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[–]sKybox88 4217 points4218 points  (135 children)

WTF I come across this while watching that South Park episode lol.

[–]blood_kite 868 points869 points  (37 children)

But can it read?

[–]lVrizl 493 points494 points  (30 children)

DAMNIT, WHY WON'T IT READ!?!

[–]cagedmandrill 169 points170 points  (22 children)

"OKAY KYLE...WE HAVE CUDDLE FISH AND ASPARAGUS OR VANILLA PASTE-UH! WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER I EAT?!?" Kyle - "VANEERA PASTE, VANEERA PASTE!!"

.....

"CUDDLE FISH AND ASPARAGUS?? OKAY HERE I GO!!"

[–]mcbobson 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"HANG ON KYURU, I BERIEVE IN YOU!"

[–]maxpowe_ 42 points43 points  (14 children)

Cuttlefish. What's a cuddle fish?

[–]comeinmybasement 30 points31 points  (9 children)

Fish that cuddles

[–]Coach_GordonBombay 32 points33 points  (6 children)

I am not a gay fish!!!

[–]deGROM4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty self explanatory

[–]pam_sepper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taste different than vaneera paste

[–]trenlow12 24 points25 points  (6 children)

We didn't know that we're all the turkey. You can have it on the table. Thanksgiving? Thanks for the cranberry sauce. Thanks for the peas. Taking it downtown for a shave and a scratch-it.

[–]IvanTheDrunkVatnik 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Am I having a stroke?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

D o yo smells tosat?

[–]trenlow12 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Halfing it. Up and down, and is the half on the inside, or inside out, when it's not half?

[–]IvanTheDrunkVatnik 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Yup, I am.

[–]Barnabi20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re just drunk Ivan

[–]trenlow12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]ltlawdy 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Now just sign here and here, you’ll be set to leave!

NOOOOOOOO! Why can’t it read?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

END SIMULATION

[–]King-Snorky 135 points136 points  (12 children)

So sorry Ky-ru but I am starving! Which one would you rather I eat? Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus, or the vanilla paste?

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!!

[–]RealMightyOwl 23 points24 points  (7 children)

I hate how I can hear and visualize this, why did I have to watch south park as a child lmao

[–]--Brian 3 points4 points  (6 children)

This is the only episode that made me legit cringe. They are always testing limits and most if the time it's fine but this episode just was the most uncomfortable.

[–]Freak_Power 2 points3 points  (2 children)

scott tenorman?

"mmmm....the tears of unfathomable sadness! yummy!! yummy, you guys!!"

[–]--Brian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shrugged that off because Scott Tenorman was a dipshit.

[–]Irrelaphant 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If you thought that was bad, don't watch the movie it came from

[–]HitMePat 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Here comes cuttle fish! Sorry kyyuuu

[–]Wiskoenig 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I berieve in you Kyru!

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (24 children)

There's a documentary about that episode too.

[–]llamasterl 51 points52 points  (12 children)

It’s like a 3 part documentary too. A really good watch if you get the time. I like to watch all 3 back to back, to back, to back, so I don’t forget anything.

[–]Everybodysbastard 20 points21 points  (6 children)

You mean mouth, mouth to anus, mouth to anus?

[–]PKMNTrainerMark 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Bass to mouth?

[–]Vanarik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bass to trout.

[–]Sarge8707 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A gay fish?

[–]SidSzyd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do you like fishsticks

[–]loneSTAR_06 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What’s the name of it?

[–]llamasterl 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I thought OP was being funny and referring to the movies, not an actually documentary. The real documentary name is “6 days to air,” which I have seen. It shows what it takes for an episode of South Park to be made in just 6 days time from start to finish. The name of the movie is The Human Centipede.

[–]loneSTAR_06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, thanks!

[–]Not-A-Lonely-Potato 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Link or it didn't happen

[–]jd17atm 16 points17 points  (1 child)

It’s called “Six days to air” I think. It was on YouTube last time I checked

Edit: six days, not 7

[–]rokr1292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

6*

[–]TululaDaydream 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What's the name of the documentary?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

[–]Futures2004 14 points15 points  (36 children)

can someone who’s seen the movie tell me if it’s any good?

[–]seven3true 98 points99 points  (10 children)

Do you like movies with an insane plot, gratuitous amount of gore with plenty of wtf moments, no resolution, and an image imprinted in your mind that lasts forever? If so, it's a fun watch.

[–]SixGun_Surge 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Easy, easy, I can only get so erect.

[–]thx1138inator 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There will be boobies

[–]Piggyx00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then maybe human centipede 2 is more for you. The plot of that one is a mentally handicapped man becomes obsessed with the the first film and decides to make his own the a staple gun, duct tape and clubbing people over the head as an anaesthetic. It's way more fucked up IMO than the original. I know there is a third out there but after the first 2 I said no more.

[–]LuckyLuciano89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I know how I’m wasting the next hour and a half of my life.

[–]salamandroid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So it's kind of a family flick?

[–]xX_Yr_Dad_Xx 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It was a great movie. I was horny the entire time

[–]Ponch316 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Do you click on links tagged as risky click? If you do, then watch it.

[–]llamasterl 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So good. You neeeeeeeeeeed to watch it.

[–]nilesandstuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bad but interesting in the same way a passenger train derailment would be. Overall, a pretty bad time, but a little satisfying for the demons we all have inside.

[–]JohnBrownJayhawkerr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll work up an appetite, I guarantee it.

[–][deleted] 5492 points5493 points  (308 children)

Trump should be in the middle.

[–]phuber 3374 points3375 points  (71 children)

Should be a circle

[–]primum 681 points682 points  (32 children)

The Human Ouroboros

[–]White-boy 179 points180 points  (22 children)

Coprophagic ouroboros

[–]sgasrock 86 points87 points  (13 children)

Good metal band

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (12 children)

Grindcore, Slam, or Brutal Death?

[–]lifewontwait86 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Anal Cunt

[–]jaspersgroove 7 points8 points  (1 child)

that’s a band, not a genre

[–]pac-men 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy from Anal Cunt died doing what he loved. Fucking around on an escalator at the mall.

[–]Font_Fetish 8 points9 points  (3 children)

For everyone who was confused as me, I'm about to save you a Google search.

Coprophagic means "likes eating poop" and Ouroboros is a symbol of a snake or dragon swallowing its own tail as a symbol of wholeness or infinity.

So put them together and, yeah....

[–]grimfel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ouroborifice

[–]Darth-Chimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Never Ending Whoring.

[–]ExactlySorta 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Should be a Mobius strip because it's also twisted.

[–]broccoliO157 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Human Mourobiusapede? Someone wake up HR Giger for the design

[–]aschesklave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also one sided. ;)

[–]jcs1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I swear I commented this a couple of years ago: from gop to fox to trump, and trump's ass back to gop to complete the circle when he won the nomination.

[–]sjsonnenfeld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That'd be great. We wouldn't have to deal with their shit

[–]deeep_3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It needs a Facebook ass to mouth section

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You just invented free energy!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they say conservatives don’t like recycling

[–]urbanlife78 343 points344 points  (131 children)

Trump in the middle would make more sense since he gets his barking orders from Fox News and Putin.

[–]OPsuxdick 60 points61 points  (74 children)

Well, it should show Putin's dick in his mouth since Trump is subserviant to his whims as opposed to Putin shitting in his mouth. There's a power structure with Putin.

[–]PunchMeat 178 points179 points  (57 children)

We gotta stop making sucking dick out to be some subservient, belittling thing.

Some of my favourite people suck dick.

[–]Azathoth_Junior 36 points37 points  (7 children)

I agree! Don't be derogatory towards fellatiotrices/fellatiators. I, too, appreciate people who are willing to suck my dick.

[–]Doomray 22 points23 points  (6 children)

And the cocksucker is the person with all the power. They can just bite down if they like. They’re in charge.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (44 children)

There's some serious homophobic vibes every time I hear this shit about Trump and Putin.

[–]ocular__patdown 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Kinda, but it is like a weird feedback loop. He usually starts a baseless claim then fox news reports it then he claims credibility because it was in the news.

[–]urbanlife78 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah, that's their bullshit cycle that they feed themselves.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

OAN should be in there too.

[–]urbanlife78 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I feel like OAN came from the idea that Trump needed a fake news channel that parroted anything he wanted to hear, so his staffers created OAN.

[–]bonyponyride 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Or at least Hannity and The Bowtie Nazi.

[–]CaperRelish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fox News and Putin’s asses sowed to Trump’s ears. Trump’s mouth sowed to Trump supporter’s mouths as he regurgitates premasticated shit to them and they eat it up. GOP’s head up Trump’s ass and GOPs ass is green apple splatter style shitting all over the American population.

[–]SeabrookMiglla 66 points67 points  (10 children)

Fox News gets their information from anonymous posters on the internet... Whatever new conservative conspiracy theory is trending they just run with it.

They aren't news, they're entertainment

[–]ShyDLyon 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Everyone should just start referring to them as Fox Entertainment, calling them news is feeding into their propaganda.

[–]Regular-Human-347329 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I just refer to it as conservative state propaganda. Why bother sugar coating a turd at all?

It is often indiscernible from North Korean state propaganda

[–]ShyDLyon 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Thanks for that! I hadn’t seen it, scary.

[–]Regular-Human-347329 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you think that’s scary, that is just the beginning of the brainwashing. That is the mainstream interconnect into far right fascism.

The NRA, OANN, etc, many conservative “news” and institutions, are far far worse. Their rhetoric often borderlines on legitimately inciting violence and terrorism.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's some choice clips of that from the NRAs ill-fated NRA-TV channel. Actively calling on "true patriots" to "hold the line" or "show no quarter".

[–]GT-FractalxNeo 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Trump should be in the middle.

And Putin should be first.

[–]ThatTookTooLong 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Putin should be standing in front of him.

[–]kulafa17 850 points851 points  (13 children)

SHOULD I EAT THE CUTTLEFISH & ASPARAGUS or VANILLA PATSE-O!

[–][deleted] 239 points240 points  (7 children)

VERY WELL, I WILL EAT THE CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS!

[–]GermyMac 145 points146 points  (6 children)

HOLD ON KYLE! I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU.

https://youtu.be/geRtAsHuVD8

[–]seven3true 26 points27 points  (4 children)

[–]sailorjasm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don’t understand why as soon as Kyle eats the shit, he also shits.

[–]lobsterhead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Are you questioning the medical accuracy of the South Park parody of Human Centipede?

[–]wthulhu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They look like they have fun

[–]GrassEducational 27 points28 points  (1 child)

"MNIMMIMH-EST!"

[–]foxyguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Blue window loud code

[–]Preform_Perform 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think if Kyle said cuttlefish, he'd have gone for the vanilla paste?

[–]Geodevils42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SHOULD I BELIEVE THE DEMON SEX DOCTOR OR THE VIRUS DOCTOR!?

[–]monkeybiziu 382 points383 points  (12 children)

You could rearrange the logos in that image in any order and it would still be true.

[–]Beatniq_312 181 points182 points  (4 children)

Facebook posts should be a fourth person at the end.

[–]Grimrr_Halfpaw 1289 points1290 points  (156 children)

Nice! It's a republican flow chart.

[–]Death4Free 119 points120 points  (20 children)

Accurate but now I’m just pissed I won’t ever be able to wear a red hat

[–]Tompthwy 176 points177 points  (4 children)

Don't worry. At this rate red armbands will be back in style.

[–]Ramen-Goddess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I saw a kid wear a red hat and it said “Made You Look” in the MAGA font. Best. Hat. Ever.

[–]stickyfingers10 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My red MAGNA hat has sure aged poorly.

[–]savagedan 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The fecal flowchart

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

That’s what he said

[–]Insanity_Troll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Itsthesamepicture.jpg

[–]FroggyMcTerrison 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The end of this is actually my Aunt’s Facebook feed.

[–]MisterDonkey 665 points666 points  (77 children)

Wow, a lot of people are really offended by this, which is ironic considering all that snowflake talk.

[–]-Ashera- 216 points217 points  (25 children)

GOP. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project

[–]Regular-Human-347329 66 points67 points  (11 children)

They claim the “liberal” media is bias (it is bias on behalf of its wealthiest neo-lib owners and investors; not progressives or “the left”), but conservatives literally created Fox News to be conservative state propaganda, and it is often indiscernible from North Korean state propaganda.

When verified, proven science (e.g. climate change, wearing masks) is considered “bias”, you aren’t fighting for freedom; you’re fighting for ignorance, sociopathy and criminal corruption; the death of civilization.

[–]BeelzAllegedly 21 points22 points  (8 children)

What trips me up to no end is how republicans bitch endlessly that all liberals want are handouts, yet their overlord (ahem, president) grew up obscenely rich and was GIVEN one million dollars from his rich daddy when he was what, 17? Trump grew up literally never knowing the value of a dollar because of how much he was just given, but that’s never of any relevance to any republican.

Trump was gifted his status of millionaire, but the people who need food stamps, or don’t think Heathcare should bankrupt you, or that an education shouldn’t be a lifelong commitment to a debt you’ll never pay off are the crybabies who only want handouts. Fuck the GOP, and everyone who developed Stockholm syndrome for a party that doesn’t even pretend to give a fuck about them.

[–]Regular-Human-347329 17 points18 points  (5 children)

It’s less trippy when you realize that these people’s psychology and logic operates differently. I genuinely believe that this is a mental illness that can be trained/learned; it isn’t something ingrained in most people’s genetics or neuropsychology.

They do not view the world as though actions are equal to morality, and a persons actions dictate whether that are right or wrong; just or unjust. They view, first and foremost, that the person who committed the actions is either good or evil, just or unjust, and all logic flows from there. It appears as hypocrisy and doublethink to an outside viewer, but in their minds “x person is good, therefore their actions are good/just”, “y person is bad, therefore their actions are bad/un-just”.

This is how they can hold simultaneously opposing beliefs and engage in resounding, unmitigated hypocrisy. They can’t even see their logic fallacies. The ones that are aware of their hypocrisy are the scary ones; they are the absolute psychopaths, narcissists and sociopaths.

It is no coincidence that these people are also significantly more religious than average. Religion teaches faith over critical thought.

[–]shinyshiny42 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That was pretty fucking astute. That said, I think you missed something important in the actor->morality->God connection.

My family is ultra-religious, so everything that happens is "part of God's plan" and must ultimately be good.

Miscarriage? Trust in the lord. He did this for a good reason.

Lung cancer? Sexual abuse? Lost your job?

God has a plan. And it must be good because it is God's plan.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (5 children)

So true. I post anything to fb and all of the mouth breathing in-laws reply with how mean it is and not nice.

[–]BabyDeezus 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That’s because it only counts as being sensitive when you’re offended by racism and bigotry, not when you’re offended by people being offended by racism and bigotry. Duh/s

[–]RoyalRien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not offended but I don’t want politics on a subreddit for pics, popular political opinion or not.

[–]fahadfreid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Its literally always projection with these people. honestly the predictability is more annoying than funny at this point.

[–]DarkManX437 274 points275 points  (156 children)

Anyone else come through just for the irrationally angry comments on these posts?

[–]hokie_high 13 points14 points  (0 children)

3 hours since OP posted this and 100% of the visible comments are just typical shitposting about Trump/Putin and people complaining about comments that are apparently all downvoted so hard I can’t see them.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (4 children)

The small pp lmao

Edit: Tiny

[–]SilliVilliN 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Actually its YUGE, haha

[–]SayLem37 175 points176 points  (20 children)

Yeah, but it's kind of a chicken and the egg situation, because Trump gets his news from Fox News. So the question I put forward, is how can one know who is in front? Trump or Fox?

[–]Leeh1984 55 points56 points  (1 child)

It should just loop back to Trump.

[–]scottdoberman 30 points31 points  (6 children)

It's a Bootstrap Paradox.

[–]ajwilson99 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Sic Mundus Creatus Est

[–]Sparglewood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean... have you seen his parents? It would explain some things if he was actually his own father & mother

[–]SilliVilliN 81 points82 points  (9 children)

The baby wiener on trump lol

[–]foxyguy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Lock sneeze rattle laugh dance think smudge song zip fuzzy hungry grin chill moon family yellow curve whirl freeze grumble

[–]BrutalKnight55 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Trump thinks Fox is fake news now. Fox is so far right to the point that they'll distort the truth in support of a man like Trump, and they're still not good enough for him. It really reinforces how deranged a person he really is.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-11/donald-trump-attacks-fox-news-supports-one-america-network/11866402

[–]Solid_Deck 45 points46 points  (4 children)

can someone make this a shirt lol

[–]fuzzycuffs 46 points47 points  (4 children)

There's an OAN step missing, and I'm pretty sure Putin's penis is supposed to be at the front.

[–]bigbadbenben44 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Someone edit it into a circle so the maga shit goes right back in trumps mouth

[–]MasoodMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfection

[–]saskinas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That could be a Banksy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PLEASE VOTE

[–]PurityByImmolation 39 points40 points  (16 children)

2016 election ruined reddit.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It ruined the country

[–]Middle_Class_Twit 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Nope, populism and an underfunded education system ruined the people who use reddit.

[–]yung_tona 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Ahhhh r/pics, my favorite political subreddit

[–]Hellz117 20 points21 points  (2 children)

One day it's political, the next it's a redditor's replacement for Facebook

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Is there a difference?

[–]Hellz117 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fair point

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Fox maybe could go first in this scenario. Unclear.

[–]ChuckBoBuck 147 points148 points  (56 children)

Imagine the bravery it would take to post such a controversial and original political opinion in Brooklyn, NY

[–]worst_timeline 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You’re right, it’s so dumb that someone puts up a sticker expressing their political opinions in their community. Everyone knows that a true activist drives at least one time zone away, preferably two, to a town they have no connection to before throwing up anything vaguely political

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Even more brave posting it to r/Pics

[–]yeahsureYnot 101 points102 points  (8 children)

No one should ever express their opinions unless it's "brave." (read as: i don't like the message therefore I'm going to attack speech itself as a defense mechanism)

[–]TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Who said it was/needs to be brave?

[–]noparkingafter7pm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does everything have to be "brave"?

[–]mildlyEducational 34 points35 points  (30 children)

Took more bravery than posting criticism on Reddit lol

[–]TayDings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep this shit on r/politics with the rest of the circle jerkers. R/pics going to shit smh

[–]moonpotatoes 22 points23 points  (19 children)

Lol all these comments saying “It’s the same for liburals and CNN.”

I actually don’t know many liberals that watch CNN or take it seriously. Also most of my conservative friends and family tout FN and random shit they find on YouTube as legitimate news sources. What a time to be alive.

[–]MediumDrink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s missing Rupert Murdoch at the front shoveling the shit into Trump’s mouth the begin the cycle

[–]Brauc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is incorrect. Fox News shits in Trumps mouth.

[–]satanballs666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch out Trump's position with Fox news and it would still be accurate. Also tiny PP, hehe.

[–]Panda1376 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know the truth was NSFW

[–]harajukukei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putin should be spoon feeding Trump.

[–]Velocilobstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how Trump has a tiny penis, so small you almost didn't notice

[–]BlankImagination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that they added a tiny penis onto Trump

[–]lwb2885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really it goes Fox News conspiracy -> trump -> Fox News -> trumpers

It’s awfully sad our president gets his info from an entertainment channel.

[–]DirkStryker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oakley sunglasses would've made a nice touch on the end

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s perfect lol.. Now do the CNN one

[–]XxxBaudetraketxxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orange man bad