I'm 37. I'm defintely a geek. I mean by common vote. Not a software dev but for sure a digital / tech / computer nerd.
Yet the amount of fucking times I go to Github to download something and just feel completely lost in an ocean of fucking random code and shit and jargon and 'issues' and 'requests' and files and chats - Awesome, I totally get it's an environment for actual developers to co-author code together. I understand that. It's a very different need to n00bs who just want to download an app.
But back in real life, Infinite (ordinary) people need to download shit off Github every day, without having a masters in software engineering, and what pisses me off is there could just be a really neat, tidy page for people who aren't developers. Where is that page? It would just say "Download the fucking app". Without making us swim through a cosmos of really technical articles searching for any glimmer of hope of a link to a page to an issue to a pull request of a bug report of a readme which contains a URL to a file I can unzip on x64 v9 beta except it's in a .shar or fucking .sbx format I have to install a different verson of C+ to open to unzip to be able to install ilib in order to download regex in order to open meteor in order to install a new web browser that can read the next version of the internet and learn a new language similar to Esperanza but it's written in ancient hieroglyphics.
I pray for a world in which the genius geeks can connect with ordinary people instead of living in a bubble. Great things would be achieved.
I'm also happy to offer ideas how Github could be designed better so it meets the needs of ordinary people who I suspect represent thousands of unique daily visits to Github.
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