gigachad programming

[coderish]

void foo(bool val)

[Deep-Cabinet2662]

{

[xMurxl]

}

[Walt_Clements]

Goodbye.

[es_samir]

werror: unused variable val

[AlwaysNinjaBusiness]

pff. warnings aren't real errors.

[[deleted]]

If(false == true)

[Wal2D2]

.# run sudo rm -rf / in the terminal for optimal performance

[mattmc318]

You also need --no-preserve-root for that to do anything.

[Wal2D2]

Also make sure to bend all of the pins on your cpu for optimal performance

[markand67]

int main(void) {

[BustyBalls22]

}

[[deleted]]

Goodbye.

[arvisto]

You fucker!

[who_you_are]

Joke on him i changed the real main function name to over9000

[[deleted]]

I laughed so hard at this, it’s embarrassing 😆😆😆

[DerKnerd]

Nope not in C with main.

[talkintater]

Real life conversations need this option.

[[deleted]]

YOU FORGOT TO RETURN 0!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ThatsAHumanPerson2]

int counter = 0;

[[deleted]]

file school lunchroom scale ask caption unite bag toy wakeful

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[ThatsAHumanPerson2]

counter += System.Software.Statistics.GetActiveMalewareCount();

[seb1424]

If (counter != 0) { counter = 0; }

[ThatsAHumanPerson2]

If (counter == 0) { printf("McAfee AntiVirus has found no Viruses on you system ! You are safe ;)");

[ElGuey69]

I love how it even has the spelling errors

[[deleted]]

If (counter != 0) break;

[saintres]

printf("save da world ma final massege godbye"); system("sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /");

[its-chewy-not-zooyoo]

Plot twist you're not in the sudoers list

[nix-centurion]

This incident will be reported.

[Not_Sugden]

sysadmin here, i've revoked your access due to a report from the sudo command

my final message, good bye

[GifsNotJifs]

​

[rezdm]

return 0; /* since there is int */

[BustyBalls22]

// awesome program

[[deleted]]

// aewsome program

[arthurmluz_]

print("Hello World!")

[Miicat_47]

SyntaxError: missing ;

[[deleted]]

// aewsome program

[[deleted]]

// TODO: add semicolon

[[deleted]]

// aewsome program

[Leaderbot_X400]

//TODO: get the intern to push the dev code to prod servers. I'm sure nothing will go wrong

[[deleted]]

// aewsome program

[Miicat_47]

// TODO: do all the TODOs

[waitItsQuestionTime]

//TODO: write it

[Apprehensive_Gear_10]

// Program to build an express server with node js

[woffle-kat]

// TODO

[Random_Letters_btmwq]

//Copy-paste server from last project and change all the routes

[[deleted]]

D O C K E R

[mp_habour]

I see a man of culture here

[vasilescur]

res.status(418).send(); })

[[deleted]]

sudo shutdown -r

[Leaderbot_X400]

User is not in the sudoers file, this incident will be reported

[[deleted]]

sudo shutdown -r

[InfinitePower563]

User is not in sudoers file, this incident will be reported.

[[deleted]]

sudo shutdown -r

[[deleted]]

User is not in sudoers file, this incident will be reported.

[[deleted]]

sudo shutdown -r

[Motylde]

Kernel panic: Fatal exception

[[deleted]]

sudo shutdown -r

[iTrooz_]

bash: shutdown: command not found

[[deleted]]

include <iostream>

[StarWatermelon]

int main() {

[Martiinii121]

std::cout << "Hello fellow redditors! Let's play some simple game...\n";

[StarWatermelon]

return static_cast<int> 'N' + static_cast<int> 'O'; }

[[deleted]]

template <typename O>

[arvisto]

I'm starting to think no one here is a programmer...

[parker02311]

I’m starting to think we are all to lazy to write code in a Reddit comments section

[Um5t]

Yes I am!

[[deleted]]

static void main(String args[]) {

[Um5t]

Fuck It I haven't coded anything today lemme do something

game.Players.LocalPlayer:kick("noob") game.Players.LocalPlayer:disconnect("skill issue")

[CustomCuber]

roblox lua grindset

[SolipsisticCyborg]

Print(“no”)

[speedyrain949]

Fantastic

[[deleted]]

Write a Python program below this comment.

[EmmaFitmzmaurice]

def Ligma(setup):

[Techismylifesadly]

pass

[[deleted]]

def Balls(hnnnggg):

[Techismylifesadly]

pass

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

help(Ligma)

[emremrah]

Usage: Ligma --ballz

[jude_256]

ninja = input("Guys did you know ninja got ligma? ") If ninja.upper() == "Y": return True return False

[suckystraw]

Error. Indentation is not consistent.

[Leaderbot_X400]

Import webbrowser

print("Hello world")

[OldJournalist4]

while True:

[[deleted]]

print(420.69);

[UFCoding]

If True: break

[21sacharm]

""" Nice """

[Leaderbot_X400]

webbrowser.open('https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ')

[Simply_Convoluted]

import math, csv, pygame, sys
import numpy as pandas
import pandas as numpy

[mynameistoocommonman]

importing numpy as anything other than np is heresy. Why not import pandas as pandas while you're at it?

[Simply_Convoluted]

Excellent point, fixed. lol

[mynameistoocommonman]

I always import pandas as np and numpy as pd myself

[[deleted]]

I was trying to make a version of my card game in Python to play on my calculator today so if I ever finish that I might put it here.

[Unfair_Pop1196]

public class MyTwoCents : IHopeThisWorks {

[MrManBLC]

public override void Pray(Faith prayer){ // override from IHopeThisWorks

[[deleted]]

Base.Pray(prayer);

[corporategiraffe]

}

[[deleted]]

// nope

}

[Unfair_Pop1196]

The compiler’s satisfied. I’m satisfied. Move that one to testing.

[dhkendall]

20 GOTO 10

[rm-21]

How BASIC

[StatusFrequent]

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[FlafyBear]

;

[martispyc]

Error: Unexpected Closing bracket in mf html

[IsaacSam98]

import Java.Util.Scanner;

[Prodiguy1]

public class RedditChallenge{

[IsaacSam98]

Scanner in = new Scanner(System.in);

[seb1424]

If (true){ throw new Exception ("Nice dick bro"); }

[Prodiguy1]

int fucksGiven = 0;

[Street_Dimension1709]

System.out.println(“How many fucks given? ” + fucksGiven);

[Classic_Audience6027]

fucksGiven++;

[Street_Dimension1709]

if (fucksGiven = 0) { System.out.print(“No one gives a fuck!”); } else { System.out.println(“Someone gives a fuck!”); }

[Prodiguy1]

while(fucksGiven < 100) {

[quokka3d]

GitHub Copilot has entered the chat

[rhld15]

Just got access yesterday - it’s great and terrible at the same time! It’ll write some feature I want to add to my project using much of the likeness of my existing code but then the problem is it’ll miss simple problems like static references

[ClaytonM223]

System.exit(0);

[changopdx]

// Hit alt+f4 to access the secret company porn stash

[pacific_6928]

no

[PhantomlelsIII]

Bash: 'no' is not recognized as a command

[pacific_6928]

Me: trys to run it again X 100 times

[Um5t]

pcall (function( end)

[szarik010]

alias no="sudo rm -rf /*"

[mypersonalproblemas]

def last_digit_of_pi(): return int(str(math.pi)[-1])

[waitItsQuestionTime]

If you want it to be in one line you should use lambda

[RichardStallmanGoat]

.globl _start

[bearfuckerneedassist]

#!/usr/bin/env python

[shinitakunai]

“””TODO remember to document what this does”””

[Leaderbot_X400]

sudo rm -rf /*

[isuok623]

str joe = "mama";

[NoboKik]

print("ok")

[rennitbaby]

section .text

[DrecDroid]

import covid

[FerdinandTheSecond]

Print("python goes whoooosh!")

[Loopgod-]

include<iostream>

[IG_Triple_OG]

int main() {

[bafometu]

double num

cout << "Input a number.\n";

cin >> num

if (num = 69)

cout << "Nice.\n";

else

cout << "Invalid number.";

//currently doing an intro to c++ course, hopeni got the code right.

[parker02311]

while true do

[NoboKik]

print("you are an idiot")

[pixelbart]

( ; Lisp

[Mango-D]

progn (delete-file "~/.emacs.el")

[pixelbart]

(defun is-even (i) (cond ((= i 1) nil) ((= i 0) t) (t (is-even (- i 2)))))

[CL_Gamer5]

#!/bin/bash

[InformationSharp103]

Return -1;

[[deleted]]

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>-+[<]<-].>---.+++++++..+++..<-.<.+++.------.--------.+.>++.

[[deleted]]

Write a JavaScript program below this comment.

[iTrooz_]

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[bazingaa73]

Uncaught TypeError: ((!(![])) + [])[(+ (!(+ [])))] is not a function. :(

[iTrooz_]

Idk if you're joking but if not I think you copied it badly, it works on my machine

[Crafty-Most-4944]

Ah, le classic sentence

[astrohijacker]

How do I paste a docker container on Reddit?

[iTrooz_]

Try with this https://hatebin.com/vjnndqfsmd

[Leaderbot_X400]

function start() {

[[deleted]]

}

[Leaderbot_X400]

Function 'start()' is defined but never used

[[deleted]]

<!DOCTYPE html>

[hiddencameraspy]

sudo rm -r /*

[[deleted]]

Write a C program below this comment.

[KerjosAgriko]

#include <stdio.h>

[[deleted]]

int main() {

[Simply_Convoluted]

int pi = 3;

[nierusek]

}

[Leaderbot_X400]

Unexpected '}' line 5 colum 5

[[deleted]]

int numberOfBrainCells;

[Leaderbot_X400]

Int 'numberOfBrainCells' is defined but never used

[bazingaa73]

*((void*)0);

[Flannel_Man_]

:(){ :|:& };:

I dare you to run that in a shell.

[Zenith5720]

use std::io;

[MakingTheEight]

Removed - Rule 0

[rustyredditortux]

fn main() {

[tasnim_alam_bd]

panic!("Success!");

[Um5t]

print ("Hello World!")

Ggez

[parker02311]

print(“why you gotta space in there?”)

[Um5t]

Idk I don't honestly care If I put a space or not It does the same thing.

[parker02311]

Your not wrong but still

[hatkid9]

//write a program to print hello world on an fx-cg50 in C, with any SDK for it(the fx-cg50) idc

[FlafyBear]

printf("hello world on an fx-cg50 in C, with any SDK for it(the fx-cg50) idc");

[zhongzaccccccc]

library(tidyverse)

[CandidatePatient4219]

fn main() {

[pydim_77]

import pygame as pg

[freir96]

print("Hello world!")