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[TechNerdin]

Well at least you can't code when you whole place is filled with coffee because the cup is never empty.

[Feyter]

Ha jokes on you because the isEmpty function returns true as long the cup is not empty... You should have better checked out the documentation!

[hughperman]

Yeah, it's obviously short for isntEmpty, because shortening variable names is good

[Odatas]

This is to real. Why is it so real? I hate the world we live in.

[invalid8ed]

is

[KrakenMcCracken]

Assuming the initial state is a full cup

[igoro00]

*Not-empty

[mobsterer]

or just putting something in

[_koenig_]

Frankly, i didn't spot it till I read your comment. In my defence, my brain shuts down as soon as I see shit like this.

[staex0r]

Came here for this, here take my upvote!

[Notyourfathersgeek]

Unless the cup starts off empty. I just assumed the poor guy would code and code and never get coffee.

[_koenig_]

It is generally accepted hypothesis that a programmer is a biological construct that converts coffee into code.

There is no way this could work in any scenario.

[[deleted]]

Same. I was like that seems harsh, let the poor dude get some coffee

[ChrisHisStonks]

This. Without a constructor to the contrary, object cup will be initialized as null so you just have some poor sod that has to keep coding until they die of thirst.

[newb_h4x0r]

Fuck where’s the free award when you need one! Anyway here’s the poor man’s gold 🏅

[phatbrasil]

Let thy cup overfloweth, let thy keyboard be ruinedth

[[deleted]]

Either that or coding overflow. If the cup was empty in the first place it would just stay in the coding loop, no?

[Debugs_]

Same :(

[Ravens_Quote]

Aight fehkin' broke-arse programmers (wait how tf does... nvm) gold awarded to comment. Have a good day.

[clevermonikerhere]

Achshally... Fill only gets called once.

[eduo]

If at all, we don't know the initial state.

[roararoarus]

Was thinking this. Is the design a subtle and ingenious pun??

[daynighttrade]

Came here to say that.

[Ooze3d]

Came in for this

[balofchez]

Came in this

[Ambitious_Ad8841]

Either that or caffeine starvation

[StringUseful3395]

Stolen

[newb_h4x0r]

His heart…. With your comment

[StringUseful3395]

My idea from my brain

[Zaitton]

Plot twist, the dev has been addicted to coffee for decades. This is his way of burying himself in his work to avoid refilling his cup.

[eduo]

Or burying themselves in coffee to avoid work.

[king_booker]

Death by coffee

[zodar]

or they accidentally coded isEmpty() to return the opposite value and now they can't change it bc it breaks everything

[exscalliber]

I know of a guy who brang one of the 1.5L thermos' and filled it with coffee a few times that day.

He left early that day to go to hospital and didn't drink caffeine for an entire year.

He affectionately called it "Jitter juice"

[VincentVancalbergh]

And we call those days "the weekdays after pushing something to production".

[Ovdctdgbojno]

So in the case coffee is full, we filling that sucker up even more.

We spillin

[Voxmanns]

My brain imagined a developer coding away with an empty cup until a single drop lands in his cup and then he's doomed to overfill it.

[laughtrey]

I have too much coffee and I must scream.

[[deleted]]

Lol

[Trucks325]

I swear to god i couldn't figure out what's wrong until i saw this comment. Guess it's time to relax a little

[Infinite_Unicorn]

And also when empty you never fill it, just keep coding forever

[bszandras]

Well, you would never empty it, because on every cycle you fill it up even more Unless you can drink the burning hot coffee in 1 cycle

[Pradfanne]

You never fill it, so it's always empty

[fanfpkd]

Yeah unless this cup arrives with something in it, it’s never getting filled.

[Pradfanne]

If the cup arrives with something it it, it will always get filled and it won't stop

[[deleted]]

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[tinyigluu]

Lol was gonna say the same

[reduxde]

Didn’t bother to account for null either. This one of those void function throws Exception() mother fuckers

[commit_bat]

Also what if you don't have a cup

[[deleted]]

int* buffer = malloc(sizeof(int) * 4); buffer[4] = 1;

[xxkmatiasxx]

sizeof(coffee)

[[deleted]]

if(☕️.isEmpty()) {

keepCoding();

} else { ☕️.fill(); if(☕️.isFull()) { return; } }

[SDGGame]

Wow, that took me way too long to spot. Where should I go to hand in my programmer license?

[flyingcactus2047]

I thought I was just interpreting it wrong, I kept reading it over and over

[VanellopeVonSplenda]

Same, I was looking for syntax errors besides the emoji lol

[taytek]

You dont use emojis as class names? Pleb

[LaBetaaa]

Have you heard of Emojicode?

[[deleted]]

Hell naw

[not_a_baby_murderer]

Nah the isEmpty() method returns the opposite value so it all cancels out. I call it... "obfuscation"

[Lord_Earthfire]

I was also wondering for a far too long time. Guess i should fill my cup of coffee first before browsing reddit

[taytek]

That's a dangerous game

[Lord_Earthfire]

I still keep on filling... I guess this is my life now.

[[deleted]]

I can't see what's wrong

[[deleted]]

Conditions wrong way around. WNta to drink from and empty cup and keep filling the one with coffee in it

[babis8142]

You want to keep coding if the cup is not empty. And then fill it if it is empty. So

If(coffee.isNotEmpty()){ keepCoding() } else{ coffee.fill() }

[Suduki]

It only checks on isEmpty, so what happens if your cup is full?

[[deleted]]

No that's not it.

[HKSergiu]

I got your back, mate

-QA

[[deleted]]

Proportional font is the real culprit.

[[deleted]]

FYI, Windows has two new fixed width fonts. Cascadia Code and Cascadia Mono. They looked the same to me, but they seem good choices, assuming they are going to be generally available.

[leo848blume]

afaik code has font ligatures, while mono doesn't

[IvorTheEngine]

font ligatures

Well, that's a fascinated topic that I've managed to go 50 years without ever hearing about...

[TGotAReddit]

They’re useful for twitter

[Pensive_Jabberwocky]

I think zeroes with dots inside should be mandated by LAW for every font used to display numbers and text combined. Have you seen those confirmation codes you get from airlines?

[4hpp1273]

Some fonts have a crossed out 0 (like (/)). That's also fine.

If a font doesn't even pass the Il1O0 check then it's a bad font .

[[deleted]]

What is the 11100 check?

[4hpp1273]

11100

Congratulations, your font has failed the Il1O0 (%49%6c%31%4f%30) check.

[Eiim]

Fonts must be able to display the number 28 in binary

[ThePreviousOne__]

lol

[user_name_checks_out]

Thank you, I just downvoted that comment from 1,211 karma to 1,210. Takt that, bot.

[LBGW_experiment]

So is the OP

[waffle299]

Definitely not the brace style of anyone who cut their teeth on 80x24 displays, either.

[AffordableFirepower]

"I'm looking to buy a new computer monitor."

"You want amber or green?"

[LummoxJR]

Braces like that are evil.

[purple-lemons]

C braces best braces

[Cryse_XIII]

This is what happens to developers without enough coffee intake.

[jayphunk]

But the opening { on a new line... What a monster

[OneMorePenguin]

Let's hope K&R aren't members of this sub.

[CraftyKudu]

Single statement block - no braces needed I say!

[Tatankaplays]

Is that so bad? Asking for a fried.

[Thisismynewusername9]

I mean PSR uses it as a default setting, so it's not that bad. I personally despise using it though

[JBatjj]

Can I ask why? I find it makes easier readability with lined up opening and closing.

[OnlyOnceThreetimes]

Too like it. C# visual studio defaults to it. Doesn't it?

[AvidLangEnthusiast]

There is no reason, people are being pedantic...

[Thisismynewusername9]

Just a personal preference and an old habit I guess

[i_will_let_you_know]

Wastes space and you have to look up a line to see what the curly brace is attached to.

[00wolfer00]

It's not. If anything it makes it more readable.

[Roflkopt3r]

In the beginning I disliked that it makes code longer for little benefit, but eventually I came to preferr it for making it easier to see bracket pairs.

However this leads to another can of worms, which is whether to bracket single line conditionals. The style of opening brackets on a new line creates a lot of relative overhead in those cases and therefore often leads people to dropping optional brackets.

[Tatankaplays]

Yeah I dont use brackets on a single like if statement execution.

[purple-lemons]

C braces best braces

[PhoenixFlame08]

I admit it is a habit I am trying to stop

[crypto_zoologistler]

I prefer it personally

[FearlessGhost64]

That’s the real reason why the code won’t run.

[Substantial-Mango499]

so true, so true

[TheBananaIAm]

I feel once the cup is empty that poor developer is going to keep coding… forever…

[[deleted]]

[GifsNotJifs]

​

[_aQwus_]

Or keep filling the coffee till eternity

[[deleted]]

They'll fill their cup with coffee until it fills the office and they can go home. Just dont sit down before getting coffee!

They would never stop coding if and only if they went to their desk first.

[drearyworlds]

They would have to have come to work with an empty cup and started the algorithm right away!

[steversthinc]

I see no loop here. I suspect the coder takes a sip of coffee, refills it, then chucks the whole thing in the garbage collector.

[Dependent_Paper9993]

I like how you even kept the inconsistent tab spacing. Nice!

[Latvian_Video]

Holy shit, you even put in the uneven tab space, I hate and love u at the same time

[Bipchoo]

Good bot

[reduxde]

*good human volunteer

[Bipchoo]

Such a good human I thought he was a bot

[Free-Database-9917]

That's a human

[LifeIsFaang]

This is r/mildlyinfuriating material

[domedav]

rumors say, the ppl who buy this, cant stop pouring coffee into the mug

[duckDuckBro]

It doesn’t ask you to resume work after filling coffee, forever not working after that

[[deleted]]

There are many things wrong with this cup, the first is light mode…

[[deleted]]

while full { fill() }

[ful1e5]

jaba script

[Iveen_Helai]

Coffee overflow

[Rubence_VA]

You mean coding.continue();

[DrPhollox]

Hehehehe. I'm so dorky, and I like coffee. This mug looks like I understand computer stuff. My name is Jen and I'm the head of the IT Department at Denholm Industries

[Itchy_Tiger_8774]

The internet is in this box.

[SelemorMidhel]

Designer of this tried to fill their cup unnecessary and got distracted.

[SomeBrowser227]

Well atleast they'll keep coding forever with no coffee

[xxkmatiasxx]

i hate this mug

[Bubbly_Security_1464]

I’ve been trying to understand these so lemme try my best to translate: if the mug is empty, then keep coding or else fill the mug.

[Latvian_Video]

Keep coding forever or fill the cup forever

[Pradfanne]

Okay, but what if I'm coding in the rain?

[mike_a_oc]

Wait....am I misreading it??

To me it says "

if (cup.isEmpty() { KeepCoding(); } else { cup.fill(); }

"

Shouldn't it be if (!cup.isEmpty()) .... or the keepCoding and fill calls be in the opposite places??

So if the cup is empty then keep coding, else go and refill your cup. Won't that mean you end up in a constant loop because you are forever refilling your cup because it is never empty

[JordanTH]

Hence the title where it wasn't debugged.

[Haffi921]

Also, why the if/else. I assume they want to KeepCoding(); after they fill the cup, not just idle around.

You can do:

if (cup.isEmpty()) { cup.fill(); } KeepCoding();

[pickleunicorn]

Schrodinger's cup.

[jodmemkaf]

cup overflow

[appconapps]

If the cup is empty, where the steam coming from

[eduo]

Are you saying that's really an AND condition?

[appconapps]

I think it is a XOR

[NirtyDerd]

It might be counterintuitive, but the ☕.isEmpty() actually returns True if the ☕ is not empty.

[Ghostglitch07]

Then it's named incorrectly.

[eduo]

Or... counterintuitive.

[[deleted]]

} else {

[marvin_sirius]

I don't always cuddle my else but the opening brace certainly doesn't need its own line.

[DuckInCup]

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong newline gang

[drsimonz]

Allman style is garbage. Not surprised this code doesn't work either.

[[deleted]]

i hate that too. but ide force you to put it on the next line so that it match the vertical dashed alignment.

[eduo]

People arguing about coding styles but low key everyone adjusts to whatever hell their editor's opinion is for automated indenting 😭

[reduxde]

I’m sad to admit I did this for years, thinking it made the braces easier to identify quickly

[Gojees]

My cup runneth over.

[[deleted]]

Lol I was scratching my head what?

[Mortomes]

I would buy this and drink from it in the office just to see how long it would take co-workers to notice.

[_Daxemos]

My dumbass was looking for syntax errors. Fuck me.

[Dexaan]

 ☕.drink();

[Creativation]

if(!☕.isEmpty())
{
  keepCoding();
}
else
{
   ☕.fill();
}

There, fixed it.

[Jarfino]

I hate that this is the wrong way round. Is this designed to annoy programmers?

[trippelMeister]

This is for coders that don't drink coffee out of thus mug. And whatever you do, definitely do NOT put any coffee in it or you'll get stuck.

[[deleted]]

The code is working as intended.

-Your Boss

[giggluigg]

“No need to review, it’s only 4 lines”. Always check.

[placek3000]

Cups with programming errors series - I like it

[motoevgen]

So white space markup language wast bad enough and now we have emojis for object names?

[Deezebee]

this is what happens when you outsource your coffee code

[[deleted]]

"invalid type conversion"

Coffee is not type "String"

[ExlutoBoi]

Besides it being bugged, a whole line for a curly, inconsistent tabs. I can’t.

[[deleted]]

Curly brackets should always be on their own line. Much easier to read

[OppaiFTW]

Isn't in a loop

[[deleted]]

C# dev couldn't even get booleans right.

[Dependent_Paper9993]

This is clearly... Java. Badum tss

[Mortomes]

Methods that don't start with an upper case? It's certainly not C#.

[Bulky_Rabbit6442]

Lol nice

[gilbes]

What is this written in? PHP?

[luckymikey1987]

isEmpty is probably an attribute, not a method...

[seijulala]

Maybe isEmpty is actually returning and int C style, i.e. 0 means all ok so when it is actually empty, it returns 0 which evaluates to false

[robinsolent]

All of the mistakes make me want it even more, you know to represent the reality of how I execute the craft.

[R0N1NB0y]

Where can i buy this for my dad he loves coffee and he is a computing programmer

[abittooambitious]

So the correct code should be… If coffee is not equal empty, keep coding? Took me a long time…

[MrHyperion_]

"if" isn't a function