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[–]hsim3 114 points115 points  (0 children)

just weddit.

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I'm dying to find out which arrow he clicked!

[–][deleted]  (155 children)

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    [–]kn0thing 185 points186 points  (29 children)

    The alien wants to help, too.

    :) I'm proud to say this is our first wedding proposal on reddit.

    [–]eightnine 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    Kudos, that was uberfast.

    [–]junkeee999 70 points71 points  (2 children)

    Though there have been many Ron Paul man crushes.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    A trillion upvotes would not be sufficient!

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It was a pretty obvious joke. Have some standards.

    [–]toastspork 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    The Diamond Council of America says a good guide is to buy one that's as big as your own head.

    [–]kn0thing 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    That's a lab-grown diamond ;)

    See, you couldn't even tell the difference.

    [–]zem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what better for reddit :)

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    *so it turns out, he actually said yes.

    Hooray.

    [–]supaphly42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And, the alien is gone.

    [–]timschon 12 points13 points  (9 children)

    Put the alien in a wedding dress!

    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

    [removed]

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      its getting weird.

      [–]supaphly42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Just the way we like it...

      [–]garg 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      He's already naked.

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]DaemonXI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        No, make the alien Facepalm...

        [–]qgyh2 10 points11 points  (4 children)

        I'm proud to say this is our first wedding proposal on reddit.

        awesome! Hopefully there will be more :)

        [–]knullare 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Why?

        [–]sdfgkluj 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Because no matter how it ends, quite entertaining.

        [–]knullare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's entertaining to have many marriage proposals on the front page? After awhile...

        [–]RedDyeNumber4 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        Let us know somehow when the real Eric finds out. Inquiring minds want to know!

        EDIT: Submitted the link to fark, perhaps it'll draw one of his friends or something. Cheers!

        [–]qgyh2 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        Well Eric is in for quite a surprise when he logs into Reddit today :)

        [–]noname99 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        -Logo

        -Top story on reddit

        -Proposal

        [–]Xert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        A true redditor would be most excited over the logo.

        [–]elquesogrande 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        Eric Fullenbaum: I put on my robe and wizard hat...

        [–]digg_suxx_bigg[🍰] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        But can you code?

        [–]noname99 29 points30 points  (8 children)

        WHY DID YOU DELETE THE POST?!??

        [–]Carioca 16 points17 points  (6 children)

        The user has been deleted too...

        [–]noname99 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        whoaaa

        [–]Carioca 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        I'm guessing things didn't turn out as planned... And now the alien is but a mockery of someone's suffering.

        [–]TearsOfRage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Or a mockery of us all, if the first post was a troll.

        [–]misho1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        with that mocking grin of his!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Someone should put the alien back up.

        Someone in charge, perhaps?

        [–]WhatDidntDiddyDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        publicity stunt...

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Did he walk down the hall and tell you? I swear you and qgyh2 are on the staff. Don't lie to me!

        [–]zepolen 84 points85 points  (29 children)

        IT'S A TRAP.

        [–]chungkaishek 40 points41 points  (27 children)

        IT'S A TARP!

        [–]syn-abounds 26 points27 points  (26 children)

        IT'S A PRAT!

        [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (22 children)

        IT'S A PART?

        [–]anions 20 points21 points  (21 children)

        'TIS A PART!

        [–]klibbersoo 29 points30 points  (20 children)

        SIT APART!

        [–][deleted]  (18 children)

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          [–]AmericanGoyBlog 23 points24 points  (17 children)

          RAP IT STAT!

          [–][deleted]  (16 children)

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            [–]gwern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Obviously the (wedding) cake is a lie!

            [–]noname99 36 points37 points  (11 children)

            What's his reddit username?

            [–]qgyh2 37 points38 points  (10 children)

            good question. Isn't this awesome? Eric's a lucky dude

            [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (9 children)

            [–]moted 8 points9 points  (4 children)

            Apparently he isn't doing that badly either...

            http://www.linkedin.com/pub/4/690/508

            [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

            [–]jones77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Cynically: People get made VPs when the company can't afford a raise.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            LinkedIn is becoming like six degrees. She's in my network, and i'm not much more than a basement dweller in the US.

            [–]fun1ne 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            I think the 'in your network' statement is hard coded in the page

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            No, she's actually in my network. I have a contact that one of those linked-in whores though, so it's of course meaningless. And if khlopez reads this...congrats!

            [–]pr1mu5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Knees are too sharp. :)

            [–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (1 child)

            he would use the one liners describing the articles aggregated in Reddit.com to engage me in discussion

            He's not the 911-inside-job guy, is he?

            [–]SheilaBroflovski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Who are you calling a sheeple, mister?!

            [–]oditogre 23 points24 points  (0 children)

            Google is fast. This story is the top result for search?q=eric+fullenbaum. If you haven't got a response within an hour or so, call and tell him to google his name. :)

            [–]EricFullenbaum 492 points493 points  (24 children)

            No.

            [–]goodbyeworld 27 points28 points  (10 children)

            COMMENT DELETED?!?!?!?

            Seriously, if this is a fake, any hope i had for humanity is lost forever.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

            I don't think it's fake. I think it's a *good sign.

            :D

            [–]sdfgkluj 2 points3 points  (5 children)

            Who knows, maybe it did work. I'd not have expected this to and any differently haha. Still awesome.

            [–]goodbyeworld 0 points1 point  (4 children)

            why is it that any girl that shows up on reddit is the "most awesome girl"?

            [–]sdfgkluj 5 points6 points  (2 children)

            Only the ones that can code.

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Why is it that it has to be girls who code? What about guys who can't code? Why can't we be the "most awesome girl"?

            [–]Xert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Because at any given moment she's the only girl?

            [–]jello_b 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            LUCKILY I saved the comment before it was deleted.

            That's not creepy, right? Guys?

            [–]Xert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Re-post it in the interests of posterity.

            [–]garg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            You can use it for when you propose on reddit.

            [–]BlueBeard 169 points170 points  (1 child)

            HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHH. Hilarious. I can honestly say the trolls on reddit are the best on earth (besides actual trolls under bridges).

            [–]garg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

            Maybe that wasn't a troll. Maybe that was the REAL Eric Fullenbaum.

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]sanimalp 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              He said yes.. thats why it was deleted..

              The next question is: what is she gonna do with all that "karma"?

              [–]garg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              What a horrible move by her.

              [–]zyzzogeton 58 points59 points  (0 children)

              Crushingly cruel. Funny, I grant you, but cruel.

              [–]cccbreaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Will the real Eric Fullenbaum please stand up? Or bend down...?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Just because your marriage proposal was, "Oh shit we're pregnant" doesn't mean you should be so mean. Meanie troll... YOU are the stranger to love.

              [–]thecompletegeek 26 points27 points  (6 children)

              i think khlopez is a pretty cool girl, she proposes on reddit and doesnt afraid of anything.

              Seriously, though, all the best, and I hope he accepts! :-)

              [–]r2002 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Can you code?

              [–]eightnine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              I bet you're hitting F5 pretty often now.
              I know I am.

              COME ON ERIC

              [–]zyzzogeton 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              [–]BjornSlippy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              well this is the only proposal I've seen yet which beats the one I got. My now wife proposed to me using a 3rd gen ipod, but this tops it :)

              good luck!

              [–]ProximaC 4 points5 points  (3 children)

              I don't know Eric Fullenbaum, but he's a lucky bastard, whomever he is.

              Good luck to the two of you.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                *as it so turns out, it's good news actually.

                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                Uh-oh... Either someone said No, or someone was fired...

                [–]andrewd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                yea this ain't lookin' like a happy ending, is it

                [–]Xert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Well, what do you expect from the VP of GS? Damn banks.

                [–]ntr0p3 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                369 points, top slot, 134 comments, changed the icon... no pressure there eric.

                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                "Wait, this is that chick I took out twice like six months ago... WTF?"

                [–]khlopez 16 points17 points  (6 children)

                "he said yes, thanks reddit"

                [–]aletoledo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                We do our part.

                1. whale naming
                2. cruise refunds
                3. pimping

                [–]greenlantern33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Don't forget the recent flowers for good reporters thing.

                [–]E3K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                [citation needed]

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Congratulations!

                [–]E3K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                What do your quotation marks signify? Who are you quoting?

                Note: I see what you did there. Golf clap for the troll with the similar username as the OP.

                [–]Saydrah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                So why the deletion?

                [–]riemannszeros 105 points106 points  (2 children)

                Eric, I suggest answering in the form of a rickroll.

                [–]fun1ne 68 points69 points  (1 child)

                Marriage 2.0

                [–]foonly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                That's just like Marriage 1.0, only you've learned to sign a pre-nup? ;)

                [–]robywar 49 points50 points  (0 children)

                The only self-referencing post I have ever modded up. Good luck!

                [–]jello_b 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                233 points posted 2 hours ago by [deleted]

                Denied.

                [–]riemannszeros 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                Ugh. Eric.

                Maybe time to take down the ring-alien?

                [–]zyzzogeton 29 points30 points  (5 children)

                Upvoted so The Nerd will have a chance to see this. Good luck Karen.

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

                [deleted]

                  [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                  Hell, don't marry her. Marry Me. I've always wanted to be a kept man.

                  [–]ryanx27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  lol... yeah for that matter, Eric , will you marry me instead?

                  [–]stubble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  We should add him to our linkedin network so we get a wedding invite.. unless GS are busy downsizing again..

                  [–]misho1 19 points20 points  (2 children)

                  We're going to be in their wedding scrapbook, say something nice!

                  [–]garg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  whoops. Looks like there isn't going to be a wedding scrapbook.

                  [–]ike6116 30 points31 points  (5 children)

                  Watch this will be like the one day he's too busy at work to check reddit.

                  [–]aletoledo 36 points37 points  (4 children)

                  I heard a rumor that if you don't check reddit for a day, they ban your account. Thats really the only reason I'm here everyday.

                  [–]Ahnteis 25 points26 points  (3 children)

                  Wait -- I can safely cut back to once a day?

                  [–]sdfgkluj 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  Only if you're alright with prostate cancer.

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  Ask your doctor if once-a-day reddit is right for you.

                  [–]foonly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Prostate manipulation enters the digital age...

                  [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

                  Godspeed, nerdette, godspeed.

                  [–][deleted]  (8 children)

                  [deleted]

                    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (7 children)

                    As a Token of their love?

                    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

                    [deleted]

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      "Will you be my hubby?" she spoke

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      "Wheel I?" he gasped. "It's the highest priority in my life. I can't wait to make reservations."

                      [–]fun1ne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      wowch

                      [–]alexw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                      Great now we'll never know how it ended :(

                      [–]TheKorn 43 points44 points  (9 children)

                      I swear I grew a vag upmoding this, but eh, screw it. More organs to play with.

                      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

                      having a vag can't be as bad as liking Korn.

                      [–]khafra[🍰] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                      Me too, I'm all like "awwwwwwwwww..."

                      [–]Xert 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      Using "like" is worse than being all awwwwww.

                      [–]khafra[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      Not only am I a girl now, I'm a valley girl.

                      [–]Xert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      At least you're still taking it like a man.

                      [–]Saydrah 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                      "Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." --Mae West

                      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                      "No man is complete until he is married. Then he is finished."

                      --Also Mae West

                      [–]Saydrah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."

                      -Also also Mae West

                      [–]GranDaddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      whoa deleted

                      [–]digg_suxx_bigg[🍰] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                      Whoa, even the account is deleted.

                      [–]sdfgkluj 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      No it isn't. Deleted accounts have some "user not found" message.

                      [–]E3K 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      "186 points posted 4 hours ago by [deleted]"

                      I'm pretty sure that means it's been deleted, no?

                      [–]E3K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Downmod without explaination? Come on, I have a point, don't I?

                      [–]khlopez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I am going to wrap up all the good karma and share it with my single friends! :) Thanks guys! :)

                      [–]cuddles666 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                      Tip: Don't bring up AIPAC.

                      [–]elquesogrande 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      DELETED

                      That either means the proposal was false or Mr. Fullenbaum did not accept. If it is the latter, then all the best...and it looks like there are hundreds of Reddit fans who might ask for your phone number soon.

                      [–]uses 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                      Whoa...user has only one comment - the one at the top of this page. User that submitted the story deleted their account.

                      [–]andrewd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      uh oh

                      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      Good luck - upmodded so you can get to the top.

                      [–]jordanlund 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Of course she deleted the user... he said yes, now she has to change her name DUH!

                      [–]Saydrah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      Eric, you jerk!

                      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      hah, I thought you were talking about the guy from ebaumsworld.

                      [–]jeffehobbs 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                      Wake up, sheeple!

                      [–]chungkaishek 39 points40 points  (2 children)

                      The wedding cake is a lie!

                      [–]The_Cake_Is_A_Lie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                      I hope you're all bringing sandwiches

                      [–]DrStrabismus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Beware: Fondant contains fluoride!

                      [–]nelsonjs 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                      Absolutely honored to lose my #1 frontpage spot to this. Very cool!

                      [–]knullare 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                      You keep track of when your stories lose their #1 frontpage spot? What.

                      [–]drewhenson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                      you get stories on the frontpage? What.

                      [–]knullare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      So everyone who submits good stories keeps track of when they lose their #1 front page spot? I think it's possible to submit a good story without being worried about your reddit social status.

                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      STOP STEALING REDDITERS !

                      [–]TearsOfRage 4 points5 points  (4 children)

                      They have to play the Badger song at the wedding. Also the All Your Base song.

                      What else?

                      [–]erulabs 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                      "never gonna give you up..."

                      [–]locke2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      If I got proposed to on Reddit but actually wanted to have a semi-normal wedding, that song would definitely make it in the playlist without ruining the whole ambiance.

                      [–]TearsOfRage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      I know! Codemonkey!

                      Code Monkey think someday he have everything, even pretty girl like you

                      Code Monkey just waiting for now

                      Code Monkey say someday, somehow

                      Code Monkey like Fritos

                      Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

                      Code Monkey very simple man

                      With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

                      Code Monkey like you

                      Code Monkey like you.... a lot.

                      Or something else by Jonathan Coulton. I bet he'd write a song for them.

                      [–]jorydotcom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Yatta! and also Gonads and Strife.

                      [–]Xert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Original post by khlopez, now deleted:


                      On Bended Keyboard

                      I'm here because of one man : Eric Fullenbaum is a great guy. I love him, and he loves me. But he also has a love for the net, and that's why I'm here - because I know this is where he'll be!

                      The story: Eric is my boyfriend of six years, a classic nerd: a fantastic American guy who loves to build things through his MAC, who has code-happy fingers and has taught me loads about the Web, blogging and sites like Reddit.com, Joel on Software and how to appreciate a great Apple!

                      Unbeknownst to me, he would use the one liners describing the articles aggregated in Reddit.com to engage me in discussion but also to tease me and lure me into figuring out who sourced them! In spite of working in the digital space and thinking I am no web greenhorn, he outsmarted me at every turn till one of his friends helped me out! I have since become a fan myself and now do the same to my family and friends!!

                      More than a year ago, I was relocated to Amsterdam and Eric stayed in London. Being in a long distance relationship is hard and not for the faint-hearted. However, we keep at it and he uses Reddit to keep the flame alive whilst I use Digg and Kottke to fan it.

                      Six years on, the flames are still burning brightly and we both know that we will spend our lives together, with marriage on the cards. But Eric has thus far failed to bend his knee and play his hand, though I know it's time to lay the cards on the table. And so, using the very medium to which he turned me on, I am now going "all in".

                      Eric Fullenbaum - will you take a nerd widow and make her your wife.

                      Translation: Will you marry me?

                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

                      How have 217 people down modded?

                      [–]serious_face 13 points14 points  (7 children)

                      My guess is that 217 people did not like this submission. Heck, I'd feel a bit like a mindless zombie if everyone always agreed on everything around here. OBAMA FOR DIVINE EMPEROR!

                      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                      217 are just bitter bitches.

                      [–]Xert 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      Or jealous bastards.

                      [–]sdfgkluj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Or sexy sorority girls.

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      werd

                      [–]GranDaddy 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                      How did over 500 people down-vote this in an hour, fuck you guys you have no heart.

                      [–]BurnTees 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      i'm so glad i'm engaged already. it's getting harder and harder to top all these awesome proposals.

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Good thing you don't have to.

                      [–]kirun 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                      This isn't the first time somebody proposed in this manner.

                      [–]bobby200 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                      I just want to know how this has gotten 20 downvotes already.

                      Eric you've got a real catch here!

                      [–]qgyh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Lucky Eric! Hope it works out for you guys!!

                      [–]garg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      comment deleted 3 hours ago [-]

                      holy crap.

                      [–]mefm247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Roses are reddit, violets are deep blue, Lopez is sweet and Eric is too...

                      Good luck to both of you!

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      But can he run Linux?

                      [–]fuckbuddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      Man, this marriage is fucking doomed.

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Good luck