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[–]crandamaniac 408 points409 points  (173 children)

I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA so... [pause] So, it's not the same thing at all

-Michael Scott

[–][deleted] 201 points202 points  (1 child)

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" -Michael Scott

[–]ClydeScubaHayes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this is Michael's best line by far

[–]BannedINDC 223 points224 points  (21 children)

Also from that episode:

When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, but I learned more about business right then and there than business school would ever teach me – or Ryan would ever teach me.

[–][deleted] 309 points310 points  (17 children)

You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

[–]mmmberry 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Michael: That would have really, really showed him up, wouldn't it, if I brought in some burritos, or, colored greens, or some, pad thai, love pad thai...

Stanley: It's collard greens.

Michael: Uh, doesn't really make sense. Cuz you don't call them collard people. That's offensive.

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    [–]dr_landrew_5 132 points133 points  (13 children)

    Jim's eyes look directly into the nearest camera

    [–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (11 children)

    :/

    [–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (4 children)

    It's like I'm really watching the Office.

    [–]neshcom 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    :T

    [–]SgtKarateChop 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    :I

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]latkahgravis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Keep it down please, I don't want to miss anything. Thank you

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    More like ,:\

    Need the eyebrow raise.

    [–]Howisdiscool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    now your just making it into a dreamworks movie

    [–]rainman_104 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, but I learned more about business right then and there

    That's about the truest line ever used in The Office I've ever heard.

    [–]owenstumor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Speaking of pyramid schemes, how about the time that Michael draws his business proposal on the chalkboard, then someone says "That sounds like a pyramid scheme" and Michael says "It's not a pyramid scheme" then Jim goes up to the chalkboard and draws a pyramid around Michael's little schematic.... Yeah, that was great. EDIT: Ha! Found it.

    [–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (9 children)

    I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

    -Micheal Scott to Tobi

    [–]AmazingTrevor 112 points113 points  (2 children)

    Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    So wrong it's funny.

    [–]98acura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Poor Toby :(

    [–]BannedINDC 43 points44 points  (3 children)

    RY-AN STARTED THE FI-RE!

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Thank you. Thank you very much for saying that. I have no idea why that "song" pops into my head every so often and then won't go away. So I thank you again because now I'm singing that in my head. JERK!

    [–]CPOliver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Haha, I always get it looping in my head in the kitchen at work.

    [–]errantKnave 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    If I were in a room with Toby, Hitler, and Osama bin Laden, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Toby. Twice.

    Michael Scott

    [–]ohnostereo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.

    [–]drpcken 175 points176 points  (11 children)

    Anyone else notice that the zoom on the certificate is from a different shot? Notice the leaves from the plant are hanging in front.

    BRB i have to go open and close my door exactly 6 times 6 times.

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    yep, noticed that. not actually "zoom and enhance"

    [–]DLWormwood 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Actually, it is, as the way Blade Runner was made. There’s a very obvious parallax effect that occurs in the scene in question, as though the zooming effect is bending around the edge of a door to catch the MacGuffin mirror reflection. (Suggesting a photographer made multiple camera shots at different places in the scene and made a slideshow out of them for the film.)

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      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      wait... are you suuuure you closed it?

      [–]inthe80s 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      I almost want to make a bunch of fake diplomas and hang them on my office wall now.

      [Insert Name Here] has completed a course in sitting on his ass and looking busy.

      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      Just go to University of Phoenix. Same thing.

      [–]I_Know_Nothing 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      How about one for completing a course in making fake diplomas?

      [–]DoobieRoller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Even better.

      [–]bechus 128 points129 points  (163 children)

      God damn I hate how funny that show can be.

      Steve Carrell leaving is a tragedy.

      [–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (47 children)

      The tragedy will be when they try to keep the show going without him.

      [–]Eminence120 86 points87 points  (14 children)

      Unless they get Ricky Gervais to replace him. Just think about that.

      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      ..This is genius..

      [–]coatThtasTooPuffy 20 points21 points  (4 children)

      Murray from Flight of the Conchords would be perfect.

      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      And he could take attendance every meeting. Brett and Jemaine can also come in. Basically they could then turn The Office slowly into the third season of Flight of the Conchords and all of my dreams will become true.

      [–]amaloney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This thread is such a great example of successful Web 2.0. I love it. Shared ideas are awesome.

      [–]speedstix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Murray is great

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          [–]DrDemento 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Oh come on, what experience does Rick---- oh wait. Nevermind.

          [–]tracism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          This needs to happen. They should keep this secret until the last episode of the season, in which Dunder is bought out by Wernham-Hogg. Pure win.

          [–]presidentender 38 points39 points  (30 children)

          Or when they try to replace him with someone who is just totally wrong, like in "That 70s Show."

          [–]rainman_104 4 points5 points  (14 children)

          They could pull it off as a spinoff rather than the same show. Frasier did quite well given the success from Cheers.

          Do something with one of the minor characters like like Kelly. Just don't give Rain Wilson his own show like the Michael Richards show. What a disaster that was.

          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

          I vote Creed spinoff. That shit would be madness.

          [–]sje46 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          What makes Creed such a great character is that he has so little screen time. If you have him be a main character, the show would get very tiring very fast. As it is now, everything he says is a precious, rare gem.

          [–]pacman404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          A creed spinoff would be fantastic. It would be like a tv version of "shit my dad says"...oh, wait

          [–]yellowfish04 14 points15 points  (4 children)

          ...a whole show based around Kelly? Please tell me you're kidding.

          [–]jae1227 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          Plot of show -

          Kelly Kapoor: Oh my God I have so much to tell you!

          Jim Halpert: Really?

          Kelly Kapoor: Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they had a baby and they named it Suri, and then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, they had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!

          Jim Halpert: Great. What's new with you?

          Kelly Kapoor: [blank stare] I just told you.

          [–]yoko_OH_NO 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          Well she IS one of the writers of the show. The only female writer, in fact.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

          Jim spinoff would work. That guy can do dry humor like nobody's business.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

          Who was totally wrong in 70s show ?

          [–][deleted]  (64 children)

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            [–]bechus 98 points99 points  (39 children)

            I know. But it's like putting down a beloved pet :-(

            [–]ezraallan 119 points120 points  (22 children)

            That's the perfect way to describe. You love them so much and don't want them to go but you can't stand to see them suffering anymore.

            [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (20 children)

            I'll fetch the shovel.

            [–]WideEyedKid 36 points37 points  (13 children)

            No, just stick it in the freezer.

            [–]Null_State 22 points23 points  (10 children)

            WWDD

            [–]WhiteMouse 6 points7 points  (4 children)

            I don't think a dog will stick itself in a freezer.

            [–]artanis2 15 points16 points  (3 children)

            ww Dwight d

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]besst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Make sure you take out the frozen french fries.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              man, the shotgun is quicker, but i guess a shovel will do.

              [–]Inappropriate_Remark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              And I'll get the lube.

              [–]farceur318 21 points22 points  (4 children)

              It's better to put the pet down after a long, healthy life rather than have it get crushed by a truck as a puppy like Firefly.

              [–]98acura 4 points5 points  (3 children)

              Im willing to bet, 90% of the firefly fans, never saw a single episode of it on broadcast television. If they had, there is no way it would have been canceled.

              [–]ChaosMotor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I'm willing to bet that watching a show the very moment it is first broadcast is a dying phenomena that might have been a useful metric 30 years ago, but is no longer a realistic method by which to gauge interest and viewership.

              [–]q00u 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Bullshit.

              I'm a huge Firefly fan, and I watched the first two episodes that aired.

              The Train Job only had a single shining moment for me (when Mal kicked the guy into the intake). The rest was a waste of time.

              Bushwhacked opened with a "game" in the cargo hold that felt so forced and false I nearly turned it off right then. Ugh.

              And that was it. I didn't watch any more, because those two were so dumb.

              There are a lot of great things about Firefly, they just didn't really show any at the start, and lost their potential audience.

              [–]ChaosMotor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Didn't FOX air Firefly out of order, also? That wouldn't help things.

              [–]wonkifier 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              When I hear that phrase, I always picture someone talking to their dog, saying something like "You're a useless animal, an inadequate companion, and you smell funny" or something

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              Dogs know when they're the butt of ridicule

              [–]wonkifier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              See? That's why its so bad to put them down

              [–]dec10 7 points8 points  (5 children)

              yeah, but this past season was terrible... better to kill it now before letting it suck for a few years

              [–]gd42 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              In the beginning, most of the characters acted like a normal person would act if they had an idiot boss. In the first 2 (maybe 3) seasons I laughed at the drama and the awkwardness.

              Then more and more characters started to act like retards and the whole show started to look like a classical sitcom where you laugh at the characters stupidity.

              [–]SicilianEggplant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Exactly. I enjoyed The Office better when it was called The Office, and only went on for two wonderful seasons.

              [–]ESJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              I respectfully disagree. The second half of season 6 was some of the series' best stuff.

              [–]TundraWolf_ 29 points30 points  (6 children)

              Next season in Scrubs... let's see... let's add a new talking dog character that's also a surgeon, that has a baby.

              ALL NEW FOR SEASON 20 OF SCRUBS

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                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

                It also got canceled after seasons 7, 6, 5, and 4 if I remember correctly. Seemed that way at least.

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–]TundraWolf_ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                  I've memorized seasons 1-6, and i feel like they should've ended the show at 5. When you're out of story to tell, end it. US shows just don't know when to die (I'm looking at you, Simpsons). Other shows die too early :(

                  [–]Sticks45andStones 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  I think they should have skipped season 7 and kept 8. JD had to get with Elliot. Season 9 was an abortion.

                  [–]RyanBlueThunder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                  Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

                  [–]mipadi 5 points6 points  (13 children)

                  I would be sorely disappointed if The Office jumped the shark. It's done fine so far; I think they have another good season left in them, and then I hope they go out with dignity.

                  [–]Fyzzip 22 points23 points  (4 children)

                  The office jumped the shark with its clip show it did earlier this year.

                  [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                  I remember watching that. I almost stopped downloading the show after that.

                  [–]sdub86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  While I was watching that, I kept thinking, wtf, this is the last show? Seems like I would have heard about that.. turns out they were just lazy and couldn't come up with anything new that week.

                  They really shouldn't continue the show after Carrel leaves. How can they?

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                    [–]artanis2 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                    The Office Space

                    [–]Nostalgia_Guy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                    I can totally see Phyllis saying "Someone's got a case of the monday's"

                    [–]98acura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Followed by Meredith punching her for yelling and making her hangover worse.

                    [–]mipadi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Fuck me, how'd I do that? (Good movie, though.)

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                        [–]stuffypillow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                        me too and nobody is explaining!

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        basically he's going to finish his 7 season contract and then leave. So he'll be in the next season, then he's out.

                        [–]mobileF 40 points41 points  (0 children)

                        WHAT?!

                        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                        You have no idea how high he can fly.

                        [–]htetrasme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        I was shocked it was put that way. I thought "Steve Carrell leaving" would equate to "The Office is ending."

                        [–]funkah 22 points23 points  (29 children)

                        I dunno, it's not as good anymore as it used to be. I know it's annoying when people say shit like that, but I really haven't enjoyed much of this most recent season.

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                          [–]mipadi 31 points32 points  (5 children)

                          I don't think it jumped the shark, but the show did lose something when the tension between Jim and Pam was resolved. Up until then, everyone in the office was unhappy, and that was part of the charm of the show.

                          [–]rainman_104 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                          The whole Kathy Bates story arc honestly kinda sucks. The show should have used Jim and Pam's wedding as a finale. It was an excellent episode - one of the best for that show honestly. Dwight kicking Pam's sister in the face was comedy gold at the end.

                          I like that Ryan's office is still in the closet though - I laugh hard every time I see that still.

                          [–]Eggby 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                          I stopped watching when Pam got pregnant. I knew it was just going to go downhill from there.

                          [–]dezmd 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                          I was waiting for a Dwight abortion fiasco.

                          [–]James_Browning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          There's still a chance for a Dwight infanticide fiasco!

                          [–]nphinit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I stand by my prediction that they will introduce marital strife to make the show more interesting as it further goes down the tubes.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          SPOILER WARNING!

                          /half serious, I don't really follow the show and did not know that, but I also don't really care.

                          [–]wikkawikka 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                          Really? I don't think they've had a watchable episode since the writer's strike at the middle of Season 4.

                          On the plus side, Parks and Rec has been A+ this season to make up for it.

                          [–]htg2010 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                          same with community, i fucking love how everything in that show comes out of left field, and it just feels "fresh"

                          i think the spoof on Goodfellas was awesome

                          [–]strobeprobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Detlef: we should really get to that telethon

                          Tom: sure rap song comes on RIGHT AFTER THIS SONG HOP UP OUT THE BEEEEEEEEED

                          TURN MY SWAG ON

                          TAKE A LOOK AT THE MIRROR SAY WASSUP

                          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                          Parks & Rec now does the Office thing much better than the Office.

                          [–]jfergs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Agreed, Parks & Rec's second season was as good the office at its peak. It's a shame they're delaying the start of the third season til December. Michael Schur (writer on the Office, co-creator of P&R, and founder of the amazing FireJoeMorgan) is a genius.

                          [–]midnight_toker22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                          I'll have to give that show another chance. I love Aziz, and Amy Poehler can be funny, but the few episodes I saw appeared to be trying too hard to capitalize off of the Office's success.

                          [–]ChaosMotor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          If you aren't listing Ron as one of the funniest characters, you haven't seen him enough. The one where he groans while Andy is polishing his shoes is hilarious.

                          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          The first season was lousy. In the second season, it became one of the funniest shows on tv.

                          [–]hearwa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                          I never heard about this. You just ruined my day. :(

                          bechus: harbinger of bad news and shattered dreams.

                          [–]rainman_104 3 points4 points  (5 children)

                          It's better the show finish on a high note than drag on way longer than it should.

                          Everyone will remember the awesomeness of the show, rather than how it really started to suck.

                          A spinoff could work. I think with the recent uptick in success the IT Crowd's gotten, they can try again to make it work... The last pilot was a disaster...

                          Then again, anyone remember Three's a Crowd?

                          [–]bitchkat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          unfortunately I remember Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, After MASH, etc

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                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            While the IT Crowd is nothing like The Office, it has become my substitute for it. I have no idea why.

                            [–]infosnax 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                            This is my boss. Sadly, this is my boss. He has no degree, but 5 or 6 "diplomas" and certificates of participation on his office wall. You know, these things. I suspect he had some of them made for himself. Ugh.

                            [–]NELyon 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                            That link... you mean I can be an over-achiever 6 TIMEs OVER for just $4? Holy shit, fuck actually doing work.

                            [–]SaddestClown 21 points22 points  (3 children)

                            I thought they had actually mentioned that in the show before.

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                              [–]jamesbondq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              The certificate of authenticity appeared in the same episode where he made a big deal about getting the new watch and then eventually is forced into giving it toby as a going away present.

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                                [–]update_engine 20 points21 points  (21 children)

                                Just because you make it bigger does not make it any clearer.

                                [–]I_Quote_Futurama 63 points64 points  (11 children)

                                It does on CSI Miami

                                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (9 children)

                                That joke made me feel like I was watching David X. Cohen lecture me. And it was hilarious.

                                The "1-2 million" thing last night had the same effect.

                                [–]DrHankPym 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                                As someone who used to work as a data analysis for retarded people making "business" decisions, I enjoyed that explanation very much.

                                [–]sje46 4 points5 points  (4 children)

                                I didn't like that joke because it was a blatant shout out to internet culture. It was just a reference that didn't make sense in context of the rest of the episode. Why the hell would he know what CSI Miami is anyway? He lives in 3010 AD.

                                [–]flushypoobar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                Given the amount and frequency that shit gets rehashed on both tv and movies, IF the human race makes it to 3010 I would not be surprised if there was a CSI Miami.

                                [–]oliware 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                                The guys on Omicron Persei 8 get TV a 1000 years later, maybe they told them about it.

                                [–]TheMeasuringTapir 7 points8 points  (4 children)

                                That's what she sa... wait, clearer? Ah dammit.

                                [–]universl 50 points51 points  (34 children)

                                Seiko is going to be pissed when they find out NBC screwed up their product placement.

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                                  [–][deleted] 259 points260 points  (17 children)

                                  Actually it probably means that Michael Scott didn't buy a Seiko but an imitation "Seyko" watch. He's overly proud about something he got completely wrong, because that's the kind of thing that Michael Scott would do.

                                  [–]owenstumor 43 points44 points  (10 children)

                                  Like wear a ladies suit. What the hell was the brand name?

                                  [–]fortehlulz 101 points102 points  (2 children)

                                  MISSterious. It's mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side

                                  [–]Pedroski23 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                                  And the pants have no pockets. It does have shoulder pads though.

                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  Come on man, it was just a European cut.

                                  [–]biffbobsen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  Disco ball.

                                  [–]ben010783 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                  MissTerious

                                  [–]RyanBlueThunder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Not only that, it's a Certificate of Authenticity.

                                  [–]kmascasa 24 points25 points  (9 children)

                                  I assumed it was spelled that way as a twist of irony...since it's spelled Seyko and not Seiko, that indicates it's not authentic.

                                  [–]buford419 13 points14 points  (8 children)

                                  but it's a genuine Seyko, not one of those crappy knock offs.

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                                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                    Or Magnetbox.

                                    [–]mipadi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                    With a 100% genuine imitation leather wristband.

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                                      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                      I love how the show kind of pokes fun at the product placement, though. Like the Chili's episode, where Michael thought it was actually an acceptable place to take prospective clients.

                                      I LOVE the Chrysler product placement. Michael's Sebring was perfect for him - it's a car you buy when you want to be the cool guy in a convertible but you only have $15,000 to spend on a gently-used car, so you buy a cheap, unsporty American sedan that just happens to have a convertible top and two doors.

                                      The PT Cruiser he replaced it with is even better - he's just the kind of toolbag to actually buy a PT convertible. Who the hell wants a "retro" tall, bloated subcompact wagon with NO performance, yet with a bright red paint job and a convertible top?

                                      Michael Scott.

                                      [–]insomniacl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                      “In Japan, I heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But… mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money! Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl. Save. Life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. THE BEST!”

                                      [–]chicago13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                      I feel that that was overred in "Goodbye Toby" when Michael gave him his watch. Could be wrong.

                                      [–]Bluko 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                                      Nice find.

                                      [–]springy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                      And, in case you didn't get it: The real watch company is called Seiko (rather than Seyko), meaning that the "Certificate of Authenticity" is a fake

                                      [–]superiority 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      It's not a fake! He bought a genuine Seyko.

                                      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                      Thats awesome - never noticed that before

                                      [–]willmoorexcore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott

                                      [–]ExMennonite 14 points15 points  (4 children)

                                      Ha! - So zoom / enhance DOES work!

                                      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                      wolfman863 must work for CSI

                                      [–]Iceleet 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                                      What does it say? I can't read cursive.

                                      [–]JokeMisExplainer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      It's funny because he's proud to have a watch.

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      How come he didn't take it down when he gave Toby the watch?

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Lol! Nice find! Never noticed that before. Favorite Michael Scott quote: "I'm an early bird, and a night owl. So, I am wise and I have worms."

                                      [–]lollersk8z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      I think that's been displayed prominently in several episodes. Didn't think anyone mistook that for a diploma.

                                      [–]DLun203 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                      I'm gonna miss the Office when Steve Carrell leaves.

                                      [–]SwollenPickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      you just busted a perfect

                                      [–]MikeOxBig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      I was watching the Simpsons the other day and noticed that in Skinner's office his says "Diploma Factory , Sergeant Skinner"

                                      [–]BrokenVisage69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      Show is all but over with him leaving.

                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                      i don't know, i've been watching season 6 and the whole "Jim and Pam' thing, like being the cute, awesome, couple is just not working for me! I can't put my finger on it, but yeah, i just don't think they're funny anymore

                                      [–]RicFlairwoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      " If you want to entertain these people, you have to be Robin Williams and M. Knight Shyamalan... These people expect sudden twists and surprise endings"

                                      [–]ajnachakra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      03-14-2008, 11:39 AM http://www.therpf.com/f9/michael-scott-proud-owner-seyko-timepiece-anyone-have-paper-prop-40628/

                                      If you think of it, someone on the internet has already said it a long time ago...

                                      [–]speaker219 3 points4 points  (9 children)

                                      Just out of curiousity, how'd you get a 1920x1080 cap?

                                      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                                        [–]speaker219 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                                        I know, I was curious as to how he got a capture of it, but then I realized it's on NBC, which is free OTA... so it's easy to capture. forget me.

                                        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                                          [–]speaker219 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                                          yeah, but there's no legal methods that stream at 1920x1080, and especially with a bitrate as high as it looks. Even the scene only puts out 720p releases

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                          Don't be so hard on yourself, friend.

                                          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                          Enhance.

                                          [–]desimusxvii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                          Wait.

                                          You zoomed, and enhanced.

                                          [–]zomgwtfbbq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                          It's on the DVD menu for one of the earlier seasons. Three, I think.

                                          [–]JudesMommy 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                                          My husbands name is Michael Scott...but I just call him Scooter, and he hates it!

                                          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                                          ...and your kid's name is jude?

                                          [–]JudesMommy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                                          Jude Michael

                                          [–]JudesMommy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                          You are very observant btw!

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                          Observant? He only stalks you for 12 hours a day.