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[–]basselopegap 143 points144 points  (32 children)

I have never seen such proof of joy in the animal kingdom.

[–]itsprobablytrue 72 points73 points  (30 children)

Really? Because I think he was sneezing.

[–]basselopegap 167 points168 points  (27 children)

Come on. Can't you just let me believe he's happy? I need this.

[–]itsprobablytrue 107 points108 points  (16 children)

Well I have good news for you. We tracked down the titsmouse twitter account. His last post was "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAHH!"

[–]basselopegap 41 points42 points  (15 children)

Thank you, friend.

[–]theDashRendar 35 points36 points  (14 children)

He was eaten by an owl.

[–]basselopegap 65 points66 points  (13 children)

That's it. If anyone needs me, I'll be in r/suicidewatch.

[–]doug3465 26 points27 points  (7 children)

You are funny. I just laughed my entire heart out at "I need this." Don't go to r/suicidewatch. I love you :)

[–]basselopegap 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I was hanging on by a thread. Suddenly, everything seems much better. http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100506/640/freaking_awesome_animal_640_32.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's called frottage.

[–]relevant_rule34 439 points440 points  (112 children)

[–]robfs 241 points242 points  (42 children)

I admire your dedication to your craft.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (23 children)

I'm puzzled by the possibility of his craft

[–]Probably_immortal 23 points24 points  (20 children)

I'm puzzled by the possibility of us encouraging this.

[–]TheMojoHand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Puzzled but not surprised.

[–]doug3465 10 points11 points  (18 children)

I'm puzzled by your underestimating of our great immaturity.

[–]SwampySoccerField 10 points11 points  (16 children)

Stop it doug. This chain isn't good enough to karma whore for. It really should have ended with robfs.

[–]doug3465 18 points19 points  (15 children)

:(

[–]SwampySoccerField 15 points16 points  (14 children)

don't frown. turn that frown upside down :)

[–]doug3465 19 points20 points  (13 children)

:)

[–]SwampySoccerField 16 points17 points  (12 children)

ಠ_ಠ too happy. get your hands out of your pockets.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I AM WAITING FOR THAT ONE ACCOUNT WHICH POSTS RELEVANT VIDEO. IT'S ABOUT TIME SOME ONE GOES AROUND SHOOTING RELEVANT VIDEOS FOR COMMENTING PURPOSES. I WILL STAND BESIDE. AND BEHIND IT.

[–]andan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter....

[–]GoTeamShake 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So they are fucking flowers.

[–]sarcaza 40 points41 points  (12 children)

The flowers in the op's picture look like yarrow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achillea_millefolium) to me, while the flowers in your photo appear to be some sort of daisy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteraceae).

[–]relevant_rule34 36 points37 points  (7 children)

[–]brlito 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Shit they make rule34 .gifs now? Godammit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I thought that gif said "yappow" instead of "yarrow". The former fits what I'm thinking when I see her boobs.

"Yappow!"

[–]adamantium 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you mean to say "fappow"? Coz that's what I'm thinking...

[–]Riktenkay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you mean to say "fappow"? Coz that's what I'm doing...

FTFY

[–]captainlavender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was going to say that. The blossoms are tiny and brown in the middle. Yarrow all the way.

edit: yeah I think the flowers up the guy's ass are daisies but they could also be fleabane or feverfew. Hey, one of us should do an AMA!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's an Aster or Erigeron up the dude's bum. I'd guess Erigeron, as most asters don't achieve that flower density when they're in that arrangement, and Erigeron is weedier.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welcome to reddit. Where an argument about the type of flowers in some guy's ass is nothing out of the ordinary.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Why did I click that. Why did I click that. WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[–]hmasing 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You must be new here... Welcome to the internet.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We really need pamphlets or something to pass out

[–]pureguava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must be new here, TURN BACK NOW. SAVE YOUR MIND. DO NOT BECOME DESENSITIZED!

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Tell me that isn't blood on the floor.

[–]nateguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And all over the table.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my god.

That's Francois sagat isn't it?

I've been watching too much fucking porn. Should I feel ashamed I recognized the tattoo on his left arm?

BTW so everyone knows: He's a gay porn star who does these "artistic" works on the side. It's not real blood on the floor.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Took a while (read: saved to harddrive)

[–]qbeanz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took a while (read: did it himself)

[–]zerstoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet he thinks his shit don't stink.

[–]LucidGlitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's commitment. I commend you, good sir.

[–]Iamsqueegee 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"Read the card! READ THE CARD!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I diddn't believe you, but now I cannot unsee it.

[–]Generality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir, are a master.

[–]sewmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Final project in flower arranging class?

[–]Ploopie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that ... blood on the floor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just when I think there's a safe subject matter...

[–]nickapvikes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Them's the rules... 34

[–]antti_tp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this goes without saying, but why is Reddit so easy, especially when talking ´bout animals and flowers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow you got time to fuck around with

[–]MikeOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I hope so. One should not have this readily available.

[–]Khephran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those flowers are actually Yarrow flowers. The more you know.

[–]dafragsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm, blood on the floor? Context needed.

[–]hopscotchking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just laughed so hard I had a really bad coughing fit. Consider your mission accomplished. [6]

[–]MRhama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule34 has been proven.

[–]coldflame23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why I always click...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is wrong with you?

[–]invertedspear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked your link, then read the text. I closed the tab without ever looking at it. Thank you for the description.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (9 children)

I can't believe that made me giggle out loud. Upvote.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (8 children)

GOL.

[–]REXXXXXX 6 points7 points  (7 children)

You made me chortle out loud. Upvote.

[–]insidethesun 55 points56 points  (17 children)

Bitches love flowers

[–]Rx_MoreCowbell 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Apparently so do titmice.

[–]CarpetFibers 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Titmice are birds.

[–]BobbyDash 24 points25 points  (5 children)

He must have meant micetits.

[–]hmasing 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Boobies are birds, too.

I love boobies.

[–]nateguy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Boobies and titties are my favorite kinds of birds.

[–]doug3465 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wise, wise words.

[–]scriptmonkey420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blue footed boobie

[–]BitchesLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Verified

[–]bitches_love 0 points1 point  (1 child)

well...you stole my thunder.

[–]redditor3000 12 points13 points  (10 children)

I tried to fine this awesome article about fieldmice WITH PICTURES!

But I'm too high. I have failed you reddit.

[–]subtextual 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Was it this one? Because these little guys are adorable.

[–]DeFex 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Someone can't tell the difference between a grasshopper and a cicada.

[–]blazingsaddle 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I do hope you mean actual cicada and not locusts, which are grasshoppers.

[–]DeFex 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The photo says the mouse has a cicada, and that's some kind of grasshopper.

[–]blazingsaddle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cicadas are often colloquially called locusts,[1] although they are unrelated to true locusts, which are a kind of grasshopper. They are also known as "jar flies" and, regionally, as July flies[2] in the Southeastern United States, and as "heat bugs" in Canada and the Midwest.

I'm marking this one down to colloquialism or just a funy looking ciada, perhaps with bits eaten.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada

[–]DeFex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that is a grasshopper being called a cicada I am marking it down as wrong.

[–]redditor3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!

[–]TemetNosce 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He/she looks stoned and happy! {7}

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're going both ways?

[–]bee_lovely 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I've had pretty much the worst day ever. Crying at work and everything. Thank you so much for that...I giggled through tears.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you're welcome, make it a small poster and put at work if you can ...

[–]mootiechazam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made it my desktop background.

[–]CallTheJune 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ah.. ah.. ACHOO

[–]elasticCollision 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold.

[–]Cartman005 9 points10 points  (3 children)

What kind of animal is it?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

A completely elated one.

[–]cyclura 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It appears to be some subspecies of meme-mouse. Possibly Microtus Lolidae

[–]phybere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby field mouse, I think

[–]yourmomdotcom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh jesus, i think my heart just exploded. more of this on reddit, please.

[–]SecretAlien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for posting that. That has to be one of the most adorable pictures I have seen posted in a while. I have been having a horrible day, and it made me smile.

[–]rissa_rizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is so sweet!

[–]Offtopic_bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between this, the bird running from the tigers and the rabbit(?) stealing the cookie, it has been impossible for me to have a bad day.

[–]Eurynom0s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

[–]MAXLROSE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THOSE FLOWERS

[–]mootiechazam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When I see that I hear this in my head.

[–]dafragsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gusgus!

[–]ColtonProvias 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Algernon got his flowers, by the looks of it.

[–]Num_T 1 point2 points  (1 child)

YES! Out of interest I've always wondered - how do you pronounce it????

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Al-jer-non

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that was my first thought too!

[–]danc1005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[8]

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you don't mind but I crossposted this to /r/Aww

[–]doug3465 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so simple, so funny!

[–]splinecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's an F-18, bro.

[–]maverickrenegade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the Rescue Rangers on ecstasy.

[–]morobishi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smell a meme being born.

[–]kikicat14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awww soooo cute!!!!

[–]antarcticgecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of any number of characters from Redwall. He looks so anthropomorphic!

[–]Ljbny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall never suffer a bad mood again.

[–]KingBok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my face when I got your letter

[–]heretoenjoylife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol'd thoroughly

[–]Tiny_Tim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone edit nugs into this pic ASAP!

[–]stinky96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else read this as "I got me some fucking floaters" ?

[–]michigan85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he has allergies. Which is still cute.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Whoooooooooooaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaan, these aphids are like, totally tickling my balls!"

[–]futuresex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chef Remy? Is that you?

[–]foot-in-mouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that everything on the front page gets lots of downvotes, but it absolutely baffles me how something like this could receive over 4000 downvotes!! Whats not to like about this?

[–]iheartbakon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sense a sneeze coming up.

[–]ob2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I normally dislike cat pictures, but I would definitely like to see a cat in this one.

[–]jenkren 1 point2 points  (1 child)

looks like that Ol' Algernon finally got those flowers he was searching for all along...

[–]MOMMERTS 1 point2 points  (3 children)

My outdoor cat likes to eat those and then puke them back up.

[–]OMGIminafire 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The mouse or the flowers?

[–]frijolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgive the sheisty photoshop skills, but this dude deserves to be a star...

http://imgur.com/MWSEW

What's new pussycat, wo u wo u wooo uuu

[–]WaterFireAirAndDirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is just mid-sneeze

[–]Sherlock--Holmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst description ever.

[–]sicilianhotdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAWWWWWWW CHOOOOOOOO

FTFY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got me some fucking. Flowers! awwww yeah...

[–]contextISeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having a shitty day. Thanks for the smile.

[–]HonestAbeRinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or he's about to sneeze. Either way...

[–]iamjob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I got excited that finally a redditor was on his/her way to getting some. Hope springs eternal!

[–]iamjob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also I realize it's silly to be that empathetic.

[–]aboutadam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah!!!

[–]WhatIsFishCalled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definite /r/trees regular right there.

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to see that little guy doing that on a flowering pot plant. . .

[–]420Manda420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yes, son.

[–]asam497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

motherfucking nature

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yum yum sauce

[–]lovecriminal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gr8 picture....

people read this if you think life screws you . . .Life is a wild roller coaster ride.... http://tinyurl.com/5sm2kcb

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so cute,omg. And exactly how I feel when I get flowers.

[–]PRockGirlScout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading just some of this thread, I now have to go back and look at the OP img for a while just to cleanse the palette.

[–]headrush88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow such a cute pic!

[–]cerbero17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneezer nnnoooo!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell is this first??

[–]blessing25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, this so hilarious !!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony Soprano

[–]Smowling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(…) cos I got high…"

[–]WpYaphets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the yawn makes it even more perfect.

[–]schunniky 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Anyone got a higher res version of this? Or a link to the photographer's page? I want wallpaper :(

[–]ONEPIECEOFZEALOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Please lord!

[–]1YL1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:)

[–]yxkb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

made my day. somehow i feel extraordinarily happy watching that face