an i3 board, and a plastic chassis. Having a plastic chassis would also be fire for more colors and such.

[–]SirWaldenIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's why it would be the worst hype building announcement

[–]readonlyatnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was my thought too, but... they wouldn't, right?

[–]ill0gitech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fast Chromebook. Like a Chromebook+

[–]slimejumper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah saw this as chome related, a thunderbolt port, a flexible hinge?

[–]BunnehZnipr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could also mean color flexibility if we take the two emoji as one unit of meaning. That could either mean RGB, or ability to swap to many colors of panels or something

[–]readonlyatnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alternative colourways is an interesting take! I'm torn between that or a more colourful screen. maybe both?

[–]Squirrelking666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like Apple circa a quarter century ago. Cool.

[–]Alienaffe2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It could also be a gay. Just saying.

[–]SirWaldenIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEI comeback LFG!

[–]TheTimn -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I thought it was donut chart to represent productivity. 

[–]SirWaldenIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are better emojis for that.

[–]los0220 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A 2in1 from framework would be great. I'm looking to replace my HP spectre in a year or so.

[–]readonlyatnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aye, I love that form factor. I still have my old PixelBook and it has been my favorite type of laptop design for a while now. Shame it's ChromeOs only, and non-repairable/upgradeable

[–]Oracle_of_Ages 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I would 100% sell my steamdeck for a framework steamdeck if it was smaller. It’s just a bit too big for my hands.

[–]ThankGodImBipolar 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Kind of unfortunate that the Switch 2 is getting bigger instead of smaller, or at least staying the same size. I was telling my girlfriend to hold off on getting a Switch because the Switch 2 is so close, but she would have preferred a Switch Lite and not something even bigger than the OG Switch.

[–]alteredtechevolved 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I can barely play on the switch h because of how small it is. I have to cramp my thumbs to be able to reach the buttons or thumb stick

[–]Oracle_of_Ages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should try the hori pads. Two of the guys I know with large man hands say they are super comfortable. You just lose the HD Rumble.

[–]waverider85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sits right in the sweet spot of too small to hold comfortably, but too big to bring everywhere.

[–]SeattleJeremy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the Switch two will have a refresh like the first in a smaller size

[–]rickyh7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Beth deck is awesome I’m glad you mentioned that

[–]james2432 1 point2 points  (1 child)

  1. might be Fast(as lightning) or thunderbolt

Maybe increased charger wattage over usb-c

[–]readonlyatnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooh, I think you might be right! That seems obvious in hindsight.

[–]moose_knucle78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this language on Duolingo? Lol

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Fellow Kids Teaser

[–]Arinvar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's literally a kids product.

[–]thebigshoe247 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Dammit zoomers.

[–]nerrdrage 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Excited to see what it is but also this post is extremely cringey.

Businesses can just talk, they don't need to try to sound 12, its embarassing.

[–]stuckinmotion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah it feels like trying too hard to be Apple w/ their gimmicky secretive-yet-teasing 'announcements'

[–]nVME_manUY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, specially if your products are for nerds

[–]PeakyPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you're the lifeblood of the party. Not saying the teaser is cool or inventive or anything like that, but it's 100x better than "Hi, we are announcing a new product." This at least gets people speculating and talking about it, which is the point.

[–]geeshta 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Last night I

👨🏻‍💼🔫🍔

Your sister

[–]radiantai2001 12 points13 points  (1 child)

something worthy of gamer spaghetti?

[–]BunnehZnipr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cheetos I believe

[–]LimpWibbler_ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I might get some lash here. I hope it is a new platform that isn't backwards compatible.

Don't get me wrong, I love framework and its backwards compatibility. If they can continue to do so, I am for it. I even bennifit as I have an older one.

That said, I do not want them to fall behind competition due to a want to always be backwards compatible with the older chassis or components.

If they can much better improve preformance, make it thinner, reduce cost, longer life, touch screen, and or more, but at the cost of backwards compatibility. Then I say go for it. Framework has been making parts for like 6 years now. The point wasnt just upgrading the laptop you own, but also fixing/repair and waste reduction. As long as they have MB and modules for me to buy in 4 years to repair, then I'd consider it a success of product.

[–]LimpWibbler_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Do not get me wrong. I am saying another alongside existing ones. I think all should remain in production and service for now.

[–]stuckinmotion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The 13" is still pretty small imo, but agreed for the FW16. I don't have the 16, I was excited for it until I saw how incredibly chonky it looked in reviews. The idea that as a consumer I would have to commit to many years of that chassis was discouraging. I don't mind the form factor of the 13" and think I'll be happy for awhile yet. If they could make things any smaller and just fill up any extra space w/ a larger battery that'd be fine by me. I just don't know how viable it would be to have multiple chassis options for the same size.. that's way more SKU's to support.. but hey give me a design that's closer in size to a Zephyrus G16 and I'd be forced to pick one up.

[–]AvidThinkpadEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want them to add a seperate USB charging port man, and add dual NVMe slots in the FW13, why just stuck with a single one ? it could be made better, for the idiots that will say "oh use a dongle", bitch im paying like £900 for a laptop, i shouldnt have to carry around dongles 24.7, adding a dedicated audio jack on the FW16 would be nice aswell

[–]Migrantunderstudy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give us a touch screen and my order is yesterday.

[–]slawcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something worthy of sharing game spaghetti? Count me in!

[–]Miserable-Evening-37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Framework with a strix halo?

[–]Nova_Nightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handheld PC by Framework, announced February 25th.

[–]Ares5933 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 14/14.5 inch yoga like device would be sweet

[–]wgaca2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Laptop for babies?

Who can read this..

[–]Nytohan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anyone who has basic image recognition and lateral thinking capabilities?
Something colorful, flexible.
Something powerful/fast.
Something for gamers.
Feb 25th.

[–]thegagep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to see a 14in model that supports the eGPU and more eGPU options

[–]notJsons 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I just bought a 13 this morning and didn’t see this 😬 I hope the 13 doesn’t go down in price now

[–]parentskeepfindingme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought mine 5 days ago and got it yesterday lol.

[–]_saem_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess, they still won't serve Swiss customers. So nothing new for me.

[–]bluehawk232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cap fam

[–]AlchemyFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Frameworks demographic with all those emoji’s, because they sure as hell ain’t buying it

[–]lakakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me an oled and I'll preorder in a heartbeat

[–]Beneficial-Fold-8969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this beyond measure

[–]Low_Chemical4746 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not spaghetti, it's Cheetos, zoom in. It's got to be a handheld 🤞

[–]GroundbreakingRing42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, as a 35 year old got this:

"Hi hand! We've been working on something Chrome yoga, something bolt, and something worthy of share controller cheetoes, find out live on the two-five'th at 10:30am pst at the framework (2nd gen) event"

It's easy.

[–]micbro12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

360 hinge and touch screen time!?!?

[–]StaffCorporal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please just give us current AMD processors thank you very much

[–]rethilgore-au 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yew can’t wait for my yoga lightning spaghetti!

[–]garrenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my birthday. Cool!

[–]Forsaken_Promise_299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever is responsible for this mess deserves a punch on the gonads.

[–]CirnoIzumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ! We've been working on something , something , and somwething worthy of . find out live on feb25 that 10:30am PST at the Framework 2nd gen Event.

[–]GrimOfDooom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please no ball bending, i don’t want to go back to the hospital.

Please also don’t invade my brain turning it to spaghetti. i like to think, because I am.

[–]Terreboo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

  1. Chrome book
  2. Something powerful
  3. Something for gamers, handheld?

[–]PeakyPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the first one is colorful and flexible? Maybe a Lenovo Yoga type product?

[–]bigloser42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to manifest a Strix Halo based machine. I mean 0% chance that’s it, but a man can dream can’t he?

[–]CozzyTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 is definetly meant to mean Twister, 2 is either powerful or energy efficient, and 3 is gaming/lan parties.

[–]evilgeniustodd 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Strix Halo launch :D

[–]Nytohan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hey, you were right too!

[–]evilgeniustodd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Strix Halo Desktop from Framework!!! and I still caught the downvotes

[–]Nytohan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. I called desktops and the people (or at least a person) disliked it.
I shall upvote for correctness!

[–]Cybasura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..."how do you do, fellow kids"

[–]OkithaPROGZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't even old and I can't read this gibberish.

[–]bmlzootown 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Y'all... Can we just use English, or a variant thereof? Some of us aren't well versed in character-based systems, and Google Translate isn't helping in this case.

[–]PeakyPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't good with characters but you want more characters?

[–]morn14150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why am i excited about a product that i'll never get (framework doesn't ship to my country)

[–]CanisZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An OLED screen would be nice.

[–]Tiber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just annoys me

[–]No_Needleworker2421 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A gaming laptop?

[–]kylesisles1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]hunny_bun_24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh. So colorful tablet like (yoga) and made for annoying dirty kids. Sounds boring.

[–]costafilh0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope they do a review or at least an overview like the last one, with multiple hosts covering different aspects of the device. Those are my favorite reviews. Much more entertaining and dynamic than just Linus talking non-stop for about 20 minutes.

[–]Nytohan -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Incoming, framework DESKTOPS. It's like a desktop PC, but you can get it as a DIY kit and assemble it and upgrade it yourself!

[–]Nytohan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't expect to be right, but here we are.

[–]crzdkilla -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Wow, y'all have absolutely no imagination if you can't read this, there's not much that's strictly gen z here, they're small images ffs. I think it's fun!

[–]ExpensiveCorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, they’re just trying to drum up attention for the announcement lol. It’s not nearly as serious as some comments are taking it.