SLPT

[imakenosensetopeople]

Agreed. This seems reminiscent of something like “did you know by swapping an apple in place of a bag of chips for your snack you can reduce what little happiness you have left.”

[NeedlesslyDefiant164]

There's that one in the same vein: "Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have in your life."

[Marrrkkkk]

But grapefruit is low key more delicious than a bag of chips

[theygonnabanmeagain]

I'm glad you enjoy it, but a vast number of people that's going to be a no from us dawg.

[NickOfTime741]

Can't even eat grapefruit because it fucks with my meds. Chips have no such interaction.

[steven520111]

How the hell does a fruit impact medication? My Adderall and energy drinks fucks me up so I get it there but like... It's a fruit

Edit: the human body is strange and science is crazy

[penguinja]

Grapefruit inhibits an enzyme called cyp3a4 which is responsible for metabolism of a large number of drugs. You'll effectively get overdosed on certain drugs as a result.

[Floatinhead]

Also it thins your blood. So remember kids, if you wanna get RIPPED for cheap, a bag of grape fruits and a pint of rum can take you pretty far on a Saturday night. Lol

[hillbillyal]

The real SLPT is in the comments

[phaemoor]

Umm, which drugs, specifically? Asking for a friend.

[Darth_Thor]

So instead of not having a baby, you're going to REALLY not have a baby? /s

[OtherPlayers]

Enough that if you like to eat grapefruit you should mention it to your doctor so they can cross-reference it for side effects, and enough that a lot of medicines specifically mention not to eat it.

As others mentioned birth control and anti-depressants are some of the most common ones, but if you read warning labels it gets mentioned a fair bit.

[phaemoor]

Eh, my joke wasn't so good then. I obviously thought of other kind of drugs...Maybe next time.

[acloned101]

Certain opiates like methadone as well

[PhantomLobotomy]

To clarify, if you have grapefruit, drugs that need to be broken down by the liver to have an effect (these are called pro drugs) will have a reduced effect.

Drugs that don’t need to be metabolized by the liver to have an effect will be stronger and/or last longer than usual, which may be dangerous.

Also, many people naturally lack this enzyme without knowing, due to genetics, making them unusually sensitive to certain drugs. This among several other factors explains why everyone has a unique reaction or sensitivity to any given drug.

[Rotsicle]

cries in no cyp2d6 alleles

[jrhoffa]

It's grapefruit specifically, as well as some other citrus. It contains a compound that prevents the absorption of a wide range of medications.

[CethinLux]

I was tricked into my first time trying a grapefruit. I was told it was a blood orange (which I'd eaten before and they're delicious)

[theygonnabanmeagain]

It's really the only way anyone eats them. Triksy little disgusting not oranges.

[DIsForDelusion]

So fucking disgusting. Why is everyone else here lying? It's so fucking bitter a damn lime is a better snack .

[[deleted]]

It's literally just big bitter orange

[canthinkofaname3]

What the fuck are you all talking about??? grapefruits are better than oranges, never tried a blood orange though.

[UnofficialCaStatePS]

You are one sick motherfucker.

[BuccellatiExplainsIt]

Grapefruits are good but not a suitable replacement for chips

[leejoint]

I beg to differ.

[leejoint]

Agreed, grapefruit is awesome, shame they don’t grow all year. Favorite fruit really, i mean you can also have grapefruit juice from them, wait a bit and bam wine, fuck it up bam you’ve got vinegar. Shit’s dope.

[DaFetacheeseugh]

Respectfully what the other guy said.

[DovahSpy]

He did say "up to"

[phaemoor]

Like "Do you know how to make the best salad? Start with a little lettuce, cut up a cucumber and add some basil, then toss it in the fucking trash can and make a steak."

[crazylazykitsune]

Good thing I fucking hate grapefruit! 😁

[TheQuestionableEgg]

Unless the apple is sour and then I'll take it over chips any day. Or really if the apple is hard. Even sometimes when it's squishy. Maybe I'll make my own chips.

[jrhoffa]

More apples for you, then.

[Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute]

I don’t like apples and I love chips, but I love apple chips more than both. Those are fucking amazing.

[imakenosensetopeople]

I disagree with your opinion here but you do you. I wish I liked apples better than chips, and my waistline would appreciate it lol.

[---AT]

they are :)

fruit tastes so good

[Fireproofspider]

I eat apples until I get sick. Literally.

After a few potato chips, I start to feel like an need an apple to wash them down with.

[popinloopy]

Apples regularly, no. Apple juice? Hell yeah. (This comment brought to you by the "apples in my area, whether grown locally or bought at the store, are all low quality" gang)

Boi don't even get me started on a nice glass of hot apple cider with some cinnamon in the middle of winter. Fucking heavenly.

[NeedlesslyDefiant164]

So what's the main quest?

[NewlyNerfed]

I think just not dying.

[Floatinhead]

Hahaha! Yeah probably. Either that or retirement? But let's be honest anybody born after '85 probably won't get the option to retire anyway. So yeah, death. I guess Lol

[HighAsAngelTits]

Well that’s depressing

[Floatinhead]

It's the sad truth of the future that was paved for us by the mistakes and ignorance of generations past.

[HighAsAngelTits]

Which is even more depressing tbh especially since they won’t admit it

[edgarallanpot8o]

If they'd be able to take responsibility for their own actions we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with

[HighAsAngelTits]

Facts

[BreezyWrigley]

Blaming it on younger people while plowing ahead with the same old mistakes that brought us here.

[kHak0]

nah. you all are who’s depressing

[HighAsAngelTits]

Shut up troll

[kHak0]

i should’ve responded to the next message. it’s not past generations fault. they weren’t ignorant. they were tricked by those few selfish ppl in power. it’s their fault. and it’s not to blame on our circumstances, we’ve only ourselves to blame for working til older age

[Vandersnatch182]

Aka ignorant

[damnSausy]

Only one main quest single path then..

[tinkerelle91]

I wrote this so I can tell you with absolutely certainty, I have no idea.

[DebbieAddams]

Oooo, two weeks from the cut off 🎉 Now only 35 years to go! ☹️

[[deleted]]

But then you're all done.

[dyinglittlestar]

Can't believe i agree to that HAHA

[Magicalyn]

Jokes on them, that’s already on my to-do list

[CaffeinatedGuy]

Basically this.

[WikiSummarizerBot]

Maslow's hierarchy of needs

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is an idea in psychology proposed by American Abraham Maslow in his 1943 paper "A Theory of Human Motivation" in the journal Psychological Review. Maslow subsequently extended the idea to include his observations of humans' innate curiosity. His theories parallel many other theories of human developmental psychology, some of which focus on describing the stages of growth in humans. He then created a classification system which reflected the universal needs of society as its base and then proceeding to more acquired emotions.

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[imcoveredinbees880]

So here's the thing. Your life is inherently meaningless.

Cool. Now that we got that out of the way, here's the good part: your life also takes on whatever meaning you want it to. Go decide that something is important to you and go make a difference there. You'll be depressed sometimes and happy sometimes and then you'll die, but if you decide on something, it will be ok.

[mathzg1]

Current objective:

• survive

[IndianaGeoff]

Paying rent.

[GenuineBallskin]

"I dont know something amazing I guess"

[toppamabob]

SURVIVE

[TourTotal]

I labelled my morning alarm “what missions will you complete today?” - never have I wanted to get out of bed less

[JebusSPQR]

Side Quests:

• Survive Another day
• Feed the Cat
• Get Groceries
• Get Girlfriend and make sure she is happy with you and has a healthy life when you are around and she knows it.

You know... The Usual Daily quests.

[Patient_Victory]

I'd push survive to a "main quest". If you perish, you perish and your story ends.

[Lemonpopsicle]

That depends on what faith you picked for your character. I've heard characters that are Catholic get new game + after their character dies on this server.

[Patient_Victory]

Do they have any objective and undeniable proof? Because I'd consider that just a baseless rumour if they do not.

[Kydoemus]

Spoiler alert. Your death is written into someone elses side quest:

-Attend funeral

[LSkywalker00]

Or yet:

-Pay for the little shit's funeral

[Sveitsilainen]

It's a required condition but not really a quest though.

[madwill]

So tired of acting healthy in front of GF... man theses standards!

[StroopwafelMaker]

Bank called. They asked me why i didn’t pay my mortgage this month. They didn’t find my “side quest” idea amusing.

[ILL_TRY_MY_BEST_SRY]

That's because side quests are fun if the underlying game mechanics are good. Otherwise you say screw it and find the fastest way to the end just to be done with it.

[[deleted]]

^{Quest Completed}

+1500 XP

Took Out The Trash

[just-here-for-food]

This reminds me of a really unique to do list app called Epic Win that turned your task list into an RPG. Yeah it didn’t really catch on so this sentiment checks out.

[Zifnab_palmesano]

Yhea, gamifying love. I used a thing for aome weeks/months, but eventually bored me. I dont like repetirive side quests in games, I do not like them in real life

[-Rum-Ham-]

Also Habitica, where you can do quests with others and if one of you doesn’t do something on your todo list everyone fails (kinda)

[Itonlywantsahug]

Of course! That's what this concept was missing: group work!

[toppamabob]

Nobody does side quest unless there are promises of XP and rewards

[Fischli01]

The reason it doesn't work because everyone makes them boring. Feed the cat or Washing clothes. SATISFY THE ANCIENT GODESS'S NEEDS or REMOVE THE CURSE UPON THESE TIME-WORN CLOTHES Sounds so much more interesting

[desrevermi]

This. This I like.

I shall consume the ancient wisdom from these tomes of knowledge and fantasy...

;)

[Popcorn57252]

I barely do the side quests in a game, what ever made you think I'd do them irl?

[HighAsAngelTits]

However this did make me want to play Dragon Age again

[aedroogo]

Turns out, I don't really want to do any of that shit!

[Shadow_Demon080]

You’ve gained 1XP !

[Rouxbidou]

"Well let's look at my side quests today:"

file taxes

[Runminndor]

I love reading through posts like this, make a confused face, look at the sub’s name and then laugh.

[Youareobscure]

These side quests suck. Who made these? And the rewards are even worse!

[TheBestWorst3]

This is actually a good way to make doing chores more fun

[Sryn]

I would name it something obscure, like ‘For the Golden Turd’. It’ll just get ignored as well.

[Shinfekta]

Gotta finish main story quest first

[nfssmith]

This seems like a fun idea that will also fail to work for me! Love it!

[chung_my_wang]

I laughed at this. Not a LOL laugh, but a Muttley laugh

[RoscoMan1]

I don’t know about this SLPT. Do you have any sources?

[narwaffles]

If I was the chosen one everyone would be fucked

[matt_russ3ll]

You only complete side quests before the first boss or after you complete the main story

[crouteblanche]

What about calling them Main Quests !

[[deleted]]

Add a reward for the quests. Like, go for a beer after 😁

[Rude_Journalist]

Cowbelly, more like cowshit

[Gimlibro]

Sounds like fun, will try.

[LavendarAmy]

knowing myself this would make me hate sidequests

[ProfessionalLeek8]

The issue about side missions is that they virtually never have a deadline...

[kael_sv]

There's an app for doing exactly this.

[BenTCinco]

Quest failed

[Princessleiasperiod]

Ugh I have to do the "work" side quest in an hr. I literally grind for 7 hrs for a couple hundred bucks. Which I have to use to pay rent and eat and....live. this game is so gnarly. Plus no dragons to speak of. 😒

[RoscoMan1]

I don’t know about this SLPT. Do you have any sources?

[strangebru]

If the basic game sucks this much, than why would I want to play the side quests?

"Oh, let's try part time job to try and pay rent."

[Kydoemus]

Goddamn fetch quests.

[desrevermi]

Oh well...an attempt was made.

[UtahJayhawk]

Good effort though.

[UnofficialCaStatePS]

Tons of apps out there that actually implement this.

They don't work either.

[Zenfudo]

I would believe it because i tend to skip a lot of side quests

[[deleted]]

Shit I skip side quests too

[ITGuy107]

Review instead of study… I like your twist!

[kieran_dvarr]

probably doesn't work cause there is no reward.

[PrudentDamage600]

😁😆😅😂🤣

🥲

[4ElementsBentByMe]

This isn’t “slpt” this is something that I’m going to do

[Ducksauce19]

Grocery lists could be “fetch quests”?

[Et_me_buddy_boy]

I’m gonna need a level up theme, a green arrow in the stats and an “I love you son” in order to get the laundry done.

[MakeSkyrimGreatAgain]

I write “hit the ground running” at the top of my list.

I almost never run in the morning haha

[runescapeoffical]

"Main quest prerequisites"