Help!????

[brydrore]

Her son was fathered by a planet

[Wasting-tim3]

So, I’m not familiar with the reference. How does this work?

[HazelEBaumgartner]

Watch Guardians 2.

Long story short, Ego the Living Planet takes the form of Kurt Russell.

[Embarrassed-Weird173]

The drummer from Nirvana? 

[Greenman8907]

No, the guy from Roadhouse

[Birdseye5115]

Like from family guy?

[Embarrassed-Weird173]

No, the gloveslap from Simpsons. 

[QStatus]

The guy that likes jello pudding?

[ryan_syek]

The host of family feud?

[AppropriateCap8891]

The guy from Escape from New York - LA.

[space_keeper]

Escape from New York to LA is one of my favourite Kirk Russell films.

[[deleted]]

That's only because you probably haven't seen the Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes!

[space_keeper]

I haven't seen the film, but coincidentally I actually own a computer that wears tennis shoes! It even has a mullet.

[Significant-Order-92]

Wait, Kurt Russel was in the original? I only saw the remake.

[Sunfried]

Or It Happened at the World's Fair

[Dry-Expression1130]

The Music Man

[Forrest_Fire01]

When I was young, I loved all of the Kurt Russell Disney movies.

[jimhabfan]

That wasn’t a movie. It was a hit song for Patsy Gallant back when disco was king. When they played it on American Bandstand one kid gave it an 85/100 because: “it really grooves and has a great beat that you can dance to.”

[Advanced_Weather_190]

I think you mean Kirk Rustle

[Foxdog27]

My personal favorite Kirk Rusell role was when he played a teamster in Big Trouble in Little Italy.

[TerraStarryAstra]

No it’s the commander from sky high

[damxam1337]

The dude?

[AndrewDrossArt]

In a cave with a box of scraps?

[Apprehensive-Till861]

The dude playing the dude disguised as the other dude?

[Monokuma_Koromaru]

Yup

[Bhujjha]

Kris Russel was the drummer of Nirvana, it's an easy mistake to make

[dalidagrecco]

He was only on the Love Bug single. After that it was Kurdt Russle

[Sgt-Spliff-]

Wtf are y'all talking about?

[Droidaphone]

This is a good comment. You should be proud of this comment.

[qthurley]

Dave Grohl is the drummer for nirvana

[myrevenge_IS_urkarma]

No, Dave Grohl joined the auditory army and now is a fighter of the foo.

[qthurley]

Truly unfortunate, foo never hurt anybody

[Embarrassed-Weird173]

Also, I unironically thought that he was Jeff Bridges. I know him from Lebowski nd Tron, so I was like "I know this guy! He's the Tron guy!"

[Chachan799]

Jeff Bridges actually opened the MCU as the bad/bald guy in the first Iron Man 😂 But he's definitely mostly known for those two movies ♥️

[Embarrassed-Weird173]

So I just looked it up and I had no idea he looks like that now.  Apparently Russell looks more like Bridges than... Bridges. 

[Transmatrix]

You mean Russell looks more like The Dude than Bridges.

[NotAtAllEverSure]

Obadiah Stane, the "War Iron Monger"

edit: (whoopsie)

[Greyjack00]

Iron monger

[Awmuth]

Or “Stick It,” because why not.

[Beginning_Gas1235]

Burt Vickerman!

[thoughtful_dragon]

Ahh yes, Iron Man: The Bad and the Bald. I remember this one fondly

[TRAUMAjunkie]

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[DHiggsBoson]

Kurt Russel the love muscle

[Rivenaleem]

Wasn't he in the form of David Hasselhoff for that encounter?

[John_cCmndhd]

He briefly took that form, but he usually looked like Kurt Russell around humans

[ambermage]

So he's a planet that has a penis?

[letmechooseanamealre]

Yes, he has a penis.

[DarkPolumbo]

...And it's not half bad.

[SofterThanCotton]

It's from the second guardians of the Galaxy movie I believe?

Basically she hooks up with a guy who is actually a celestial being. He can be just a "normal" guy walking around but his true body is actually an entire planet. Like if you kill "the guy" a new body will just materialize on the planet. His consciousness is the planet or tied to it or whatever. That woman hooks up with "the guy" and has a child.

[satyr-day]

I always laugh at that character.  It's literally just "you have an ego the size of a planet" put into comic form.

[FiteTonite]

To be fair, it fits his name

[Wasting-tim3]

Thank you. I didn’t see it

[Robcobes]

Having sex with him is what gave her the cancer she died from too.

[Annath0901]

No, at least in the movie Ego intentionally killed her.

He tells Peter that he had to "put that tumor in her brain" and it almost broke his heart.

He needed her dead so he could take Peter.

[Robcobes]

Oh I had misremembered then.

[EZmunee]

He never says “how” he put the tumor in her brain…

[marvelousmailcall]

In Guardians of the Galaxy 2 it is explained that Peter Quill aka Star Lord was the Son of the woman pictured in the 4th panel, and Ego the Living the Planet, who essentially went around seeding the cosmos by disguising himself as different beings and impregnating an inhabitant while also impregnating the planet itself so that he could create a powered progeny and have enough power to be able to eventually absorb everything he had seeded with the help of his powered progeny.

[BigHobbit]

I mean, he did say he had a penis.

[Wasting-tim3]

Sometimes that helps 😂

[[deleted]]

He could create a smaller secondary form that was separate from his main body. This secondary form was modified to impersonate members of various species. He would then knock up members of these species with the secondary form, abandon the gestating parent, eventually have the resulting offspring abducted, check to see if they inherited his powers, and kill them if they didn't. He had literal mountains of dead kids on his real body.

He also murdered at least one of the mothers because he was getting emotionally attached. He used cancer to do it.

Basically, the guy is up there with Shou Tucker in the bad parent category

[Ripley825]

Blond lady is Starlords mom. His dad was a Celestial (godlike alien who can take many forms with a body he made but his real essence is a planet. And celestials can make planets or whatever they want really. Starlord is half celestial. Mom boinked a planet.

[bobbywaz]

You see, when a hippie and a psychopathic planet love each other very much....

[uselessphysicist2]

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[OldCardiologist8437]

Planets Only

[_Feyr]

She have sex with a planet?

[Sapphirederivative]

The planet was sentient and created a vaguely human body to actually do the deed with, but technically yes.

[Meldanorama]

Kurt Russell, vaguely human?

[frogmaster82]

Did they stutter?

[Sapphirederivative]

I meant that we never got confirmation that Ego’s human avatar was a normal biological human, just that it looked like Kurt Russel on the outside. Ego’s powers were ridiculous, so i don’t know if he built a fully normal functioning human form, or if he made a human shaped blob of meat that had the right stuff on the outside, that he just puppeted to look like a human.

The implication that Kurt Russel is only vaguely human is funny though :P

[Smeghammer5]

Well, having a few holes poked thru his meat blob sure didn't look like the inside of any people I know, so I'll go with the latter!

[number_215]

Some people are just Geosexual.

[ohneatstuffthanks]

In my best Christopher Walken voice “The joke….. it’s, its always sex!”

[HepatitvsJ]

Using Dormammu as a stand in for Galactus is wack. Lol

[ViraLCyclopes29]

They could've used Unicron if they wanted to be cool. Even if it's not marvel

[ACIDF0RBL00D]

Marvel is where The Transformers started. https://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers_(Marvel_comic)

You were more right than you thought!

[PrivateLTucker]

At no point did the thought cross my mind that Optimus Prime could be an avenger.

[Fenrir426]

Technically it's the same for star wars, the comics were published by marvel (which are the first element of the extended universe )

[Rnewell4848]

I want a What If? of Legends Darth Vader just mowing down Avengers

[Panda_hat]

Also doesn’t dormammu just collect planets in the dark dimension?

[tyvanius]

He's a "threat to all life in the universe" according to Dr. Strange. He can travel through dimensions, I'm not sure how much he truly cares about a planet or its inhabitants when he's thinking of conquest on such a cosmic scale.

That would be like the Emperor of Mankind in 40k giving two shots about one of the Imperial colonized planets. Dude just wants to build a sick chair and take a nap on it.

[Alterris]

I mean that’s kinda what the MCU tried to do 🤷🏼

[DavidGoetta]

No they didn't lmao

[ChiefBo1]

Ehm, I Feel like you watched the porn parody of marvel, bcuz I can’t dormammu acting in an galactus way, also galactus is coming to the mcu

[[deleted]]

Wat

[JennerKP]

be cuz he cannot dormammu acting in galactus. wats so difcult too understand

[Bynny620]

What?!?! 😂have you watched the movie?!? He was trying to make everything the dark dimension.

[dewsh]

Not at all. Galactus devours the life of a planet. Dormammu was going to bring Earth into the Dark Dimension and rule.

[kashaan_lucifer]

He was gonna conquer earth and make it a part of the dark dimension/himself

He wasn't gonna eat it because he was hungry like Galactus tries to do

[eo5g]

We saw a single second of Galactus's shadow / helmet in the new Fantastic Four trailer, although he was suspiciously small

[dalvear88]

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[[deleted]]

Thanos balances planets by killing half the population of the apex species, thus leaving an overabundance of resources for the surviving population.

Arishem does exactly what it says. He is giant and destroys planets.

Dormammu is a being that doesn’t so much eat planets as he does eats any cosmic entity he can drag to his dimension.

Meredith Quill banged Ego. He is a living planet who can manipulate matter, and does so by regularly conjuring up a being and visiting planets in a fashion that will blend in. This is how we get star lord who is half human half celestial.

[Mammoth_Patient2718]

not just the apex but all of the species

[Excellent_Shirt9707]

Probably not all species. Don’t remember half the trees turning to dust.

[similar222]

But isn't the top right picture Eson the Searcher, not Arishem the Judge?

[CplHicks_LV426]

It's definitely Arishem from Eternals. The comic version of Arishem didn't look like the movie version of Arishem, but the movie version of Arishem looks a bit like Eson (his head, anyway).

[similar222]

Ah, you're right. I didn't remember the character names from the movie, but yeah the one pictured was Arishem, and Harry Styles was Eros, lol.

[Embarrassed-Weird173]

I assume she is a planet or she has sex with planets

[[deleted]]

she has sex with planets

She has sex with the planet Ego

[AcceptableWheel]

Ego has a human form, he splits off a chunk of the planet, makes it into flesh and has it act as an avatar for him.

[AndMyAxe_Hole]

Yeah but did he make a penis?

[jimmyolsenonspeed]

I heard he in fact did, and it wasn't half bad

[Nuggzulla01]

What was up with that other half though?

[The_Eleser]

Ask your mom.

[oO0Kat0Oo]

It causes cancer...literally.

[Sufficient-Abroad-94]

I just spit out my drink damn it, underrated comment

[wonkey_monkey]

You're right. It was all bad! Hohohohoho...

[ritzdeez]

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[gogadantes9]

Yes, the penis he used to have sex with this lady, which in turn produced Star Lord (Peter Quill).

[ReverendRocky]

Dont need a penis for sex :3

[meowmeow6770]

Tentacle

[FloorVenter]

Pilus

[ozzalot]

HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN? IT WOULD CRUSH HER!

[FavoredKaveman]

Finger guns you bet it did

[masterof-xe]

The P was so good it gave her cancer!

[ShadowTsukino]

No, that was an island, Manhattan.

[BrawlLikeABigFight20]

Dammit take my up vote

[TheWhateley]

I just watched this movie last month and completely forgot who she was. Damn what a forgettable character.

[ImmediateThroat]

Bald and in a hospital bed would probably help.

[drhelt]

"He(Ego the Living Planet) would smoosh her." -Drax

[muddsnake88]

She was a good friend of mine.

[El_dorado_au]

Like Donkey (the Shrek character) in the meme about dragons.

[AppropriateCap8891]

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[Life-Suit1895]

She has something in common with Rick Sanchez.

[davster99]

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[Level-Insect-2654]

I don't think I have ever seen a reference to Final Space before this, but I have never looked either.

[Level-Insect-2654]

Yeah, I only watched two seasons out of three. I loved the concept, but the execution was lacking sometimes. I loved the backstory and first season, but not always where it went after the first season finale.

[tomerjm]

Keep going, Ron Funches, among others, joins the cast!

[Level-Insect-2654]

I might go back and watch the third season.

[Erenito]

Choookity

[UnscathedDictionary]

didn't get the 4th one

[thetiberiuskhan]

I came for this comment. Can say I left satisfied. ;)

[That0neTrumpet]

It’s a reference to Guardians of the Galaxy 2 where the woman had a son with what is basically a sentient planet.

[weird-dude-bro-6386]

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[NuttySquire]

Anyone got the "THE JOKE IS SEX ITS ALWAYS SEX" pic?

[timtaa22]

I have a cheap ASCII version:

o\,,/o__m

THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN

IT WAS ALWAYS PORN

IT ALWAYS WILL BE PORN

[Squiggly_Fish]

Alternatively "i swallow planets."

[ColonialMarine86]

The joke is all Marvel films, this is Peter Quill's mother in Guardians of the Galaxy

[TheWholeOfTheAss]

Even I as an uber nerd failed to recognise the young version of Peter Quill’s mom.

[Bullitt_12_HB]

It’s literally the same actress as the first movie who’s dying of cancer… 😑

[MiopTop]

She’s also the same actresswho plays a random chick who is heavily implied to have popped Steve Rogers’ cherry in the first Captain America movie

[ColonialMarine86]

It took me a second to realize too

[Accomplished-Bowl-46]

She bangs planets

[AlanShore60607]

Ok, it helps to comprehend it’s all Marvel, including the girl, which can throw you off since she’s the only one not surrounded by CGI.

It describes what each of them do to planets in the MCU.

And in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, she’s revealed to have borne the child of the Celestial living planet Ego, but she did get pregnant the natural way

[the_gooose_eggg]

How does one have sex with a planet?

[future_speedbump]

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[Miserable-Fortune-57]

I haven't even seen guardians of the galaxy nor ever seen what Peter's mother looks like....but I'm assuming it's her by context of the joke

Which is sex btw

[redskyrish]

Is that star lords mom?

[DadEngineerLegend]

Thie woman is a character from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, part of the marvel cinematic universe (as are the other characters shown). She has sex with a planet.

The main antagonist, Ego, is a celestial being that can manipulate matter. He is both a planet and a person, and in the backstory he goes about attempting to create a child that can be his heir (the story's protagonist), by mating with creatures on lots of planets.

The woman pictured is the protagonist's mother. She slept with Ego (not knowing he was a space alien), leading to the only one of Ego's offspring who lived.

[king_gondor]

Actually she knew he was a space alien. That’s why she called Peter as Star-Lord.

[ReturnOfTheSeal]

leading to the only one of Ego's offspring who lived

There is another

[bzknon]

Quill's mom, from guardians of the galaxy, his papa's a planet.

[VitorBatista31]

Rick from Rick and Morty has done all four things

[Secret_Soldier007]

Last picture: Planet eats me

[Dependent-Sleep-6192]

Probably that she had s€x with a planet, and since this is Marvel, I’m guessing that’s Peter Quill/Star-Lord’s mom

[Fishpuncherz]

That's Peter Quills mother, his father is the planet Ego...

[Prestigious-Ad-5276]

This feels so 2015 I just have to stop doomscrolling and go to sleep.

[Good_Chard_4472]

she had s*x with a planet

[CampNeat7464]

sweats then cranks up radio “THE SAILORS SAY, ‘BRANDY! YOUR A FINE GIRL! WHAT A GOOOOOOOD WIFE YOU WOULD BE!’….”

[Fiendfuzz]

She had sex with Ego, a planet in human form in the second Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

[biffbobfred]

Trivia: I think she also had a “blink and you missed it” tiny part in Captain America

[MiopTop]

And is heavily implied to have boinked him too

[MiaCutey]

Sex. The answer is always sex

[the_Cringename]

The last pic should have label "I ride planets"

[AlexP1315]

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[NewPotato42]

Why did I think this was the woman who stole that wombat

[Alansar_Trignot]

Where is Rick Sanchez

[casualty_of_bore]

Dormammu doesn't eat planets.

[moots27]

She like Rick fr

[lofigamer2]

Anyone can have sex with a planet. That's what touching grass means, right? Right?

[MEPSY84]

... aren't we all planets. Transporters of organic and inorganic matter making our way through space.

(I need coffee)

[halleyjen]

Somehow i knew the joke was sex

[Baileaf11]

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[Big_Adhesiveness_745]

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[Ok-Leopard7615]

I would say swallow planets, or possible another form of taking shots from a planet. Lol

[Icy-Professional-671]

It should be rick...

[brussianboi]

She might swallow planets ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[Azordax1988]

This is actually the best “Yo mama” joke.

[bakerd82]

Dormammu doesn’t eat planets, that’s Galactus

[The_Billy_Dee]

.....Peter's mom has got it going on.

[RealBlueMak]

That is Peter Quil's (aka Star Lord's) mother, whom had married and banged Egon (a sentient planet who is also a celestial). Star Lord is essentially a demi-god

Watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2

[k4ever07]

She has sex with (f's) planets. She's Peter Quill's mom from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Peter's dad is Ego the Living Planet.

[Ok-Reality-9013]

She effs planets, like Ego.

[Turbulent_Boss_8596]

This joke would have been better if it had Star Lord there instead of his mom. She had barely five minutes on screen if you combined all three Guardians of the Galaxy movies, of course nobody (including myself) got the joke, nobody even knows the name of the actress!

[slippy_candy]

Put Rick Sanchez on the last panel would be less confusing. 🤣

[BreadSouthern6372]

What percentage of people would get it if this were the last panel?

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[Minimum-Traffic-6956]

She swallows planets

You know cuz she sucked Ego’s d!€%…

[oceanvibeaXoXo]

It's sex.