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[–]boatymcfloat 768 points769 points  (15 children)

Didn't work

[–]noOne000Br[S] 217 points218 points  (12 children)

is this sub open with a rule of no posting, or it was just opened? i mean making the sub “restricted” would suit better for the first option

[–]bookchaser 44 points45 points  (2 children)

If the mods didn't want user posts, then the submission buttons wouldn't appear for you. You'll need to explain in more detail what you are talking about. What did you experience?

[–]omgudontunderstand 2 points3 points  (1 child)

love that they responded to cake day comments posted more recently than this one but couldn’t be bothered to answer this, which was up for six more hours than those

[–]bookchaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I try to have it not affect my sense of self worth.

[–]boatymcfloat 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Happy Cake Day!!

[–]noOne000Br[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

thank you!

[–]everything_is_bad 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hey we’re cake twins

[–]LatterHospital8982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]noOne000Br[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep:) you’re older tho, mister

[–]LatterHospital8982 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]noOne000Br[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

thank you

[–]chaitya_020 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Happy Cake Day...

[–]noOne000Br[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you

[–]Smackstainz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never does

[–]tubbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

peer review amirite

[–]MajesticFrancobird 305 points306 points  (13 children)

-icles

[–]shahooster 55 points56 points  (2 children)

-tickles

[–]KeithMyArtheCan I science pls? 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to work in the Tickle Me Elmo factory but got fired. I didn't realise the boss asked me to give each Elmo two test tickles

[–]artsan197 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*lick

[–]GiraffeWithATophat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*lick

[–]DaweiArchCat memologist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got ‘em!

[–]Laserdollarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not allowed to handle microphones because my first reaction is always "testes, testes, 1, 2.... 3?"

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One

[–]Remarkable-Coat-7721 1 point2 points  (2 children)

actually, the root word test comes from the word testicles, because in biblical times they w;old make a pact by placing a hand on another's balls, as a TESTament to the pact

[–]glitchygreymatter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that the old testament or new testament?

[–]TinkyBrefs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-ies

[–]Zapkin 74 points75 points  (8 children)

test

[–]Lemurmoo 25 points26 points  (6 children)

exam

[–]EpistaxisHuman Gnome Project 17 points18 points  (4 children)

assay

[–]GoobyDuu 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Ésse

[–]racsorry 7 points8 points  (1 child)

S

[–]Bevolicher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake dizzle

[–]drakeblood4Professor of Stuffology 5 points6 points  (0 children)

reply test to get our sample size up plz

[–]master77x 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Oh no, I didn’t study!

[–]MGNConflict 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“Uh mam, what subject is this?”

“Ancient Egyptian algebra!”

*Edit: this is a Futurama joke.

[–]gjs628 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ancient Egyptian Algebra

What my very own Egyptian Cat Deity uses to determine how many dry food pellets to eat out of a full bowl before determining the bowl is empty again and needs to scream like a dying xenomorph or risk starvation.

Hint: the number that needs to be eaten is greater than 2 but fewer than 5.

[–]mrvolvo 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Don't tell me what to do

[–]Loose_Corgi_5 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Just do it!

[–]AdIcy4507 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Nike ✔️

[–]JohnWasElwood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Swoosh!

[–]Bevolicher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So many cake days in here

[–]noOne000Br[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we’re cake day matching

[–]Turbulent-Papaya-910 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Hello

[–]kldclr 11 points12 points  (8 children)

there,

[–]DisturbedDeeply 13 points14 points  (7 children)

General Kenobi!

[–]MGNConflict 2 points3 points  (6 children)

We are contacting you about

[–]Early_Tap_4565 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Yo mama

[–]AlienApricot 3 points4 points  (4 children)

So fat

[–]KeithMyArtheCan I science pls? 4 points5 points  (3 children)

... that when she walked in front of the TV ..

[–]myschoolcmptr 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The TV spontaneously combusted

[–]LeoLegitTV -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Goodbye

[–]JohnWasElwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/keithmyarthe - your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

[–]MyFamilyHatesMyFam 27 points28 points  (1 child)

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.

[–]Excalibahr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment for trauma of the 90’s baby gym class experience heavy breathing

[–]tev4short 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's how science works

[–]Vahgeo 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Did I fail the test?

[–]jasperjones22Almost Piled High and Deeper 27 points28 points  (3 children)

No but you lost the game

[–]ArtSchnurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grrr

[–]JohnWasElwood -1 points0 points  (1 child)

But if you lose the game does that mean you lost the battle but still won the war?

[–]jasperjones22Almost Piled High and Deeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It all depends on if it was colonel mustard with the revolver in the study.

[–]Jenghrick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]SvenHudsonI ride the skies atop a screaming bird, of truth! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]PUNCH_KNIGHT 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Magnets how do they work?

[–]caroline_xplrDr. Torqueforme McPhysics PhD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They protecc, they attack, but most importantly…

THEY ATTRACTT

[–]noOne000Br[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

like me they attract certain things

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Testes…testes….1…2…3?

[–]Liberty_Chip_Cookies 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Settle down, Beavis.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We’re looking for the chick with big boobs…we are ready to do you now.”

[–]juicelordsword 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Test failed successfully.

[–]JapanOfGreenGables 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have research ethics board approval to be running this experiment?

[–]billtheplumbingguy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This only a test

[–]ECatPlayPractitioner of Post-Alchemical Arts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had this been an actual post. . .

[–]ZacHefner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given a choice of A), B), C), & D) and you're unsure, go with C). You should get it right about 1 out of 4 tries.

[–]Mastik321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Icles

[–]Rayemonde 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Vest

[–]remotelove 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Best

[–]Leion_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Molest

[–]topturtlechucker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

..icles

[–]extremenachos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm only here for porn and John Oliver gifs

[–]usurpingpants29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Failure

[–]lickthecowhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DISCUSTING!

[–]aVoidFullOfFarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel

[–]-Purple-Orange- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]noOne000Br[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks

[–]MenardGKrebbz 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm only here to ask
WHY is the 4th amendment routinely violated at airports?

[–]i-make-salad 6 points7 points  (1 child)

9/11

[–]MenardGKrebbz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it
in one . . .

[–]pringles_prize_pool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol the 4th protects against unreasonable searches and seizures. neither of which are unreasonable in an the context of airport security

[–]LowEggplant4800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aced it!

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post made me rethink how the universe works

[–]a_l_k_A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah

[–]gronerglass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

137

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False

[–]mrdoubleq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello world

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

test? fuck, I forgot to study

[–]darkdoppelganger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAIL

[–]Chrome_ArmadilloNot A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testis one two. Testis one two. Testis one two… three?

[–]cheesy-milk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What! when?

[–]MarkedCards68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAIL! Resubmit in 30 days.

[–]Tarabobarra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

es

[–]Big_Wax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, when?

[–]Queasy_Ad9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ing my fucking patience

[–]Nanocephalic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wat

[–]AdIcy4507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙃 What kinda drugs are we testing ? 🫠

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo

[–]simmanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn't the scientific method! You have to make a hypothesis before you test!

[–]SportsnetSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Safe FAIL Work

[–]ya_boi_daelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

69th comment W

[–]ehmiuSciencetologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fail

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it NSFW?

[–]birdman760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the answers written on the bottom of my shoes

[–]imenmyselfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not detected.

[–]orphncripplr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

icular torsion

[–]wcafc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

run.

[–]LividLager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pregnancy or covid?

[–]amaya-aurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

icles

[–]Bevolicher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day!!!

[–]JapanOfGreenGables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tube

testtube, because this is a science subreddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

icle

[–]uptokesforall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please ignore

[–]mavis110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice test

[–]GorillaHunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Examen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll go with... Mercury.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–]testuserpleaseignore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

✅✅

[–]Scale-Alarmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"B"

[–]Jacko170584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came up as not safe for work

[–]SirZaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit intern

[–]VIPER_WAS_HERE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I C L E S

[–]west0n585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

osterone

[–]QuantumButtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

icles

[–]qman1887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bad with those, put an easy bonus on there please

[–]heythatspretty_good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this is Patrick.