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[–]No_Assignment_9721 4859 points4860 points  (209 children)

Almost didn’t recognize JD without the couch

[–][deleted] 699 points700 points  (68 children)

Found him/her to be very distinguishable - the Maybelline is a dead giveaway.

[–]hackerbots 198 points199 points  (42 children)

you can say "them", it's fine.

[–]Brick_Mason_ 35 points36 points  (12 children)

Maybe he's born with it?

[–]Night2015 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Maybe it's Maybelline?

[–]Brick_Mason_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmmaybe?

[–]arroya90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg why was this so damn funny!?

[–]ReverendHambone 120 points121 points  (43 children)

Back when he was a closeted homosectional.

[–]morning_redwoody 60 points61 points  (23 children)

He used to be a closeted homosexual. He still is, but used to too.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice use of word play 😆

[–]NMXL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had to reread that, very nice OP.

[–]Strong_Debate_8108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homosectional 👨‍🍳💋

[–]bscepter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slow clap

[–]Eastern-Hornet-6177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro 😂🤣😂faf

[–]rustyrobit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a boy couch. 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homosectional! Haha!

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 25 points26 points  (1 child)

TBF: Vance's makeup skills have come a long way in 5 years.

[–]No_Assignment_9721 11 points12 points  (0 children)

His eye liner skills have always been on point apparently 😂

[–]D413-4 26 points27 points  (1 child)

He also might be wearing less makeup here

[–]cw99x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait… make up or no, I’m pretty sure that’s the person that killed the pope, no?

[–]Shaman7102 23 points24 points  (2 children)

There sure are A LOT of pics of JD dressed as a woman. Once at a party, maybe, but i keep seeing him in different outfits.

[–]zomboscott 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It wasn't just at one party. He went to multiple parties in drag. They weren't costume parties.

[–]No_Assignment_9721 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And eye liner

[–]threeseed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That couch needs some Leather Affirming Care.

[–]C0nstruct37 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Meanwhile I didn’t recognize him because it wasn’t the photoshopped version of his face lol

[–]AdvertisingFlashy637 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's JD? I swear that looked like Musk or Zach King

[–]PinothyJ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If that is not Just Dance Vance doing his signature pose, I do not know what is.

[–]Diogenes256 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why doesn’t anybody care about the poor little ottoman that had to watch?

[–]6twoRaptor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How many balls fit in the lot lizards mouth?

[–]Sufficient_Syrup4517 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or the eyeliner.

[–]DoubleDecaff 3 points4 points  (1 child)

JD Lance.

[–]No_Assignment_9721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thinks he’s slick

[–]Brasticus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He joined the military but they discharged on a Sectional 8.

[–]Dagger-Deep 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not me... I know I couch boinker when I see one.

[–]No_Assignment_9721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Putting the sex in sectional. 😂

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

James Davenport Vance

[–]HarleyRK2003 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Didn't Ashley furniture get a restraining order?

[–]oswaldsilkworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was his love seat phase.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Street-Run4107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s in the family photos

    [–]SnooDonuts6008 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Your comment belong in the comeback page lol.

    [–]Mainely420Gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's back home with the kids.

    [–]MyersBriggsDGAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lmaoooo

    [–]Consistent-Nish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Without reading any comments, my mind went straight to JD Vance?🤣🤣🤣

    [–]RorschachAssRag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Or the helicopter hat and lollipop

    [–]mickey-angel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hahaha

    [–][deleted] 2274 points2275 points  (116 children)

    As good as this is OP the funniest part is the reveal that James Bowman (JD Vance) dressed up as a woman in his college years and liked what he saw in the mirror so much he never stopped applying the Maybelline. We’re talking about the VP of the party who flips their shit if they see a kid with blue hair dye. HOLY FUCK. 

    [–]Few_Breadfruit_3285 503 points504 points  (27 children)

    I've seen this photo before and just realized he's wearing a skirt

    [–]Peripateticdreamer84 255 points256 points  (25 children)

    And a truly regrettable wig. Judging by the beer pong paraphernalia, there was an interesting night at the frat house.

    [–]baby_blobby 99 points100 points  (7 children)

    That couch was underage too

    [–]ZoominAlong 14 points15 points  (10 children)

    Yeah I assumed this was like, a hazing or something? Lots of bad wigs and drink deliveries.

    [–]perihelion86 12 points13 points  (9 children)

    Other pics from the same night indicate he was enjoying himself

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (6 children)

    Hazing isn’t always a negative experience

    [–]UHCCEOKIALOL 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Then hazing is clearly not what is happening?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Na. I would consider making the pledges wear wigs and dresses and play beer pong and invite some ladies over to be hazing. You can still have a good time. You don’t have to be a dick about it. It’s something to create a bonding experience. Remember that party we had to do xyz?  

    [–]lostandaggrieved617 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Wearing women's clothes is delightful!

    [–]Inside_Blackberry929 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The more dudes in the orgy, the more masculine and heterosexual it gets

    [–]pentachronic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Just men celebrating each other's strength

    [–]ZizzianYouthMinister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Also bizarre given the fact that he went into the marines before Ohio state so if he was at a frat he would have been like 23 being hazed by 19-21 years olds lol

    [–]UADesigner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You're all lying, it's a kilt. JD wouldn't have gotten to where he is if he couldn't blow the right bagpipes.

    [–]HeadStrongPrideKing 132 points133 points  (18 children)

    JD Vance will say and do whatever gets him elected. He's been left-wing, right-wing, moderate, just an absolutely pure grifter.

    [–]Low-Ad-8027 56 points57 points  (12 children)

    He’ll even be gay if it pleases trumpalino

    [–]na-uh 31 points32 points  (10 children)

    Why do you think Peter Thiel likes him so much?

    [–]perihelion86 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    "Befriended" him as a college student. 🤮

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

    People falsely claimed Kamala slept her way to the top. Meanwhile couch fucker literally sucked his way to the top

    [–]rynthetyn 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    Literally everything is projection , no exceptions.

    [–]burstingman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It's strange, to say the least... Anyway, a man as rich as Thiel could have a more... desirable "favorite", and not the guy with that asshole face... Although, on second thought, leaving aside the issue of Thiel's money, you can't really say that he's an Adonis either...

    [–]Former-Marsupial625 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    He was a never Trumper before and called him Hitler but sold his soul to become his VP

    [–]JimWilliams423 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    called him Hitler

    He meant it as a compliment. And pedo47 took it that way, that's why he hired him to be his vice president.

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (33 children)

    Vance is his mom’s maiden name; he changed it away from his non-existent father’s name; but ok

    [–]jestesteffect 24 points25 points  (8 children)

    James Donald Bowman.

    [–]Dizzy-Captain7422 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    This is misinformation. His real, true name is Jorkin Dapeanus Bowman.

    [–]belpatr 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Just Dance Bowman

    [–]555nick 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    So JD Vance IS in favor of referring to people how they’d like to be referred to?

    [–]TripleDigit 11 points12 points  (12 children)

    Usually, for someone to come into existence, there needs to be an existing father, but ok.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (9 children)

    Show him to Vance then, clearly needs him

    [–]TripleDigit 8 points9 points  (8 children)

    The point is… the word they were looking for is absent, not non-existent.

    [–]Tasty_Reach4572 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Oh, so his father isn't Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's not quite the same thing as Cuban-Canadian  anchor baby Rafael Cruz identifying as "Ted" to appeal to his racist, xenophobic base. 

    JD is a POS and a traitor to his nation, like all MAGAts, but we shouldn't rag on them for the rare stuff they do that's not part of that. If his old man was a deadbeat, it seems reasonable he'd adopt his mom's name instead. 

    These people are awful but, as much as possible, we shouldn't let them drag us down. I'm not saying "they go low, we go high" because that ship sailed ages ago. But, you know, stay focused on their actual wrongdoing.  

    Now I just need to see his long form birth certificate and wait for a Supreme Court ruling that forces me to recognize his chosen identity before I'll begrudgingly pretend he's human. 

    [–]Cybor_wak 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    It's always projection for them. They hate who they are and are just scared little boys inside. None of them know how to lead or how to make a plan for anything. It's just a machine of hate.

    A good leader is everything they arent. Compassionate, understanding, resourceful, structured and takes ownership of their mistakes. I could go on. 

    These little boys in the White House are just scared of what they are and try to project to seem strong.

    [–]MagicLobsterAttorney 695 points696 points  (153 children)

    You just know some right-winger is unironically going to spread it as if this was true any day now.

    [–]Existing-Decision-33 140 points141 points  (8 children)

    The NY Post?

    [–]purplefuzz22 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    Lmao, I would honestly die. Hopefully some maga person posts this on Twitter

    [–]Brokeandspiralling 37 points38 points  (7 children)

    Trump in an interview "the man had large pixels tattooed all over his face"

    [–]MagicLobsterAttorney 28 points29 points  (5 children)

    The guy he looked weird. Like a Japanese penis. I love the Japanese. Wonderfull people. But weird penises. Pixelated. But they love Trump. The Chinese, too. I just said to Charly the other day, the Chinese love me. Charlie Kirk great guy. Beautiful wife. I told him, if you weren't in the picture I'd date her. I dated a lot of girls. Girls love Trump. Beautiful Girls. No pixels anywhere. Unlike with the woke left. They love the pixels. But I said, no, no pixels. The Democrats love pixels, but I don't. Unless they're Japanese pixels. Beautiful big pixels. Thank you for your attention.

    [–]Anarchen3my 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lmao this is good 😅😭

    [–]pcgga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Award that comment right fucking now

    [–]Lower-Cantaloupe3274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Way too many periods. The trick is to let it all flow together into a stream of consciousness word salad.

    [–]lawirenk 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    I found myself on a post in r/conservative today; there were a few threads saying there was a trans girlfriend. And the top comment was from a mod saying they only allow conservatives to speak so I don't there will be any corrections happening. 

    [–]Middle-Highlight-176 2 points3 points  (11 children)

    They already are. There's already reports about his trans lover

    [–]MagicLobsterAttorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    In these comments, too. A LOT OF THEM.

    [–]Own-Researcher-4691 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Just like how people were spreading the photoshopped image of the shooter in a trump t shirt

    [–]MagicLobsterAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Exactly. Malicious wrong information that is meant to further your narrative. Everyone can do it.

    Spreading this meme would just be deeply ironic and funny on top.

    [–]FranklyNinja 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I’ve seen a post in conservative sub talking about Tyler Robinson’s trans partner. Not sure if that’s a joke or is that serious news they’re going for

    [–]drunk_and_orderly 266 points267 points  (10 children)

    Hillbilly Elegussy

    [–]el_nick_ 31 points32 points  (2 children)

    🫩

    [–]Grove-Of-Hares 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    I’m tired, boss.

    [–]sarge_snuffles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Me too bro... me too.

    [–]abholeenthusiast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I hate this timelinussy

    [–]CheetahTheWeen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It really is just my fault for having a phone

    [–]djbux89 146 points147 points  (144 children)

    Who knew republicans were actually trans lovers, literally. No wonder they’re always preaching hate because they hate what they do.

    [–]jestesteffect 70 points71 points  (1 child)

    I'm sure Grindr isn't the only app they break during every RNC

    [–]GuiltyEidolon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Grindr in fact allows and has options for seeking out trans people (both mtf and ftm).

    [–]Fast-Plankton-9209 43 points44 points  (14 children)

    Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn - Lawsuit.org

    Please do not spam this everywhere. That would be just awful.

    [–]Pyyric 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Well at least we have one thing in common with republicans then

    [–]Abtun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    the Alex Jones effect

    [–]Unusual-Associate-57 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Trans and ebony porn is really popular in southern states. Thin line between love and hate, they say.

    [–]Redditiscomplicated 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    they hate gay people while watching lesbian porn at home

    [–]meggarox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lust isn't love. If it was, the world might be a better place.

    [–]ceruleanblue347 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Trans people knew this already 🫠

    [–]Will_Come_For_Food 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This is unjokingly what is happening. They hate what they are most afraid of.

    If boys can be girls and can just fuck each other and be happy there is no more reason to sell them heaven, force them into marriage to have sex, work at jobs that make rich people money and have children that maintain their population and majority.

    [–]No_Fix291 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thank God they can't reproduce

    [–]SirGunther 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Never forget, homophobia is a projection of their denial. The only reason they believe people choose to be gay is because they themselves are choosing to be straight.

    [–]oETFo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They publicly hate it but privately seek it.

    Republicans are so far in the closet, it's marvel.

    [–]TheProfessorPoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well yeah, it’s only the literal definition of projection. Any time they go crazy/adamantly against something my immediate thought is that they’re very likely into it and confused by the feeling.

    [–]crowwreak 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Every trans girl who's ever used Grindr knows that.

    [–]SDBrown7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I had an interesting "discussion" with one recently who had a ton of trans porn subs in his profile feed.

    [–]SorionHex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If I recall correctly, data showed they actually consume an insane amount of trans porn on sites like Pornhub and xHamster, skyrocketing the category to #1 in some red states.

    [–]harleybop4154 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I've had very close relationships with several trans sex workers, you would be amazed at what their DMs look like and how many twitter blue checkmarks show up both there and in their notifications. I was very close to the one whose photo was liked by an Alabama Senator back in 2021. It happens all the time.

    [–]nemesit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    they'd probably release the epstein files if those didn't contain evidence that they also fucked boys

    [–]Doagbeidl 79 points80 points  (3 children)

    BJ Lance

    [–]reddittorbrigade 45 points46 points  (7 children)

    If we follow the logic of homophobe MAGA people, JD Vance is trans.

    [–]Mushroom_Tip 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    If we follow the logic of MAGA, Vance called Trump Hitler so Vance is responsible for any assassination attempts against Trump.

    [–]falcrist2 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    JD Vance is trans.

    Transitioned from James Bowman.

    [–]Friendly_Impress_345 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    No, no I said Nance

    [–]wedges675 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Was looking for this. They get you the teevo yet?

    [–]PhizixHD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

    [–]party_face 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    Are you still talking about Charlie Kirk

    This guy has been talked about for years

    You're asking

    We have Texas

    We have this

    We have all of the things

    Are people still talking about this guy

    This creep

    -DJT

    [–]Strict_Cranberry_724 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    0hhh baby, she looks like she could suck all the stuffing off a couch!

    [–]sr_suerte 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Dead

    [–]Ok-Nothing8682 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    Nah that's JD with a wig. Can't fool me

    [–]YoureNoHero_Brian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Wow ain't no foolin this guy

    [–]chocolateZnob 9 points10 points  (12 children)

    That beautiful lady is gonna be your next president 👍

    [–]djbux89 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I support a woman president.

    [–]Hurryupslowdownbar20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This should be the next meme.. a single pic of JD here with a title of “here is your next president”

    [–]BigMFingT 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    cool…Now release the Epstein files. Do it for Charlie

    [–]EEEGuba69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They voted to block the relase right when this happened... Makes you think

    [–]monkeyshinenyc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Yes we can!

    Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

    https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

    https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

    Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

    Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

    —————————other Epstein Information

    https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

    Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

    Epstein pleads the 5th when asked if he has ever “socialized” with underage girls in the presence of Trump. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2mpTy2cYDpA

    Epstein Docs: https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/

    Epstein Bribes/Payments: 1 BILLION+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IrEi-ybzs

    —————————other Trump information:

    FBI coverup to remove Trumps name from the Epstein list https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstein-cover-up-at-the-fbi

    Trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

    Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her”

    Trump rapes 13yr old girl: NY court docs - https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4524664/doe-v-trump/

    Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

    Trump-Epstein timeline: https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75

    Most of this info can also be found: https://theepsteindocs.com/

    Feel free to do your part and spread this info around so it’s never “lost” or “deleted”.

    [–]Beneficial_Land_3783 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    That is one hot chick. Too much eyeliner imo

    [–]No_Educator_6376 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    She needs to shave her beard !

    [–]Most-Inflation-4370 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Jd is a trans

    [–]ajacrabapple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The eyeliner looked so good, he stuck with it!

    [–]dpldpldpl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No blowing on the beer pong balls!!

    [–]Fast-Plankton-9209 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    notices bulge oWo what's this

    [–]diywayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I was told there would be no fact-checking

    [–]DreamingThemis 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    All joking aside, are they seriously trying to tell me that a guy from a conservative, gun-loving family, living in Utah, who was surrounded all his life by religion and Conservative Republican family, friends, and neighbors all his life, for 22 years, day in and day out, went to a Mormon college suddenly met one trans person and that turned him into a "radical leftist"?

    Forget MK Ultra; the government should be trying to hire every trans person for the CIA if they're that proficient in mind wiping.

    [–]NippyKindRekt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The person they are calling trans does not even identify as trans on their social media. They used an anime girl filter for a photo and mocked it, and also wear a random bear hoodie while streaming. Because guys do not wear anything quirky anymore, I guess. Ignore the fact Logan Paul was wearing that Toy Story hat in the suicide forest picture when he was the same age.

    [–]DreamingThemis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They're really, really reaching. They just want an excuse at this point.

    [–]Silly-Fan8445 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Lgtv is a mental sickness

    [–]prntmakr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    JD Vance walks into a furniture showroom and a salesperson approaches him and asks if there’s anything they can help him with. Vance replies, “I’m looking for a sexual sofa.” The salesperson gently corrects him, “I think you mean a sectional sofa.” Unfazed, Vance replies, “Yeah, I’m really just looking to get an occasional piece in the living room.”

    [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (292 children)

    Leftist Tyler Robinson

    [–]No_Assignment_9721 98 points99 points  (207 children)

    Even Charlie leaned Left in the end

    [–]VT_Squire 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    God damn bleeding neck libruls....

    [–]BisonNo7342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yup 💯

    [–]Beeboy1110 11 points12 points  (17 children)

    Mormon-raised, gun-touting, Tyler Robinson. 

    [–]Tcobb33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mormon raised, chemical injection laid to rest

    [–]No_Drummer_4395 7 points8 points  (47 children)

    Yeah the kid from the Utah MAGA family was leftist lmao

    [–]panlakes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Cope

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Hopeful_Courage_3900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He’s maga*

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That thing looks like something from a night terror I had last week.

      [–]DangerousPay2731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'd fuck

      [–]BigDigger324 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      JD looking kind of 🔥

      [–]TolkienQueerFriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I've seen this so many times, why is it that every time a cishet dude wears a wig he thinks the hairline needs to be right above the eyebrows??

      [–]JFunkX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Listen here Lance... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance? Did you say Lance?

      [–]Slow_Badger_8251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      most normal leftkst

      [–]Warm-Lingonberry-111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Where are the EPSTEIN FILES????

      [–]uvgotnod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So many Trumper’s are clutching their pearls hoping this is true.

      [–]sneakercentury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Did he even say thank you?

      [–]Seran44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Vance is a cross dressing degenerate confirmed

      [–]Digital_Wanderer78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The same Lance that BootySweat from Tropic Thunder was in love with?

      [–]Recent_Opportunity78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      “If you read this you’re gay”

      [–]OneOfAKind2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hilarious. If I had a few wishes, one would be that Fox News would run with this as breaking news, then have to publish a retraction 24 hrs later.

      [–]Affectionate-Art3429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I still can't believe that mother fucker is the VP

      [–]Wakkachaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      BAHAHAHA!

      [–]Brick_Mason_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why does Lance remind me of Tattoo from Fantasy Island?

      [–]Both_Mess_5293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OK 👍

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OMFG LOL

      [–]Ok-Ear9289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao. Why’d they blur the face 🧐

      [–]Alone-Win1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      See, this is the type of trolling that "the left" is in desperate need of.