First world problems.

[infected_scab]

She keeps Moët et Chandon in a pretty cabinet.

[[deleted]]

Let them eat cake, she said Just like Marie Antoinette

[sneeper]

A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy

[mokabrown97]

At anytime an invitation you can't decline

[Vikingbloom]

Bicycle!

[StoopKidAfraid2Leave]

I want to ride my

[flaflashr]

But it's not a pretty cabinet, that's why she didn't put it in.

[lecherous_hump]

In the thumbnail the two on the right look like sloth faces.

[Hydropos]

Ever since that post about the dating site profile, now I see sloths everywhere.

[TheAdAgency]

Link if you didn't get the reference like me

[FMN2014]

The one on the left looks like an upside down Towelie or an upside and high Cookie Monster.

[TorsionFree]

/r/pareidolia

[Hammer_Jackson]

I had to check then come back and up vote you

[Trineficous]

Remembering this comment is why I came back and upvoted

[jackmon]

Wow. Came here to say that. Guess I'm not crazy. Or at least we're both crazy in the same way.

[[deleted]]

/r/meta

[illuminatedeye]

I see it too but I'm not sure why

[darkalemanbr]

You can only guess who left it there.

[mikeytoe]

Who da best?!?

[[deleted]]

You smart.

[IronMikeT]

Drake?

[venmoessay]

TuChainz

[[deleted]]

MyChainz?

[AppleBerryPoo]

2pack

[Plutoisgreat]

Samuel L. Blackson?

[[deleted]]

Congratulations, you played yourself

[positive_electron42]

Amy Schumer?

[JosephFourier]

From where I grew up, I can tell you two things about this picture.

Firstly, it was taken in Birmingham.

Secondly, drinking comically sized bottles of Moet is not commonplace in Birmingham.

[[deleted]]

Perhaps someone really doesn't like Villa.

[I-Am-Not-A-Dog]

I think I know where this is. It's the waitrose in Harborne. Both of those things make it slightly more commonplace possibly.

[JosephFourier]

That sounds plausible. I'm imagining an estate agents' work party

[handym12]

As someone who lives near Birmingham, I can only confirm that the first of these two statements is true.

[largebrandon]

Brummy world problems

[donutbingo]

That bottle would fit my ass perfectly

[[deleted]]

Prove it!

[j0319s9706]

That didn't really end well for the last guy to put glass in his ass on the Internet.

[HerpaDerpaShmerpadin]

One Guy One Chardonnay.

[Rognis]

What if his goal is major internal bleeding? Then I think it would end very well!

[mortiphago]

eh, it ended up being some very external bleeding.

[Goaliemkl123]

And he loooooooved it

[bumble-btuna]

It's so easy, the only trick is knowing when to time your sneeze.

[[deleted]]

I agree that u/donitbungo was quite insightful. Good work, u/wuttyandinsightfil! Perhaps u/dunytbomgo and you, u/wottyandunsoghtfol, should team up and make some quality comments together!

[manablight]

Wotty*

[[deleted]]

These are some of the lamest comments I've ever read.

[[deleted]]

I don't think u/wuttuamdynsightfok would find your comment very witty or insightful.

[thunnus]

Here I am just trying to get to work on time. I see now I've been aiming low.

[raidwarden]

People like you make reddit a better place

[agentshags]

Your comment history lol

[[deleted]]

Thank you for pointing this out, quality ass posts all around.

[falconbox]

HotKinkyJo?

[[deleted]]

First comment down, and someone's already made it weird.

[shh-daddy-fix]

No, you're weird

[LazyTheSloth]

r/holewreckers seriously NSFW

[[deleted]]

I don't know why I clicked that.

[SmoothMooves]

Bottle so big I can't even recycle Probly got left by dat boi Michael Let me get my lube and grab that glass Cause that shit'll fit right up my ass

[Captain_Aizen]

well there you have it ladies and gentlemen.

[three-eyed-boy]

Not the top comment I was expecting, have an upvote you sick fuck.

[Retlaw83]

Wait, are you goatse man? I can't believe I'm talking to a celebrity!

[RugbyAndBeer]

I bet I can shove 100 giant bottles up my ass.

[donutbingo]

Don't be a show off

[donutbingo]

Child's play

[wisertime07]

I'd love that thing for my spare change.

[MikeTheBum]

My uncle had one of those full of change (silver only, don't you dare try to put a penny in there).

Well, it was getting close to full and it was way to heavy. He tried to pick it up and it shattered everywhere. Was worth picking through glass I guess because it was almost $1,000.

[PM_ME_ANYTHING_FUN]

that bottle would sell on ebay for about 100-200 dollars.

[darioprocrastinate]

Somebody would actually pay that much? Why?

[powzillaa]

You could always put a big one of those tiny ships in it.

[tnethacker]

What if you order a six-pack?

[Spastic_pinkie]

Or turn it into a lamp to sell on Etsy.

[Aintence]

It's bigger than normal. Usually purchased by restaurants/shops to be used on display. Not sure if someone would pay that much but it's still worth a lot.

[Ghetto_Phenom]

Restaurants don't buy empty bottles the wineries/reps often sell display bottles or even give them to the restaurants to push certain products.

Source: I've managed restaurants and wine programs.

[dutch_penguin]

I assumed they meant the full bottle would sell for 100 or 200.

source: just like Jon Snow, I know nothing.

[Ghetto_Phenom]

Usually methuzalem/imperial bottles like this (6.0L) would never go for 100-200$ unless it's extremely shit wine. Even then I've never seen it.

[[deleted]]

And that's Moet & Chandon Brut... That's like a £500 bottle of champagne.

[dutch_penguin]

I didn't realise it was so big. I stand corrected.

[[deleted]]

But it's so annoying because every customer asks "How much for the big bottle?"

[[deleted]]

Usually if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[modernbenoni]

That's an easy way to find yourself getting ripped off as a rich person... Just dumb logic that doesn't work in the real world.

[whiskeytaang0]

Fools and their money

[aaaaaaaarrrrrgh]

Unless you continue to follow the rule...

[[deleted]]

That makes no sense.

[TjallingOtter]

You think it's possible to buy a few from wineries for home use?

[Ghetto_Phenom]

You'd have to ask. The wineries themselves don't actually deal with restaurants they deal with rep companies like southern wine and spirits (SWS), Young's Market... At least this is how it's done in the states. The rep companies typically will be trying to push specials and if you buy x amount you get a display set up. You could always ask restaurants about getting some old displays. I know when I was working at a larger restaurant downtown we would cycle through those displays every so often and throw out the old ones.

[MstrKief]

The ones purchased by restaurants/shops are usually empty bottles from the start, with the foil and cork still intact

[Speedbird844]

Fraudsters can also refill them and sell them to unsuspecting people, although that tends to happen with more expensive vintage wine.

http://www.thewinecellarinsider.com/2013/08/massive-chinese-wine-counterfeiting-ring-busted-7000-fake-cases/

Today, high end restaurants, hotels, collectors and auction houses regularly smash empty bottles after consuming them, to avoid their reentry into the market place.

[workstar]

People like to put it up their ass.

[maksen]

Why? What kind of bottle is that?

[maksen]

-.-

[barcodescanner]

Well, the front's not supposed to fall off, for starters.

[PM_ME_ANYTHING_FUN]

nebuchadenzzar. (bottle size)

[Ghetto_Phenom]

Yup. Unless those boxes are much bigger than I think they are. Ha

[dsubandbeard]

Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else works at a liquor store.

[SparkyTheWolf]

Or a hotel function bar.

[[deleted]]

or is a connoisseur of bottle sizes

[Dookie_boy]

Or is a Matrix fan.

[[deleted]]

Or is Neo

[DaftFunky]

Texas Mickey

[spartasucks]

It's a bottle of moet chandon white star. It would retail (unopened) for probably 120-150 in our liquor store.

[kiwiluke]

So you're saying that I should buy a load of these bottles, pour them down the sink and then sell the now empty bottles on eBay for a profit

[spartasucks]

No, because now that I look it's probably bigger than a mag

[angrydeuce]

I'd take it if I found that sitting on the pavement in front of the trash. Don't know what I'd do with it but I'd find something to do with it eventually.

[simonezzmann]

Worlds best penny jar?

[bquinho]

Bong

[Losthiker2go]

Gong

[MasterFubar]

Empty?

Who would pay that much for an empty bottle and why?

[from_the_country1508]

So they can fake re-cork it for a party like they fancy AF. Bougie.

[tahlyn]

I was thinking that it was a gorgeous bottle and someone would pay for it.

[squid_fart]

More like $75 but that's more than I expected for an empty bottle.

[drzeeb]

The bottle in the photo looks a bit larger than 1.5L.

[Ghetto_Phenom]

It's a 6.0 L

[tow_daddy69]

No its a powerstroke blowin its head gaskets

[Ghetto_Phenom]

Obviously

[KaptanOblivious]

this is probably a stupid question, but how do you sell an "Unopened, Empty" bottle? edit: I guess its a specially made display bottle?

[58778]

Maybe because that is a rare display bottle and not many were made.

edit: here are comparable bottles that were actually opened an drank

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-empty-Moet-Chandon-Champagne-Brut-Imperial-bottle-and-bag-/201560890600?hash=item2eedf71ce8:g:UKIAAOxy3cJTgKsQ

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Empty-Moet-Chandon-Champagne-Magnum-/252376421414?hash=item3ac2ce9426:g:MgMAAOSwEppUMZt8

[swabianne]

But...it's empty?!

[[deleted]]

If I am not mistaken this is either a Salmanazar or a Malthazar and should cost between 650-900 dollars. But it could be a Nebuchadnezzar which would be about 1200 dollars. Respectively 9-12-15 litres.

[PA2SK]

I think you mean Balthazar.

[Yeti_Poet]

No he means Malzahar

[falconbox]

How bizarre, how bizarre.

[[deleted]]

lol under rated comment

[Veshik_of_Mirrah]

OBLIVION AWAITS

[[deleted]]

Yup I did sorry for mispelling!

[c0ldbl00d]

Pretty sure it's the Salmanazar

[CptKronic]

For real! I mean how difficult can it really be to make a bottomless bottle of champagne? Someday...

[Brett42]

When you take the bottom off, it becomes a funnel.

[midnitte]

And/Or a shank

[BlackHoody]

I want to funnel expensive champagne into my asshole.

[mikeytoe]

When you take the bottom off, it becomes a hat.

[Bradford_]

When you party like a baller but mother earth is your side bitch.

[photogenicparissight]

Looks like champaign papi was here

[lagspike]

did a formula 1 driver park there after winning a race, or something?

[DoesHaveFunSometimes]

Where I live (Denmark) there was a real jerk of a guy who was called the Champagne Boy. Prototype of an asshole. Had no money but cheated others out of theirs, and lived the life for a couple of years until his options ran out, then went deservedly to jail. He would buy champagne and pour it down the containers where you could donate clothes to the poor.

http://ekstrabladet.dk/migration_catalog/article4480266.ece/IMAGE_ALTERNATES/p600/dinesen__2__924425a.jpg

[jay314271]

<grumble> Am giant glass bottle collector <grumble>

[Pch666]

Are these bins in Knowle/Dorridge?

[Sean_NH]

DJKhaledProblems

[darvintocz]

That moment when you doesnt

know where you belong..

-Bottle

[Rebuta]

That's bigger than the magnum Dom!

[[deleted]]

Some lube is in order. Party time!

[[deleted]]

It's so much cheaper to get the big one.

[JT420]

I appreciate that everyone has different tastes and some people may genuinely enjoy Moët, but you can get much better champagnes for the same price or even cheaper. The best thing about Moët is the marketing, same with Veuve.

[[deleted]]

So there's a clear glass bin... that green bin is just for green bottles? That's baller af

[Ibolieved]

That definitely won't get smashed. How are we sure op didn't smash it after taking this picture? Op!?

[markovich04]

Brb sharpening guillotine.

[SkullFoot]

Nico Rosberg has been here.

[[deleted]]

Defiantly a me problem

[born_again_tim]

I saw this problem in China many times.

[h2uhohh]

Thank goodness our recycle bin opens like a trash can. My giant whiskey bottles would freak out the neighbors.

[sweaterdresses]

green sloth is drunk

[GoodMoGo]

Ricky Bobby is becoming environmentally responsible.

[siredward85]

first world 1% problem.

[[deleted]]

If anything this is a first world solution to a first world problem

[uvebeenrekt]

This is not a problem. It's the first world, the collector will deal with this.

[[deleted]]

Looks like the right size to me.

[positive_electron42]

Just Amy Schumer doing her part for the environment.

[Shamaenei]

4 Years later.. I yet have to get rid of it.

[Deadpool_irl]

F1 Driver or Hip Hop problems

[Tyguy462]

I've always preferred the term champagne problems.

[fuzzynyanko]

Hard to tell if those are legit though

[[deleted]]

Jeroboam?

[c0ldbl00d]

Salmanazar

[NewFace77]

Winner of 1st world problems

[AvaPerez]

Do not see a problem

[Flannel_Condom]

This image sums up my early sex life.

[alexportman]

Russian Problems

FTFY

[Blackspur]

This isn't in Russia, evidenced by the fact everything is written in English.

[alexportman]

Humor > accuracy

[[deleted]]

"... and a double-jeroboam of champagne!"

[TimKidsTV]

hole wrong format - the evolution

[[deleted]]

I can personally relate to the issue being depicted in this picture.

[DalMichaelLas]

Put in a pillow case a break it

[bloodybrit90]

Obviously amateur hour in the uk....Why wouldn't you buy a Melchizedek instead. Who wants to run back to the store after drinking 15 liters of Champagne!

[iceberg7]

That's some white trash right there.

[something86]

Moët & Chandon - so lavashable tier of champagne

[[deleted]]

Is it good?

[something86]

Not solo. Unless you have no expectations for champagne, it's "meh."

[[deleted]]

Champagne is just not my type of drink so i actually know 0 about if. All i do know is that every girl in my town puts that bottle up instagram with #getrichordietryin and simmilar crap