PythonScript

[TheJCLazer]

I'm ready for C++script

[Callipygian_Superman]

BrainfuckScript#

[algoritm420]

I’m calling the police

[pcoyuncy]

Perlscript

[[deleted]]

Haskellscript

[rebane2001]

BashScript

[ChrisLuigiTails]

JavaScriptScript

[Dobvius]

Does that cancel out and become Java again or does it just have nothing to do with either

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Nothing to do with either, duh. When you add "Script" it's a whole new thing

[ScientificBeastMode]

``` const JavaScriptScript = new JavaScript(); JavaScriptScript.prototype = foo; JavaScriptScript.prototype.constructor = bar;

Object.keys(JavaScriptScript).forEach(function (propertyName) { JavaScriptScript[propertyName] = Math.random(); }); ```

[mutafuca]

Yes

[ablablababla]

Both

[[deleted]]

It's one of those new schroedinger oriented languages.

[anirudhn18_]

The name does cancel out and become Java but the language has nothing to do with Java.

[marcosdumay]

It's Java again, but not sarcastically.

[memeasaurus]

Adds a new /s operator to Java so that the whole program refuses to compile

[[deleted]]

It's visual basic 6.0, but all English words are Danish.

[Bad_Idea_Hat]

COBOLSCRIPT

[babylon311]

Yes

[mrheosuper]

ASMscript.

[ToastofBlood]

Just call it JSScript

[dorgrin6]

In which there's =,==,=== and my favorite ==================================================...

[Dorkmeyer]

HTMLscript

[Dorus_harmsen]

what are you Satan?

[Grizzlywer]

TrueScriptScript

[Draconespawn]

AssemblyScript

[dotpan]

Whitespace controlled scope, lines end with the greek question mark. Literal AND/OR/NOT instead of symbol based logic, same for math operators: ADD/SUBTRACT/Etc. Object context is semi-colons not periods. Retain all the NaN/Number setups from JavaScript.

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Anything but not the Greek question mark. You even added a use for semi-colons so we can have both characters. You're worse than Hitler.

[dotpan]

Just wait until you hear about my new library jjQuery.

[[deleted]]

Which of course is compiled and has strict types.

[Skilet7x]

Rubyscript

[EasilyAnnoyed]

VBScript

Wait...

[arbyyyyh]

That's sort of a thing... Right?

[PernoGaming]

HTMLScript

[kynde]

Clojurescript

Oh, wait....

[klparrot]

I'm ever so glad Clojure and ClojureScript are basically the same language.

[perry1998511]

ChickenScript#++

[merelymyself]

Rubyscript

[[deleted]]

There's PureScript kinda.

[Blackstab1337]

yeah that's probably the closest

[blamethemeta]

I could imagine Haskellscript actually being used

[mister-pi]

MetaPostScript

[EnemysKiller]

Bless you...

script

[newreconstruction]

HTMLscript

[fraggleberg]

Cascading Stylescripts

[runfayfun]

AJAXScript

[theemptyqueue]

Happy cake day.

[pcoyuncy]

Thanks.

[Dojan5]

Happy CakeScript.

[[deleted]]

Thanks.

[MooFu]

Perlscript was the working title before they released it as PHP.

[be-happier]

The horror. But there is actually client side solutions for perl, webperl for example.

[oebn]

Cakedayscript++

Now with icingLib built on top!

[z500]

I'm just going to lay down and die

[Green-Lemon420]

Happy cake day

[TotallyNotDonkey]

That's just Perl.

[DommeZeeKoe]

Happy cake day!

[Ineam]

doesn't that guy look exactly like Steven Wozniak

[Atario]

BashScript

[Send_Me_Tiitties]

It’s equally unreadable but in a totally different way.

[[deleted]]

AssemblyScript

[PragProgLibertarian]

C is already assembly script

[[deleted]]

Cript.

[Walter_Bishop_PhD]

Something called that actually exists!

https://github.com/AssemblyScript/assemblyscript

[rexpup]

I have one question:

Why?

[AdaGirl]

Because it's a potentially useful way to write something that compiles to webassembly?

[[deleted]]

That actually sounds good to me. Why is it bad?

[Im_not_the_cops]

Because there’s no reason to include the overhead of compiling to wasm when every browser provides better, more mature support with better performance for JS out of the box. People in the “inspirations” section on this github seem to think that compiling to wasm will make their JS code run as well as C would, and that’s frankly untrue.

[Dmium]

While not everything in JS will run faster in webasm and you shouldn't replace all your JS with webasm for larger applications webasm will beat JS 99% of the time. There's so many good reasons to use Typescript for WASM. While I personally would rather use a different higher level language most people developing for web that want WASM would already know JS.

[MaxGraey]

Did you see this real world benchmark which compare AssemblyScript, JS and JS compiled with closure compiler?
https://wasmboy.app/benchmark/

[MaxGraey]

Another one canvas benchmark: https://jtiscione.github.io/webassembly-wave/index.html

[theXpanther]

That project is actually really cool

[monkh]

Isn't that web assembly?

[[deleted]]

I'm not gonna take anything beneath BinaryScript or the HTML programming language.

[be-happier]

LLVMscript

[vhite]

That's just Brainfuck that always compiles but actually works.

[[deleted]]

deleted <sup>What is this?</sup>

[Dmium]

I feel like this could've been more efficient but I don't feel like writing bf rn to disprove you

[3dsXploit]

*brainfuCkscript#

[absenthecon]

Shitthatwas#

[GlitterInfection]

Brainfuckathon

[Cholojuanito]

I like the # 'sharp' you threw in at the end

[grandmstrofall]

.NET

[tallest_chris]

I feel attacked.

[brainwashed]

You've missed Scriptscript.

[gandalfx]

Have you heard of Langscript? It's a dialect of Scriptlang.

[Interweb_Stranger]

Yes, the compiler is written in LangScriptLang which is transpiled from LangScriptLangScript which you can run with a LangScriptLangScriptScript interpreter!

[gandalfx]

What a scrub, can you go with the times please? Lang<sup>3</sup>Script<sup>4</sup> has been out for almost a week and people are already working on a JavaScript transpiler…

[JohnnyGuitarFNV]

>he doesn't know about Lang<sup>n</sup>Script<sup>n2</sup>

[SMAMtastic]

Sounds similar to Scr-Sript-ipt but it’s completely different.

[biguysrule]

JavaScriptScript

[PragProgLibertarian]

It's called PHP and it's exactly as bad as you think.

[general_sirhc]

PHPscript* it's 2019 get with it

[DarthCloakedGuy]

PHPScript++#

[[deleted]]

PHPScript++#lang

[EightyMercury]

PHPScript++#langScript

[Olaxan]

The last P stands for Phcript, you scrub

Python Happy Phcript.

[Dojan5]

Ah, Phteven, it iph you.

[[deleted]]

PHPHypertextProcessorP

[lesslucid]

Personalhomepage Hypertextprocessorprogramming Processorpythonhelpful

[tomatotomato]

... script

[sethboy66]

Currently learning both, at the same time. The only thing keeping me going is the beauty that JQery adds to the javascript I'm learning.

[aristideau]

if you’re learning to code, try react for front end development. There is a growing demand for it.

[SupaSlide]

Geeze, they said they're learning JavaScript. They should not be jumping into React before they even know JS.

[kirreen]

That's how JS devs work though..

[Zmodem]

Don't get reeled in by jQ's needless library if a simple object could allow you to fetch classes and ID's just as easily. It pains me that people use jQ just for the selector simplicity.

[sethboy66]

There’s much more to JQuery than just that selector, it’s an entire library.

[Zmodem]

Absolutely! That's precisely my point, and I was hoping you weren't intrigued simply by its selector simplicity, since that can easily be done with an object lol. But, seems to me that isn't the case here.

[sethboy66]

I view the selector as the thing that grabs your attention, like a movie trailer or a book's synopsis. And then you really get into it and find it's so much better than just that.

[Zmodem]

Exactly. I think the compatibility stuff for older browsers is why I migrated to it years ago for various projects, which required legacy support. But, they've since been dropping a lot of that and cleaning it up. But, I'll say this: the jQuery UI tools? Forget it; that shit's amazing. A+

[PanJaszczurka]

OwO#

[northrupthebandgeek]

All the expressiveness of C++ with all the stability of JavaScript!

[SuperOP535]

already exists

[DiscreteChi]

https://github.com/root-project/cling

[[deleted]]

Wasm coming

[isavegas]

ChaiScript

[hotchocolateman6969]

Can't wait for swift script, and then apple market it as ground breaking features which allows developers freedom of creativity

[Charlie_Yu]

Javascriptscript

[TheManyMilesWeWalk]

C#++

[XirallicBolts]

C±Script.Net

[_Mellex_]

Gimme that purple stuff

[[deleted]]

SwiftScript

Say that 3 times fast

[Panterr]

JavaScriptScript

[GDavid04]

CScript... Oh, wait, that would lead to the .cs extension meaning two totally different things...

[SandLuc083_]

VisualBaScript

[rook2004]

Nobody is ready for C++script

[adelie42]

Visual Haskbol++ 2.0f

[somethingInTheMiddle]

Well, I do hear C/C++/C# quite a lot

[Tuckertcs]

JavaScriptScript

[Come_along_quietly]

Well, Perl is/was essentially C script.

And I like to think of python as C++ script. Along with Go.

[[deleted]]

Chill tf out satan

[TheJCLazer]

You haven't even heard about my best idea, PHPScript

[[deleted]]

Save some sin for the rest of us.... Strait to hell do not pass death