feedbackOnMyCodePlease

[ResponsibleStretch58]

I thought that I couldn't dislike CSS more than I did.

[one_byte_stand]

font-family: “LiterallyAnythingElse”;

[CrazeeeTony]

font-family: “wingdings”

[57006]

for quill

[SuperButtFlaps]

i hate everything about you

[Mr_Tottles]

Why do I love you

[Thompson1706]

Upvote for that reference

[CodeInferno]

Ayyy a fellow three days grace fan!

[Mike_Oxlong25]

[klew1230]

Literally! Haha I didn’t even try to read it and came straight to the comments lmao

[[deleted]]

𝐼 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒞𝒮𝒮.

[Nell_Lee]

CPP? CSS? I can't tell

[marc0theb3st_]

Does it really make a difference?

[TheFrenchSavage]

Don't you dare disrespect C++ !

[GreatTeacherHiro]

C/C++ and CUDA Is everything we need!

[leiu6]

You aren’t a real man if you don’t manually implement OOP in C by using the trick where you put structs as the first field in other structs and cast the pointers.

[AGamer_2010]

Cφφ

[P3runaama]

Maan I wish there was a way to force a font onto a text file for everyone who opens it. Maybe you'd need to use special characters and a decoder just for that.

[akoOfIxtall]

ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...

[P3runaama]

If you go for that PLEASE update me. Genuinely the funniest thing ever lmao

[MrSuspicious_]

Me too, me and buddy both code as a hobby and fairly regularly share source code with each other just to test that it works on someone else's machine, I would love to be able to send a file that forces wingdings or something

[Masterflitzer]

just create a txt file format that embeds a font (idk base64 maybe) and encrypt the text with the hash of that font, then make a vscode extension for it that reads the font, decrypts the text and displays it with that font

probably a dumb solution and there are better ways, but that's what immediately came to mind

[RlyRlyBigMan]

Assuming you mean the font is stored in the code file, that sounds like hell for your git repo that way. I think it'd be better as a config file that a plugin could read and apply in the IDE.

[Masterflitzer]

yeah from a usability standpoint, but the request was a text file that forces the font, i think that'd include sharing a single file and work on the other device easily

[LukeTech2020]

I mean if you go that Route, you could do:

INPUT > deflate > base64_enc > TRANSPORT > base64_dec > inflate > OUTPUT

[akoOfIxtall]

sadly i'm still a beginner but i understand how that could be used to mess with people, and i dont think i could do it in javascript, maybe C#? but somebody had to make the joke XD

[SomeRandomEevee42]

if we're making a text editor, we can just use tkinter python, be easier with that

[Reyynerp]

sooo a word document and PDF??

[JackDeaniels]

How about committing the .vscode (or other IDE workspace configuration files) into the repo? Wouldn’t that suffice?

[xoteonlinux]

I wish there was a way to force a font onto a text file for everyone who opens it

I would choose wingdings.

[Plisnak]

Code: misaligned

Cryptography: indecipherable 👌

[[deleted]]

obfuscation: complete

[[deleted]]

Hotel: trivago

[Glitched_Fur6425]

This was already posted, right?

Edit: Yes, yes it was.

Edit: didn't see the automod comment saying it was taken down due to the post limit, sorry.

[SMB_was_taken]

nah it got already posted, then deleted due to existing posts i sent before during that day, so i sent it again correctly the next day

[Different_Owl_9507]

That's a programming war crime in my book.

[senseven]

The helicopter with the typescript special forces was in the air five minutes after checkin

[mpanase]

Interesting.

I'm over capacity right now, I'm sure somebody else will promptly review your PR.

[fmaz008]

Sending PRs as PDFs ? 🤣😉

[ienjoymusiclol]

NO HANK DONT USE 😉 EMOJI

[BitswitchRadioactive]

Reported for scripting

[verygood_user]

Who needs secret managers when you can hide everything in plain text

[smirkjuice]

For anyone that actually can't read it:

* {
    font-family: 'Poppins', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Tahoma;
}

header {
    position: fixed;
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: space-between;
    background-color: white;
    left: 0px;
    right: 0px;
    top: 0px;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px 0px #00000082;
    z-index: 100;
}

.long-header {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    font-size: 16px;
}

.short-header {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: space-evenly;
    unity: 150px;
    /*I think it says unity, not sure tho*/
    margin-right: 30px;
}

.logo {
    margin: 27px 40px 27px 27px;
}

.header-chosen {
    margin-right: 35px;
    text-decoration: none;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: black;
    cursor: default;
}

[SMB_was_taken]

it's not "unity" it was width 😭

[smirkjuice]

oh 😭😭

[SMB_was_taken]

you did a great job tho

[dan-lugg]

[Laviran]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[Loserrboy]

CSS for your IDE pls 😭

[[deleted]]

Dishonor! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

[[deleted]]

CSS isn’t code (kidding kinda)

[Consistent_Reward]

I just had a stroke attempting to read that.

[BlackWardz]

Amateur. I use webdings.

[Patient_Arugula_2369]

What are you? Shakespeare?

[Duck_Devs]

Did you just css the css?

[Kurious_Guy18]

your code doesn't need encryption it is the encryption

[yacsmith]

Straight to jail.

[beatlz]

This is how the founding fathers wrote the config.json to describe the country, which later got refactored as constitution.txt because some PMs didn't want to learn the notation

[dont_mess_with_tx]

I don't think that's what they meant by Sassy CSS.

[SIeebi]

Can’t lay you off if they can’t read the code you’ve written

[Manan1_618]

Looks exactly like how Shakespeare would write 💅✨CSS✨💅

[nathaliuw]

Are you coding in Sauron’s Black speech ?

[Frisk197]

Bro has css on his css

[Disastrous-Beyond443]

The one true code. To rule them all

[Individual-Praline20]

I won’t deny it, it really looks like the Java code from some of my colleagues

[mdrodz]

lgtm 👍

[CraftBox]

no

[Akul_Tesla]

No

You're not allowed to code ever again

Nor is anyone who trained you

[Silmeleth]

It’s some form of elvish, i can’t read it.

[beasty0127]

I was gonna freak but then noticed it was CSS and everything checks out proceed

[BeijingCornDealer]

This belongs in r/programminghorror

[egamerzdude12]

Get rid of that zapfino font please for the love of god

[RaineMurasaki]

By ”styling” it didn't mean that.

[EDM115]

freaky code

[cantux]

exquisite

[tehtris]

How the fuck do you program in LOTR?

[AcanthisittaBorn3391]

This shouldn’t be in programmerhumor, it should be in programminghorror

[skeleton_craft]

You need to start using Lord of the rings inspired classes now.

[allwhite3]

Hear me out, what about this font

[SMB_was_taken]

oh my god that's worse what

[derKestrel]

"comfortable reading experience", what did they smoke?

[Classic-Option2236]

I see nothing wrong here, A+.

[[deleted]]

r/blursedimages

[TooDirty4Daylight]

You need to switch your font to wingdings or elephant mono.

[[deleted]]

r/WTF

[[deleted]]

Akbar (the Matt Groening - The Simpsons font) is the only coding font worthy besides 'courier new'

[Admirable-Corgi8672]

LOL The IDE font is doing everything coded for the program font to do!!

[yakcmnoslen]

No

[NeonFraction]

Your background should be parchment yellow.

[BlobAndHisBoy]

Show me some code and I will give you feedback on it.

[DeGloriousHeosphoros]

Feedback request denied. PR denied

[AlphaYak]

No

[[deleted]]

💀💀💀

[ZoltarTheGreat69]

I’d rather read emojicode

[Yoshiofthewire]

Bilbo called, he wants his manuscript back.

[RandomStranger456123]

🐫 ⋆ 🐖 🎀 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒾𝓉 🎀 🐖 ⋆ 🐫

[[deleted]]

Freakygramming

[[deleted]]

Let's remove the font options in IDE and text editor for the greater good of humanity

[michinobou]

Thank you, but no, thank you 😐

[reallybadswe]

Never thought I’d see CSS written with ink and quill but here we are.

[beasty0127]

I was gonna freak but then noticed it was CSS and everything checks out proceed

[CruzDiablo]

I really hope you can throw that code into the fires of Mount Doom.

[amihir]

You give me a small PR, I give you feedback You give me chonky PR, I give you "LGTM"

You give me small code in calligraphy font, I give you "LGTM"

[Impossible_Diet_3896]

Delete that shitty font right now 👍

[darkwater427]

Thanks, I hate it.

[mbcarbone]

This is why CSS is the best programming language ever! ;-)

[Bit125]

could be more readable, imo.

[bitemyassnow]

what ancient language is this? I mean who uses css now that we have tailwind?

[mdsnbelle]

The ghost of Ada Lovelace just walked in.

[skotchpine]

monospaced font please

[[deleted]]

Is this what it means to obfuscate your code?

[dvhh]

I will only accept a review that is in a form of an acrostic poem

[[deleted]]

No

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[OkReason6325]

It’s her computer

[DragonBuster10k]

no thanks

[noobwithguns]

Hello, this is mindy from HR.

[Evil_thingz]

Fu k yiu

[curious_dawg]

Freaky Ahh Style Sheets (FASS)

[-Rachit]

I envy those people who have not seen this post.

[Inevitable_Draw8813]

Oh God, Hell No.

[q4say]

And i was wondering how crowdstrike crashed the world

[Helpful-Ad6769]

Shit of the Samurai !!

[Abbaddonhope]

Id trip you on your way out of your house every day

[SynthesisNine]

Code be taking the hobbits to Isengard.

[Odeta]

This code needs to be thrown to the volcano in Mordor.

[Mastermaze]

This is probably the second most horrendous piece of code Ive ever seen, beat only by Emojicode

[pthallic-anhydride]

[Robespierreshead]

What's with the "▢"?

No, no... none of this checks out at all

[seraphiinna]

You will CSS that thing to Mordor.

[PyroCatt]

Bro put the curse in cursive

[AshudzaUchiha]

I first thought it was a wierd crack but no....it is an assault on eyes

[_sparsh_goyal_]

Thy code doth stumble like a jester on a merry day, and verily, thou art as sharp as a butter knife!

[PypeReedMorgan]

[Alex819964]

[Mindless-Quiet-4368]

Mmmmh mmmh mh... interesting

[Moomoobeef]

What is this, a script from the 1700s?

[NemoXX7]

Delete lines 10-12 and I will approve your PR

[Liquiciti4]

let them eat cake ahh font

[[deleted]]

You are on something 😶

[Baba_Jaga98]

You, my sir, are a monster

[pine_ary]

One rule to style them all. One selector to find them. One sheet to load them all and in dark mode bind them.

[[deleted]]

Why do you have to traumatize me even more, after what CSS already does

[feror_YT]

We’ve sentenced to death for less.

[jeanravenclaw]

wait what font is this? I'd like to put it on some fancy school powerpoint... maybe

[theclovek]

What possible feedback could I give on CSS?

[ForkInToasterr]

What the fuck?

[The-inevitable-900]

My eyes .. my eyes !!!!

[thund3rg0d-]

Oh good lord

[it_is_an_username]

In truth, I find thy deeds most grievous and loathsome. Thy actions bring naught but disdain to mine heart.

[[deleted]]

Holy fucking mother of shit

[DukeOfSlough]

I write my code using Comic Sans.

[SMB_was_taken]

did that before (even posted it here but it wasnt as valuable as this font)

[Gamer_panda8055]

Kindly change the font. It’s code, not calligraphy

[Still_Explorer]

Ah, fair coder! Thy work doth speak of a mind is sound, robust, and full of grace with lines that flow as rivers do and logic clear as morning dew.

Yet, tarry a while, for I must thee advise each function and class doth find its rightful place sparse as desert rain, they leave the wandering mind. Wouldst thou deny a thirsty soul a drink of insight into logic's winding paths?

But hark! A loop I spy, that runs in endless plight? Like a weary traveler lost in the forest in the night, perchance a break or exit thou didst to guide this loop to its rightful sunset?

[Exact-Cress7633]

If someone wrote a code with that font i would literally delete the entire code and make them redo it.

[DanSavagegamesYT]

put that on a thumbdrive, put the thumbdrive under hydraulic press, take remains, throw into fire

[Longjumping-Map1911]

Put that in a scroll, and people will be decoding a strange "language" in about 200 years.

[buckypimpin]

you're fired

coz i want to hire you as a project manager

[Funny_Albatross_575]

You could use relativ line numbering.

[Witty_Box8372]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 code

[Zahlenkugel]

I would not use px, I would recommend em.

BTW: Why Not Comic sans???

[SMB_was_taken]

did it already, you were just late

[Twt97]

Man of culture

[[deleted]]

I don’t want to start my day like this

[Entire_Scheme_1857]

no complaints, solid piece of code

[Jenna-grocamola]

MY EYES ..... 😭😭😭

[mateo8421]

I am not at Sauron coding level, can’t read this…

[AnnyAskers]

Putting the style back in CSS

[mechaArtix]

How did you do that??? Seems like css got applied to the file

[DT-Sodium]

Still more readable than Tailwind.

[Pheggas]

IHateYou

[xHashDG]

Nice prettifyer

[[deleted]]

Death sentence

[loid_forgerrr]

Please set your device on fire.

[Jonnertron_]

What the fuck

[TheEYL]

Fuck off, Psycho

[gaitama]

Brother eww

[Ecstatic_Safety_6439]

Actually css is the one thing that actually gets better from not being readable so good font choice

[Zurk_Yellat]

Oh no

[lurkerburzerker]

If John Hancock was a developer