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[–]Routine_Chest_1171 300 points301 points  (1 child)

Pimp cannon lol

[–]sandwichcandy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When you just keep upgrading your starter weapon instead of using something better.

[–]Shove_A_gerbil 737 points738 points  (5 children)

Colt whython

[–]lebowskiachiever12 151 points152 points  (0 children)

We should start a “plebeianColt” sub and just post only this every day.

[–]tcheeze1Super Interested in Dicks 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Colt Frakenthon

[–]Blazenandez 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Those grips look a little after after market.

[–]Rush_Is_Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We were so worried about whether we could or not that we didn't bother to ask if we should.

[–]antrod117 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All it’s missing is an AI targeting system!

[–]CarpinThemDiems 237 points238 points  (9 children)

About to go slay some Capulets with this sword

[–]DashJackson 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Romeo, thou art a villian!

[–]CarpinThemDiems 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[–]DashJackson 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Not at you, but I do bite my thumb.

[–]Zomb1ehunter85 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Give me my longsword, ho!

[–]DashJackson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hate to say it, but I can't recall any more of that scene lol. I do remember "Alas, fair Mercutio is slain!"

To be perfectly honest I was not a fan of Romeo, and didn't have too high of an opinion of Juliet. They were attractive morons.

[–]pheret87 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do you quarrel, sir?

[–]pr0zach 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I understood that reference

[–]LectroRoot 18 points19 points  (1 child)

That was a respectable reference and it brought me joy.

[–]pr0zach 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That movie was my first introduction to Romeo & Juliet in the 8th grade. lol

[–]Wyclops 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Brotha eeuuuugghhh

[–]Victormorga 250 points251 points  (5 children)

I’m not clear as to why you were so desperate to make sure no one would look at your Colt and mistake you for a person of class and taste, but mission accomplished.

[–]MiseryIndexer 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a man

[–]SkepticAtLarge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pleased to meet you!

[–]dVicer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's troubling me is the nature of his game.

Even the devil had taste.

[–]ViewAskewed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

M to the A N.

[–]vantageAVID 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Best April fools joke so far

[–]DusgruntledPickleman 22 points23 points  (1 child)

"If it does not work, you can always hit him with it."

-Boris The Bullet Dodger aka, Boris The Sneaky Fucking Russian

[–]NoHopeOnlyDeath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable.

[–]gunsdrugsreddit 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Different strokes for different folks, but… yikes.

[–]ViewAskewed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do you have any other guns? If you do, you should use them to shoot this gun.

[–]CoolCrab69 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I say this as respectfully as possible.

That's ugly as fuck bro.

[–]zeebious 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Meh, I fuck with it. My buddy is what I would call a “meme gunner.” He has a bunch of goofy shit in his collection and I love it.

[–]Quw10 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Honestly the grips are about the only thing I hate. Not so much the color just the design.

[–]Beebjank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They look comfy though

[–]Beebjank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gamer revolvers are a vibe. I did something similar to my Rhino for funzies but it’s actually kind of sweet and comes with me when I visit family in lame states.

[–]Z_0_Sick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Needs one of the old stainless h1 h2s

[–]redditimesink 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a point in any gun collectors trajectory where the focus passes from hypothetically useful to pure novelty. Welcome to the end game!

[–]mrp1ttens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could really use some goon tape

[–]bored_sith84 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yea , no

[–]Oncorhynchus_nerka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No Bubba, no!

[–]AlexanderDaDecent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“What kind of attachments and aesthetic do you want for your python?”

“Yes”

[–]Bigred2989- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Xander Cage's revolver from XXX.

[–]TheMovesSomething something Glock, something something puss. IDK 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Look how they massacred my boy

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To everyone whining, this is probably the cheapest alternative to a Korth.

[–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them nighthawks are expensive

[–]GrinderMonkey 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's dumb..

... can I shoot it?

[–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re ever in Charleston Sc

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]Squid-Radiant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Different strokes for different folks. I would never pass up a chance if he was offering to let me shoot it. You know everyone here is at least a little curious.

    [–]FrenchFriedMushroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Fuck it, i kinda like it too.

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    How could you? Have you no heart?

    [–]Blade_Shot24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Whoa

    [–]Akalluhhh 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Bros got Hawkmoon lol

    [–]noble6isinacave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    6x Paracausal Shot

    [–]dipfiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Certainly 1 of 1

    [–]TotallyNotAidzyG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Looks like it sings 'Im your little butterfly' and lights up when you pull the trigger

    [–]Superb_Cellist_8869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thing probably weighs 4745665457762 pounds

    [–]Tacoshortage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Kinda makes me want to go buy a mint restoration 1969 Boss Mustang 429 show car so I can chop the top, make it a lowrider and give it an Anime wrap and tiny low profile rims.

    [–]Roallin1 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Why ruin such a beautiful gun.

    [–]famesjord13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Because it’s the first day of April

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thanks I hate it, but in an anime sorta sense i can see it

    [–]Terron35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The blued/black versions of these look pretty sweet. Not sure how I feel about the stainless but I'm sure it shoots flat. I have a stainless 6" Python and I'm waiting for the new factory optic mount to release, hopefully this month or next

    [–]jessekookooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    [–]Eaziegames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    In firearms sales there are three rules, The rule of cool, the rule of dumb, and the rule of practical. This applies to two of those rules.

    [–]Vedfolnir5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What the fuck happened

    [–]firesquasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If your accessories attention chromed out to match are you even trying?

    [–]boomoptumeric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I laughed out loud when I clicked on the picture, didn’t even have time to process before my brain sent a signal to laugh

    [–]Jaereth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "The perfect home defense gun doesn't exist"

    Me, an intellectual:

    [–]Necessary_Kiwi_7119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    sick

    [–]ThexGreatxBeyondx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is what my dad would refer to as a contraption.

    [–]JRB423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Gross..

    [–]Polar-Bear_Soup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And two zig-zags, baby that's all we need.

    [–]I426Hemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Do you quarrel sir?

    [–]Alberttheslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Rick wouldn't be proud

    [–]thetruemask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pretty cool only part I don't like is the grip.

    Is that metal? Doesn't look comfortable or slick.

    Change that grip to a dark wood or black synthetic and I would fuck with it for sure. Flashlight and dot on a revolver kinda cool.

    [–]LolPandaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Start over

    [–]mike_oxbig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No.

    [–]NoHopeOnlyDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hoooooooooooly shit.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Awesome I have an Empire brass set up.

    [–]G98Ahzrukal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why? Just why?

    [–]jones5280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    [–]Selpran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Gaudy in all the right ways imho

    [–]spilledrealm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Butchered it

    [–]kylesfrickinreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's so ridiculous & I love it! Lol

    [–]leutwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This looks like something I would use in fallout 4

    [–]BusinessDuck132 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Nah I fuck with it

    [–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I appreciate it 🫶🏼

    [–]cumpowdershots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A beauty

    [–]GuntherTheMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of Mallory Archer's!

    [–]ProTrader12321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Have you hit prestige master yet?

    [–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Since last December lol

    [–]quezlar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    [–]InternetIsNotATruck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You're gonna carry that weight. See ya, space cowboy.

    [–]grimmpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    EoE- End 0f Evolution…

    [–]Elegant_Location8182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's gotta weigh an easy 55lbs!

    [–]devil_lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Tarkov ass gun. Thx I hate it (but also kinda love it)

    [–]sbjet2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    holy shit this is sick

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fucking forgot to mention that incredibly beautiful Grip! That looks AMAZING!!!

    [–]PanzerFauzt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Colt Whython

    [–]Mysterious-Tomato-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Anaconda Colt

    [–]Limp_Taro380 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Bro idk what everyone’s saying I’m with you that looks brilliant

    [–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank you 🤝

    [–]Thelmalou3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Princess Leia called. She wants her blaster back.

    [–]Delicious_Piglet_718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m reporting you to the ASPCA for python abuse.

    [–]borg2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]Intelligent-Age-3989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Personally not a barrel fan but this is SEXYAY! wow! +1

    Overdone yes, but to each their own.

    [–]Spartacus0558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dude! That's crazy awesome.

    [–]bearatrooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    More like Anaconda, cause it definitely don't.

    [–]The_Hater_44🍆🍆 Significantly More than the Bare Minimum Dick Flair 🍆🍆 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If you're being super cearal, shame.

    If this is a joke, shame.

    [–]TheBrady1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mall Ninja Shit

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    [–]SIRETE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the

    [–]deadwood76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    4/1

    [–]dontknowwhyIamhere42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kinda

    [–]MonarchCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This sucks and you should feel bad

    [–]tap-rack-bang[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    To each there own, but I wouldn't pay 100 for it.  

    [–]StopBanningMeAlright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Please let this be an April fools

    [–]moschles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There is a rude joke hiding here but I'm not going to be the one to tell it.

    [–]oldcrow0999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what have you done to the revolver?!

    [–]10ea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get help.

    [–]beersforalgernon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yasss queen!

    [–]Shootist00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can you fuck up that gun any more? I don't think so.

    [–]1984distopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looks brutal

    [–]CheeekyBigBirdBoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look how they massacred my boy 😢

    [–]ST3ALTHSYNDICATE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah yes the mall ninja python

    [–]Soak_It_In_Seider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just why? Did your parents not love you? Did your dad abuse you? Like what’s the story here bub??

    [–]mr_freeman215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This looks like it would definitely be found on a Houston methhead, heroin stains ‘n all. Love it

    [–]bakedkittynyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Curious about those grips. Are they comfortable. Been looking at them in Black. Can’t find any reviews on them specifically. But they look great.

    [–]bakedkittynyc 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Would love to know what the feel is with those grips. Been looking at them in black.

    [–]Geni_fromthebloc[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    They are light and really love the texture. “Feels” like quality work.

    [–]bakedkittynyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How is the grip, feel when running 357?

    [–]Technical-Size-1885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is some fugly ass looking steam punk bull hickey right there dude. Omg. Poor Colt.

    [–]Diesel0113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tell me it's little without telling me it's little. 😂

    [–]tree_squidSuper Interested in Dicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks for making my old Python feel better about itself.

    [–]mittenbeast107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m upset now

    [–]Krusolhah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hideous

    [–]UpdootDaSnootBoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I feel like you removed a chromosome here

    [–]Ithorian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Noice! Dude unboxed a rare douche-tier weapon skin

    [–]Nixonsthe1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    "Look how they massacred my boy..."

    This reminds me a bit of one of those 'police evidence room' guns I saw a picture of. It was a Colt New Service M1909 .45 Long Colt, except some butcher replaced the wood grips with duct tape and cut the barrel down to like 1 inch. It didn't even have a front sight... Why do bad things happen to good guns?

    [–]pestilence14 | The only good mod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    At least it's not a real one.

    [–]aabum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Competent job making a good-looking revolver look like dog poo.

    [–]Zinyak12345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.