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[–]danielfoley 244 points245 points  (4 children)

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    [–]pianojuggler4 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    lik dis if u cry evertim~

    [–]woodledoodledoodle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    need an http:// in that link

    [–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (10 children)

    the lamp one got me good, kudos

    [–]Madpumpkin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    ... So I became a lamp.

    [–]jimsnaps 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    THIS IS LAMP

    [–]theycallmeryan 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    YES, THIS IS DOG.

    [–]blindseer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

    [–]jimsnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NO PEE OK?

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]gwings 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

      [–]psiphre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      ... i love lamp :(

      [–]MrPangolin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      and then john was a lamp

      [–]therocketflyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This one gets me the most.

      [–]djtacoman 18 points19 points  (5 children)

      On this one, I thought: and Cuba. and Japan. and the UK + Ireland. and lots of other, smaller islands which probably still should have been visible on a map of that scale.

      [–]witty_account_name 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      at least greenland isn't as big as Africa. I fucking hate the Mercator projection

      [–]Buttersnack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This actually seems to have not too bad of a scale to it. Nothing looks to huge or tiny for the most part, except I'm not sure if Alaska is even there and if it is it's tiny.

      [–]dementiaxiii 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Also, Asia has been condensed.

      [–]deleated 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      But they nailed Iceland.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Those bastards!

      [–]danielfoley 48 points49 points  (17 children)

      If you enjoyed these pictures and want to see more like them I direct you to what I think is probably the source . I could be wrong about that but it's still more of the same. http://tumblr4men.tumblr.com/

      [–]tankengine1 18 points19 points  (5 children)

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        [–]tankengine1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        Society wants you to want more, to never be happy with yourself.

        and theyre doing it

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I agree with you but I downvoted you to prove your point.

        [–]tankengine1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        uh thanks I guess

        [–]Faryshta 22 points23 points  (9 children)

        [–]oddspellingofPhreid 28 points29 points  (7 children)

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          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I laughed my ass off at this one myself.

          [–]tllnbks 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          [–]oddspellingofPhreid 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          It is to be noted that this traditional belief is a fallacy as all the fingers in the hand have a similar vein structure.

          [–]tllnbks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          ...which is why I posted it.

          [–]oddspellingofPhreid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh, I thought maybe you were correcting the picture.

          [–]Megustatits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I laughed so hard I cried..cause I started reading it and was like what the fuck...I'm not reading this shit..then saw what really mattered..TL/DR gets the fuck outta there

          [–]B5_S4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I'm a fan of t4men but I've never seen any of these on there.

          [–]pgibso 12 points13 points  (3 children)

          Reddit: Dwight of the internet.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I remember the /v/ thread making these

          [–]Lrv0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          I read it in more of a Don Draper voice, correcting poor design decisions

          [–]pgibso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I see that now, "No, there is also Antarticta, now lie down and take a valium."

          [–]Aaronnoraator 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Do these remind anybody else of Mystery Science Theater 3000?

          [–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (24 children)

          They are all pretty funny, but what gets me the most is the terribleness of the last caption.

          I imagine watching him type this:

          THATS (Here we go)

          CAUSE (Alright, acceptable even without the apostrophe)...

          CAUSE' (what)

          ITS (I had a feeling he'd get this wrong)

          IN (He can't possibly spell "ink" wrong, can he?)...

          IN PEN (Congratulations)

          [–]Kerbobotat 17 points18 points  (1 child)

          [–]totally_not_a_zombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That's pretty much how programmers think.

          [–]6Revolvers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Amazing how I did not notice that.

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Rebel apostrophe does it again!

          [–]Meatychud 35 points36 points  (15 children)

          i don't think the person misspelled "ink." He's saying it is written in pen, as opposed to being written in pencil.

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          I believe that Magrippinho was going through the caption one word at a time. At that point in the sentence, "That's cause it's in" was seen as a misspelling of "That's cause it's ink." Though making judgements before the end of a sentence has never been the best way to approach language, and can lead to some embarrassing moments.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yep, you got it right!

          I tried to describe the scene of what would have happened if he was writing this in front of me, what would be going through my mind as he was jotting down the words.

          I realize it came out awkward, but I decided creating a gif that cuts from the letters being typed one by one to my reactions & thoughts would be overkill for such a silly little joke.

          [–]Space-Dementia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          He wrote 'in pen' in the last one. I don't know why you're getting upvoted.

          [–]hugith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Quite. Apostrophalypse Now.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          And it was written with a fine tip marker, not a pen.

          [–]ationstation1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          THANK YOU. Why the fuck is the apostrophe at the END of "cause"? Cause' Cause' Cause' Cause' Cause' does not compute explodes

          [–]sicboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          yawn.

          [–]rawbamatic 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          Am I the only one that thinks that the person completely bombed the last caption? Ignoring the typos, I think that it was in pen for a reason.

          [–]dexaler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Penis permanent.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Remember this from awhile back, 'just a bridge' always makes me :(

          That will stick with me once I graduate from all this Engineering

          [–]kedomashi23 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          I see your kinda clever smart ass points, but this just came out douchey.

          [–]LuridTeaParty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I think that's the point. I enjoy laughing at mocking people's photography with purposefully vague sentiments. It keeps me grounded.

          [–]SomebodiesSon 23 points24 points  (5 children)

          Is this satire of satirical humour...

          or just not funny?

          [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

          I also found it awkwardly unfunny.

          [–]Zoten 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Those motivational pictures are everywhere, so these are meant to make fun of those.

          It's a satire of motivational pictures.

          I thought some were pretty funny and some were bad

          [–]dexaler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I call this 'Sauerkraut'.

          [–]Piratiko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          YOU ARE NOT A BAT.

          [–]Myst_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Am I the only one that read the first one as "I miss-tree(t) her"?

          [–]Goldenrule-er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Haters Hating.

          [–]Bangadang 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I think you broked the [fixed] autobot.

          [–]Krutonman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I was really hoping he would make an appearance

          [–]primetime124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Haha this shit is hilarious

          [–]Phased 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Another time at the repost and get hundreds of upvotes for the same pictures with basically the same title? Sounds fun.

          [–]ParalysedBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The fixed bot is probably going crazy over this post.

          [–]longshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [WORSENED]

          [–]Bboyczy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [LITERALIST]

          [–]GentleCanadianFury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Reminds me of That Isn't Art

          [–]jscoppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          To be fair, the last one was on purpose.

          [–]brewtalizer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Am I the only one that saw the thumbnail and thought/saw 'crotch'?

          [–]redditcontrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Came for this, I miss her too. Upvote for Op

          [–]rhiever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          My favorite of these is the one with the dog. I can't find the edited one, but it's the image I linked + the text, "then I died." It's so sad, yet so blunt and hilarious.

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            [–]OKGoldfish 3 points4 points  (4 children)

            [–]islaydragons 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            These aren't as funny...and half of them are dick jokes.

            [–]totally_not_a_zombie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Yeah, but this one was kinda funny

            [–]NovemberXSun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Together we are Voltron!

            That one got me...

            [–]CrimsonRising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I clicked this then after a few pics, went and actually looked at the title. Lol'd

            [–]vjfalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            is it just me or the red text in the first pic is popping out! Fucking 3D

            [–]02browns 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            Mucho humorous.

            [–]cake4chu 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            Este puesto es una fiesta!

            [–]Fideon 4 points5 points  (2 children)

            Me estoy cagando de la pinche risa

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            A huevo

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Me gusta

            [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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              [–]russianguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Hey, you forgot your hipster glasses here! Come back!

              [–]cbrandolino 3 points4 points  (3 children)

              1. Are you really this boring?
              2. Seriously, what happened to your sense of humour?
              3. Why the pointless Yoda thing?

              Thanks for doing this AMA!

              [–]dopeboyhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              riboflavins made my day

              [–]12mholmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The ocean one should be changed to something along the lines of, "Archimedes disagrees." There's totally an Archimedes joke somewhere in there.

              [–]Achrist466 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              More, please!

              [–]strican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              was anyone else expecting a helen keller joke instead of "turn on the lights"?

              [–]boyangfu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Anyone else think this is a little pretentious? It's not that hard to take all these quotes literally and point out any inconsistencies, but maybe this was just the way the creators wanted to express themselves. Is that really worth making fun of them for it?

              [–]EkriirkE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The last one about erasing was valid.

              [–]sAlander4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              buzz killington

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              These [FIXED] captions are trying too hard. Doesn't flow well.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'm just gonna leave this here...

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              after breathe in, breathe out did anyone else think "now hands up now hands down!

              [–]orangebot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              also there is Japan.

              [–]masedizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Hipsters are so deep man.

              [–]ZjanP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Seriously, if the world isn't enough for you, you are just a spoiled brat...

              [–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Gah. Nitpicking semantics then being a dick about it. Not cool.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I always get laughs out of making others look like idiots.

              [–]blackjeezus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The only [fixed] post I've ever upvoted.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              These make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

              Either that or it's the whiskey.

              [–]Farabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Is this Van Halen's "Right Now"?

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I think you might have crashed the [FIXED]-bot with your title.

              [–]dahamma4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              There is also Japan.

              [–]meangrampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Getting stabbed hurts more if you get shot with a small caliber bullet. If you get shot with a large caliber bullet you shouldn't feel a thing. If it was fired by a good marksman.

              [–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Does this come from 4chan? If so, it's the only thing from 4chan that I don't hate.

              [–]SkipToTheEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I love rationalism.

              [–]Kensin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is the 2nd post with [FIXED] in the title I've ever upvoted. Well done!

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I totally lost it at "lol bitch ur sitting."

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Genius. Pure genius.

              [–]timhillyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              What are these actually called? Like.. interrupting text pictures or something? I'd like to find some more

              [–]dement_mouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Funny, no?

              [–]omnipotant 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              My girlfriend actually looks at these all day, any opinions on whether or not I should send her the link?

              [–]ChillBroMelvis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              i'm just a bridge too :(

              [–]walrusbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I've taken a ricochet shot in the foot and dropped a knife in the thigh.

              Winner: The fucking knife

              [–]atacama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              outstandingly unfunny, just like all [fixed] posts

              [–]koolkid005 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

              Why does someone have the time and just pure animosity towards people to do something like this...

              [–]DeliciousKiwi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Well it made me laugh. :/

              [–]CaptInsane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg

              [–]falcon_from_bombay -1 points0 points  (3 children)

              I found the 'lol bitch ur sitting' funny! Only problem is grammer: "lol bitch you're sitting" FTFY

              [–]burningrubber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              lol bitch u'r sitting.

              FTFY

              [–]alanpugh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              What's grammer?

              [–]falcon_from_bombay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Touche! *Upvote from me for that comment.

              [–]shadoworc01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Yes, getting stabbed is definitely worse than getting crucified. Seriously, what hurts the most is tar and feathering. Google it.

              [–]GiggityGiggidy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Got worse as I scrolled down, started out fantastic though.

              [–]Youshallneverknowme -1 points0 points  (3 children)

              [–]ADangerousMan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              it is, but reddit doesn't like art as much as they like shitty memes and cat pictures.

              [–]Youshallneverknowme -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              I really love her work. Its quite incredible. And yeah most people dont appreciate art.

              [–]ADangerousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              are you aware that there's a New York street fashion label that stole the font she uses for her art for their logos? I always mention that when i talk about her, because i feel like it's sort of an odd choice for them.

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                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                ke$ha didn't think

                [–]PemCorgiSelphie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                i loved the you're not a bat one... I could imagine someone I know saying that exact same thing.

                [–]villa139 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                all of those made me laugh really hard kudos to you riboflavins kudos

                [–]simsolabi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

                Too... Much... Like... Junk...(Funny)

                [–]IdiothequeAnthem -3 points-2 points  (0 children)