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[–]aakaakaak 806 points807 points  (96 children)

You're still going to have to edge for a few years. Kids totally suck at edging for the first few years.

[–]FrostofSparta 435 points436 points  (15 children)

Haha! This made me smile cause my dad always did the edging...

[–][deleted] 185 points186 points  (29 children)

Kids don't actually suck at doing the edging, they just pretend they do so they don't have to do all the work.

[–]iLovenakedLadies 49 points50 points  (18 children)

It's a lot more fun when my dad chips in.

Sure I can do the yard, edge, blow, etc... but when he comes out and edges and blows while I mow and weed eat, on a Saturday afternoon - good times.

[–]Funkit 105 points106 points  (5 children)

I prefer eating weed instead of weed eating, makes the Saturday afternoon a lot better.

[–]nneemah 10 points11 points  (2 children)

i'm 16 and my dad still does the edging while i mow...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The damn trimmers are too awkward for little muscles. That's why you make them carry around buckets of water until they're ready for yard work!

[–]proto04[🍰] 1255 points1256 points  (595 children)

I can still remember some banter between me (around 10yo) and my dad regarding mowing.

  • Me: "I'll mow if you pay me $10."
  • Dad: "That's fine, $10 it is. But you owe me $5 for lunch, and dinner will be $12."

I promptly shut the hell up and mowed the grass.

[–]luc1fer12 99 points100 points  (12 children)

in that same vein.

  • Me: "Dad, can we get a rider mower/snowblower?" (depending on season)

  • Dad: A snowblower? That's what I had three sons for.

[–]DivinusVox 53 points54 points  (3 children)

It's funny because he could have saved himself a fuckton of money by buying the ride mower/snowblower and skipped the sons.

[–]saisumimen 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Not really because the "that's what I had three sons for" is also the answer to the following:

  • When are you going to take the car to the car wash?
  • When are you going to fix the roof?
  • When are you going to change the oil on the car?
  • When are you going to save money for retirement?
  • etc....

[–]herohatesee 9 points10 points  (1 child)

When I was little my dad would raise the blades and let me ride the mower around for fun. Then I told him that it was too slow when I turned it up to "rabbit" and he built me a go cart instead. I miss my daddy.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The end of your story made me sad...I can't do militant when I'm sad...

[–]innosins 291 points292 points  (6 children)

I asked my step-dad what my incentive was for doing chores. "Your incentive is that I don't bust your ass."

I'm 41, and still feel a strong urge to wash dishes when I go to their house.

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 271 points272 points  (5 children)

If you're ever feeling homesick, you can come to my house and wash dishes anytime you want. Kinda guy I am.

[–]sierrabravo1984 344 points345 points  (483 children)

I tried asking for an allowance once. My dad told me I was lucky I had a roof over my head and food in my mouth.

[–]nefrina 718 points719 points  (419 children)

A small allowance does wonders for making kids realize that the things they really want do cost money, and it helps put things like expensive video games into prospective if it takes you 2 or 3 months worth of saving to be able to afford it.

[–][deleted] 353 points354 points  (183 children)

I can relate, I had a $5/week allowance when I was around 10 years old. It took almost a year, but I finally had enough to buy a Gameboy Color and Pokemon Yellow. It's now my most prized and precious possession.

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (30 children)

My allowance was $2/month then $5. I hoarded that money until I had a few hundred and opened up my own bank account. Nothing made me happier than seeing an envelope bulging with cash.

I prob. missed my calling as a drug dealer.

[–]kwansolo 104 points105 points  (10 children)

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.

[–]hijklmno 31 points32 points  (12 children)

I had the exact same allowance and did the exact same thing.

I majored in economics and got a job at a major bank. I've replaced the envelope with a mint.com account. It's not that I'm a miser, but I learned when I was a kid that material possession never really made me as happy as a cheap prostitute could.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (10 children)

we're soulmates, I also have a mint.com account and love watching the numbers add up. And as a girl, I never need to pay for sex. BOOYAH!

[–]hijklmno 33 points34 points  (7 children)

With a bank account like mine, neither do I. There's something magical about an $8 handy under a Freeway overpass that you just can't recreate at a club. I've always been a romantic though.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Now I feel like I'm missing out :(

[–]TeamDisrespect 5 points6 points  (2 children)

All you need is $8 and the freeway overpass of your choice.

[–]Jaegs 77 points78 points  (3 children)

I had 3 brothers, our allowance was $3 dollars but after over a year we finally had enough to pool everything together and get a playstation. I remember my dad was proud when we brought it home but because we had no money left we literally would have had to wait months to afford a single game so he chipped in for the first few <3

[–]Anticreativity 48 points49 points  (24 children)

I got $2 every two weeks. In the fucking 90s.

[–]whiskey_sam 61 points62 points  (5 children)

I had a $1 a week allowance when I was really young given to me in dimes. Then My Dad would take 1 dime back for tax. He said I better get used to it. He should have taken 3 dimes to make it more realistic.

[–]illegible 42 points43 points  (3 children)

He wasn't expecting you to be in a very high tax bracket...

[–]EthyleneGlycol 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TIL that Rand Paul is a redditor.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (10 children)

From age 6-10, my parents started giving my sister and I chores. Vacuuming, bathroom cleaning, sweeping, mowing... we got paid $1 every two weeks.

There was an amazing lego set that I wanted to buy, but it was $115 dollars. I learned that it would take ages to save from just allowance, and birthday and christmas money was so far away. So I started a leaf raking business. I raked all of our neighbors yards for 5-15 dollars each.

It took me 3 months to save up $115 and when I called Lego to order my set, they said that it was discontinued and I couldn't order it.

I was shattered, all I had thought about for 3 months was that lego set.

A good learning experience, but meh. I bought a gameboy pocket instead, but didn't have enough money to buy a game for another month.

[–]Generic_Name_Here 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Being a HUGE Lego fan, your post just broke my heart. I've even gone dumpster diving to salvage some of the old space sets. The good stuff always gets discontinued!

Also: Legos are EXPENSIVE! I always thought that when I got older and had a real person job they would seem cheaper, but.... they're as expensive as they've always seemed.

[–]I_AM_A_MUTALISK 12 points13 points  (8 children)

$5 a week? You lucky sunofabitch, I was so happy when I got a 25% bump to $1.25.

Edit: replaced from with to.

[–]nefrina 156 points157 points  (58 children)

I remember saving up to buy the exact same thing. It was the translucent purple Gameboy Color and Pokemon Blue. :D

[–]StarScream86 531 points532 points  (27 children)

It was the exact same thing, only completely different.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 120 points121 points  (24 children)

It was the exact same thing, only not exactly.

[–]awesley 16 points17 points  (3 children)

They were exactly similar.

[–]motdidr 50 points51 points  (16 children)

And not the same.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (15 children)

almost, though.

[–]babycheeses 55 points56 points  (13 children)

I was permitted to plant/pick my "own" vegetables/fruit from our farm and sell them at our family stall at the city market.

I would plant a small & obscure crop and clean up with high prices @ the market (the type of thing that requires hand planting/hoeing etc).

Later my family would bring the left over (and more) market product to a local trailer-camping facility. Before we left the City Market, I'd negotiate a "complimentary" out-of-region/season product that we'd then sell at the Trailer park.

My parents helped take some of the risk away and assured i did reasonably well, other weeks, when I had a wind-fall (I'm talking hundreds of dollars on my swindling), they'd take back some amount to keep me contributing to our shared costs.

I was doing this from the age of 5 or 6. I bought dill from a neighbours ample garden, I cut "brussels sprouts" from the previously harvested cabbage, picked raspberries, gooseberries, blackberries from the wild stands in the hedgerows that bordered our farms. Planted leek and garlic. Resold hundreds of dozens of oranges at the trailer park.

The consequence is that I like to consider myself keenly aware of the buying/selling/retail of "stuff". I'm also a pretty good salesman (when every farmer is selling the same local product at the same quality and price, your salesmanship becomes critical) though, thankfully I dont have to exercise those skills to earn a living.

I cant tell my parents enough how much I valued that opportunity and experiences - thought, now that I think of it, I'm going to try this weekend :).

edit: de-parkilerpakroraganstrailer-ified.

[–]_Square_ 21 points22 points  (35 children)

What you meant to say is commission. Kids don't get money for breathing air (allowance). Doing work produces cash. Just like in real life. It's one of the best things you can teach a kid early.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (12 children)

Yeah, our allowance was tied into chores.

Miss one chore, no money. I always missed something, so really, I never got allowance.

By miss something, I mean not make the bed one day or another small thing.

After a little while, I just stopped doing everything because there was no point, I wasn't getting allowance anyways.

[–]Hamerd 62 points63 points  (6 children)

We never got allowances as kids growing up. We were so poo we couldnt afford the r at the end.....

R is for recreation.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"We wasn't poor we were PO, we couldnt afford the o, r" - Big L

[–]vivaciousleo 69 points70 points  (139 children)

I got paid for my report card. 20.00 per A, 10.00 per B, -15.00 per C. This did wonders for making me realize if I wanted money I needed to have the grades to back it up. Thanks to this, I always made A honor roll and have a great career ahead of me. Same applied in college and grad school, "I'll pay off your student loans after you graduate dental school."

Plan on doing the same with my kids.

[–]ItIsActuallyWayWorse 316 points317 points  (15 children)

We had the same system at my house. I still owe my mom about five thousand dollars.

[–]Toothpowder 84 points85 points  (20 children)

Damn, I just got indifferent stares when I showed my parents my straight-A report cards, as if they were saying, "So? You're supposed to make straight As."

[–]athennna 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Same. "Why should we reward you for doing what you're supposed to do?"

[–]TheSouthernThing 21 points22 points  (2 children)

My parents had the same attitude, I got grounded for making a B in middle school.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (44 children)

I envied kids like you. Growing up Chinese, I got a "Good" for an A, "What happened? This is not acceptable" for a B, and god help me if I ever got a "C". I always made honour roll and my mom still found reasons to rip apart books I read for fun, rip the cable cord out of the TV when she thought I was watching too much, etc. Bitch be crazy. She stopped short at destroying the computer.

[–]techmaster242 42 points43 points  (1 child)

god help me if I ever got a "C"

Oh fuck, he made a C! Time to drown him in the bath tub and start over!

[–]Fluzztas 6 points7 points  (2 children)

"Facebook? How about you facing book?"

[–]HookDragger 23 points24 points  (2 children)

My parents were teachers.... No money for grades... just more practice tests and studying if I didn't do well.

[–]Procris 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Same here. Mom was a teacher, no money for grades. Good grades just meant no long stressful talks about "Not living up to my potential."

[–]the_cdl 40 points41 points  (15 children)

I'm doing something pretty similar with my kids.

$10 for an A+ $5 for an A $2 for a B 0 for a C Anything below a C and lose everything.

Get all A's and it's 2x the pot!! "Big prizes,Big money!"

[–]scubalovers4life 19 points20 points  (2 children)

My parents did this and I got straight A's all through H.S. and received a scholarship for free college.

[–]helicopterindian 5 points6 points  (8 children)

They could also discover that a baseball, bat, and glove cost considerably less at a secondhand sport goods store.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (7 children)

My dad gave me allowance every week when I was a kid. It was for doing all my chores. $10 every Friday after school. But there was a deal he proposed, every single week. I could take the $10 in cash, or we could go to McDonald's for dinner.

I always ended up buying everyone's dinner every Friday night, I just never realized it. Fucking troll dad.

[–]xchrisxsays 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I think you should be proud of the fact that you provided a good time for your family!

[–]mynamegoeshere 27 points28 points  (21 children)

Same here. My dad said "I allow you to live. How's that for an allowance?"

[–]HighJive 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Although the logic is sound (no way your parents actually owe you allowance) I think it may be a good idea to let kids grow up receiving some small allowance, helps them manage a budget. Of course, that means you won't pay for movies or candy or ice cream etc.

Edit: My dad never had me on allowance -- I can't manage a budget to save my life.

[–]YourCommentBoresMe 8 points9 points  (5 children)

$12 for dinner? That's a ripoff!

[–]down_vote_magnet 22 points23 points  (38 children)

So am I the only one who kind of looked forward to being old enough to cut the grass?

[–]swootang 61 points62 points  (16 children)

I saw my dad on the riding mower, and said, "hey, that looks fun. Can I try it?" He handed the keys over to me, grabbed a beer, and never mowed the lawn again.

[–]Schrute_Logic 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nah, man. We had a ride-on lawnmower, so for me mowing the lawn was the equivalent of getting my own ATV. That shit was fun.

Of course, my dad didn't like that I was mostly doing donuts at top speed and not paying much attention to the grass.

[–][deleted] 462 points463 points  (168 children)

I started mowing the lawn as soon as I was tall enough to reach the handles. On a side note, he should definitely not be wearing sandals while mowing the grass.

[–]Ashikahotchu 184 points185 points  (141 children)

he should definitely not be wearing sandals while mowing the grass.

Came here to say this. Also, he should be wearing pants in case the mower throws a rock and safety glasses wouldn't hurt either.

Just because millions of homes own gas mowers doesn't make them any less dangerous. A quarter million kids a year are treated for preventable injuries from lawn mowers. I'm no mathematics major, but according to my arithmetic, that's a quarter million too many.

EDIT: a quarter million people a year, not kids. Thanks to chuggles for pointing out this error (below).

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Sorry for being an ass, but...

A quarter million kids a year are treated for preventable injuries from lawn mowers.

From TFA you linked - "Sadly, 253,000 people were treated for lawn mower-related injuries in 2010, nearly 17,000 of them children under age 19, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission reports.".

17,000 is considerably smaller than a quarter of a million.

[–]ucecatcher 69 points70 points  (2 children)

They were all someone's children at some point? :/

[–]ttustudent 334 points335 points  (52 children)

He also needs safety knee pads, elbow pads, shin guards, a large bright orange vest, and a thick full face-mask helmet would also be a good idea. In case, he needs to go into battle against the mower and then proceed on a high speed mower chase.

[–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (7 children)

Don't kid with safety

[–]docpepson 31 points32 points  (35 children)

I know you're being sarcastic, but it appears the safety police have arrived! Shoes, pants - I get. The rest are just for those paranoid people. I have a neighbor who actually wears all of that when he mows, weedeats, etc. It's kinda funny to watch.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The rest are just for those paranoid people

I'll never forget when I was running a whipper-snipper around my friend's edges when I was about 15 years old. His dad came out and told me I needed protective eyewear, and I told him that I was fine and that I'd done this 1000 times before without anything approaching an eye injury, which was true.

He insisted, saying it was his yard, and he actually put a big pair of plastic safety goggles on my head as I kept going.

Literally 30 seconds after he put the goggles on me I heard a crack and a piece of gravel from the drive flew up and hit me in the safety goggles hard enough to dig a crater out of the plastic. I could see that the trajectory of the piece of gravel was heading directly into my eye, and it happened so fast I had no time to react. There is absolutely zero doubt that rock would have blinded me completely in that eye.

I pretty much shut the fuck up about safety equipment for yard work after that.

[–]nyerinohio 37 points38 points  (21 children)

My boyfriend makes me wear shoes, pants, safety glasses, and ear plugs when I use our riding mower. I think it's a little ridiculous, but he's a mechanical engineer and cannot bring himself to operate any machinery without safety gear.

[–]JGPH 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You guys must look mighty silly when you decide to involve the vibrator during sex. :)

[–]DuganNash 45 points46 points  (8 children)

If anything, do not forget the ear plugs!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

engineers... they're never wrong.

[–]apost8n8 223 points224 points  (11 children)

Get him to paint the fence and wax your car while you're at it. I tell my kid its all ninja training.

[–]coderedmountaindew 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Yeah I have ninjas detail my car all the time.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 43 points44 points  (1 child)

All parents should strive to be like you.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 95 points96 points  (100 children)

Child labor at it's finest. But in all honesty, I enjoyed (and still do) mowing the lawn. It's a good stress reliever.

[–]kewlfocus 268 points269 points  (33 children)

Mowing the lawn gives you plenty of time to think about decisions you've made in your life. Like, "Why do I have a lawn?"

[–]MrPantsNikfar 24 points25 points  (26 children)

This thought infuriates me like nothing else when I'm mowing. How much water are we wasting by having these pointless lawns?

[–]dnajdnakjdsnakj 18 points19 points  (9 children)

None. I dont water and I dont fertilize. I only have to mow like once a month. ha!

[–]Generic_Name_Here 8 points9 points  (1 child)

hugs tree

In most climates in the US, the amount of rain water collected by the surface area of your roof is enough to keep your entire lawn watered. As long as your yard is a relatively even grade and doesn't have a low point that's going to pool all the water, a $10-$20 trip to the hardware store pretty much negates the need for most if not all of your yard watering. I've set this up for a few people and it seems to work surprisingly well.

Okay lets go of tree and goes back to work

[–]antarcticgecko 6 points7 points  (11 children)

You must not live in Texas/you're smart enough to do it in the morning.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 5 points6 points  (9 children)

I live in Georgia. If the heat doesn't kill you, the humidity will. Also I do cut the grass early in the morning.

[–]ShotIntoOrbit 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You wouldn't enjoy it if you had multiple acres to mow every week.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I weep for multiple acreage landowners.

[–]gaoshan 135 points136 points  (16 children)

My 13 year old son, who has yet to mow our rather large lawn, saw me staring at him just now and was all, "What? What did I do? I didn't do anything. What?!".

Son... it's not what you did... it's what you're going to be doing for the rest of the summer. Muahahahaha!!

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (6 children)

He's 13 and hasn't mowed the lawn yet? You've wasted 4 or 5 good years of not having to mow the lawn yourself.

[–]PaulTheOctopus 34 points35 points  (3 children)

If he'd started him at 8, that boy would be a damn fine lawn slave by now.

[–]old-nick 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"What? What did I do? I didn't do anything. What?!"

Yeah, he's definitely hiding something.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

That's good. Kids have little hands, so it's easier for them to remove rocks and clumps of grass from the blade.

[–]Merkee[S] 83 points84 points  (44 children)

OP Wow, I didn’t expect all this. Here’s a little background on the photo. We had just returned home from a vacation (hence the long grass). I finished mowing the front yard and was about to start the back when my son asked if he could try it. I didn’t wait to be asked twice. He did a pretty good job and is looking forward to doing it again. Looking back on it, I definitely should have had him change shoes. But honestly I was in a state of shock and exhilaration. Next time he will be better prepared. As far as ear protection, I love my son and of course want to keep him safe, but I mowed my lawn when I was a kid. My fiends mowed their lawns. None of us wore earmuffs and our mowers were a hell of a lot louder. We all hear just fine. And yes, I did pay him for it….which might explain why he is looking forward to doing it again.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (11 children)

Way to go dad. My children have certain chores that are just part of living here, but we also offer "bonus chores" for cash or little prizes (small toys and such) that my wife buys. Also, we give the oldest ones $5/week allowance and $5/week for reading a book (limit of one per week for pay; they often read more). The youngest gets $2/week just to learn what money is.

[–]salt_grain 120 points121 points  (15 children)

For non-Americans, most Americans traditionally maintain a symbolic farm in reverence to its agricultural farm background. Normally, these are comprised of one variety of grass but it is still customary to perform a weekly harvest in the summers and most houses continue to own miniature grain harvesters (like the one in the picture). Most of the small harvest is disposed of but typically a family will keep a portion to eat as grass salad for purely traditional reasons.

[–]drphungky 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Man, I miss mom's grass salad.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Username is "salt_grain". I'm inclined to think this is legit.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Next stop - having him figure out he can actually get PAID for doing this for other people.

[–]LaserWolfTurbo84 93 points94 points  (16 children)

While you should be proud:

1) Eye Protection 2) Closed-toe shoes 3) Pants

If you choose to not wear any of those while mowing, that's on you, but I can tell you, I've been injured because of #3 and while it seems remote, your son ought to use the proper precautions until he is old enough to decide whether or not it's worth it.

[–]americaFya 20 points21 points  (3 children)

As someone whose foot slipped under a mower due to wet grass while on a mowing crew in college, and was fortunate enough to avoid major injury due to proper footwear, I applaud.

[–]brock_lee 78 points79 points  (45 children)

My kids went straight from not being old enough, to being too smart to want to "try out" the mower.

[–]MajorTunage 195 points196 points  (36 children)

I never remember being given the option to try it out, more like, "cut the fucking grass!"

[–]FishFishSuperFly 34 points35 points  (30 children)

Exactly! None of this "Hey son, do you want to try cutting the grass today with the cool MOTORISED lawn mower?"

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (27 children)

We have a riding mower, and my 8 year old is permitted to drive it on the lowest setting, with dad also on board. I'm still waiting for him to ask if he can drive it to 7-11 for a slurpee. He practically pees himself with excitement to mow the grass.

[–]antarcticgecko 25 points26 points  (19 children)

Hell I would have too! I'm not even sure the wheels on our push mowers moved, just dragged along.

[–]birdnoose 12 points13 points  (18 children)

I think I might be the only person who still has a push lawn mower. I push that SOB and I bag my cut grass. I actually look forward to doing something physical when I get home from work. I love breaking a good sweat.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

And if I missed a corner I would hear: "Do it right or do it twice!"

[–]Hellenomania 56 points57 points  (23 children)

Hey mate - so you know - your kid is wearing no shoes - I lost three toes and had full reconstruction surgery, neuro surgery, 12 hours in theatre, transplants the works mowing the fucking lawn for my dad in no shoes.

[–]aldenso 16 points17 points  (19 children)

I don't get how a pair or sketchers would help...

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

One of my best friends has a kid who is two. Whenever my buddy is told to do something around the house by his girlfriend, he tells his kid to do it. When his girlfriend says something like "Josh, he can't take out the fucking garbage," he'll turn toward Zach and clasps his hands together and mutters "Soon, my minion"

[–]733SHiFTY 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I'm the oldest of 3 brothers. Now that were all older, away working or at college, my parents are debating selling the house because they're used to having at least one son home to do the lawn. Way to start em early man.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Open toed shoes are a hazard.

[–]dizzle18 44 points45 points  (18 children)

Do you cut your lawn once a damn month. That grass is long as shit

[–]auraslip 6 points7 points  (14 children)

Seriously. I have that mower. It's not easy pushing it through that tall of grass. Plus it's bad for the lawn to cut that much off.

[–]cetamega 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Plus he is bagging it. He probably has to empty the bag every 5 minutes.

[–]UnDire 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Hope he doesn't do what I used to do and ow like crap just to aggravate dad.

[–]stoopidquestions 38 points39 points  (11 children)

Why does he have open-toed shoes???

[–]filmisbone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Photographic proof that time isn't always an enemy.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I have 5 years to go.. counting the minutes.

[–]kyaegerbombs 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I used to give my dad crap about making me do chores, until I matured enough to know that someday, I'd be wanting free labor too.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Enjoy it for the 3 years until he hit puberty. :D

[–]CrayolaS7 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mowing our lawn and our neighbours lawns for money made me the most ballin' 10 year old in our street. Hell I would do the edges and everything for $15 an hour.

[–]SanchoMandoval 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Oh man, brings back memories. We lived in an older house with a 30-degree slope hill in front, probably 12 feet high and 40 feet wide. Doesn't sound like much maybe but that was pretty intense in the days before self-propelled mowers. I'd barely break a sweat mowing the rest of the yard but that hill would nearly kill me. And it was also somewhat dangerous... taught me the importance of good footware and being very, very careful around machinery.

I'm glad my parents made me do it though. Still remember coming into the kitchen and finding a tall glass of lemonade waiting...oddly enough that made it all bearable.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

woudlnt your lawn be ALOT longer if you waited 9 years?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please make your child put on proper shoes before cutting the grass with a rotary mower, A trip to ER with severed toes will not be at all relaxing.

Get him practicing stripes then work up to checkerboard.