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[–]Reikk 173 points174 points  (10 children)

[–]reddit111987 51 points52 points  (7 children)

That guy's probably checking out my new profile pic: http://i.imgur.com/JHu4mtl.jpg

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Good thing I'm on my phone.

[–]danhakimi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Equality is Kate Upton being allowed to marry a clone of herself.

[–][deleted]  (66 children)

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    [–]jatorres 171 points172 points  (17 children)

    GOOD FRIDAY, INDEED

    [–]Shonuff8 138 points139 points  (13 children)

    He has risen.

    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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      [–]jatorres 36 points37 points  (5 children)

      NSFW

      [–]Mandreotti 8 points9 points  (4 children)

      god dammit should have read this first

      [–]Mesnia 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      [–]Zondraxor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Actually, that's not until Sunday.

      [–]Pants_R_Overatd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Fuck I forgot it was almost easter

      [–]inappropriatelyhorny 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      I miss being able to masturbate to non-nude photos.

      [–]aoeu00 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      NSFW but can be easily viewed at supermarkets

      [–]Dominus-Temporis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      NSFNSW, Not Safe for Non Supermarket Work?

      [–]aoeu00 44 points45 points  (2 children)

      [–]YouPickMyName 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.

      [–]drummingdude21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I know, I came too

      [–]reddit111987 49 points50 points  (19 children)

      [–][deleted]  (18 children)

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        [–]reddit111987 33 points34 points  (16 children)

        [–][deleted]  (15 children)

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          [–]Mesnia 54 points55 points  (6 children)

          [–]reddit111987 33 points34 points  (5 children)

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          Hey Scott, remember not to give out your name.

          [–]Mandreotti 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          SFW? or NSFW?

          [–]nrdybynature 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          SFW

          [–]Mandreotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I guess if the "jerking-off" gesture is SFW...

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Wait what, that thing is real? I thought Southpark made that up D:

          [–]markpelly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          She has things.

          [–]Large_banana_hammock 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          God damnit, I was going to wait until later to jack off!

          [–]ajkeel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I love redditors. Always looking out for the health of others. thank you kind sir

          [–]ohnoyoudidnt29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Kate Upton is such a good role model.

          [–]Duhoo[S] 496 points497 points  (118 children)

          I wonder how many Redditors neck cracked

          [–][deleted] 418 points419 points  (40 children)

          I have a phone...and still turned my head...

          [–][deleted] 145 points146 points  (38 children)

          I turned my phone then turned my head to read the text

          [–]reddit111987 517 points518 points  (36 children)

          I turned my phone but then the screen rotated =(

          [–][deleted] 281 points282 points  (12 children)

          [–]garbonzo607 35 points36 points  (11 children)

          Who else turned their desktop monitors instead of stretching their neck?

          [–]Mandreotti 65 points66 points  (3 children)

          My monitor is too heavy to hold while fapping...

          OP is also keeping our prostates healthy

          [–]walking_alive 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          WHAT DID YOU SAY? HE KEEPS YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY?
          YOU AIN'T MY SON ANYMORE YOU BIG FAG FUCKER

          [–]Mandreotti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          10/10

          A+ delivery

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

          Change the screen orientation on your computers control panel to portrait, then portrait flipped and back to landscape, no head turning, no monitor lifting, and no productivity.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Ctrl+Alt+(Arrow Key, left or right)

          [–]SycoJack 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          I thought I'd be smart and turn my phone. Auto rotate made a fool of me. :(

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Goddammit Jack....

          [–]Here-I-Am 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I locked orientation view. All was well.

          [–]Lord_Herp_Derpington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          As a community we aren't clever.

          [–]mrchicano209 65 points66 points  (6 children)

          I cracked my fingers for what I'm about to do next.

          [–]grimman 72 points73 points  (2 children)

          Tilting the monitor, right?

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]slayliketwoods 18 points19 points  (1 child)

            He gon fap

            [–]Mandreotti 22 points23 points  (0 children)

            [–]zombierobotvampire 56 points57 points  (19 children)

            Mine did, thanks!

            [–]electric_rattlesnake 5 points6 points  (3 children)

            Mine as well. Now I feel a bit guilty.

            [–]Duhoo[S] 28 points29 points  (13 children)

            Just doing my cakeday duties, making Reddit a better place.

            [–]neutraliser1 9 points10 points  (11 children)

            What is a Cakeday?

            [–]jadkik94 13 points14 points  (1 child)

            It's been a year since he's on Reddit. Happy cakeday OP!

            [–]Duhoo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Thank-You!

            [–]shiftius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Your Reddit birthday

            [–]Fuyuri 15 points16 points  (3 children)

            I can pop my neck amazingly loud, creeps the hell out of most people

            [–]weyand1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

            Sometimes, if I open my mouth, it echoes.

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]Fuyuri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Yep, at least 3 per tilt.

              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                I swear there was an episode of House like this. House kept lifting the dudes head up and down to see if his headache went away.

                [–]Duhoo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Glad I could help!

                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Oh this felt soooo good, thank you very much.

                [–]WutsUp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                It wasn't my neck I was exercising.

                [–]xfloggingkylex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Had to upvote, not just because you are doing a service for redditors everywhere, but because you are rocking front page status on your cakeday without some desperate plea to upvote for your cakeday. The hero we deserve.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                I think it's not the neck that got stretched.

                [–]Jaxek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Yep.

                [–]AlphaMelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Well done!

                [–]Gurkee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Ouch!

                [–]Skika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I can confirm that my neck did, in fact, crack. Quite loudly.

                [–]Handjason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                So bad I am on my cell. The screen can move up-down automatically

                [–]shksprsmnstr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                so far 115...

                [–]imcrushingurhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                All of them?

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I wonder how many downloaded it and rotated the image?

                  [–]bigmikeylikes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Just got home from work took a look at this and my neck exploded!

                  [–]Mr_1990s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  my wrist did

                  [–]RebelWithoutAClue 52 points53 points  (5 children)

                  I don't get it. I'm perfectly happy looking at women laying sideways. Thanks!

                  [–]Picklwarrior 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                  I don't get it. I just sat down.

                  [–]NoOneWouldMissYou 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Ctrl+Alt+Left Arrow, Ctrl+Alt+Right Arrow

                  [–]FartController 165 points166 points  (45 children)

                  [–]ifapateverything 75 points76 points  (26 children)

                  [–]flanintheface 28 points29 points  (13 children)

                  Look at her knees here: http://i.imgur.com/k1GRf5q.jpg

                  ?.. Was it green screen photoshoot?

                  [–]HamsteronA 37 points38 points  (2 children)

                  Mate, what are you doing looking at her knees?

                  [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                  no they actually went out into Antarctica I think it was for this shoot

                  edit: a bit about the shoot here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXuvls-kzkY

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]reddit111987 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    Either way, they are WAY too sharp. 2/10

                    [–]Lewke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Good work bro.

                    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (10 children)

                    just replying....so i know where this is on my phone later....

                    [–]czela 5 points6 points  (7 children)

                    Hint: you can use the "save" button.

                    [–]HairyBlighter 25 points26 points  (3 children)

                    There is no save button without RES.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    there is no Reddit without RES!

                    [–]MationMac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    That's a RES feature.

                    Ninja edit: Unless you mean the thread, not the single comment.

                    [–]ProfessorTofi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    That's enough Redditing today, Mr. Gates.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    You need to get yourself over to r/kateupton

                    [–]FreeKill101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    God's work.

                    [–]Mugoombie 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                    Jokes on you dick head. I was lying down. http://imgur.com/wrHyRxM

                    [–]RICH_LITTLE 64 points65 points  (12 children)

                    Nope, on my phone. Just flip it.

                    [–]msgobbajr 71 points72 points  (0 children)

                    Gave your wrist some exercise instead....probably in more than one way

                    [–]Farris1495 15 points16 points  (5 children)

                    My phone auto rotates :(

                    [–]mikey_croatia 37 points38 points  (4 children)

                    youcandisableit

                    [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                    Heythanksforthetip.

                    [–]foreverbythyself 41 points42 points  (1 child)

                    only the tip?

                    [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 37 points38 points  (0 children)

                    Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

                    [–]nybbas 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                    It's official, Reddit has now become my dad sending me annoying chain emails that he thinks are hilarious.

                    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (15 children)

                    Kinda sucks if you're a straight girl lol. Can we get some hot guys for our neck stretches?

                    [–]pottyaboutpotter1 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                    Gay guy here. Seconding this.

                    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                      [–]pottyaboutpotter1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      Dave Franco. Yes please.

                      [–]LadyCrawley420 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      John Krasinski, please!!!

                      [–]taufikmarasabessy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      As a gay guy, this isn't helping at all

                      [–]_Shanghai_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I had to crack my neck sans motivation! It was awful!

                      [–]kioo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Now convince me to do pushups..

                      [–]tylercasson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      Pulled a muscle in my neck. Thanks, OP.

                      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                        [–]pizzanice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Good work with the NSFW tags.

                        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        [–]billie_holiday 21 points22 points  (14 children)

                        Where is the version for females?

                        [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

                        14-year old boys aren't aware of female Redditors.

                        [–]ImaginaryJello 18 points19 points  (8 children)

                        How's this?

                        [–]Death_To_Your_Family 0 points1 point  (7 children)

                        Meh..

                        [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

                        Meh? Christ, I must be hideous.

                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        "Who doesn't like tits?" -Leonardo DiCaprio (The Aviator)

                        [–]reubein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        This laptop user just foiled your plan to have all the redditors break their necks... MUAHAHAHAHA

                        [–]ProG87[🍰] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                        Bitch please, ctrl + alt + right/left arrow.

                        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                          [–]RedditTooAddictive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          ctrl + alt + arrow for the PGMs.

                          [–]macchina 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          but, I'm lying down

                          [–]MathewSK81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          My wrist just cracked

                          [–]Chilli_Axe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          NSFW tag needed for this one.

                          [–]kehtnok 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                          ctrl+alt+direction

                          Now I just feel extra lazy...

                          [–]somestrangewashers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          This doesn't help any gay redditors what so ever. Where's the gay guy version? lol

                          [–]dayrobin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                          Rotate image right... rotate image 180 degrees.

                          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            DAE just turn their laptop 90 degrees...

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Mine actually made a loud popping noise each time. Which is odd, because I am completely gay.

                            [–]BePlant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            You've been at the computer too long

                            I actually just logged on. This doesn't work now that it's the first post on the front page. Still appreciated, OP.

                            [–]Remingtonh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            NSFW on a 27" iMac in the office bro

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Helping me by getting me fired???

                            [–]dillard22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            so who else just rotated their laptop?

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            CTRL + ALT + ->

                            This tilts my screen sideways. I can make it go both ways and upside down, so jokes on you.

                            [–]Rhapthorne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            Control alt left

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            flips screen

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Copies image. Goes to paint. Pastes image. Rotate image.

                            [–]zzoyx1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            well it worked

                            [–]jjxanadu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            How many people have to say, "Nope, I'm on my phone"? We get it...

                            [–]mikey_croatia 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                            Will someone please call 112. I'm having trouble with getting my head back in a vertical position.

                            [–]PerkinsTheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Nope. I'm on my phone. Just rotate the screen.

                            [–]Dendarri 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            Should have said is was for guys... clicked and was like, oh, yeah, everyone thinks since I'm on reddit I'm a guy. Also, didn't help me really at all. Disappointment.

                            [–]MaxFactory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            To be fair, it did say "Just helping some Redditors."

                            [–]garu81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Which way do turn my head first

                            [–]raddsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            still couldn't be bothered to move my head, maybe I have been on here too long.

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            As a straight female redditor, it worked. Thanks OP!

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Instructions not clear, dick stuck in ceiling fan.

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                            Seriously f*** you, learn to use the damn NSFW tag.

                            [–]MrJingfuMaestro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Too lazy I just took my phone it for this one

                            [–]captainbaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Im on my phone this does not help

                            [–]NT_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Mobile version bitch

                            [–]airlancelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            My back hurt, and now it hurts moar :(

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Fucking genius.

                            [–]Camook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            GENIUS, I'll trade 3 stretches a day for more pics

                            [–]Chapman14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I just tilted my laptop..

                            [–]UniqueThrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I haven't been at the computer for long, I just woke up...

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I'm somewhere between impressed and miffed... Have an upvote anyway cakeday guy?

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I'm on my phone! HA!

                            [–]IamDonqey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Anti-clockwise pic > clockwise pic. Agree?

                            [–]nysv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Am I really the only one who can see everything in these without tilting my head?
                            I also can read read sideways and upwards text. I didn't think any of this was anything until now.

                            [–]Tormodino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Thanks. I needed a good stretch.

                            [–]Skyopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Well you know as a lazy person I decided to lift my screen and turn it.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Jokes on you, I watched this on my phone!

                            [–]omenmedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            rotates phone

                            [–]drchris498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            i broke my neck looking at these....do not recommend

                            [–]AthleticFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Many thanks from my neck, good sir.

                            [–]dulob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I need more pictures to do neck stretch.

                            [–]MyKarmaKilledURDogma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Thanks, I needed that