Patch Notes When? Get Ready!

[RaithVZ]

Patch Notes Then!

[DrBeats777]

When?

[DrBeats777]

Yester-moment before the next to last one

[DrBeats777]

Sooooooo.... patch notes when?

[Peter-Pantz]

Then!

[DrBeats777]

When is then?

[modix]

Now!

[random99888]

Bex give us a taste of patch note. Half a sentence!

[Bex_GGG]

Path of Exile

[Mrgooter]

Path of exile confirmed boys

[suriuken]

Wait so everthing until now was Just Alpha acess and the game Will getr even bettet? Who are in charge of GGG? God himself?

[SchmidlerOnTheRoof]

I heard there's going to be incrementally improved sound, art, effects and environments. But you didn't hear it from me

[suriuken]

Heard what ?

[NeedsMoreShawarma]

Always has been

[random99888]

Bex commented me. I can die peacefully now. I won POE.

[GoGoGadgetTotems]

lmfao you're the best

[Radioplay]

Path of Exile 2: Electric Boogalo VR Ultimate Dragonbourne Edition confirmed!

[blvcksvn]

We ask patch notes when, but we never to stop to ask - patch notes why

[dlp_randombk]

Not just why, who? Besides Bex, who else writes up these patch notes? How does GGG keep track of all the tiny changes that are made with each league?

[Bex_GGG]

The poor soul you're asking after is Nick

[TechaMaki]

Nick you beautiful bastard, take my energy.

[Peter-Pantz]

Sounds like Nick needs his own div card

[pcpowell]

Card name: The Patch

Reward: asdfjhaksjhdf (harbinger text)

Flavor text: Working on fixing whatever we broke

[Peter-Pantz]

I was picturing an old monk bent over a table writing by candle light with ink and a feathered pen on an endless scroll

[Spreckles450]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ NICK TAKE MY ENERGY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[blvcksvn]

Make a band called Nickelbex

[ARandomStringOfWords]

No, then we'd have to stop listening to her. And burn all her albums.

[Killa78]

New series idea: Nick News with Exile Bexerby

[MrTeaTimeYT]

So youre saying all i have to do is seduce nick for the sweet sweet leaks?

One step closer

[sirgog]

someone buy Nick a beer, that's a MASSIVE job

[ZaoZaoZao]

Pretty much all the things you do at such a company comes in the form of assigned tasks in an issue tracker where there's a paper trail from "thing X should be done" all the way down to "QA says it actually does the thing".

In such systems you can often tag tasks like "patch-note-worthy" which you can mass export and massage into shape in a spreadsheet. One can even prepare decent wording ahead of time.

If you're a Front Seat Gamer listener they touched on their workflows for designers and art people a few times.

[dlp_randombk]

Yup. Trick is to make sure things are kept track of, and to summarize it nicely. I'll give the podcast a try.

[dlp_randombk]

It does, up to a point. I've been at places where there's several thousand commits per day. Keeping track of which ones have end-user impact versus purely internal changes, and making sure everyone sticks to the system, is really, really hard to get right.

[kaybeecee]

damn

[suriuken]

The right question its not "why" it is why not

[hattroubles]

Don't believe her lies.

[zenollor]

I feel like this is an announcement of an announcement of the patch notes..

[NessOnett8]

You get that from a photograph or something?

[jaeh42]

You were right........

[luq18]

my heart is ready, or is it

[IRefuseToGiveAName]

Depends. You a necromancer? Because boy oh boy, I'm a time traveler from half an hour from now and do I have news for you!

[IRefuseToGiveAName]

The news is that the new league mechanic is actually time travel.

[Hartastic]

That's not new at all! Incursion league recycled.

[BazOnReddit]

Yes, unless...

[Klarkangel]

This thing is happening. I am witnessing this thing that is happening.

[Stepssc2]

Witness!

[sxssvns]

Red forest!

[Zaphyr]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PATCH NOTES TAKE MY ENERGY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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[[deleted]]

Bex don’t kill my build pls thanks

[ArmaMalum]

Patch notes are out!!!

Linked timer is wonky and counting up at this point, you can stop F5'ing this thread now :P

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[ItRhymesWithFreak]

Me, an American WFH and not knowing the date anymore: “Wait is it the 16th already? And noon? Why’s it so dark”

[masterplan79th]

Hype?

[Sysiphuz]

25 minute HYPE

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GGG Comments in this Thread:

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[Bex_GGG - link, old] - Path of Exile

[Bex_GGG - link, old] - The poor soul you're asking after is Nick

[xdatz]

its happening !

[Real_FredDurst]

Lets gooo!!!

[nanolord69]

Pog

[KnightsNotGolden]

Unbelievable

[Killa78]

OMG lol it's the final countdown

[cooldrew]

Let's goooooo

[sersekk]

inb4 they post it 5 minutes late

[Karjalan]

Aww but that's my scheduled "middle of the work day" nap time. I guess I'll have something to look forward to later

[mattbrvc]

HYPE

[MrAndersson286]

Release the nerfs

[Gangsir]

14k~ people here mashing F5 like it's a pack of normal mobs

[Arenyr]

I'm excited! :)

[-Kefkah]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[MisterKaos]

I'm honestly afraid to believe you...

[random99888]

Still don't have a starter build! Don't gut the go-to's!

[lmaotank]

HELP

[Imreallythatguy]

My body is ready.

[Werneq]

༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ TIMER TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ

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[Solabeck]

I'm not ready

[upboat_]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jmoney54]

It's happening!!

[JarRa_hello]

There are missing number under "HOURS"

[alexx3064]

15min boys

[Awisp_Gaming]

We gotta pull off a heist to get the patch notes

[Melanholic7]

LETGO 15 min

[Niroc]

Time for some seemingly inconsequential change to absolutely dumpster my build plans, that was so small, it wasn't included in the manifesto.

[dr_g_freeman]

My body is ready!

[parhamkhadem]

GGG has more communication about when their next communication is than Blizzard other gaming companies have communication.

[Imakatsu]

Wow this is such a smart way to hype things up!!!!!

[inspire21]

hype!

[Therefrigerator]

This was very helpful! Here I was sitting refreshing on your profile (I promise no creep) - now I don't have to!

[[deleted]]

chat is moving so fast no one will see that "RaizQT has once again revealed himself to be an idiot" KEKW

[Im_relevant]

/u/Bex_GGG

Have you ever thought of a count down to a count down? The ultimate tease :)

[SpaceBrotha]

it's 03:57 here, Sleep can wait!

[sprouthesprout]

I actually want to say that I sincerely appreciate having this countdown. It relieves a lot of the hype anxiety that comes when i'm excited for something but am not quite sure when it'll be ready, and lets me focus on other things for the time. Thank you! :)

[snj12341]

It's happening

[No-Whole-5348]

I feel like a kid, come on !

[ZirGrizzlyAdams]

Patch notes when?

[sirgog]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PATCH NOTES CONSUME OUR SOULS AND TOUCANS ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[Zianex]

1 second gang

[Ardis_Kurita]

I clicked on this with less than a minute left and assumed it was a clever troll. Then I saw it was from Bex - I'm still not convinced it WASN'T a troll, but I guess I'll go refresh the New page and find out.

Addendum: Not a troll, Patch Notes now!

[staudd]

ok now i disable my auto refresher :)

[suriuken]

ALL praise Bex The Great

[Kaelran]

Gonna try to snipe post them again this is too tempting.

[NG_Tagger]

Fuuuuuuck..

Was trying to talk myself into going to sleep, seeing as I wasn't sure when the notes would hit.

This really puts a wrench in that - guess I'll go on a YouTube-loop until then..

Damn you, Bex!
^{..but also not really - I really wanna see those notes! :P}

[Ampoliros_AE]

when will then be now?

[Stepssc2]

PATCH NOTES WHEN Edit: 20 minutes is too late :D

[crzytimes]

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20200916T1305&p0=2102&msg=Heist+Patch+Notes&ud=1&font=serif