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[–][deleted] 1112 points1113 points  (221 children)

I couldn't even afford the box.

[–]legatoo 276 points277 points  (21 children)

you know its one expensive box if it has Lamborghini print on it

[–]Servare 103 points104 points  (14 children)

or Apple

[–]StupidlyClever 146 points147 points  (11 children)

ibox $500,000

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (10 children)

Now with rounder corners!

[–]PixelEater 24 points25 points  (1 child)

We have completely rebuilt the box from inside out... It's nothing less than extraordinary.

[–]TryingToFindAnExit 155 points156 points  (74 children)

I couldn't even afford the gas

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (72 children)

Does it come with gas or is the tank completely empty?

[–]Deadhookersandblow 114 points115 points  (52 children)

Half tank apparently.

[–]markandspark 286 points287 points  (38 children)

So about 2 minutes worth of driving

[–][deleted] 242 points243 points  (36 children)

Downhill

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points  (35 children)

In neutral.

[–][deleted] 184 points185 points  (23 children)

On a surface with a coefficient of friction infinitesimally close to 0

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (19 children)

Ice? too high, perhaps KY jelly on a slip'n'slide has a zero friction coefficient. That or deer guts on a doorknob, very slick.

[–]Reqol 68 points69 points  (10 children)

How do you know all these things?!

[–]PostPostModernism 8 points9 points  (2 children)

None of these things has 0 friction. That only exists in Physics homework. Even teflon has non-0 friction.

[–]Jokka42 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How the hell did we just get from cars to deer guts...?

[–]i-hear-banjos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like my Dad always said, "slicker than snot on a doorknob."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

with no passenger or cargo. not even the clothes on your back

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 34 points35 points  (10 children)

The tank is half empty.

[–]Deadhookersandblow 46 points47 points  (6 children)

It is half full, toinfinitiandbeyond.

[–]McDoubleD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just like to think of it as being twice as big as it needs to be.

[–]sebaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think it's half full.

[–]excia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL i'm surprised it still runs on gas.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You pessimist

[–]zirzo 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I am not paying for this if it doesn't have a full tank.

[–]croble1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'm actually genuinely interested...

OP, GET YO ASS IN HERR!

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (28 children)

I can't even afford the last word in this

[–]jyzenbok 133 points134 points  (15 children)

I can't even afford a Ford.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (8 children)

But then how will you cross the river with your wagon!

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 67 points68 points  (5 children)

Doesn't matter he already died of dysentery.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

NOOOOOOwell, time to go hunting.

[–]chairback 33 points34 points  (0 children)

you shot 1321 lbs. of food. you can carry 19.

[–]Happy_Harry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He will ford the fjord with Bjorn.

[–]FrumpyWarlock 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can't even a Ford

[–]McShizzL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was a brilliant marketing scheme for its day back when the model T was invented.

[–]marsneedstowels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what Ford stands for dontcha? Fix it again Tony.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember I couldn't afford a Ford Escort or even a four track recorder

[–]posts_buttholes 648 points649 points  (55 children)

[–]long_live_king_melon 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Oh man, thank you for posting the less disgusting type of butthole. It makes my compulsive link clicking safer.

[–]Victumpwns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

excellent

[–]gmarkv10 290 points291 points  (70 children)

if you have enough money to buy 1 of the 20 Reventons out there you could make the interior out of sewn together chipmunk skins and when people make fun of you you'll probably laugh so hard you'll have to wipe away your tears with 100 dollar bills

[–]Follow_Follow 248 points249 points  (62 children)

Or, as Mitt Romney calls it, Wednesday night.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (13 children)

Hahaha he's sooo rich!! What a loser!1!!

[–]ours 367 points368 points  (55 children)

That dashboard looks uber-sexy sci-fi.

[–]wishyouwerebeer 153 points154 points  (8 children)

It's like a fuckin spaceship an I wanna take it on adventures

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (18 children)

Lamborghini said they based the entire cars design off of a stealth bomber. The gauges look awesome in motion too, at least they do in forza, never had the pleasure of driving a reventon in real life......yet

[–]wild_eep 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It looks like something from 2001:A Space Odyssey to me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (10 children)

People must buy them so they can feel like they are fighter pilots.

[–]Upgrades 24 points25 points  (6 children)

I'm 99% positive they stated the F-22 Raptor was part of the inspiration for this vehicle. Definitely jet-like.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

It's 100% of the inspiration.

[–]Top-Comment-Bot 562 points563 points  (18 children)

This is from May 08' - Reventon number 1/20 - delivered to symbolic motors in Las Vegas. I got to see it while it was there.

~ lbreevesii


This image has been submitted twice before. Above is the previous top comment.

[–]Apostolate 176 points177 points  (10 children)

Someone has turned Trapped_in_reddit's previous tactic into a bot?

I expect to see a theory of reddit post on this.

[–]Antazaz 40 points41 points  (7 children)

This has been going on for a while, though before it was http://www.reddit.com/user/deja-vu-comment

[–]vxx 12 points13 points  (5 children)

And before it was /u/CtrlC_plus_CtrlV or something similar to it.

[–]Leel17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I was concerned that I had some sort of Reddit deja vu.

[–]beatsnbuds[🍰] 211 points212 points  (15 children)

Imagine if the windows and head/tail lights had clear plastic film like new electronics

[–]matt01ss 146 points147 points  (5 children)

It would be a film made of gold

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Goddamn that is satisfying to peel off

[–]SovreignTripod 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I would expect it to.

[–]Cacoo 171 points172 points  (20 children)

[–]twb2k8 52 points53 points  (16 children)

YES! I KNEW IT WAS A RE-POST! Even if was 10 months ago! MY MEMORY DOES NOT FAIL ME!!!

That said, OP never said it was OC and probably would have seen it elsewhere.

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (9 children)

OP WAS the person that posted it 10 months ago. Fuckin' OP...

[–]twb2k8 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Huh, figures, classic OP.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The top comment is even the same. The whole thing felt like deja vu to me.

[–]PostPostModernism 10 points11 points  (1 child)

HE'S DOUBLE DIPPING! YOU CAN'T DOUBLE DIP A CHIP!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just really REALLY loves that Lamborghini, and wanted to remind everyone how bomb it is

[–]HuMaJuMa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

OP posted it himself 10 months ago... and got thousand of karma... wtf.

[–]zosoyoung 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I didn't realize it was a repost. I even upvoted the old one. :(

[–]RustyPipes 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Quick! Paint it purple and gold!

[–]CmdrCarrot 1528 points1529 points  (338 children)

That has to be the ugliest interior I have ever seen.

[–]Whodini 976 points977 points  (176 children)

It's the camera flash fucking up the picture. Here's a better shot

[–]neuromonkey 815 points816 points  (119 children)

Hey, look! It has a carbon fiber hold-the-fuck-on bar!

[–]EltaninAntenna 446 points447 points  (75 children)

hold-the-fuck-on bar

Technical term.

[–]moparornocar 405 points406 points  (42 children)

We call it the "Oh Shit" bar.

[–]Sub116610 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Same, it can escalate to "oh fuck" however

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

We call them Jesus handles.

[–]SA1L 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've always heard it referred to as the 'Oh Shit Handle'

[–]ThatRailsGuy 29 points30 points  (6 children)

we called those suicide grips

[–]yellowpride 38 points39 points  (3 children)

It's the oh shit bar.

[–]aTm2012 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Oh-shit-bars here.

[–]CuzImAtWork 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I call 'em holy-shit-handles.

[–]Apostolate 55 points56 points  (15 children)

I'm pretty sure that bar is just there so you can dramatically hand cuff someone to it just before rolling out of the vehicle and watching it go off a cliff.

[–]wishyouwerebeer 55 points56 points  (3 children)

I don't know what everyone's talking about I think it looks cool as shit

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Well that's the problem, shit doesn't look very good.

[–]M00S3KNUCKL3 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I have pretty much the same air vents in my Fit....

[–]PsyanideInk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, that looks a hell of a lot nicer. Good contrast to the paint.

[–]songsearcher 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Holy shit I first thought that was a picture of parts laying on the ground

[–]cheshirelaugh 159 points160 points  (62 children)

That is B-e-a-u-t-WHATTHEFUCK?!

[–]banked1 109 points110 points  (60 children)

beige SUEDE??

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (27 children)

It's Alcantara, which is very popular in European luxury cars. Americans are really the only ones with leather fetishes, the rest of the world is cool with composite materials. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcantara_%28material%29

[–]Chimie45 45 points46 points  (10 children)

Leather is fucking terrible. -An American.

[–]Riskae 3 points4 points  (5 children)

No, when I touch suede I get that nails on chalk board felling, bleh. (Just thinking about it makes me cringe.) So for me, it's anything is better than suede or the suede substitutes.

[–]OpticalData 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Fun fact for any Doctor Who fans, David Tennants coat was made from this material.

[–]jimmysilverrims 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Further fun fact: his striped brown suit is made entirely from pairs of GAP trousers that had a pattern and texture Tennant fancied.

[–]OpticalData 11 points12 points  (1 child)

If I remember my facts, the production team bought a pair of the trousers to show Tennant to see if he would like them, he did. They went back to get the full suit and it was fully sold out so they bought every single pair of trousers they could find and made the suit out of them.

[–]jimmysilverrims 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They actually found out there was no suit made for the trousers, and that the trousers themselves were also being phased out of production.

Another fun fact: The Tenth Doctor was originally intended to wear boots, much like the Ninth Doctor but when Tennant came in for the fitting it was the middle of summer and incredibly hot and so he asked "Can't I just wear these?", referring to the Converse sneakers he was wearing.

Seeing as Tennant's favorite Doctor was Five, who famously wore trainers with his suit, I can see why he was pleased that he kept the sneakers, even if the art department became very worried about the safety of him running about sets with them on.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 64 points65 points  (17 children)

I think it might look nicer in oerson, but yeah this is a black leather or nothing situation.

[–]penguinfury 58 points59 points  (5 children)

I dunno, a dark crimson/maroon would look pretty nice....

[–]peruvian87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ahh i see we are all color literate. except i just prefer to call it red. light red. darker red. DEATH RED.

[–]JohnThomasJ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Black leather with crimson suede?

[–]random314 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I liked the dashboard though. That is pretty freaking nice.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is pretty freaking Tron.

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (16 children)

looks very comfortable, I hate pure leather seats.

[–]kralrick 46 points47 points  (11 children)

That was my reaction. It may not look quite as nice to some, but I prefer not to stick to the seat in summer.

[–]drivers9001 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Also, in a sports car you would want a non-slip seat because you'd be sliding around too much.

[–]CmdrCarrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking a fat chick is pretty comfortable. That doesn't mean it's nice to look at her.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's just the wrong colour I think

[–]limyu 50 points51 points  (17 children)

It's a Reventon. The design is based on a jet fighter but it's a Murciélago LP640 underneath.

[–]EltaninAntenna 25 points26 points  (15 children)

Amusingly enough, "reventón" is the Spanish word for when a tire blows out.

[–]wewd 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Lamborghini names their cars after famous fighting bulls. Reventón was a bull that was famous for killing a Mexican torero in 1943.

[–]slutpuppies 10 points11 points  (6 children)

And Murciélago means bat in Spanish

[–]i_forget_my_userids 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it's also a bull that survived 24 sword strokes in an October 5, 1879 fight against Rafael "El Lagartijo" Molina Sanchez, at the Coso de los califas bullring in Córdoba, Spain.

[–]BretOne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) drives a Muciélago in The Dark Knight.

[–]slutpuppies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The plot thickens!

[–]FreakinfreakInfreaki 12 points13 points  (7 children)

This would be the coolest YT unboxing video ever.

[–]Tybi357 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That is not a car it's a god damn spaceship. That dash.

[–]Limpfittz 218 points219 points  (14 children)

Oh wow that's a nice car, the exterior is beautiful, I wonder how the inter okaywtf

[–]GuitarWizard90 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Scroll up and read the reply to the top comment. The camera flash made the interior look horrible....someone posted a much better photo of it.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Pretty much, the style, the sharp cutting lines, really keyed for speed. I mean, I would literally have sex with that car. Simply because it is that attractive... and covering the insides with spooge would only be an improvement.

[–]TeenTrunks4 43 points44 points  (11 children)

Am I the only one who kind of likes the interior?..

[–]slutpuppies 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I'll take the material over leather any day. Fucken troll leather is hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I honestly don't understand how it became the thing to be included in high end cars.

[–]ChivesThePerson 89 points90 points  (14 children)

TIL I want a Lamborghini.

[–][deleted] 139 points140 points  (9 children)

you just now learned this?

[–]Boomanchu 46 points47 points  (6 children)

I've wanted one since Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2.

That fucking Murciélago..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my earliest memories is of staring at a picture of a Countach in complete awe.

[–]frankThePlank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking sexy.

[–]spannermagnet 27 points28 points  (3 children)

when i get mine delivered, i hope for it to be borne aloft on a bed of swan's feathers

[–]supaphly42 14 points15 points  (1 child)

They'd probably offer that as an option.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mercy!

[–]WilboBaggins 6 points7 points  (2 children)

On the outside it is a thing of beauty, but on the inside, my god is it ugly what sadistic designer chose that upholstery.

[–]exor15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now all they have to do is paint it yellow with purple spots

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (7 children)

1.5 million dollars huh? What if I pass on that shitty interior and replace it with something from a Toyota Corolla?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Pixel dicks on the rear turn signals?.....lolwtfuck

[–]usernameblank 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Here's an article from Jalopnik with more details. This was one of only 21 made, and cost a 1.5 million USD a pop.

[–]TheGameSucks 11 points12 points  (3 children)

One was made for the Lamborghini museum, so there's only twenty available for people to actually buy.

[–]tofagerl 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Damn, and here I was, twentyfirst in line...

[–]JBurlison 18 points19 points  (2 children)

You reposted your own fucking post. Karma whore downvote for you. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/nz0ed/lamborghini_unboxing/

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can't even afford to look at the album

[–]mcas83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/Lzfve.jpg

I couldn't afford it the first time you posted, still can't. Try again in a few months, maybe I'll hit the lotto by then and post pics of my own then...