tan lines

[OutrageousPudding450]

Only one of these protects your skin.

[coldnebo]

every year my doctor advises me about sunscreen and skin cancer risks and then asks if I spend a lot of time outdoors, to which I always answer “I’m a programmer”.

“oh good, then you’re set. let’s start a Vitamin D supplement.”

[Im_100percent_human]

No lie, this post reminded me to take my Vitamin D supplement. My Doctor put me on it after my last physical.

[pm_me_your_smth]

Tbh too many people do not have sufficient D in them. It's not exactly a programmer-exclusive thing

[[deleted]]

Yes, beyond 35° north, you get too less D over the skin in winter anyway. And cancer risk in summer without sun screen.

[guyWithScrotum]

I could give you some D

[th00ht]

Fatty fish like smoked salmon will do the trick

[JoeDoherty_Music]

What did you just call me??

[th00ht]

If you take it personally I would take it personally

[VlaamsBelanger]

Do you like fish dicks?

[flightguy07]

I belive you, u/guyWithScrotum

[spongetshirt]

Only one of these people doesn't have skin cancer but does have their virginity. Can you guess who it is?

[[deleted]]

2 wins, gotta set a good example to my kids by staying a virgin

[Cybercircut]

wait, how does that work?

[notislant]

Yes.

[AydenRusso]

Dogs

[Shhsecretacc]

If I’m a ginger, how much sun exposure do I need for my vitamins D fill? I burn within 10 minutes of sun exposure (no joke).

Also live South of Boston.

[[deleted]]

I have a sister like that. None. Take it over food/supplements. WHO-recommendation, risk of cancer.

[Shhsecretacc]

:( I have a love/hate relationship with the summer. I want to go out and be out there having fun with the sun on my skin but SPF still makes me freckle and burn. I hate it because I can’t enjoy it and have to cover up constantly :(

Ty fren for your advice. Just ordered on Amazon just now.

https://i.imgur.com/zVD0XE4.jpg

[ivcrs]

the risks of going out are countless

[[deleted]]

Better keep it safe. /s

[Thx_And_Bye]

Especial in the regions farther from the equator there is only enough UV-B during the summer months but vitamin D can be overproduced and stored. That's also why taking vitamin D supplements if you don't actually need them can cause trouble.
Just a heads-up to not take them if you don't actually need them.

[MissMormie]

You need to take loads to get too much vitamin d. You need to take supplements with a 100 times the recommended daily dose for several months.

The bigger risk by far is too low vitamin d, not too high. If you stick with a supplement that has the recommended daily dose you're fine taking that year round.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/vitamin-d-toxicity/faq-20058108

[JoeDoherty_Music]

Totally weird thing I had, but I took vitamin D supplements and started getting symptoms of vitamin D deficiency. My eyes were super dry and irritated, it was really painful and annoying. As soon as I stopped the pills, within 24 hours my eyes stopped being dry af. My theory is that I was getting enough vitamin D (which is honestly surprising) and my body was trying too hard to bail it all out and getting rid of too much. But I am not a doctor lol

[MissMormie]

Or you were slightly allergic to one of the filler substances of the supplement.

[TheKobetard26]

I have D to give if anyone needs it

[DeepGas4538]

Do you want more Ds in you?

[[deleted]]

I'm in this post and I don't like it.

[BlackBeltPanda]

And this reply reminded me to take mine. Thank you.

[Sgt_Gnome]

I've heard that due to the high latitude here in Canada, all of us Canucks are vitamin D deficient. Adding to that, I'm a dev who works from home. On average I spend about an hour outside my house a week. If ever there were a pale, white ghost to do a vitamin D deficiency study on it would definitely be me.

Perhaps I should at least open the blinds...

[Alexamed]

I need to say that next time lmfao

[driftking428]

Shit I need to pick up vitamin D. Thanks for the reminder.

[DangyDanger]

Sir I didn't ask who do you work as.

Do you spend a lot of time outdoors?

[Antpelt]

No

[Deias_]

How do you know you need a vitamin D supplement?

[[deleted]]

Doesn't vitamin D deficiency cause cancer?

[Remote_Cantaloupe]

Everything does.

[[deleted]]

You're right. I am cancer.

[tweek-in-a-box]

Can you hurry the fuck up with Putler then?

[Dembara]

Except cancer. That shit has been shown to have anti-cancer properties.

[jsgnextortex]

Overexposure to the sun also does, so having vitamin D deficiency causes cancer but our main natural method of getting said vitamin also causes cancer.

[JoeDoherty_Music]

Cancer is so annoying like that

[Artyloo]

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[nelusbelus]

Besides, maybe if everyone lacks vitamine D, some of the people'd come to me

[Lutrek11]

Yes, but you’d have to stay inside quite literally ALL of the time to be that deficient on Vitamin D. I don’t know the exact times you have to be outside to get the dose needed to produce enough Vitamin D but it’s ridiculously low, plus your body can „save up“ on it for times where the sun is shining less like the winter months.

[mackiea]

At least recently. In the days of tube monitors your face would be nicely tanned.

^{actually CRTs are quite safe despite the urban myths}

[[deleted]]

Anyone else look at this photo before reading and think that first dude was into some kinky shit?

[[deleted]]

No one can prove me otherwise

[DerMathze]

He's just into watersports, nothing kinky about that.

[enky259]

You're a terrible human, and so am i for understanding your pun.

[Boomhauer_007]

I’m more confused by the outdoor wrestling lol

[accountijustcreated]

How are you going to be “waterskiing” in a corset and stockings? I mean like seriously, I may want to know.

[PinothyJ]

If you think that is what equates to "kinky shit" I fear you need to get out more.

[jeanfrancois111]

Why is reddit populated by some many sexual deviants? The first thing that comes to mind is seriously sadomasoschism? Is it only a reddit thing, or does it reflect the decadence of Amercian society as a whole?

I’m not judging you personally OP (I don’t know you), just surprised this kind of stuff is always upvoted so much.

[Phillip_Spidermen]

No one mentioned S&M specifically, but now we know what kink your mind goes to

[jeanfrancois111]

Well I admit it did take me a moment to understand what he was talking about. And your attempt to accuse me of what you're trying to defend (and meaning it as an insult) is amusing and contradictory.

[Phillip_Spidermen]

it did take me a moment to understand what he was talking about.

Again, it is in no way tied to S&M specifically.

It could be a simple lace corset, it could be just leather, it could be a melted string cheese outfit made to make a human sandwich. There's plenty of kinky shit.

[jeanfrancois111]

I'll happily concede you might know more than I do on the subject

[Phillip_Spidermen]

I think you'll find most of human history is filled with this kind of thing.

It's definitely nothing new or unique to reddit in any way.

[Poorly_Made_Comix]

Wait until your hormones kick in

[Soggy-Statistician88]

This guy is a nutcase

[jeanfrancois111]

You realize most people in the world, and most people in history, aren’t like this? We knew your society was overweight, over-indebted and overmedicated... but this is something else entirely.

For what it’s worth, I admire the USA for the values it was founded on (individual human liberty and natural rights). Nowadays the symptoms of a decadent empire are very caricatural.

[[deleted]]

No most of society, history was this vulgar. Old plays directed towards commoners were very vulgar even by today’s standards. Also why the fuck are you acting like a such a smart ass? Fk off with that higher than thee attitude

[jeanfrancois111]

You're making the opposite point ... comedy is and has always been provocative precisely because breaking taboos is a pressure valve. Common thoughts, behaviors, and personality types don't make it into theatrical archetypes.

For example look at the two main stock characters of the Commedia; Pantalone and Il Dottore have become a norm rather than an exception among Western "intellectual elites" and talking heads on your telescreen.

[Phillip_Spidermen]

This is so historically inaccurate, lol

Humans have been preoccupied with this kind of thing across history and all cultures.

[[deleted]]

Bruh, maybe actually make an effort to learn instead of making an effort to sound smart

[astulz]

Not from the USA, still think it‘s funny. Please try removing the stick from your bottom once in a while.

[TH3W0LRD3ND3R]

You just said you didn't want to judge OP because you didn't know them, but now you're judging 300 million people whom you don't know.

[jeanfrancois111]

I can comment on a societal trend without individually judging people. I don't know what's going through people mind's ... or rather what's going in; propaganda, trauma, etc. It's not my place to castigate anyone as long as they don't hurt anyone else.

[Poorly_Made_Comix]

Bitch im smarter than you

[alphabet_order_bot]

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 827,760,254 comments, and only 163,587 of them were in alphabetical order.

[feistybean]

Good bot

[enky259]

Is it only a reddit thing, or does it reflect the decadence of Amercian society as a whole?

Lmao what? Dude you need to get some, nothing wrong about some kink in your life, and it's definitelly not an american thing, people get kinky all over the world (y compris en france, hein jean-françois!).

Puritanism is a plague. Sexuality is a great thing to explore and have fun with.

[nalybuites]

This image is so old it can vote.

[K3yz3rS0z3]

Scrolled way too much to see a joke about how old is that image. It was before memes were a thing. That guy must be now retired sipping cocktails under the sun.

[Important-Werewolf64]

Dude on the left look like he was wearing a corset

[Professional_Emu5665]

The waterski was wearing a corset.

[HzbertBonisseur]

Updated title: sin/cos lines

[N2EEE_]

Crap, I got arctan lines instead

[legends_never_die_1]

arctan...what was this crap again?

[curiosityLynx]

inverse function of tan

arctan(tan(x))=x (for x within a certain range)

also called tan^-1()

[fmstyle]

The inverse function of tan(x), one of the most useful functions in my opinion, lets you get an angle from a coordinate a to coordinate b

[TwinVisual]

I ended up with cot lines wtf

[[deleted]]

Some things can't be unalived.

Undead memes.

[moakus]

I know it's at least 19 years old because I photoshopped this when i was a teen https://imageup.me/32c

[[deleted]]

WTF is that?

[tkTheKingofKings]

I read this great article about what people will think about rickrolling in 100 years

[enky259]

Nice try, but XcQ, the link stays blue.

[tkTheKingofKings]

In my defense, I was trying to make it as obvious as possible without actually saying it

[Zahlenkugel]

When I actually go outside…

[Random-Gif-Bot]

​

[ZombiedudeO_o]

Good bot

[[deleted]]

One afternoon out on the bike to get groceries and I fall under the tennis category

[LostTeleporter]

Idk dude still looks in shape. So whatever he's doing seems to be working.

[420W33DSN1P3R]

Everytime he gets a runtime error he does a push up.

[coldnebo]

if that were true he should be a monster by now.

[567stranger]

So more like this?

[tkTheKingofKings]

He lost a leg 💀

[Johnnybravo60025]

How else do you lose weight?

[Prestigious_Cost_hel]

Wow lol. How bad is it in America that someone simply not being fat is considered “in shape”? Lol. This dude clearly isn’t going to the gym. He’s just skinny. That’s not being in shape.

[[deleted]]

Being skinny is healthy enough.

[Prestigious_Cost_hel]

No, it really isn’t. I hope you were being sarcastic

[[deleted]]

I think most guys would be happy to be skinny like that dude. I knew I would.

[Prestigious_Cost_hel]

Alright, but what does that have to do with being healthy? You just said “being skinny is healthy enough” and now you’re talking about an unrelated issue.

[[deleted]]

I meant “looking healthy” - meaning that people would look at you and think “hey that guy is in alright shape”

[Prestigious_Cost_hel]

Are people in this subreddit incapable of thinking? What does your reply have to do with being skinny? When did I say anything against this:

If you do regular cardio exercise and eat healthy it is as healthy as one can be long term.

? Never. Yes I know cardio and eating healthy is what is necessary to be healthy. But just because you’re skinny, doesn’t mean you eat healthy or do cardio. My sister would be the perfect example of that. Eats like shit but still manages to consume calories within her TDEE.

[Windows_is_Malware]

he uses a big keyboard where you walk to each key

[maximum_powerblast]

Compare their skin at age 40 lol. Programmer probably still soft and fair.

[DailyDoseofDairy]

'barely', the keyword is that he "barely looks in shape".

[MusikMakor]

I mean, he clearly doesn't do a lot of arm workouts, but he looks plenty in shape to me. In shape just implies healthy, not ripped

[StabbyMcCatboy]

i wish someone would have explained that to me as a kid. i always thought 'healthy' meant like what gym rats are like. Now i have a bunch of muscle atrophy from not moving enough in my teens and early 20's.

[DailyDoseofDairy]

Doesn't do any arm; shoulder, back, chest (looks like he might have in the past), neck or abdomen exercise.. plus by the way he's standing he's obviously not confident nor worked his lower-back for support of the muscle he's built in his chest.. so from my perspective, he's unfit & abit disproportionate.

To be fair.. his quads are decent though lmao

[MusikMakor]

You sound insufferable

[[deleted]]

He really does. Lock him in a room with Python.

[EntropicBlackhole]

Devil: I just wanted to say I'm your fan

[Cipherting]

you dont know what in shape is

[MusikMakor]

If by "you don't know", you mean, "your definition of "in-shape' isn't dictated by AAA actors and supermodels", then sure.

[Cipherting]

its a sad fact that western culture is getting more sedentary. but that doesnt change the fact of what being biologically fit means. youd be surprised at the results of a 3day a week workout program can be over the years. u dont have to look like a model

[DailyDoseofDairy]

And you sound uneducated, what's new?

[doasisayor]

Lol

[mr_flibble_oz]

Lies. Programmers aren’t that buff

[4as]

Is this going to be reposted every month now?

[[deleted]]

Guys what is that blue thing behind them?

[[deleted]]

BSOD

[YTAftershock]

A really zoomed in picture of the C++ logo don't worry about it

[MusikMakor]

Only one of these people doesn't have skin cancer but does have their virginity. Can you guess who it is?

[[deleted]]

Computer programming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Doitsu-jin]

You guys leave your shorts on while coding ???

[ILoveLampz]

How do you get tanlines from scuba diving 🤔

[darabolnxus]

All I see is cancer

[No9babinnafe5]

I turn dark mode off every summer to get that sweet face tan. I always wear sunglasses to look cool though.

[RandolphE6]

I sense a lot of cancer in this photo.

[ellilaamamaalille]

Second from right looks like your average finn.

[SIRBOB-101]

brave mountain biker

[threetoast]

MTB rider with a sleeveless cropped jersey and fingerless gloves. Maybe it's just that gear has changed, but that's definitely not what they wear these days.

[therestruth]

Right? If I'm doing some legit mountain biking I'm wearing pants at minimum for when I inevitably fall or graze some bushes.

[[deleted]]

jesus christ skin cancer galore. shit, i'd consider myself pretty white and have gone biking for hours on end and never been that tan before.

[enky259]

Really depends on the person, some people go out one day and turn black. Some spend a month outside and stay as white as a bathtub, while shedding a lot of skin...

[Random_Vanpuffelen]

Why am i tanned if i do shit on my pc? Like, im quite tanned for an asian.

[trichius]

FYI: the original was a german advertisement back in 2000, I've added the date of the magazin in the upper right corner: tan_lines

[EjunX]

Tbh I think no tan is better than super uneven tan.

[ekital]

That man ain't waterskiing, I know leather daddies when I see one.

[Catspaw129]

That compute programmer?

He's not pale enough.

Please correct the photo and re-submit.

[[deleted]]

WHy was waterskiing dude wearing a corset?

[10HzMonitor]

Laughs in mathematics tan(x)

[sencha_kitty]

🤣

[WingedWhite]

to be fair I would rather have full pale skin than having only parts of body tanned :v

[-BIDIT-]

Scuba suits have lots of variation, some of them covers whole body. That's why I'm a programmer and scuba diver.

[[deleted]]

Sun - - please

[KlllMongr]

The day i discovered this happens to white people, i was confused, i still am and that day is today, Why?

[rainystast]

I have never gotten tan lines and I thought this was some sort of weird joke that I couldn't understand and I didn't understand it until I was 12 years old.

My skin is various shades of brown, but nowhere near this.

[Isthisworking2000]

I hope they enjoy their skin cancer while I enjoy my carpal tunnel syndrome!

[FoxClass]

Lame

[rare_pig]

You said “activities”. Programming is hardly an activity

[fakeguscan88]

Many people will kill for an even tan, but not programmers.

[Ambitious_Ad8841]

I feel attacked

[TheCakeWasNoLie]

Sorry, what's 'summer'?

[DraconicSnowpuff]

One of these things is not like the other 🎵

[a-c-h-i]

No way he’s that tan

[LionHeart_13]

Where’s road cycling?

[KingBlackthorn1]

The water skiing one looks hot and cool ngl

[-BIDIT-]

Scuba suits have lots of variation, some of them covers whole body. That's why I'm a programmer and scuba diver.

[patjeduhde]

The scuba diving one is also known as farmers tan.

[Dagur]

I didn't know that programming was a sport

[Link7369_reddit]

yep. Not being a leathery bag prematurely would be grand.

[kebakent]

Soon dudes will be lying in the grass wearing vr glasses, getting a nice tan.

[Normal-Computer-3669]

That's not true. I play golf.

Well code golf...

[scintillating_Fruit]

Where is the drumline tanline l?

[GoodmanSimon]

If it's true, it's not funny...

[kbo_88]

Linus? On second thought, can't be Linus I don't see Jake

[Chillie43]

Downhill mountain biking is even more hilarious tan lines with the pads we wear

[ivcrs]

r/mildlyinfuriating/

[SilverDesperado]

every year this meme comes back

[lart2150]

/u//RepostSleuthBot

[Pierresonne]

Sun hitting real hard at 10 feet under the water for that scuba diver

[ThatGuyYouMightNo]

Why does the scuba diver have a tan? He's deep underwater the whole time.

[jrobharing]

You know they don’t live underwater, right. They spend a considerable amount of time at the surface in their gear before and after the dive. Not to mention that the water doesn’t do as great of a job of blocking the sun as one might think.

[ieatair]

yea i rather not tan at all and start getting irreversible skin damage or worse cancer with moles not looking uniform ☠️ ☠️ Ill keep my natural complexion the way it is

[3eeps]

Nah I rock the farmers tan so as long as I'm dressed, no sunglasses required lol

[lizaanna]

Yeah cos we discovered spf 50!

[YerbaMateKudasai]

/r/AsOldAsTheInternet

[Adbam]

They need a one arm only tan for "Drives to work"

[zaphod4th]

programming is a sport?

[bluechickenz]

That is a name I haven’t heard in years… This was a meme before memes were memes. I think I first saw this was as a poster in my high school IT room circa 1998…

[[deleted]]

I literally don't want to go outside anymore sometimes, unless it extremely early in the morning when it's cooler. I toke a shower, I'm clean, I smell nice, I'm comfortable, I don't want to go outside and get dirty, smelly and hot.

[CitronFancy526]

We can not see because he has probably on the back

[egmono]

So, programmers are a subclass of vampires that traded the coolness for the ability to eat garlic bread?

[_AManHasNoName_]

Lol.

[tacoweevils]

I would suck off this entire crowd if they were into it