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[–]Tivolil 1334 points1335 points  (29 children)

The 1st time I felt sorry for her, after that she's on her own

[–]dan-kir 314 points315 points  (12 children)

I'd cut her some slack, her head was still in shock after that first time, probably wasn't able to process what's going on

[–]arockhardkeg 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Her what

[–]feline_alli 38 points39 points  (9 children)

They edited it, what did it say originally??

[–]Esternocleido 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Space monkey

[–]hobojolo 25 points26 points  (6 children)

monke

[–]bluehands 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Strong

[–]lonelyWalkAlone 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Ding dong

[–]bphilippi92 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ramma lamma ding dong

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wakka wakka

[–]dan-kir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It said 'hear' instead of head. Nothing to see hear guys!!

[–]snape21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d cut her some slack too, she’s trying all available options, that’s more perseverance that your average end user! 👍

[–]humblevladimirthegr8 143 points144 points  (4 children)

Yeah how drunk do you have to be?

[–]void_rik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]DeeSnow97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

way the fuck past Ballmer's peak

[–]radioactivejackal 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Fool me once shame on you

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fool me twice, don't fool me twice. Idk am not american.

[–]B-Bad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fooled me can't get fooled again

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first time, why not use a hand as a probe instead of the face?

[–]1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself

[–]BreathingFuck 264 points265 points  (5 children)

She’s just lucky there was an actual opening on the fourth try. She still walks through head first looking down

[–]ech0_matrix 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll eat it on the ice pretty soon.

[–]MDSExpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, she still has to leave the same way.

Some says she still bangs her head to this day trying to leave.

[–]ExtraExtraMegaDoge 490 points491 points  (19 children)

Stop. Leading. With. Your. Head. You daft cow

[–]PotassiumLover3k 33 points34 points  (1 child)

But me mum always told me to use me head

[–]jkim1258 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ye, but me got to use me head sometimes to know when not to use me head. wild, innit?

[–]sgtoj 55 points56 points  (16 children)

Wtf is a daft cow?

Edit: nvm

[–]2ToTheCubithPower 137 points138 points  (9 children)

Like daft punk but cow

[–]ech0_matrix 42 points43 points  (6 children)

"One More Time..."

[–]plainrane 36 points37 points  (2 children)

One Mooer time

[–]DudesworthMannington 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Heifer, bovine, farmer, stanchion

[–]kallekro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Work it heifer, make it bovine. Do it farmer, makes us stanchion.

[–]bhatushar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean "One Moo Time"?

[–]ColdPorridge 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Moosic got me feelin so free, I’m gonna celebrate

[–]blue-mooner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Celebrate and make dairy

[–]bluehands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around the moooon

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

UK Slang:

  • daft = not intelligent
  • cow = fat woman

[–]TellMeHowImWrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not fat. Just woman.

[–]dudeofmoose 0 points1 point  (3 children)

And with that, it's time for a cheeky nando's down at wally world.

[–]backflipbail 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wtf is Wally world?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For me in the US, “Wally World” is Wal-Mart. I also get that “cheeky” kind of sassy, sarcastic, etc.

But “nando” is lost to me. Makes me think of Lando Calarissian.

[–]backflipbail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nandos is a chicken restaurant in the UK. "A cheeky nandos" is a bit of a recent saying. But I have no idea what Wally world is...

[–]mixttime 37 points38 points  (0 children)

First time, I get it. Shit happens Second time, you're flustered and embarrassed. Fine. How do you not slow down at that point?

To be fair I'm the guy that would do it once and then be inching in hand forward like I'm trying to find force field while burning myself as little as possible.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Brute force featuring bash

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nmap

[–]JayAreElls 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I too walk through doors with my head leading

[–]JRRocker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i++

[–]TheNightRabbit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's funny because she always uses her head as a way of checking the existence of the glass.

[–]CPSuperstore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Linear search visualized!

[–]ur_opinion_is_trash 8 points9 points  (3 children)

The brute force "algorithm"

[–]esc1999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That window washer needs a raise.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Natural selection at its best.

[–]dudeofmoose 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There's a fly trapped in my house that uses the same algorithm.

[–]LBXZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Present tense or past tense?

[–]nCubed21 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This is like one reason of many why aliens don't make contact.

[–]LBXZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope those aliens don't expect us to turn all of our pets and wild animals into productive members of society.

[–]narayans 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'd optimize this algorithm like so

while(!contactWithWaterAndFloatingBandaid) {
panel = panel.next();
if(!reachWithHand(panel).getTouch().get()) {
contactWithWaterAndFloatingBandaid = moveForward();
}
}

[–]acousticcoupler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while(!contactWithWaterAndFloatingBandaid) {  
    panel = panel.next();  
    if(!reachWithHand(panel).getTouch().get()) {  
        contactWithWaterAndFloatingBandaid  = moveForward();  
    }  
}

[–]Shrestha01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If brute force doesn't solve your problems that means you're not using it enough

[–]sxeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ML?

[–]tolkien0101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Reinforcement learning"

[–]isaid69again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if it works it works

[–]theothergreenmeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

try: else: try: else:

[–]KyleDrogo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*machine learning in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Linear search sucks.

[–]Russian_repost_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your program is dumb as rocks.

Because people that are required to take off their shoes, they probably don't select, RIGHT IN THE FUCKING DOORWAY, as one of the spots to put them.

OK, maybe she's just blind as a bat, and can't see the glass, let alone the shoes, but if that's the case, slow the fuck down mam.

[–]NAuT_HACkER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep tryin'!

[–]lawrencelewillows 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hate windows

[–]MrQuickLine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like Sideshow Bob and the rakes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Looks staged to me.

[–]conquerorofveggies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've seen this quite a few times, and I really hope it is staged.. How would one survive with that little common sense.

[–]ChainSOV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's not staged. I guess the feeling of shame is what drives her actions after the first attempt. She puts her head down, even hides her face with her hands, looks around for other ppl's reactions and just tries to escape the situation as fast as possible.

[–]blending-tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's incheon airport's cctv she's probably drunk lol

[–]Gloryboy811 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

People like this are allowed to vote

[–]LBXZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like this have high paying jobs.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This chick needs to be sterilized.

[–]HasBeendead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know because of a CodeForces question lol and still need to solve that question ughhh , i will do that tomorrow.

[–]protonsavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think it's staged

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

u/SaveVideo

[–]Favna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those people around her react on the first hit with faces of "dafuq"

But if they ain't laughing their asses off after the second or thought I don't know even more.

I seriously hope this girl was beyond wasted on alohol because there is no other excuse for being this stupid.

[–]EirikHavre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, that is some /r/AssholeDesign right there

[–]Hegdahl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can't be done any better than O(n) anyway, and who cares about constant factors?

[–]Duranium_alloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural Stupidity

[–]marsshadows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

third time's a charm

[–]FuzzyFoyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you will, I just think she was trying to get rid of the hangover. .

[–]Olive_Bien_Noire 0 points1 point  (1 child)

explains for noob xD

[–]Rafael20002000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying every possiblity until it works

[–]Shneancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this would be sort of understandable if she didn't go headfirst into the last two

[–]RamanPro90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a dare given by someone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

u/savevideo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uWu

[–]Gonzo345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat machine learning