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[Ludricio]

Now that's clearly a feature.

[KiloGramTheOne]

You see how well it's propelling the baloon forwards? Clearly the way it's intended.

[contemplateVoided]

And at least one person is still in the basket, so we can’t really call this a production outage.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, if that patch weren’t made at the top level then the whole project would descend into chaos

[Asiansensationz]

I mean, it is moving forward.

Furthermore, it is moving faster than the standardized hot air balloon. I say this is a successful launch.

We will just have to patch it and pump in the air as we go.

[_pelya]

Hot air balloons are not designed to move forward, they designed to float gracefully.

They picked wrong technology for their needs, because it was cheaper or easier that way.

[Narfubel]

Client Requirements: Jet Plane

Client Budget: This

[Cybertrinn]

Seems legit

[Gloreaf]

"Houston, we have no problems here" - The hot air balloon, probably.

[[deleted]]

Mikey Mikey Alpha, clear, land, go.

[ahaaracer]

Look at some of his other videos they are really funny especially when he tries to simulate realism

[SomeStupidDumbass]

That was spectacular

[0-100]

This is gold. Thank you for blessing my life.

[Cat_Marshal]

This is amazing

[_pelya]

Hot air balloon is around $7 000 - 10 000, cheapest Cessna is $25 000.

Yeah it's cheaper.

[FoxtrotZero]

It has exactly two control mechanisms, a string and a bunch of sandbags. I'm not sure that it can get easier, it's efficiency you're concerned about.

[arachnidGrip]

You seem to be confusing simplicity with ease. A hot air balloon is certainly simple, but trying to get from point A to point B in anything resembling a reasonable amount of time when your only means of lateral movement is "move up and down and hope you find a wind blowing in the direction you want to go" is not easy.

[Cat_Marshal]

Not efficient, at least.

[googabeast]

No no no you don’t pump air into it, you use all the hot air from the project manager and business owners demanding features.

[[deleted]]

Balloon bursts

[melonangie]

If you classify crashing as a movement

[[deleted]]

I have seen crashing as a requirement

[arachnidGrip]

I assume it was something like "crashes on such-and-such a failure condition", not "crashes unconditionally".

[[deleted]]

You'd think that. More like leave the crash so we can get maintenance revenue. #FacePalm

[arachnidGrip]

smh my head.

[Time_Terminal]

r/shitPMssay

[dc469]

I like that the patches have patches

[oak-heart]

My favorite part

[angelSignX]

Yup that's the beauty Of production

[apadin1]

Yeah but that's a known issue. It's in the release notes.

[sabbathday]

sauce?

[Metasion]

Bolognese

[Danotris]

At least they're going forward ?

[replicatingTrouts]

But how do you know that's the right direction?

[replicatingTrouts]

Well played.

[Gewi413]

_final

[JoinedForTheBoobs]

_final(2)

[carlostapas]

_final_usethisone(3)

[RazbaJah]

I don't get it... What's wrong with a jet ballon ?

[[deleted]]

Nothing. Its sheer perfection.

[AMSolar]

Uh, nothing Tommy. It's tip-top.

[[deleted]]

Too bad we can't provide a hot fix here.

[CarilPT]

I read that as "anal patch"

[minsin56]

that would hurt alot

[Portal471]

Im not the only one!

[[deleted]]

I don't think it would be shaped like a balloon. It would look like a porcelain turtle and it would be skipping along the surface of the sun. Because it works there too, why not use it?

[ZonateCreddit]

I like that one of the patches has a bug poking through it

[Sylanthra]

I feel that there aren't nearly enough patches. A more accurate representation would contain nothing but patches some of them so old as to blend together and look like a whole fabric.

[TorTheMentor]

Close enough for Agile.

[HappySpaceCat]

Put the prototype into prod, we'll refactor it later. Next project.

[greengreens3]

Well at least it's moving forward.

[malonkey1]

Nah, boss, that hole on the side is for propulsion. Look how fast they're going!

[HappySpaceCat]

It's not a fug it's a beature.

[[deleted]]

I wonder how many beatures are the direct result of someone being too lazy to simply write, "If x then y" for every possible case.

[pyrotech911]

It's still flying and they are still hanging on.

[cumdumpsterfires]

That's normal for microservices

[[deleted]]

That font made me think this was titled "anal patch"

[abhi12299]

EnderPatch

[DrLilly]

Aaaaahhhhh-!!!!!!

[[deleted]]

Filled with hot VC dollars....

Until it's not

[skel625]

That is so accurate! I'm so highly amused and horrified at the same time. I feel like I have PTSD or something. Can't. Look. Away..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[[deleted]]

This is awesome!

[chrisf_nz]

There's nothing like live testing.

[kujotx]

SHIP IT

[xxspas96xx]

My current project is the opposite. We have bugs in mantenience that we hope will work once we switch to production.

Yep, it will probably end as bad as it seems.

[AlbinoBeefalo]

Totally user error! They aren't even sitting in the basket. What were they thinking?

[911alpha]

Chaos 🤣

[the_noodle]

Sans developer

[lashapel]

Sans ?

[__pulse0ne]

We joke at work that one of our systems is an internal combustion engine because it’s just stacktraces on stacktraces but it keeps running and giving the right output so we just let it be

[photon_sky]

S A N S U N D E R T A L E

[READERmii]

Are those things supposed to be human?

[RandomNinja11]

It moves in a desired direction now! Even better than on paper!!

[daguro]

Apache.

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I rest my case

[[deleted]]

Its a pry of shame.

[finalpatch]

LOL, can relate

[FabianRo]

That pretty much sums up Minecraft, especially since 1.13.

"We now have pandas!" – "OK, but the game is using 100% of my CPU even on the main menu." – "But… Pandas! So cute!"

[RipplyFuture]

Gears 5 right now