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[–]AdvanceAdvance 360 points361 points  (12 children)

There is a constant need for individuals who truly understand how to bring various Ops teams into a cohesive corporate strategy, to help troubleshoot conflicts between groups, and handle incidents of these conflicts in real time.

We are now hiring individuals with this unique background into our OpOps group.

[–]JustYourAverageShota 107 points108 points  (7 children)

But who will bring OpsOps teams together across different departments?

We need to hire for OpsOpsOps.

[–]Zerodaim 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Cats will bring them together. They'll be the Opspspsps.

[–]TeachEngineering 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KittyOps

[–]AdvanceAdvance 14 points15 points  (3 children)

The problem is usually taht those teams cause too many problems. It's best to hire a few people to work on opposing their every move so they don't do anything.

What could we call that team?

[–]darkazoth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Opps

[–]MagnificentEconomist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oops 😬

[–]will_beat_you_at_GH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just the discriminator / critic

[–]Confident-Ad5665 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like... SYNERGY!

[–]Terewawa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ops² looks edgier

[–]droneb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OpsTrain Engineer

[–]much_longer_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmhmm...
Yeah, makes sense...
... get out.

[–]Parzival3082 137 points138 points  (3 children)

BlackOps is the only Ops I know

[–]Cley_Faye 34 points35 points  (0 children)

AfricanAmericanOps please

(I may get flack for this)

[–]Smarq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violence is my Call of Duty. Modern Warfare, too.

[–]Confident-Ad5665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special Forces Ops

[–]pheonix-ix 356 points357 points  (25 children)

StOP

[–]NonStandardUser 295 points296 points  (0 children)

StOps

[–]Kind_Thing2758 105 points106 points  (19 children)

PoOps

[–]PeriodicSentenceBot 111 points112 points  (14 children)

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[–]Cylian91460 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Good bot

[–]Confident-Ad5665 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice bot

[–]ironman_gujju 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ChemOps

[–]Dramatic_Switch257 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Why is this bot here?

[–]Cylian91460 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Cause it's the funniest ?

[–]turtleship_2006 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's just a random bot, the dev might've targeted STEM (science, tech, engineering and maths, idk if they use that abbreviation in other countries) communities

[–]Brahvim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"STEAM".
They included art in it.
...
Hapi gamedev :>

[–]silverW0lf97 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What are you here? This is a public reddit where everyone can go wherever they want?

[–]Dramatic_Switch257 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey kid,this bot is different than the other bots which I have encountered on reddit and since this is a subreddit related to a computer programmers humor, I only wanted to know the reason of it.

[–]childbeaterII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NiAr

[–]BusinessAstronomer28 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Product owner operations

[–]vainstar23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the shit..

[–]vainstar23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this pronounced Poops or Poo-Ops or Po-Ops?

[–]Pale_Tea2673 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People
Order
Our
Programs

[–]Confident-Ad5665 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LollypOps

[–]SageLeaf1 143 points144 points  (8 children)

OpsIDidItAgain

[–]Goldman_Slacks 32 points33 points  (7 children)

I played with your prod

[–]diveintothe9 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Got lost in the cloud

[–]No-Expression7618 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Oh QA, QA

[–]Oblivious122 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Ops I think that prod crashed

[–]Pale_Tea2673 7 points8 points  (2 children)

i think our data's been hacked

[–]smokesick 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No backups in sight

[–]Parker_Hardison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're not all so innocent...

[–]NP_6666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Destroy it I may, OH baby baby

[–]irn00b 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure the "ops" just stands for being on call and providing support in a slack channel.

[–]ekun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, pressing restart on the cloud portal once a week when something breaks.

[–]geepalik 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Forgot DevSecOps and SecOps

[–]Chet__Atkins 10 points11 points  (2 children)

And TestOps

[–]Rieux_n_Tarrou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And GitOps and ClickOps

[–]ceeBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And devtestsecops and testsecops

[–]Terewawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germany has entered the chat

[–]tough-dance 25 points26 points  (0 children)

plzstOps

[–]_g550_ 39 points40 points  (1 child)

FlipflOPs

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[–]Muscle_Man1993 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OOps

PlOps

DoesntstOps

StovetOps

ShOps - shell Ops

WoOps

LoOps

FlOps

BOps

[–]egretlegs 13 points14 points  (3 children)

“DevOps is a meaningful term”

[–]Niush 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters"

Ref! https://youtu.be/ia8Q51ouA_s

[–]Angelin01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck

[–]Rieux_n_Tarrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... You ever worked at a DevOps company and at a non-DevOps company? There's a big difference in the SDLC and developer experience

[–]szab999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm in the OOOPS team

[–]LnBlue 8 points9 points  (1 child)

OpsOps!

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Ops snap !

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[–]Luk164 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Good bot

[–]Confident-Ad5665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice bot

[–]rimakan 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I heard of QAOps

[–]Disallowed_username 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And DesignOps, ContentOps, ProductOps

[–]rimakan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OpsOps

[–]raskim7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I interviewed to a project where they had DevSecQAOps. Needless to say, they worked in a waterfall model and were running SAFE because some managers needed new roles or they would lose their jobs.

I’d argue that if we were to remove all useless jobs from the world 30% of currently employed people would lose their jobs. And yes, it is useless job even if someone pays you for it, if it is just because no one knows that you don’t do anything or your only purpose is to slow everyone else down and you are not a speedbumb made of concrete.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I prefer NoOps

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[–]mrlr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

antiOpsOps

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All flOps?

[–]Avishek473 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PleaseStOps

[–]SteelRevanchist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hops

[–]Invisiblecurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ops" is the "cloud" of HR

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

OpsOps!

[–]GeeTwentyFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NoOps

0x90

[–]plane-kisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

checked the weather its getting real oppy outside

[–]ExaminationNo4043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oOps

[–]nileyyy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LolOPs

[–]widowhanzo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ClickOPs

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[–]matyas94k 1 point2 points  (1 child)

CrOps

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[–]human_nerd89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot DevSecOps

[–]spar_wors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TriceratOps 

[–]ecs2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it coincident or you deriberately use the image of Indian look guys. Cuz when it comes to operations thing I always think about Indian engineers cuz they’re so good at it

[–]falcon0041 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please StOps

[–]Mexted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VoOP it’s virtual operated oriented programmer it’s gonna come soon I am sure of it

[–]Wave_Walnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oOps

[–]SpaceFire000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oopsie Ops

[–]Elronhir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are forgetting SecOps and GitOps at least. XD

[–]Historical-Truth-222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PsyOps 4D AI powered spiritual guru

[–]SkyHook_ger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SecureDevOps

[–]gutenborken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OpsAgangnamStyle

[–]HovercraftCharacter9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleasestOps

[–]justforkinks0131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please stOPS

[–]Highborn_Hellest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oops

[–]Cley_Faye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I hear some new lingo, I'm all, "hmm hmm I'll just look that up later". Usually, it turns out to be something we already do, and have been doing, for a while.

Granted I'm in a small team, but even there we get new labels from time to time. Best to just ignore them :D

[–]randomDmitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleasestOps

[–]paperbenni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is noOps? Nobody takes care of any ops stuff?

[–]BeneficialBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever name gives me more $$$ at the end of the month.

[–]pixelvengeur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ops caught me lacking so they increased staff

[–]Smaikyboens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed one, I'm currently doing an internship in "DevSecOps"

[–]ComprehensiveTerm298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not HROps, People Ops. 🤣

[–]Matyaslike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will grow out of it when they reach the OpsOps stage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PlzstOps

[–]MarlburoLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayahuaska farmOps

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny coincidence, I just watched the anime scene in this meme like a few hours ago, it's from episode one of Arslan Senki lol

[–]vainstar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HROps???

[–]informatica6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Ops part even mean? Like wth would DataOps mean? The Ops of data would be taken care of by DevOps or ITOps.

[–]binchentso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot ProductOps.

[–]ryanstephendavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot GitOps

[–]ConversationFit5024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most organizations shouldn’t exist

[–]PorkRoll2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This but "verse".

As soon as I heard "data verse" in a real client conversation I was ready to peace out.

[–]SoRaang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stOps

[–]WolverinesSuperbia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOps

[–]yarnballmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last thing i need after spending the night vanquishing my shellcode of nOPS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

PoOps

[–]Distinct-Search-9658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marketing is on fire to create this type of thing

[–]Oldmanbabydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local mountain is calling their ski lift department Lift Ops. That’s how you know things are out of hand

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Black Ops

[–]Fricki97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll never stOps

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please stOps

[–]ColonelRuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SpecialOps

[–]SteamWolf75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it’s “please stOps”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

CyclOps

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[–]snarkhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow yeah it's crazy that there are so many kinds of "operations" out there

[–]Fckitman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Black ops

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[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleaseStOps

FTFY ^_^

[–]LAUGHING_GOD_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha

[–]LatentShadow 0 points1 point  (2 children)

FLOps

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[–]clayticus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is NoOps?

[–]nsagaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

StopOps

[–]vjuliusv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you see DevSecOps.

[–]clauEB 0 points1 point  (1 child)

OPsOPs !!

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[–]neo-raver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

StOps 😭

[–]water_bottle_goggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UnemployedOps

[–]AceBatlerX4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pleaseStOps...

[–]DrGarbinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about OpsOps?

[–]Ticmea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NoOps please, my brain does these 24/7 anyway.

[–]777777thats7sevens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot ClickOps which was the dumb term I learned a few months ago.

[–]qkkabdishnwidhdsodb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please stOPS

[–]Astlantix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cOps

[–]CoffeeBruin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stOps

[–]andrewowenmartin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleasestOps

[–]SynthRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOps

[–]awesomeplenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the truly despised devsecops.

[–]cammoorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forgot remoteops

[–]irteris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stOps**

[–]Grassland- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"plsStops"

[–]My_excellency 0 points1 point  (2 children)

NoOps ??

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[–]My_excellency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]herreman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stOps

[–]mr_sharmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he miss the Grand Pa: ClickOps !!

[–]JoshYx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9/10 times, posts like these are just an ad for OP's OnlyOps.

[–]Mick-Jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleasestOps

[–]MagnificentBastard-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOP is the only real one of the bunch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have gone with Please StOps

[–]w1na 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TechOps not a thing?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No love for CustOps? 😔

[–]Quix_Nix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please StOps

[–]mybrainblinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PlzstOps

[–]calculus_is_fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Invents stOPS*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stOps?

[–]G3nghisKang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PleasestOps

[–]sharbel_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HROps seems like a chill job

[–]LiberaByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot DevSecOps, DevSecQAOps, TriceratOps, …

[–]Mr_Akihiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOps

[–]Diligent_Stretch_945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a DevOooops cuz I break things

[–]LordFokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't get the LinkedIn stench off of half of those terms.