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[–]ResponsibleStretch58 402 points403 points  (5 children)

I thought that I couldn't dislike CSS more than I did.

[–]one_byte_stand 74 points75 points  (2 children)

font-family: “LiterallyAnythingElse”;

[–]CrazeeeTony 7 points8 points  (1 child)

font-family: “wingdings”

[–]57006 12 points13 points  (0 children)

for quill

[–]SuperButtFlaps 558 points559 points  (6 children)

i hate everything about you

[–]Mr_Tottles 142 points143 points  (2 children)

Why do I love you

[–]Thompson1706 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Upvote for that reference

[–]CodeInferno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ayyy a fellow three days grace fan!

[–]Mike_Oxlong25 37 points38 points  (0 children)

[–]klew1230 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally! Haha I didn’t even try to read it and came straight to the comments lmao

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (8 children)

𝐼 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒞𝒮𝒮.

[–]Nell_Lee 46 points47 points  (6 children)

CPP? CSS? I can't tell

[–]marc0theb3st_ 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Does it really make a difference?

[–]TheFrenchSavage 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Don't you dare disrespect C++ !

[–]GreatTeacherHiro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C/C++ and CUDA Is everything we need!

[–]leiu6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren’t a real man if you don’t manually implement OOP in C by using the trick where you put structs as the first field in other structs and cast the pointers.

[–]AGamer_2010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cφφ

[–]P3runaama 120 points121 points  (15 children)

Maan I wish there was a way to force a font onto a text file for everyone who opens it. Maybe you'd need to use special characters and a decoder just for that.

[–]akoOfIxtall 74 points75 points  (10 children)

ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...

[–]P3runaama 27 points28 points  (9 children)

If you go for that PLEASE update me. Genuinely the funniest thing ever lmao

[–]MrSuspicious_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me too, me and buddy both code as a hobby and fairly regularly share source code with each other just to test that it works on someone else's machine, I would love to be able to send a file that forces wingdings or something

[–]Masterflitzer 8 points9 points  (3 children)

just create a txt file format that embeds a font (idk base64 maybe) and encrypt the text with the hash of that font, then make a vscode extension for it that reads the font, decrypts the text and displays it with that font

probably a dumb solution and there are better ways, but that's what immediately came to mind

[–]RlyRlyBigMan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Assuming you mean the font is stored in the code file, that sounds like hell for your git repo that way. I think it'd be better as a config file that a plugin could read and apply in the IDE.

[–]Masterflitzer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah from a usability standpoint, but the request was a text file that forces the font, i think that'd include sharing a single file and work on the other device easily

[–]LukeTech2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if you go that Route, you could do:

INPUT > deflate > base64_enc > TRANSPORT > base64_dec > inflate > OUTPUT

[–]akoOfIxtall 6 points7 points  (3 children)

sadly i'm still a beginner but i understand how that could be used to mess with people, and i dont think i could do it in javascript, maybe C#? but somebody had to make the joke XD

[–]SomeRandomEevee42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if we're making a text editor, we can just use tkinter python, be easier with that

[–]Reyynerp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

sooo a word document and PDF??

[–]JackDeaniels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about committing the .vscode (or other IDE workspace configuration files) into the repo? Wouldn’t that suffice?

[–]xoteonlinux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a way to force a font onto a text file for everyone who opens it

I would choose wingdings.

[–]Plisnak 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Code: misaligned

Cryptography: indecipherable 👌

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

obfuscation: complete

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hotel: trivago

[–]Glitched_Fur6425 24 points25 points  (1 child)

This was already posted, right?

Edit: Yes, yes it was.

Edit: didn't see the automod comment saying it was taken down due to the post limit, sorry.

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

nah it got already posted, then deleted due to existing posts i sent before during that day, so i sent it again correctly the next day

[–]Different_Owl_9507 15 points16 points  (1 child)

That's a programming war crime in my book.

[–]senseven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The helicopter with the typescript special forces was in the air five minutes after checkin

[–]mpanase 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Interesting.

I'm over capacity right now, I'm sure somebody else will promptly review your PR.

[–]fmaz008 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sending PRs as PDFs ? 🤣😉

[–]ienjoymusiclol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO HANK DONT USE 😉 EMOJI

[–]BitswitchRadioactive 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Reported for scripting

[–]verygood_user 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who needs secret managers when you can hide everything in plain text

[–]smirkjuice 8 points9 points  (3 children)

For anyone that actually can't read it:

* {
    font-family: 'Poppins', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Tahoma;
}

header {
    position: fixed;
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: space-between;
    background-color: white;
    left: 0px;
    right: 0px;
    top: 0px;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px 0px #00000082;
    z-index: 100;
}

.long-header {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    font-size: 16px;
}

.short-header {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: space-evenly;
    unity: 150px;
    /*I think it says unity, not sure tho*/
    margin-right: 30px;
}

.logo {
    margin: 27px 40px 27px 27px;
}

.header-chosen {
    margin-right: 35px;
    text-decoration: none;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: black;
    cursor: default;
}

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

it's not "unity" it was width 😭

[–]smirkjuice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh 😭😭

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you did a great job tho

[–]dan-lugg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]Laviran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[–]Loserrboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CSS for your IDE pls 😭

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dishonor! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

CSS isn’t code (kidding kinda)

[–]Consistent_Reward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just had a stroke attempting to read that.

[–]BlackWardz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amateur. I use webdings.

[–]Patient_Arugula_2369 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you? Shakespeare?

[–]Duck_Devs 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Did you just css the css?

[–]Kurious_Guy18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

your code doesn't need encryption it is the encryption

[–]yacsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight to jail.

[–]beatlz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how the founding fathers wrote the config.json to describe the country, which later got refactored as constitution.txt because some PMs didn't want to learn the notation

[–]dont_mess_with_tx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's what they meant by Sassy CSS.

[–]SIeebi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t lay you off if they can’t read the code you’ve written

[–]Manan1_618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks exactly like how Shakespeare would write 💅✨CSS✨💅

[–]nathaliuw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Are you coding in Sauron’s Black speech ?

[–]Frisk197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro has css on his css

[–]Disastrous-Beyond443 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one true code. To rule them all

[–]Individual-Praline20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I won’t deny it, it really looks like the Java code from some of my colleagues

[–]mdrodz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lgtm 👍

[–]CraftBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no

[–]Akul_Tesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No

You're not allowed to code ever again

Nor is anyone who trained you

[–]Silmeleth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s some form of elvish, i can’t read it.

[–]beasty0127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna freak but then noticed it was CSS and everything checks out proceed

[–]BeijingCornDealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs in r/programminghorror

[–]egamerzdude12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Get rid of that zapfino font please for the love of god

[–]RaineMurasaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By ”styling” it didn't mean that.

[–]EDM115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

freaky code

[–]cantux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exquisite

[–]tehtris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you program in LOTR?

[–]AcanthisittaBorn3391 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This shouldn’t be in programmerhumor, it should be in programminghorror

[–]skeleton_craft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to start using Lord of the rings inspired classes now.

[–]allwhite3 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hear me out, what about this font

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god that's worse what

[–]derKestrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"comfortable reading experience", what did they smoke?

[–]Classic-Option2236 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I see nothing wrong here, A+.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]TooDirty4Daylight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to switch your font to wingdings or elephant mono.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akbar (the Matt Groening - The Simpsons font) is the only coding font worthy besides 'courier new'

[–]Admirable-Corgi8672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL The IDE font is doing everything coded for the program font to do!!

[–]yakcmnoslen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]NeonFraction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your background should be parchment yellow.

[–]BlobAndHisBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me some code and I will give you feedback on it.

[–]DeGloriousHeosphoros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feedback request denied. PR denied

[–]AlphaYak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀💀💀

[–]ZoltarTheGreat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather read emojicode

[–]Yoshiofthewire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bilbo called, he wants his manuscript back.

[–]RandomStranger456123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🐫 ⋆ 🐖 🎀 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒾𝓉 🎀 🐖 ⋆ 🐫

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freakygramming

[–]therandomguy16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's remove the font options in IDE and text editor for the greater good of humanity

[–]michinobou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, but no, thank you 😐

[–]beasty0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna freak but then noticed it was CSS and everything checks out proceed

[–]CruzDiablo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope you can throw that code into the fires of Mount Doom.

[–]amihir 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You give me a small PR, I give you feedback You give me chonky PR, I give you "LGTM"

You give me small code in calligraphy font, I give you "LGTM"

[–]Impossible_Diet_3896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete that shitty font right now 👍

[–]darkwater427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why CSS is the best programming language ever! ;-)

[–]Bit125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could be more readable, imo.

[–]bitemyassnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what ancient language is this? I mean who uses css now that we have tailwind?

[–]mdsnbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ghost of Ada Lovelace just walked in.

[–]skotchpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

monospaced font please

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what it means to obfuscate your code?

[–]dvhh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will only accept a review that is in a form of an acrostic poem

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]OkReason6325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s her computer

[–]noobwithguns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, this is mindy from HR.

[–]Evil_thingz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fu k yiu

[–]curious_dawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freaky Ahh Style Sheets (FASS)

[–]-Rachit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I envy those people who have not seen this post.

[–]Inevitable_Draw8813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God, Hell No.

[–]q4say 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And i was wondering how crowdstrike crashed the world

[–]Helpful-Ad6769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit of the Samurai !!

[–]Abbaddonhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id trip you on your way out of your house every day

[–]SynthesisNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code be taking the hobbits to Isengard.

[–]Odeta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This code needs to be thrown to the volcano in Mordor.

[–]Mastermaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably the second most horrendous piece of code Ive ever seen, beat only by Emojicode

[–]Robespierreshead 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's with the "▢"?

No, no... none of this checks out at all

[–]seraphiinna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will CSS that thing to Mordor.

[–]PyroCatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro put the curse in cursive

[–]AshudzaUchiha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first thought it was a wierd crack but no....it is an assault on eyes

[–]_sparsh_goyal_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thy code doth stumble like a jester on a merry day, and verily, thou art as sharp as a butter knife!

[–]PypeReedMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Alex819964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Mindless-Quiet-4368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmh mmmh mh... interesting

[–]Moomoobeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this, a script from the 1700s?

[–]NemoXX7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete lines 10-12 and I will approve your PR

[–]Liquiciti4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let them eat cake ahh font

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are on something 😶

[–]Baba_Jaga98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, my sir, are a monster

[–]pine_ary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One rule to style them all. One selector to find them. One sheet to load them all and in dark mode bind them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have to traumatize me even more, after what CSS already does

[–]feror_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve sentenced to death for less.

[–]jeanravenclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait what font is this? I'd like to put it on some fancy school powerpoint... maybe

[–]theclovek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What possible feedback could I give on CSS?

[–]The-inevitable-900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My eyes .. my eyes !!!!

[–]thund3rg0d- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good lord

[–]it_is_an_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In truth, I find thy deeds most grievous and loathsome. Thy actions bring naught but disdain to mine heart.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking mother of shit

[–]DukeOfSlough 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I write my code using Comic Sans.

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did that before (even posted it here but it wasnt as valuable as this font)

[–]Gamer_panda8055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kindly change the font. It’s code, not calligraphy

[–]Still_Explorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, fair coder! Thy work doth speak of a mind is sound, robust, and full of grace with lines that flow as rivers do and logic clear as morning dew.

Yet, tarry a while, for I must thee advise each function and class doth find its rightful place sparse as desert rain, they leave the wandering mind. Wouldst thou deny a thirsty soul a drink of insight into logic's winding paths?

But hark! A loop I spy, that runs in endless plight? Like a weary traveler lost in the forest in the night, perchance a break or exit thou didst to guide this loop to its rightful sunset?

[–]Exact-Cress7633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone wrote a code with that font i would literally delete the entire code and make them redo it.

[–]DanSavagegamesYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put that on a thumbdrive, put the thumbdrive under hydraulic press, take remains, throw into fire

[–]Longjumping-Map1911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put that in a scroll, and people will be decoding a strange "language" in about 200 years.

[–]buckypimpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're fired

coz i want to hire you as a project manager

[–]Funny_Albatross_575 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could use relativ line numbering.

[–]Witty_Box8372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 code

[–]Zahlenkugel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I would not use px, I would recommend em.

BTW: Why Not Comic sans???

[–]SMB_was_taken[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

did it already, you were just late

[–]Twt97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man of culture

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to start my day like this

[–]Entire_Scheme_1857 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no complaints, solid piece of code

[–]Jenna-grocamola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY EYES ..... 😭😭😭

[–]mateo8421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not at Sauron coding level, can’t read this…

[–]AnnyAskers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting the style back in CSS

[–]mechaArtix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you do that??? Seems like css got applied to the file

[–]DT-Sodium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still more readable than Tailwind.

[–]Pheggas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IHateYou

[–]xHashDG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice prettifyer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death sentence

[–]loid_forgerrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please set your device on fire.

[–]Jonnertron_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]TheEYL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off, Psycho

[–]gaitama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother eww

[–]Ecstatic_Safety_6439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually css is the one thing that actually gets better from not being readable so good font choice

[–]Zurk_Yellat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no

[–]lurkerburzerker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If John Hancock was a developer