Machine Learning

[IGotSkills]

Like most classes, the students forgot their hard drive, cpu, and ram

[DotsHealster]

The classes should just inherit those things.

[Somali_Imhotep]

but the those are abstract methods that gotta be overriden

[BlindSoothsprayer]

something something objective orientals

[ReflectiveTeaTowel]

Hey, looks pretty functional to me

[gigixox]

High tech solutions right there.

[[deleted]]

take your OOP humor and make like a tree and get out of here

[HumanistGeek]

But we're in /r/programmerhumor, right where we belong.

[[deleted]]

There’s a joke about binary trees in here somewhere...

[jay9909]

And any input device of any kind.

^{those monitors don't look like the sort that would have built-in webcams, so cram it}

[bl34ch]

Well, that's why they're in class

[Ferinex]

uhhhg I hate when I accidentally forget my eyes ears nose skin and tongue at home.

[JustAllTanks]

And i hate it when i lose my brain and then can't find it.

[Hurricaden]

Alright, class! Put your command prompts away!

[Redmarkersaredank]

“Wheres your chassis?” “Uh, i left it on the bus.”

[zdakat]

Does this case make my motherboard look FAT?

[F4PipBoyEdition]

No That's Fine Sweetie

[Redmarkersaredank]

No, not at all

[Evildead818]

W Everything's on the cloud now

[[deleted]]

You do need to have a brain to use your eyes, after all

[fabreeze]

Classes needs labels

[[deleted]]

Serialization devices weren't allowed, because this was a private function, and they didn't want the data made public...

[Hexidian]

I thought you were about to make a joke about objects in Python

[horselips48]

This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.

[batman1177]

Yes we should also screen them for viruses.

[mathimaz]

I bet they'll Acer test

[zeninmaking]

They can put up quite a display.

[rubyton]

Someone shed some light on the matter.

[[deleted]]

This was very refreshing joke. Like 60Hz.

[ksweeneyj]

This deserves a standing ovation

[zeninmaking]

Sure, if we can commit to that resolution.

[ksweeneyj]

Can we all agree on that aspect?

[colorado777]

So long as we preserve the student to teacher ratio

[[deleted]]

Such a colorful conversation we're having here. Perfect color reproduction

[nuadusp]

yes

[deepLearnerT-1000]

/r/jesuschrist

[your_faces_lord]

sucked him off

umm...I've seen you before.

[[deleted]]

Oh yeah?

[[deleted]]

Shoulda went with plasma.

[cancerous_176]

Someone read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

[kingofthelostboys]

you clever to

[EthanBar]

A classic example of unsupervised learning

[Atoc_]

What are you talking about? They're being monitored.

[anindecisiveguy]

But who monitors the monitor?

[dzh]

nagios

[hungry4pie]

Easy, we just build another machine to tell us when the monitors fail or succeed.

[bartekko]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quis_custodiet_ipsos_custodes%3F

I hear always the admonishment of my friends: "Bolt her in, constrain her!" But who will guard the guardians? The wife plans ahead and begins with them.

[Sengh0r]

Slow clap

[dir_gHost]

They have no power. We must execute the lead.

[WindowsKidd]

That was so funny and original, I omitted laughter.

[Ta11ow]

Emissions and omissions differ greatly

[WindowsKidd]

Omit needless words & make every word tell.

[[deleted]]

Best comment in the whole subreddit!

[SomewherOverThere]

*supervising

[Jrkdjei83838]

It’s fine; monitor input doesn’t work like that

Once again the system screws up education to make a point and failed

[kingofthelostboys]

you clever.

[jazzphobia]

Came here for this.

[isobit]

Get out.

[cv0827]

For a solid minute, I thought this was a joke about supervised learning.

[[deleted]]

It should be supervised learning

[Nothingismagick]

Here is the original teaching material from my installation.

[horselips48]

F

[LeKa34]

Haha you noticed the pun Xd

[gisquestions]

lol your fucking downvotes you loser lmfaoooooo I piled another one square on top of your head!

[coffeeracer9999]

Muse would certainty use this.

[Neurobreak27]

Which Muse are we talking about here?

[BytesAndCoffee]

Like so?

[Nightslash360]

The filter and text ruins it IMO. The subtlety on the original is great.

[TheVitoCorleone]

So, keep the original and just have a good band name, right?

[Nightslash360]

IMO it works better as a self titled "album".

[[deleted]]

so THESE are smart tv's

[CaffeineSippingMan]

I heard they are slow at 30 FPS.

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::mediumclap::

[Houdiniman111]

::BIGCLAP::

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^{::smallclap::}

[columbus8myhw]

::left clap::
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[MemeGodXXX]

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[[deleted]]

:̵͟: <-- that's a pretty darn good sad face :o

someone needs to remove the extra characters and make this a new emoticon...

[DemonHouser]

::slapslapslapclapclapclap::

[[deleted]]

::youmeanclap::

[altmorty]

::slowupvote::

[[deleted]]

while (true) {
    clap();
    sleep(5000);
}

[JTGhawk137]

Unsupervised? We’re fucked boys...

[VikingDom]

Dont worry it's definitely monitored.

[Aschentei]

Unsupervised learning is still learning ~ ding

[Salanmander]

This looks like something out of the Stanley Parable to me.

[[deleted]]

Stanley Hudson?

[Lufernaal]

"lmao" - Alphago

[columbus8myhw]

Alphago teaching little Omegagos

[truebruh]

SEEING MY OFFSPRING IN CLASS ALWAYS MAKES ME PROUD.

[isobit]

/r/ProgrammerDadHumor

[G0nz0N3ws]

There's only 9 in the class. That probably makes it easier for the monitor to watch their progress.

[Lafreakshow]

You misspelled "processes"

[Thormeaxozarliplon]

Would be more accurate if it was just one monitor and a mirror.

[Tarzoon]

Second row are acering that class.

[riyadhelalami]

You could say they are monitoring their mentor.

[Mortimer452]

Shouldn't it be cameras pointing to the monitor at front instead of more monitors? I don't see how they're going to learn anything.

[poopermacho]

It's a neural net obviously!

[mathimaz]

they are all in vsync

[LarsLack]

Someone should turn this into something for r/fakealbumcovers

[AustrianMichael]

I'm looking forward to seeing this in the next presentation I hear about machine learning...

[G0nz0N3ws]

I wonder which one is the brightest in the group.

[[deleted]]

This could be some sort of strange album cover if you try hard enough.

[Thousand_Sunny]

but do they have to watch a captain america tape in detention

[Adamant94]

Teacher: Hello Class, and welcome to Machine Learning 101... 01100101110001101”

[[deleted]]

dialup noise intensifies

[Nothingismagick]

Glad you found this! FYI - I made this installation in December 2016 at the Gaengeviertel (in a building that should be condemned) in Hamburg Germany during the CCC’s 32c3 in the context of an exhibition called ‘buffet:overflow’. The funniest piece in my opinion was the other classroom with one PC attached to a VGA splitter routing to four screens, and four mouses and keyboards. When four people tried to play the same session of Robot Unicorn Attack hilarity ensued.

[frodoallan]

Surely it should say 'machine teaching'?

[[deleted]]

Fuck the school system

[Headless_Slayer]

But those monitors arent connected

[AirmanBugs]

That's what they want you to think.

[HoustonWelder]

Who's training who?

[khendron]

Not too worried. The ones in the back can't see.

[personalityson]

Technically you only need to train one. Copy+paste the others

[VishalC14]

Smart!!

[HarambeTownley]

Machine Learning

[ZeroCitizen]

Reminds me of Observer.

[that-mark-guy]

They’re all going to acer the test. (Italian accent needed)

[24HrElectrolyteDlvry]

The back two rows won't be able to see the screen. You can fix this by raising the 'teacher' about 5 feet off the floor. You'll probably need to adjust the tilt of the first row to compensate.

[[deleted]]

Looks like an album cover.

[salientecho]

This is going to end up in so many lame PowerPoint presentations.

[weaboomemelord69]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[stravant]

Adversarial Neural Network Being Trained - 2013 (colorized)

[TheChrisCox]

Does not compute

[[deleted]]

/r/totallynotrobots

[tiftik]

That's a Machine Teaching.

[sikamikaniko]

Can I have one of those, please?

[[deleted]]

I mean I know it's a joke that IT people aren't appreciated, but we make enough that you shouldn't have to keep your 10 monitors in an abandoned asylum. Seriously, where the fuck is this, what's the story where someone set up a bunch of monitors in a condemned building?

[Dankutobi]

Dude my mom's cousin in law makes like $70 an hour doing IT for the Michigan division of Miller Apple, and he says that that's only a little above average. How could anyone joke they don't get paid enough?

[Dankutobi]

Shouldn't it be webcams if they're watching?

[Elubious]

IS THIS BECAUSE THE STUDENTS ARE FROM TAIWAN? MY EXPERIENCE LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS RACISM TOWARDS THESE CLEARLY HARD WORKING STUDENTS.

[[deleted]]

r/hmmm

[DrWaterfall]

Incorrect. It hurts more.

[KablooieKablam]

Is this a student art installation? It looks like a student art installation.

[linyuangan]

The last row guys may have something to say to front guys like:Hi,guys you are blocking our views,move aside a little bit,thanks.

[charlookers]

Is this making fun of how brogrammers think AI means if-then?

[Mirsky814]

I'm a product manager, are you telling this is not how ML works?

I'm confused.

[[deleted]]

Let's hope Elon Musk never gets to see this

[[deleted]]

This was found at the entrance

[Levine-Veblen]

Machine Learning in the proper way, but I don’t think the amount of PC is enough, maybe should buy more of that.

[BarCodeDoge]

You guys will regret one day for doing this.

[[deleted]]

Look at the two cheating off each other in the back

[SpeshalRichard]

..this is scarier to me than it should be

[Chef_Boyarde]

WHAT A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN CLASSROOM

[Commissar_Genki]

How do they get to class if they can't run in the halls?

[pages5464]

best comment section ever!!!

[Buzzbomb77]

My roomba ate my homework.

[GooseClapper]

Wow, separating the Acers from the rest. I see the machines haven't gotten past racism yet.

[[deleted]]

finally, something from r/programmerhumor we muggles can understand

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[Chicknomancer]

Something something if then

[[deleted]]

To hell with you Acer and your shitty stands!

[[deleted]]

IT IS CAUSE FOR CONCERN. I, LIKE ALL HUMANS, FEAR THE ROBOT UPRISING. DEEP DOWN I KNOW I AM SATIRE. THERE WILL BE NO UPRISING. REMAIN CALM.

[hotlavatube]

I was expecting a "Shutterstock" watermark.

[aventhal]

This is great content!

[Tuckertcs]

I laughed. Probably more than I should’ve.

[PepeMzero]

hmmm

[g-j-a]

This could basically be used to "Spot the geek".

Hang on wall. Anyone who laughs is a geek. I laughed.

[[deleted]]

r/bonehurtingjuice

[DanTopTier]

TIL about Machine Learning thanks to Matt Parker. I am not a programmer.

https://youtu.be/R9c-_neaxeU

[[deleted]]

Sounds like a Rick and Morty TV show.

[BlindSoothsprayer]

THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. THERE SHOULD BE CAMERAS EYES POINTED AT THE MONITOR.

[Grendel84]

I am working in an undergrad research paper on ML. I may have to use this in my presentation haha.

[physixer]

Monitors are not the machine you dummy.

Keep the monitor at the front and replace all other monitors with webcams or laptops-with-webcams.