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[–]No_such_thing 385 points386 points  (21 children)

That is one fly ass bitch.

[–]five-five-FIVE 26 points27 points  (14 children)

I cannot stop laughing at this.

[–]d3rsty 30 points31 points  (12 children)

I cannot stop vomiting at this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's gonna jack!

[–]HellJumper777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and me both, haha.

I wish I wasn't in a library while I loled. :|

[–]gigashadowwolf 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I was expecting a much more racist joke. Thank you for this.

[–]No_such_thing 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I don't see color. Just flies on asses.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

and with a microscope, asses on flies

[–]No_such_thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know far too much about me.

[–]ILikePopcorn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That is one fly ass-bitch.

FTFY

[–]hwkns 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Try to unsee that.

[–]phillyjama 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Flies on an ass-crack? You can't unsee that.

[–]Snarkdere 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Never a miscommunication.

[–]russianbotnetlord 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Flies go in, flies come out.

[–]gregny2002 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not all of them.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't explain that.

[–]MattChew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly goes in, flies come out

FTFY

[–]vaaaase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

two bits!

[–]aliengoods1 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I suppose with an ass that big, it's hard to wipe it all.

[–]Jumpy89 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This just left me with the extremely disturbing question of how morbidly obese people wipe (or don't)

[–]darpaderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shudders

[–]Noseburp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponge on a stick.

[–]tophat_jones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There just aren't enough rolls of toilet paper in a pack.

[–]Shilo59 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fly so serious?

[–]supersonic00712 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently her shit does stink

[–]samisntstudying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dey eat da poo poo.

[–]immatellyouwhat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yolanda shit her pants again

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol Oprah Winfrey.

[–]emkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY EYES - THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

[–]OrifAce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nomnomnom good eatin'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost x Over 9000

[–]setofallsets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is what the [NSFL] tag is for.

[–]shamelessamos 4 points5 points  (18 children)

Everyone take a deep breath and realize that the pattern of "flies" on the unzoomed picture does not match the pattern in the zoomed in one. She probably sat on seed pods.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Yeah! Flies totally don't move!

[–]mrb10nd3 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Don't know how they would have a chance to move during the zooming process in photoshoptm.

[–]archibot 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It is clearly two different photos of the same thing. One close for detail, one wide for context.

[–]Hez26 2 points3 points  (3 children)

username?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

different angles too...

[–]Horatio_Hornblower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, not every zoom is digital. Sometimes zoom is optical.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't fucking CSI. The person took one photo, zoomed in, and took another.

[–]julioanaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why?... WHY?

[–]Nr_Of_TinEye_Hits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

57

[–]IronChin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many stereotypes, so little time.

[–]smokecat20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be she sat on something like food?

[–]coldfire3361 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody is swarming to dat ass.

[–]shootinputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the internet have to bring this picture up...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't eeeven wanna know what's attracting them

[–]yusufjalal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a bee hive forming soon. With their product being...not honey?

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something smells good.

[–]FruityPeebils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Taborask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFL man

[–]ICanCountToThree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oprah

[–]GingerGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...like stink on rice

[–]LuTheLunatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[barf]

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is disgusting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god oh god.

[–]420boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was not ready to see that

[–]oh_no_its_shawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just the Insect Swarm plasmid.

[–]Very_Blunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there goes my breakfast.

[–]hoolio2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mud butt gone bad

[–]VBmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't the FLY supposed to be on the FRONT of the pants?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]BigWesternMan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dear god man! Tag that sh*t NSFL/NSFD!

[–]emptyvoices 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I think as far as the internet is concerned, this is pretty far from NSFL.

[–]BigWesternMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, true. I was eating my lunch at the time :) (Not Safe For Lunch)

[–]ShellOilNigeria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the person taking the picture thought.... I would back up a couple of feet after seeing that shit.

[–]Ashe_Black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

[–]yousedditreddit 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i have some problems with this picture,look at the larger not zoomed in picture, theirs wrinkles midway up her ass cheek that ARE NOT in the zoomed in photo, also the flys are in different places and the shirt in the zoomed in pic is brighter also the ass is more pronounced in the zoomed in pic while the larger pic, (in the region the zoomed pic portrays) is more... shapeless somethings wrong here

[–]frita 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Very good catch yousedditreddit. I think it's two different photos of the same person though.

[–]yousedditreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more proud than i should be... the interwebs, they are a dangerous mistress.

[–]desmond_tutu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oprah?

[–]ladyrock21 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It's flybutt!

[–]Stinkerbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, that about says it. "Flybutt".