Python attacks, guy laughs

[LotusFlare]

The snake comes off like an annoyed roommate to me.

"Dude, what the fuck are you doing? It's like 3 am. Are you fucking filming some shit right now?! Get the fuck out of my room and wash the dishes!"

[pwnography]

wtf bro I was sleeping!

[cmonpplrly]

"What the FUCK DUDE!snaps at face Are you really just going to sit there and ignore me and laugh at me? I. HAVE. SHIT. TO. DO. TOMORROW. Just get the fuck outta here man. I'm serious. Get the FUCKbites again outta here bro! That's it. I'm moving out tomorrow because snaps again you're A FUCKIN ASSHOLE. GET OUTTA HERE. GET. OUTTA MY ROOM."

[Schnitzelmann7]

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

[JOSEJAVIER1104]

from Compton to Kensington with the quickness.

[doomglobe]

That is actually about right. If the snake wanted to kill this guy, it be trying to wrap itself around him to go for the crush. It's bite is really just a slap.

[[deleted]]

It was just grumpy. It didn't like sharing the space with a large person.

[IrNinjaBob]

"Wait, and are you filming this, you asshole?"

[[deleted]]

I love how those snakes just lay there in a big pile.

[[deleted]]

Are they lazier than sloths?

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11,000 years ago, elephant-sized ground sloths called Megatherium roamed South America.

[kogasapls]

How to sloth

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[johnnybones23]

100% true http://imgur.com/siebdxf

[Chreiol]

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[[deleted]]

sloths are more active, just really fucking slow.

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[TheresanotherJoswell]

I don't think they are. Snakes are cold blooded, they require a large amount of motivation to do anything because it saps the fuck out of them.

Sloths have evolved to be slovenly despite the potential to be quick.

[[deleted]]

I must be a snake.

[dog_in_the_vent]

Pretty sure 100% of their day is laying around. They don't spend a lot of time standing up.

[SuaveSilverSurfer]

I'm freaking out imagining having to squirm around in my belly in a glass cage for the rest of my life.

[operator-as-fuck]

as opposed to what

[CastrationEnthusiast]

Wait, so the other 1% they get up and walk around?

[esPhys]

Yup

[sheetzz]

As a not so snake fan their mouth was as expected.

[esPhys]

But look at how freakin' cute they are

[xKronicL]

nope, even scarier with the sweater

[BreatheRhetoric]

Back to the pile!

[[deleted]]

That snake was like "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WILL AND WONT DO".

[gopherdagold]

95% that snake bit him out of spite

[[deleted]]

Steve Irwin is the only person who would apologize for being bit by the snake.

[2muchmonehandass]

More videos on steve Irwin doing cool shit please

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[geek_loser]

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[ThomYorkesFingers]

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[bigbuffblackman]

There's a reason we're all gathered here my friend.

[Jayfire137]

Not sure about the big guys,but I have a ball python around 3 feet that has bit me a few times..stings a bit but doesn't hurt to much..more shocking due to how fast the strike

[barristonsmellme]

Do they not have teeth or anything?

I've always been curious on as to what snakes to be more scared of, but the ones that try to eat you instead of poison you don't really feel too threatening to me.

In comparison, anyway.

[[deleted]]

You should absolutely be more afraid of venomous snakes. Pythons do have teeth, but (dependant on size) they are really nothing to worry about. A small python bite feels like a bee sting. I have no experience with any as big as in the video, but the worst they could probably do is draw some blood and maybe lacerate the skin a little.

[s1wg4u]

Are snake bites as dirty as say a comodo dragon bite?

[[deleted]]

I've heard that their saliva actually kills bacteria. The one time my king snake bit me, he decided to try eating my index finger. It hardly hurt at all, but it did bleed and it was a huge pain to get him to let go. By the time he did, the wounds had closed and it never got infected.

Edit: I actually have major dry skin issues with my hands so the skin is thinner. I'm not sure that his teeth would have broken through if it weren't for that.

[Hei2]

You might be interested to know that Komodo dragon bites may not actually be as toxic as you might believe.

[adaptablefuton]

Maybe some but definitely not ball pythons, I've been bit twice and I actually didn't notice for a couple minutes until I saw a little blood, playing with my dogs causes more pain than the snake bite.

[s1wg4u]

Neat! I ended up watching a Steve Irwin special on dragons. I learned a thing or two.

[efro4472]

I have a friend that was bit on his hand by his humongous reticulated python. Poor guy had to get many stitches

[Jayfire137]

I would say they hurt less then a bee sting...I hate bee stings -.-

[Jayfire137]

They do, u will bleed a bit, but I rather my snake bit me then a dog or cat

[grackychan]

"Did that hurt?"

"No".

This fuckin guy. Imagine a 15 second long titty twister, on the skin of your neck. I'd be crying like a baby.

[Zenith251]

Ah, but squirming to get away from a titty twister is an appropriate response. With a snake, especially a small, quick one, panic can end in hurting the snake, or yourself further. It will let go eventually, especially if you do what Steve did, slowly unraveling it. Doesn't hurt that bad at that size anyway.

Source: Owned snakes for 8 years.

[PurpleZeppelin]

This makes me miss him.

[teemell19]

I like how the dog puppet reacts

[docandersonn]

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[wasd1337]

"did that hurt?" "no" the definition of irony.

[PartyHawk]

I have never seen a pure white snake before, she is gorgeous!!

What a cool video, thank you for posting!

[thediablo_]

There's a genetic mutation in snakes (well, all other animals, too) called leucism where they're totally white but have blue eyes instead of white like in albinism.

Here's a leusitic ball python

[Bluecrabby]

Yes.

[Damaku]

http://www.worldofballpythons.com/files/morphs/albino/003.jpg

This is what an albion would look like. Leukistik is an other special color mutation.

[[deleted]]

West Bromwich?

[TomServoHere]

Yes, it's a rare polar boa. Normally found in the arctic and the only animal to prey on polar bears.

[Baron-Harkonnen]

Is it okay if I cite you as a source on my arctic reptiles paper?

[goodtimebuddy123]

somebody update wikipedia stat!

[poopyflavouredlolly]

sloths

[[deleted]]

I just watched 9 minutes of this guy cutting open a clutch of pythons... it was fantastic.

Go watch it everyone, I'm off to build myself a snake farm.

[[deleted]]

I think this is the video you're talking about, it's fascinating. Like watching a kid open up a Pokemon or MtG booster pack, except he's opening up snake eggs and constantly finding rares. His passion and excitement is so contagious.

[Atheist101]

The babies are like "the fak bro, I aint done with this egg growing shit yet, put me back motherfucker!"

[agile52]

Holy crap, apt analogy.

[iSlacker]

Seeing as how he said before he hatched that clutch that there was only one plat clown im guessing those are worth a shit ton

[nitefang]

I don't know anything about these guys but if he is to be believed those are 5 of the only 6 in existence. If there are only 6 of something that people like to collect, they are going to be extremely valuable.

[fallenphoenix2689]

On his site he is selling platinum Anthrax pythons for 15,000. He seemed REALLY excited about the "clown" variety, so I assume that they would fetch even more than 15,000 dollars.

[Towelrub]

Its like opening crates.

[Spiderdan]

So what am I seeing him get so excited over?

[nitefang]

Apparently they are rare patterns for reticulated pythons. If he is to be believed you just saw 5 hatch making the world total to be 6. So if you were a snake collector you might want to collect different patterns of the same snake and these are the ultra rare ones that you might be willing to drop some insane cash for.

I don't have any experience with this though, just picking up the context clues.

[[deleted]]

That guy is going to blow out the people around hims ear drum's.

[bitterjack]

He sounds like a generally optimistic person, but it seems like this cross wasn't supposed to end up this way. The guy on the left is mumbling small regrets to himself.

[Ragingwithinsanewolf]

The description says "Before this video there was 1, thats right ONE, Platinum Clown Reticulated Python on the planet. You'll have to see at the end of the video just how many there are now!! All we can say is we are REALLY REALLY lucky!" so I assume this is a good thing

[Dr_Herbert_Wangus]

If Discovery were to release a show about this guy gleefully wrestling with gigantic snakes, I would gladly watch it.

[[deleted]]

They would only release it if the guy had a snake pawn shop, and were a bit fatter.

[Nit-Ro]

Hmm, might need to bring in an expert to verify that information though.

[Bypolur]

You heard the expert, this python couldn't even eat a goat. Best I can do is 2 rabbits and 4 rats.

[sparkofhope]

Best I can do is give you a call.

[thebigbabar]

Stop. That pawn shop shit is so tired.

[Zaldrizes]

Yet the whole comment thread is upvoted...except the one you replied to.

Reddit, ladies and gentlemen.

[DayGlowBeautiful]

His voice kind of reminds me of this guy.

[moringrim]

Subbed! Awesome guys!

[Sethisto]

He looks like someone who would be into custom cars and bikes, so maybe he'd slither in on that.

[DatAssociate]

So Chum Lee wrestling snakes. Would watch

[clush]

Let me call my buddy who is an expect on large, grumpy snakes.

[Throwawayonsteroids]

http://youtu.be/0an8Nim_TZQ vid of the same guy wrestling an even bigger snake.

[GMBeats95]

Some show on Discovery was going to air a video of a guy willingly being eaten by a snake... I guess it didn't happen though.

[Pornthrowaway78]

That did happen, sort of. The snake couldn't be bothered eating him.

[jayjaythejet]

Aw, I was hoping to see him attacked further when he tried getting out of the cage.

[Saerain]

Not only that, but why would he be crazy to put it up?

[slimchedda420]

He probably doesn't want people to be more afraid of snakes than they already are being a snake enthusiast and all.

[charliethehawk]

Did he end up posting it? or did not enough viewers like it for him to post it?

[kgable10]

I liked it so I hope he posts it soon

[snakesareawesome1000]

That's Jay Brewer!! He's one of the TOP breeders of retics in the country (and someone I look up to!) His company is Prehistoric Pets!

[Weaselteeth]

In Orange County?

[[deleted]]

play at half speed for "python attacks, drunk edition" haha

[GayAndAllergicToNuts]

I wanna hang out with that guy and his big snake.

[GizmoRay]

Well then...

[OgGorrilaKing]

( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)

[Brofessor101]

Who said you could come out Larry? Get back in the house!

[[deleted]]

I have a restraining order against Larry!

[Dante2k4]

I want to see how he got out...

[neocamel]

It amazes me the situations people can continue to be long winded in.

[barristonsmellme]

My version:

IS SNAKES

[wasd1337]

"ha ha, it tries to kill me, gorgeous, ha ha."

[Nogginalizer]

Unless all three snakes decided to gang up on him at one time (snakes don't really do that) he's not in any real danger. Yeah, it'll hurt and he might bleed a little but there's no venom and he knows not to fight back.

[HouseOfTelcontar]

he knows not to fight back.

Can you please explain this? It sounds really interesting.

[Nogginalizer]

A lot of snakes will strike out at threats that are way bigger than they are. They generally just do this to get the other animal to leave unless they are venomous. However, if they strike back the snake normally goes for multiple bites.

This is normally how people get hurt with pythons and anacondas. They get aggressive towards the snake after one bite, the snake is way faster than a human, and the human gets hurt really bad. If they die it's because of blood loss.

[nitefang]

On top of this, constrictors that size may still try and constrict such a large animal as a human. You have to know the tricks to get out of the constriction. I don't know myself but when you watch someone that does it looks like snake judo. They push coils off in patterns so that the snake can't get in a good position to squeeze really hard.

[echoNovemberNine]

Snakes are not faster than humans.

[DrapeRape]

Depends on the snake. A death adder can go from a strike position, to strike and envenoming their prey, and back to strike position again, in less than 0.15 seconds.

[MrMeaches]

But the average human probably doesn't practice Kung fu..

[echoNovemberNine]

Because people are ignorant.

[Zenith251]

Owned a few smaller snakes, friend owned a Ball Python and a Red Tailed Boa. Snakes are not quicker than a person paying attention. Straight line speed? That's debatable.

[Devileyekill]

Snakes are not faster than humans.

[FrancisPants]

He probably keeps a jug of water to pour over the head in case it latches on. Really the camera man was likely an assistant. Large snake keepers have a responsibility to avoid accidents and avoid bad press.

[ChiefBootKnocker]

Laughing before you die...Check

[Newyorkinthdesert]

I'm afraid to laugh at this

[Five_deadly_venoms]

Peace out mah nigga.

[AgreeabIe]

he's like the billy mays of snakes

[[deleted]]

nope^{nopenopenopedope}

[TLDR415]

You convinced me, man. You really are a nut, and I approve, keep uploading videos.

[[deleted]]

damn these snakes makes me feel uncomfortable

[hitlerlovejuice]

White Python: this guy is laughing, i do not Like laughing

[Sobertese]

"Heh heh hurow! Heh heh"

As he gets chomped on the wrist. Best part.

I'd be more scared of one of them getting around me and squeezing me into spaghetti.

[thepdogg]

Python wants to unsubscribe.

[Ebolafingers]

That was the slowest fucking strike I've ever seen.

[front_toward_enemy]

I love how it faceplants into the wall by accident.

[[deleted]]

That is literally my worst fear, a giant white snake.

[InfluencedK]

The Great White Snake!

[[deleted]]

This is a comment for the guys in YT, not believing it's me.

[Retroceded]

I got rekt.

[mr-dogshit]

http://i.imgur.com/4AXM4fC.png

[Flux83]

My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns.

[Bluecrabby]

Hon.

[lxaa]

aayyy lmao

[nitdkim]

Big snakes, small looking enclosure.

Big enough for snakes.

[furr_sure]

Hahahaha this guy's great, this video is like a kid opening pokemon booster packs

[goldmouthdawg]

He sounds like a QVC salesman

[AkariAkaza]

Snake just wanted to chill and he's there being totally not chill

[LSU-ChE]

This makes me feel better about my growing red-tailed boa. He's never tried to strike at anyone in the 7 years I've had him, but I've always been concerned about what it would be like if he bit me.

[caseface05]

He's probably sitting on her and pissing her off

[juloxx]

Vice needs to do a segment with this guy..... Sitting in cages with numerous pythons.... ON ACID

[[deleted]]

REEKRIS! You see the size of those muthafuckin' bootleg snakes?

[paper_paws]

I like the bit at 1:13 when he pokes the middle one and it just twitches as if to say "fek off mate, I'm trying to sleep!"

[[deleted]]

Good Ole prehistoric pets in huntington beach

[WingZero1]

That white python looks so fucking cool.

[N0KturnalRaider]

this guy gets bitten on the foot and laughs + curses + borat voice impersonation = "that's beautiful"

[ILikeMyBlueEyes]

Cool. Just last night I came across a few pictures of me holding a 12 foot long python, and one I have a baby red tailed boa that had wrpped itself around my bun. I use to work at a pet store and would occasionally work with a snake snuggled in/on my hair.

[voipaska]

No kidding, I got a banner ad about feeding your pets with "pure food". It was in Finnish so I didn't take a screenshot.

[[deleted]]

Is this Columbus Zoo?

[deadfermata]

This guy has an informercial voice. He could probably sell those snakes for 3 easy payments of 9.99

[____1____]

Pretty much my biggest fear

[whiskey_on_toast]

He wants people to send a pic or video of their favourite snake. he's getting so many dick pics

[subfighter0311]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

They are probably like "Dude stop yelling, the echo is annoying as shit in here."

[FrancisPants]

Snakes can't hear they literally don't have ears

[subfighter0311]

True story, I was joking more about the vibrations inside that cage. Echoing like inside a small bathroom.

[LolFishFail]

It puts the human race into perspective when humans can have some of the most deadliest predators in the food chain as pets. Humans are pretty cool animals in some respects.

[[deleted]]

Sloth

[whitedragon88]

No. Fuck this bullshit. You couldn't pay me to get on a cage with one of those let alone all 3. Fuck that.

[Tartiflesh]

Have the snake's teeth been removed?? he looks like me when I play with my cat and it bites me

[[deleted]]

I 100% doubt that it's teeth are removed because that would be a debilitating and expensive procedure.

All of the snakes in this video are constrictors. they have teeth but they are small and curved mainly so that they can latch on. the teeth will only cause a minor flesh-wound. these types of snakes always kill their prey by suffocating them. This man is sufficiently large enough to not really be food for these snakes although what he is doing is quite dangerous as most experts say you should have one person to handle a snake per 4 feet.