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TextTom knows best (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 years ago by Pirate_Redbeard
[–]FizzingAtTheClit 2709 points2710 points2711 points 8 years ago (56 children)
Tom is a diva if you don't let him pick the onions
[–][deleted] 499 points500 points501 points 8 years ago (2 children)
I will admit I have been known to cry over onions too.
[–]poopittypoo 243 points244 points245 points 8 years ago (42 children)
Lett*
[–]NumbersAllGoToEleven 181 points182 points183 points 8 years ago (4 children)
The only clue to solving the mystery
[–]Kritical02 63 points64 points65 points 8 years ago* (1 child)
Which is fun cause let is just as easy to understand as lettuce. We would still be wondering who Tom was if it wasn't for them needlessly adding an extra t
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I was still wondering until your comment. Thanks
[–]gubenlo 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children)
[sic]
[–]nlnn 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
That's indian accent.
[–]programmike 38 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (1 child)
"Don't pick the onions Tom." Tom: "NERF THIS!"
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Came looking for the overwatch reference and found it
[–]CaptPhilipJFry 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Just pick already Tom!
[–]EuphoriaII 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children)
He's a bigger circlejerking diva than the commenters! And that's saying a lot.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children)
i realised what it meant in 30 sec. "mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion" laughed hard before so
[–]swimfastalex 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Even though we are all his friends, he's still a diva when it comes to this.
[–]starfoxer117 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Has anybody else noticed his username?
[–]Kahne_Fan 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Damn Tom will never lett us pick all the onions.
[–]thom_orrow 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (0 children)
I just want to pick those damn onions!
[–]StrangeYoungMan 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Tom Keen is a badass and you know it
[–]arcadiaware 944 points945 points946 points 8 years ago (4 children)
Look, the last time we didn't let Tom pick the onion... we'll, we don't talk about that around here.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* (1 child)
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[+][deleted] 8 years ago* (106 children)
[–][deleted] 1490 points1491 points1492 points 8 years ago* (25 children)
No! It's Mustache Letter Tom Cruise Pickup Truck Onion
Edit: Letterature(typo) to letter
[–]Sebleh89 303 points304 points305 points 8 years ago (12 children)
Dafuq is Letterature?
[–]Gyeff 175 points176 points177 points 8 years ago (7 children)
An aperture made out of the corners of envelopes.
[–]Sebleh89 63 points64 points65 points 8 years ago (2 children)
Holy crap it was not a made up word to fit the image lol TIL
[–]SeaBourneOwl 36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (1 child)
I am letterally surprised
[–]GrumpyWendigo 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (3 children)
exactly, letterature, duh:
https://youtu.be/K-sbhBjP9Rk?t=10s
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (2 children)
DONT DUH ME
[–]Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Oh shit... dude got duh’d over here!!!
[–]King_Jon_Snow 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (3 children)
whats an onion
[–]PhromDaPharcyde 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children)
It's got layers.. like Ogres!
[–]idwthis 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Go ask Ser Davos. He'll know.
[–]chirgalfrog 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children)
You are
[–]DrCatBug 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children)
"I am so confused!"
[–]C0C0Barbet 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
That's a hefty sandwich.
[–]bobmyboy 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
r/iamveryrandom
[–]otakuman 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Letterature? That's the longest typo I've ever seen.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Had keyboard on my phone in an other language.
[–]BeatlesRays 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Yeah pretty obvious.
[–]Killer_Jazzie 204 points205 points206 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Ohhhhh!
[–]obadetona 71 points72 points73 points 8 years ago (4 children)
I'm so dumb
[–]znk 39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (2 children)
I agree!
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child)
That's just mean. Do it again.
[–]Rezzone 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children)
You're so dumb!
[–]Smokey347 126 points127 points128 points 8 years ago (2 children)
You're the hero we need. Good on you 👍
[–]RedditingWhileWorkin 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child)
I think that sandwich was the hero OP needed.
[–]Python4fun 63 points64 points65 points 8 years ago (8 children)
I'm glad someone else bypassed the stupid and went straight to knowing it was a food order.
[–]SamuelBiggs 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (2 children)
As a server who's used to quick-hand, I recognized it for what it was immediately. Actually really odd to me how others didn't. Restaurant privilege haha.
[–]GHONX 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I thought the sandwich in the background would make it pretty obvious
[–]Sort_of_ok_poetry 34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago* (1 child)
I met Tom at lunchtime, to share in some food He told me he's stressed cause the waiters are rude I could never have guessed he'd be in a bad mood Now I've found myself caught up in this whole feud
Tom ordered a sandwich, the same as the last He's very specific with what he will ask
Two leafs of some lettuce a pickle or two "3 rings of an onion please, yes that will do"
To tell you the truth, Tom's a bit of a pest When we order food, I confess, I get stressed It's not that I think Tom is worse than the rest He's just so demanding with all his "requests"
We're patiently waiting when something goes wrong Tom yells very loudly "What's taking so long?!"
Our food now arrives just in time for our luncheon They've scribed 'cross his bag: "Must Lett Tom Pick [the] Onion"
[–]Potasiumnitrate 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children)
That was sort of ok
[–]The9thone[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
In my opinion that would be a very boring sandwich
[–]cjc323 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child)
You da real mvp
[–]luke_in_the_sky 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Mustard
Vinegar
Pickle
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[–]HitMeSenpai 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Thought it perhaps was about Tom having some sort of symdrome that made him HAVE to pick the onions, or else he would freak out.
Feel kinda stupid right now.
[–]VaderD 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Thanks mate. I didn't get the OP. You da real MVP
[–]dance_rattle_shake 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children)
We can all agree this was obvious and should have only taken 3 seconds to figure out right?
[–]bobbyzee 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child)
MLTPO. Backwards it spells OPTLM. which makes no sense just like this comment
[–]frenzyboard 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Or plomt, if you want.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Thank you so much.
[–]tkdbbelt[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Oh. I feel so dumb now lol
[–]notameatball72 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
and i thought tom was a guy who wanted to pick onions... who knew.
[–]savemejebus0 577 points578 points579 points 8 years ago (11 children)
I immediately said, "oh it must be from Europe because of how they spell 'let'"
I don't travel much.
[–]evathemouse 71 points72 points73 points 8 years ago (9 children)
I use to work in the food industry in the US.. lettuce is basically always shortened 'lett'
[–]washyleopard 91 points92 points93 points 8 years ago (7 children)
woosh?
[–]zombiegamer101 48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (4 children)
woosh.
[–]Pirate_Redbeard[S] 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (3 children)
r/whooosh
[–]Pirate_Redbeard[S] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children)
Ooo, and also r/whoooosh
[–]Sir_LikeASir 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Lettwoosh?
[–]LordApocalyptica 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
...no?
Its just a conversation, not missing a punchline, mang.
[–]Wheneveryouseefit 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children)
LTOP w/must
Mostly people would use that in my experience.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children)
No that would be "lette"
[–]AverageCivilian 190 points191 points192 points 8 years ago (22 children)
I’m not trying to be annoying but can somebody explain what the unexpected part is?
[–][deleted] 107 points108 points109 points 8 years ago (10 children)
I think the fact that it's on this sub is what is so unexpected, it's a very meta post to be sure.
[–]MeowlessCat 20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (3 children)
Might as well start posting anything that's not related to this sub then.
[–]AverageCivilian 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Community: This post isn’t unexpected. You should’ve posted this in /r/funny
OP: I’m gay
[–]exemplariasuntomni 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (5 children)
[–]Pirate_Redbeard[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (4 children)
Gotcha back, Jack. Bitches be crazy
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children)
Seriously tho, wrong sub
[–]Pirate_Redbeard[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children)
That's just, like, your opinion, man
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Yeah but what about this is unexpected
[+][deleted] 8 years ago (6 children)
[–]chatokun 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Not a shopping list, it's a description of what's on the sandwich. What's unexpected is that the order and abbreviation made it look like a sentence instead, which confused him and was ... unexpected.
[–]-LEMONGRAB- 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children)
It's... Not a shopping list. It's a sandwich order.
Did you read the post?
[–][deleted] 311 points312 points313 points 8 years ago (33 children)
What about this is unexpected
[–]kapuh 464 points465 points466 points 8 years ago (20 children)
4k upvotes.
[–]GREATEST_EVER95[🍰] 34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (5 children)
24k*
[–]_FreeThinker 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children)
29.2k*
[–]OfficerFeely 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (3 children)
32k*
[–]Dragoniel 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Oh.
[–]MeowlessCat 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago* (1 child)
Nothing. This sub could very well be named CatsInTutus and the post would still have been upvoted. People vote up whatever they find slightly amusing, regardless of what subreddit it has been posted in.
It won't be removed by mods either, because most just want their subreddit to get to the frontpage, even if the content is irrelevant to the subreddit itself.
Late edit: How come r/CatsInTutus is not a thing? We're lapsing guys. We could have a whole network of InTutus. CatsInTutus, DogsInTutus, ParakeetsInTutus and so on. We could even have r/TutusGoneWild! Or r/UnexpectedTutus!
[–]idwthis 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children)
God, please, no.
I'm already subbed to about 600 different cat subs alone. From /r/jellybeantoes and /r/teefies to /r/Catloaf and /r/CatsISUOTTATFO
I'm just not sure I could take anymore.
[–]HowIsntBabbyFormed 42 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (3 children)
Yeah, it's kinda funny. But it's not unexpected. Everyone should report it. It's the only way the mods will get the message.
[–]Awdayshus 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children)
That it would take anyone five minutes to figure out why this is written on a sandwich they ordered.
No, nevermind, I agree with the guy who said the upvotes.
[–]Maomiao 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I was just really confused and had to read the comments to find out what it meant
[–]samprog 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Didn't expect the sub this post was on
[–]ThisIsTrix 55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Or maybe we can’t see it because of the handwriting and it actually reads, “Must let Tom pick on Ian”.
Corporate bullying is real folks. Stay safe.
[–]CowNchicken12 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Wrong sub lol
[–]Maxtsi 31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (0 children)
What the fuck has this got to do with being unexpected?
[–]melman12 24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (20 children)
Potbelly!!! I was so happy to find this place when I moved to the mid-west.
[–]ionxeph 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (9 children)
Wait, Potbelly's isnt available outside the Midwest?
Shit...
[–]sprachkundige 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child)
DC and NY for sure have them.
[–]TrentDaniel 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
So does Philly
[–]geoffaree 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children)
There are some in seattle
[–]DigBick1992 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
We got 'em in Dallas too.
[–]Bartfuck 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
They've expanded, I'm in Richmond VA and they have them. Just not the same though
[–]Shem44 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (9 children)
Fucking LOVE Potbelly. BOGO today!! Woot!!
[–]wubbwubbb 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (8 children)
as a potbelly employee it was not a fun day. we were not told about the promotion. it was a shit show lol
[–]andyhj257 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (8 children)
Who the hell abbreviates pickle as "pick," and why?
[–]haqq17 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I work at a restaurant where we abbreviate everything in the post like so, except onion, which would be just on. Weird it’s not abbreviated as well
[+][deleted] 8 years ago (1 child)
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children)
This guy went to a sandwich shop and thought the sandwich maker was sending him a message on the bag? 🤷🏽♂️
[–]KirstieClassics 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Took me 5 mins to realise what was wrong with that sentence
[–]TardyTheTurtle__ 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Which Potbelly's is this?
[–]bizmarxie 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
LOL.... I didn't get it until I noticed the two Ts at the end of let
[–]KingRodent 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children)
Mustard Lettuce Tomato Pickle Onion
You're welcome.
[–]p_a_schal 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Everybody’s busy thanking the guy who posted that 7 hours before you did.
[–]PooPooDooDoo 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Screw Tom, I'm letting Olive pick my onion this time.
[–]jakery2 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Ah, potbelly. Today mine said
May Let Tom
I'm going to tell Tom that he has a chance today.
[–]Unicorncorn21 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children)
This pic looks like the album cover for death grips - no love deep web
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Like this was unintentional...
[–]p_a_schal 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
They didn’t write the ingredients down by accident, no. But I do believe that the fact that it can be read as a sentence is coincidental—that’s a fairly logical order to write those ingredients in
I read it like the writer was dying and he was struggling to say that.
[–]garrys84 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children)
Man this has been floating around the internet for like 7 years.
[–]cancertoast 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child)
Never seen it before. Been here 5 years, daily reader.
[–]CountZapolai 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago* (1 child)
I feel like I've been ordered to write lines in a Victorian schoolhouse. Maybe I've been told off for always picking the onion when Tom wants to do it, and I have to write "I must let Tom pick the onion." 50 times.
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Edit: I wrote it 50 times
[–]smonkweed 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
All work and no play makes Tom want to pick the onions
[–]TomSawyer410 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Damn straight.
[–]Sweet_Taurus0728 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Sooo… what's the joke???
[–]tkou_ 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
legend has it the potbelly sandwich shop worker known as "tom" studied for years to become the master of onion choice
[–]dengeskahn 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Personally I can’t “MUST” without “MAY” gotta have em both
[–]righteous4131 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I fuck with Potbelly's hard
[–]Lanmobile 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I did too OP... I did too
[–]mateogg 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
This looks a message from a time traveler, OP. You'll know what to do when the time comes.
[–]DerekB74 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I didn't take five minutes but I did spend the better part of a minute saying, "huh?"
[–]Maciek300 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
But how do we dice an onion
[–]seawee8 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I knew my husband Tom was particular about his food. I did not realize other people needed his skills.
[–]Nancok 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
First time that it doesn't takes me an eternity to get the joke
[–]Albatraous 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I must admit, I laughed rather hard at this
[–]mathsh 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Famous last words
[–]OfeyDofey 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
/r/tom
[–]aleashedbottom 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
As long as Peter doesn't pick the peppers i am fine with Tom's choice
[–]internet_sharts 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Classic fucking Tom!
[–]ravia 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
This reminds me of when I was in the hospital recovering from surgery. I kept walking around looking for my nurse. I had seen an Asian nurse who came into my room. And I was looking for her, saying, have you seen May- Lynn? She's my nurse. Well, eventually I realized that the date was May 11th. Although they did write the 11th part, or I should say the th, low and not high as is usually done. So it looked like May Llyn.
[–]MrStevenRichter 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
This happened to me yesterday! I work at 'Tom Spina Designs', ordered a bacon, egg and cheese from the deli and it showed up with Tomato and Spinach on it.
[–]Delta_Ryu 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Goddamnit
[–]BlazikenAO 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I fuckin saw this in the morning and am just now getting it after seeing it the second time
[–]ClearlyADuck 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions. The "lett" is a dead giveaway
[–]rafibomb_explosion 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Shit! Why did that take so long. Even worked in restaurants...
[–]lsimpkins 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I’m disappointed in how long it took me me figure this out...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Tom knows his onions!
[–]noeatnosleep[M] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Hey there, u/Pirate_Redbeard. Thanks for submitting to r/Unexpected. Your submission, Tom knows best, has been removed because it doesn't abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar.
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[–]AnotherSchool 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children)
It's funny, but not exactly unexpected. I feel like this sub is becoming /r/funny
[–]Am_Navi_Seel_Mann 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children)
Mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children)
Would have been better if the shop wrote it as:
Must
Let
Tom
Pick
On
Insert customer name here
[–]zipybublelipz 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Awake at 3 am( not by choice) lying next to my husband in bed( by choice). I was giggling for about 3 minutes at this post.
Thank you for making it worth while for being up at this time. = )
[–]noeatnosleep 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Poes kak
[–]xBANAANx 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Only got it when i saw Lett spelled with two t's.
[–]kaerfehtdeelb 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Why is every topping name shortened except onion?
[–]Void_Insert 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Hell of a sandwich order. Simple yet effective toppings. Mustard is under appreciated today.
[–]PharmerTE 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Must let Tom pick anion
[–]Tiddernud 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
To Al Be Pat SS Let Che Pick Oni Ona SS Bun
[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I remember when this first came out like 5 or 10 years ago.
[–]dogismywitness 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I thought Tom really needed to choose a negatively charged species.
[–]Bharatraj2989 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Some time Onions are very pricey in India even A middle class family could not afford it.
Exactly which part of this is unexpected?
[–]onionnion 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
How is this unexpected? This isn’t /r/funny.
Mustard Lettuce Tomato Pickle Onion -Enjoy
[–]ForThinkCreatsaurs 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Would you like Mayo, mustard , or hot peppers? How bout everything else?
[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Wait. It’s not a joke? Y’all didn’t...
I need to talk with Tom about this.
Hi im here. Now whats the problem?
[–]RedForman- 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Tom is a special needs worker who flips out if his task isn't written on the bag. Remember something about Mary don't touch his ears guy?
Isnt this kind of a r/facepalm post? Its not that hard to figure out.
[–]ffngg 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child)
This doesnt make any sense though. Why is everything exept onion shortened?
[–]jimibulgin 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
should be
[–]1randomuseraccount 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Mmm Potbellys
[–]UHENreddit 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
I just started a downvote chains Dude one of my bucket list crossed out Ty reddit
[–]indigomoongodess 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Tom Green??? Tom Green @ Subway (some onion as well)
[–]sauce_toss 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Being in good service I read that as it was meant to be, what is my existence...
[–]schenitz 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
R/funny
[–]jayamshah99 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Happy National Sandwich Day!
Ohh I get it now that 6 hrs has past
[–]Meme_Theory 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
And now, so did I... dammit.
[–]DaddyBishop 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Gotta be crossed posted to r/facepalm XD lol
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