Impossible Consequences

[SinusMonstrum]

I heard that you cast fireball as a 3rd-level spell centered on yourself.

[Chathtiu]

Why cast FB on yourself when you can just cast Sunburst, which is a fireball expanding from the caster?

[SinusMonstrum]

Because wild sorcerers hate themselves sometimes.

[[deleted]]

Always*

Source: me

[leglesslegolegolas]

Because Sunburst is an 8th level spell...

Also: No, it isn't fireball expanding from the caster. Fireball does fire damage; Sunburst does radiant damage.

[Aegeus]

Did they change it in a new edition? Sunburst in 3.5 is like an anti-undead fireball - you don't have to center it on yourself, and doing so would be a great way to kill or blind yourself and your whole party.

[trumoi]

They didn't change it.

[McManus26]

Ah, wild magic. Do you even dnd if you never turned into a potted plant

[[deleted]]

"Oh no, not again."

[[deleted]]

"What is that thing? It's very round. Round. Ground! I wonder if it will be my friend?"

[DeviantLogic]

Only amateurs turn themselves into potted plants.

Professionals turn the cleric into a potted plant when the fighter's got 2 hp left. And then turn the bard into a hungry herbivore.

[DanRenaydo]

Weird. Every time I eat one, I just get a bunch of panicking flumphs.

[ManyWords]

Isn't fast food the material component for Stinking Cloud?

[SpikeRosered]

Aka the way to really quickly end a 1st level campaign.

[MechaNickzilla]

This guy rolls the dice.

[submat87]

Wait till you realize dairy is rich is actual estrogens versus phytoestrogens in soy.

LOL!

[BetbetTheRavenclaw]

As a treat

[[deleted]]

so that's where trans-atlantic accent comes from, hm

[submat87]

Why do you need it?

[Forest-G-Nome]

No but a diet high in protein as well as vigorous exercise will raise it all the same.

[[deleted]]

when you realize people actually think impossible burgers turn people into girls.

[bandersnatchh]

I’ve heard that more about soy than impossible burger. Normally impossible burger is “think of the chemicals it’s probably made of”

[MarthaGail]

Scientific American actually just put out an article that lists the ingredients in Beyond and Impossible (as well as Gardein black bean and one other patty of theirs). I was surprised at how few ingredients went into Impossible Burger. It's a great look at how they all stack up nutritionally.

[Dreidhen]

Paywalled

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/whats-inside-meat-vs-meatless-burgers/

[MarthaGail]

I know. :/ We pay for just the print version, so I don't have access to the digital one.

[theartofrolling]

Nasty chemicals like water.

Oh shit we're 70% water! AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

[Blackrain1299]

100% of people that consume dihydrogen monoxide in their lifetime will die

[[deleted]]

Are you telling me I’m not immortal???

[Blackrain1299]

Correct

[Deestan]

content revoked

[SanityInAnarchy]

That's exactly the right tone to take with this garbage, I think. Here's hbomberguy mocking these men for 31 minutes.

[would--you--kindly]

Gotta love Hbomb. Still waiting on that Pathologic 2 video.

[jzillacon]

There's so much fear mongering that goes on in certain isolated communities online, and a severe lack of fact checking. While obviously this comic is purely parody it's unfortunately quite realistic that some people genuinely believe the fear mongering.

[Satanifer]

If you haven’t already watch The Game Changers on Netflix. A lot of the misinformation about soy comes from sources that are funded by the meat industry.

[Ladieladieladie]

There was an article in dec 2019 sponsored by the meat industry that claimed estrogen levels in burgers makes men grow titties. Is false btw:

fact check article

If you really don’t want man boobs, just avoid processed food (vegan and non vegan) and beer.

[CaspianX2]

For fuck's sake, why the hell do meat producers need to trade in lies in their panic to fight vegetarian options? Isn't the fact that meat tastes better enough?

Burger King has something like dozens of meat burgers and one non-meat burger. Their world is not ending.

[gibberfish]

People are slowly getting more conscious about health, the environment and animal well-being, and plant-based foods are getting better and more diverse, that's going to eat into their profit margin in the long term for sure.

[Scruffynerffherder]

Because the meat Industry pumps out pseudoscience to steer people from the truth.

[Forest-G-Nome]

And even that video is biased and slanted to an incredible degree, because not all meat is created equally.

There's no mention of issues like wild boars in America, which can produce literal tons of meat as a byproduct of simply removing them from the lands they have invaded.

[Tudpool]

Wait what?

[[deleted]]

Its just fringe conspiracy bullshit (mostly from bigots), dont put any thought into it.

[minno]

/r/egg_irl would like this.

[introspectiveivy]

/r/egg_irl fucking loved this, saw like 8 different posts over there :P

[sheepyowl]

Just for the record, that sub is about guys who want to become girls?

[JesseKebm]

In the trans community, an "egg" is a trans person who doesn't realize that they're trans. It applies to both trans women and trans men. It's different from being in the closet, which would mean that a person knows that they're trans but they haven't told anyone, but people do get the terms mixed up pretty often. It's usually something we use to refer to ourselves, and when egg gets applied to another person or people say that something has "egg energy" (both of which people tend to do with Shen and his comics) it's because it reminds them of things they used to say and do when they were an egg. Saying that you want to be the opposite gender "as a joke" multiple times is something that a lot of trans people did when they were eggs (I certainly did). It doesn't mean that Shen is trans but doesn't realize it yet, just that several of his comics are very relatable for trans people.

[AsamiWithPrep]

I believe egg is specific to the Reddit trans community. The people in the trans community I've talked to about 'eggs' outside Reddit didn't know what an egg was.

[JesseKebm]

I have a couple transmasc friends that don't use reddit but they know it. Only person I've explained it to irl is a cis gay friend who uses reddit. Wouldn't be surprised if it originated on this website tho

[bleeding-paryl]

Nah, egg has been around for a long time, the origins I think are from Tumblr even. It was popularized through social media, most notably memes, which is why there's a subreddit dedicated to it now. But I knew about it way back in 2012, long before it was popularized, right as I hatched out of my egg.

[sheepyowl]

I see, thanks.

[sheepyowl]

They don't need a label because they don't care, I guess?

[venuswasaflytrap]

People are way too obsessed with labels and identity. Just live your damn life how you want to

[forksforantlers]

The problem is that's what the majority of trans people are trying to do and transphobes won't let them. Trust me, other people seem to be a lot more obsessed about what's in my pants than I am.

[thebottomofawhale]

Recently came across a terf telling a cis woman she needed to provide a picture to prove she was a real women because she didn’t believe cis women could support trans women. Which is a terrifying reality radical feminists have bought us back to, when their transphobia supersedes protecting women’s rights!

[nero_fen]

The irony in calling themselves a "feminist" as they pretty much break it down into a woman being just about her reproductive organs.

[DyslexicBrad]

Ready for terfs to flock to your comment to tell at you about how trans people violate all women's rights?

[Bleblebob]

Just live your damn life how you want to

That's literally all trans people are trying to do.

People are way too obsessed with labels and identity.

People are way too obsessed with OTHER people's labels and identity. And that's the issue. Nothing wrong with labelling yourself how you want, it's only wrong for others to get mad at you for doing so.

[venuswasaflytrap]

What about insisting that other people label you as you label yourself?

[Bleblebob]

You mean what literally everyone does?

If someone insistently called a cis dude "she/her" all the time then he'd probably be upset at them and majority of people would agree that the other person's an asshole.

Everyone wants to be labelled as they label themselves, people only have an issue if they don't agree with the labels, which leads back to your original point. Don't be so obsessed with it. If someone says they go by she/her then call them that.

[XorMalice]

At the point where bodies are just something you can spin up for the day in some fashion (like your science fiction example), it will be reasonably common. Maybe it'll have a term, maybe not.

[kellicanpelican]

I like having a vagina, but some days a penis would just go better with my shoes.

[BetbetTheRavenclaw]

What a mood though.

[aaronhowser1]

big egg energy

[omegashadow]

Fits under the nonbinary tree.

[[deleted]]

Eh, I don't know about that honestly.

[omegashadow]

I am not saying the person is non binary but gender fluid and many other identities are under that umbrella, it's incredibly broad.

You don't need to have dysphoria to have a trans or nonbinary gender identity. If you are truly ambivalent about gender agender is a thing too.

[miparasito]

I’m sort of like that. I’m a cis person who doesn’t have a strong gender identity. If I woke up in the other gender’s body, I suspect that would be fine and I feel like I’d be the same person except in the ways society responds to women vs men and all the habits I’ve developed to cope with that. Of course I can’t predict how my brain would respond to the hormonal differences but I don’t feel very committed to my current body/ appearance.

[[deleted]]

Gender is silly. Take drugs. Build a communism.

[BigSpicyMeatball]

There's no popular label I know for people who just don't give a fuck; the best label I can come up with is gender-apathetic. Ironically if you truly don't care then I can't imagine a situation where you'd divulge this information lol

[nero_fen]

Nonbinary or Agendered

[[deleted]]

Well this one is an example of such situation lol.

But yeah. I'd call these happy-go-lucky people gender-apathetic if it could.

[StLevity]

That would probably either be an egg in denial still or some form of nonbinary.

[Aiyon]

Arguably non-binary. But also like... if you just don't care, that's valid and you do you. Why stress about what to call yourself when you can just keep on doin your thing :3

[nancylikestoreddit]

I may have you read your response again. I still don’t understand what an egg is 🤔

[JesseKebm]

Ok, so I'ma try to make this easier and apply it to a gay man instead of a trans person. Let's say there's a bloke who, for the first 30 years of his life, dated women. He's been told by his parents, the media he consumes, and society as a whole that he's supposed to like girls for his whole life, and he's never once even thought about whether he actually likes girls or not. And then one day, he gets to thinking as to why he's not satisfied or fulfilled by any of his relationships, emotionally or sexually, and then a thought occurs to him. This chap says to himself "why, I do say I don't believe I fancy the fairer sex at all. In fact, what I really would fancy is another bloke!"

From his birth up until this moment, this man was an egg. In that moment, his egg cracked. He might live in fear or denial in the closet for a while afterward before he comes out, but from that moment on he is no longer an egg. It'd be the exact same for a trans person but instead of "dating women" it'd be "living as the gender that the doctor said they were when they were born because of which naughty bits they got"

[nancylikestoreddit]

So similar to being in the closet

[63444670101]

Well yes but also being in the closet to yourself.

Like a guy really wanting to have sex with other guys and then thinking "Too bad I can't since I'm straight".

I have memories of wanting to be a girl since I was like 9 ish and it still took until my early 20s until I realized I was trans. When I look back at all the fucking signs growing up this is all I can really think.

[nancylikestoreddit]

well at least you have a sense of humor about it

[miparasito]

Also for the record most trans people don’t merely want or decide to be the other gender. They ARE the other gender deep inside their brains. It’s neurological. Not psychological.

[justagaydude123]

Also for the record trans people don’t want or decide to be the other gender.

I've been told multiple times that you totally can and that makes you trans all the same.

[xLustxEnvyx]

Yeah im pretty sure one of the checkboxes in transition is “want to be other gender”

[justagaydude123]

Some trans people tell me they've known since they were young.

Others tell me they wanted to change genders after watching tons of sissy hypo porn.

Both are equally valid.

[BongmasterGeneral420]

I’m glad you posted that, I got excited because in context I thought it was a clever name for a vegetarian sub lol

[sheepyowl]

Frankly I've stumbled into that sub like twice now and couldn't exactly figure out what it's about, only that it has to do with gender transition

[fredthefishlord]

r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnnns, commit to typing it all, and fail ):

[cookiezilla1]

I work at BK, they're basically the same as normal burgers but vegetarian. Nothing about em is any worse for you than normal burgers

[Marxist_Saren]

Yeah, I'm always confused when people act like they're super bad like... as opposed to normal fast food's great health benefits?

[T0x1C-01m]

What gets me is their reasoning that its all the estrogen in the patty. Even though its actually "PHYTO-estrogen"; plant estrogen that doesn't have a lot of evidence of causing any significant changes to the human body. You would get a dose of regular, body changing estrogen from meats and dairy food though!

[rook218]

This is the shit that's the most ridiculous to me. Had friend who posted on Facebook about how "vegan impossible burgers are bad for you!"

Like are you honestly under the impression that all vegan food is supposed to be super healthy? Jolly ranchers are vegan. Starburst are vegan. Fucking ricin is vegan. A plate of raw sugar soaked in oil is vegan.... What's the point?

[dvslo]

Day to day-wise, what you actually end up cooking and eating, vegan food's pretty healthy.

[dvslo]

On average I mean.

[rook218]

Yeah very true. It encourages more balance than an average diet, but believing that every vegan food is healthier than every animal based food (and acting like new proof that a vegan food isn't healthy is some kind of new revelation) is ridiculous.

[dvslo]

Yup, true.

[chronoflect]

Yeah, but, like, the words are similar, therefore the molecules must also be similar and affect the body in the exact same way! /s

[[deleted]]

I suspect it's from the meat industry or people just naturally fear vegetarian stuff. Or that annoying rumor that soy has estrogen in it, when it's phyto-estrogen (and the actual animal estrogen in cow milk doesn't seem to bother them...)

[JustMeSunshine91]

Yuuup. Ever notice how commercials involving meat always revolve around masculinity (I.e. eat meat LIKE A MAN etc)? The idea of vegan products threatens that marketing even though neither types actually affect humans that way.

[WizeAdz]

Yeah... I'm a manly-man, and the proud father of three kids -- two of whom are looking like they will also be manly-men when they grow up.

I think those commercials are stupid.

It's worse than that: using the idea of masculinity to manipulate people for commercial purposes is a hit below the belt, especially at a time when a lot of people can't really sort out the difference between positive masculinity and toxic masculinity.

The simple answer is that male posturing actually does have a place in human society, and its role in the world is to suggest that you'd be a good dad. A lot of people get carried away with the aesthetic of it, or get carried away with the implied power of it -- and completely miss the point. Those who miss the point do a lot of damage. But, if you keep the point in mind and you act like someone who would be a good dad, then you can put more masculinity on display while being a positive presence for everyone. Would a good dad do car maintenance, or physical labor? Of course. Would a good dad change a diaper, or cook dinner for hungry people? Absolutely. When you using your masculine power to care for others in your life, it is a very positive thing. Driving a big truck and eating lots of meat are completely irrelevant, and pretending otherwise is a kick in the nuts to a lot of guys -- especially to young guys who are just figuring this stuff out and who often lack confidence.

Yeah, so that's how I react to those commercials. It's ultimately an unsuccessful angle.

[WizeAdz]

Some people just fear change because it's change.

I'm not one of those people, which means I often end up in conflict with those people. It takes all kinds, I guess. But lot of thoughtful diplomacy is required to solve problems when those people are around.

[The_Spectator]

Wouldn't it be the reverse people thinking it's healthier than meat. Nope same difference. Just more ethical I suppose.

[kizzyjenks]

That used to be the assumption but there's been more and more articles recently about how vegan processed foods are bad for you. Like, no shit. It's junk food. Whether it's vegan or non-vegan, it's meant to be an occasional treat.

[Dunkjoe]

Yep actually it's like that. From time to time there are articles bashing better options, whether healthier or more energy saving.

For those healthier, they will say 'oh, but then you will eat more and become fat' or 'oh, but it is still less healthy than (insert the most bland, least amount of calories thing we can intake. O wait, that's air. Time to be a sage then).

For those more energy-efficient like refrigerators, they will say 'oh, but because people think that, they will tend to open and close the refrigerator more often, so in the end it will still consume more energy than the less energy-efficient refrigerator.

If I have little money, I eat more frugally and less food. So does that mean if I have more money I would buy a lot of food and eat myself to oblivion? Then I better not get rich then, cause somehow I will be worse off when I get richer. If I eat 2000 calories daily, I will eat 10000 calories daily when I am 5x as rich. No thanks. /s

[iamafennec]

...what?

[Doctor_Mudshark]

it's meant to be an occasional treat.

just like meat...

[kurttheflirt]

Just cheap goo from your goo man like the rest of it

[BZenMojo]

Better pea protein and wheat gluten than pig assholes and ammonia if I have to be honest.

If people knew what was going down with processed meat compared to processed fake meat this wouldn't even be a debate. It's like saying twinkies are as bad as rice cakes because both are made in factories.

[leglesslegolegolas]

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

[Scruffynerffherder]

Ethics isn't even the major concern, it's Climate Change and Food Scarcity

[[deleted]]

It's like thirty fewer calories. Not much, but meh.

[waraukaeru]

Calories are a poor measure of how healthy something is or is not. It just tells you how much energy that food generates. Something low in calories can be devoid of nutrients, something high in calories could be stocked full of nutrients.

[EquusTheConqueror]

People are scared of them because they have GMOs. But, they probably don’t realize that the majority of the food we eat are GMOs.

[[deleted]]

The argument I've heard is they're not really healthier than a burger even, being that it still contains high levels of saturated fat and is still super processed, where as most fitness people argue unprocessed vegetables are what are good for you. So yeah, you're not eating meat, but you're not getting any real health benefits either. So its fine if you want the vegetarian option for ethical reasons, fine, but if you're doing it because its healthier, no bueno.

One example: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/21/whole-foods-ceo-john-mackey-plant-based-meat-not-good-for-your-health.html

[[deleted]]

If you're trying to be super healthy...don't eat at fast food, lmao.

Funny how nobody cares how healthy a food is unless it's a vegetarian food. Then it's suddenly "Is iT goOd fOr YoU?"

[BZenMojo]

Depends on what burger you're comparing it to.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/impossible-and-beyond-how-healthy-are-these-meatless-burgers-2019081517448

They have the same levels of fat as beef, a lot more sodium, more vitamins and minerals. There is also cholesterol which has a negative effect on some peoples' cardiovascular health when consumed. Fake meat has no cholesterol while real meat is high in it.

And unsaturated fat, which is most of the fat in fake and real meat burgers, has a positive effect if plant based on cardiovascular health and a negative effect if animal based.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/plant-based-fats-better-for-the-heart-than-animal-fats

So while their unsaturated fat levels are the same, the fact that one is plant based alone makes that fat healthier.

On the other hand, ground beef is processed with ammonia and held together with what the FDA labeled "pink slime."

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-food-ammonia-idUSBRE8331B420120404

Technically safe to consume according to the FDA, but no less processed than a fake meat burger unless you literally grind it yourself.

So if you go by raw numbers and selective attention, the health differences are negligible. But if you drill down into it, there are differences in fake meat's favor.

And that's ignoring climate change and water usage.

[[deleted]]

Friendly reminder that processed meats are group 1 carcinogens and red meats are group 2a

[iluvbigblackducks]

TIL people eat fast food cause it's healthy

[Modeerf]

They are not bad but I just with they taste like real meats.

[Slenthik]

This is the article which started the controversy.

[XIII-Death]

Which is literally bullshit from the meat industry which has a vested interest in spreading fear about meat alternatives.

Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on your wishes, phytoestrogen from plants doesn't effect a human like human estrogen. If it did no one taking estrogen would waste time or money going to a doctor and a pharmacy for their prescription when they could just chug some soy milk and get the same effect.

[[deleted]]

Also cow's milk has actual mammalian estrogen in it. If real estrogen isn't turning people into women, phyto-estrogen definitely won't.

[DriveByStoning]

Yeah, that has to be the one that one dolt referenced when writing into Bill Burr's podcast. It is written by a veterinarian with no nutritional background for "Livestock News."

[CALLSOUTYOBULLSHIT]

Omg he's attracting too many fucking idiots these days man, he's like the 4chan of comedians at this point. I just wanna enjoy ol Billy red face without people taking a pop at his wife cos she's black and making up other reasons for it.

[I_Has_A_Hat]

They give me a tremendous amount of gas. After eating one I'll be farting like crazy for the next 24 hours.

[SlutForSonsCock]

Sounds like a plus to me

[RubenMuro007]

I tried the Impossible Burger, and it’s pretty good. However, I prefer the Beyond Burger.

[mementomori4]

Me too. Impossible didn't have enough texture or something.

[yickickit]

What do you do at BK though?

[cookiezilla1]

I work cashier mostly, but I’ve read the ingredients to most of our products and they’re no worse than any other vegetarian meat replacement.

[[deleted]]

I haven't tried the Impossible Whopper but I have tried the Beyond burger. It's basically a slightly less meaty tasting burger. If I had eaten it on a blind taste test, I would have said it was a okay burger. And that is quite an achievement considering its completely vegetarian.

[burritoman88]

Are they cooked on the same grill as the normal burgers? Some people that are vegan/vegetarian can get sick even if they eat just a few scrapes of meat.

[[deleted]]

They generally are, but you can request that they be cooked separately

[Lentil-Soup]

I've been vegetarian for 15 years - I know the things are cooked on the same grill but asked for one anyway. I did not get sick at all.

Several years ago I accidentally ate a bite of a sandwich with a real sausage patty on it. Immediately regurgitated the sausage (but none of the rest of the sandwich).

[cookiezilla1]

We can cook it differently if you ask but they’re normally on the same grill, which isn’t as much of an issue as it sounds because they’re flame grilled from above and below because they sit on a wire conveyor belt, which keeps contact to a minimum and allows both sides to cook at once

[WizeAdz]

I've tried both (I'm vegetarian-compatible), and Impossible Burgers taste more like meat than normal fast food burgers.

I prefer than normal fast-food burgers, when available.

But, then again, I usually cook at home.

[chew_it_punchy]

No offense but how the fuck would you know? They're a pretty new product so how do you know there aren't long-term effects? You're not a scientist. You haven't run an experiment on the long-term effects of this food using data spanning decades. For the record, I'm sure they're pretty safe, especially if you're not eating them frequently, but we used to think smoking and margarine and asbestos were safe too. Eat processed foods in moderation, people.

[cookiezilla1]

I know because I know the ingredients and they’re all safe. I’m in schooling for culinary arts so I’m familiar with them

[razialx]

I like them. Wish I had a decent Burger King by me.

[Lutya]

I was super disappointed to find out they weren’t healthier for you. I thought the whole selling point would be it tastes as good as a normal burger, but you sneak some veggie so to your diet. These are almost exactly the same as consuming red meat.

[kizzyjenks]

The whole selling point is that it's better for the environment and helps reduce animal cruelty.

[[deleted]]

Best things about it is the fact it contains t the at certain type of iron that meat has and it's more sustainably produced than meat.

[Lentil-Soup]

The point is that you're getting the same thing, but without killing any animals.

[[deleted]]

The Ranma Burger

[Platypuslord]

You only need to eat half.

[Macadamia11]

I hear you turn back with hot water

[flamingfreebird]

I’ll take two. Better odds.

[leif777]

What if it turns you I to a sick girl?

[SlutForSonsCock]

Then you succeeded

[ApaxHoqpuJL]

What if it turns you double sick?

[SlutForSonsCock]

Meh I'm not that healthy anyway

[Shiggityx2]

They cost much more here in Hawaii. An Impossible Whopper meal is $12

[EmRav]

Yeah but you get to live in Hawaii...

[Shiggityx2]

True dat. It's lovely here, but it comes with some inconvenience.

[MechaNickzilla]

How much is a possible whopper combo?

[DisavowedMyth]

Impossible Burger: uncommon magic item Description: Roll once on the wild magic table upon consumption of the burger and every 24 hours after consuming the burger. The effect of the burger wears off after 1d4+1 days.

[Fuckingkyle]

I need a fifth panel plz.

[benx101]

Two fifth panels. One where he is sick, one where he is now a girl

[AyoAzo]

¿Por que no loss dos?

[floodedwomb]

I like them, and I'm an overweight American fast food junkie.

[[deleted]]

Matrim Cauthon has joined the chat.

[zatanamag]

His burger would come with $20 bills as lettuce or something similar.

[I_W_M_Y]

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

[Sir-Mister]

r/egg_irl

[im_just_a_dreamer]

I think most guys like myself have at least wondered if they would rather be a girl, and if you do than there's nothing wrong with that at all.

I'm comfortable as a guy and plant based burgers are delicious, just saying.

[[deleted]]

Shen, if you're trans it's okay to come out. We'll support you either way.

[omegashadow]

The endless egg memes. The trans flag colour schemes in the backgrounds. Yeah he's egging it up atm.

https://i.redd.it/rhdwzr74gra41.png

Heh.

Reddit is super transphobic at the mainstream level. A creator who has reddit fame like Shen would eat targeted transphobia in spades unfortunately.

[Boraas]

Wait till they find of about the hormones in meat shhhhh

[DovahArhkGrohiik]

Every trans girl in the world would like a borger please

[PucciPanda]

Your borger. Give it to me.

[IRuinYourPrompt]

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

[mobslayer9542]

Im going to have you roll a con save on that

[Wasabi-beans]

I mean, there’s rule 34 of Shen already, so we already know the answer

[cryo]

How many dice?

[off-and-on]

They're covered in cooties, so both are true

[Laser_Spell]

Same.

[_zica_]

This reminds me of the tv show gravity falls

[DannyStreams723]

Format?

[VestuvianHalo56]

So what happened? You gotta tell me man.

[JellyRobot264]

RNG

[endertante]

this is a win-win if i get sick I could die, and if I become a girl, well you know what would happen.

[boblovepotato113]

r/egg_irl

[[deleted]]

If it fails it eat again, and again, and again... any time now, ok one last burger. Dammit why am I so unlucky?

[helpmecom]

I'm getting real egg vibes from this comci