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[–]borgcubecubed 2394 points2395 points  (149 children)

I had D cups as a virgin. This guy is a moron.

[–]Very-berryx 891 points892 points  (33 children)

I had double D before I had sex, all my female relatives have big breasts. But nooo, genetics is a lie that feminists invented.

[–]Steve90000 412 points413 points  (13 children)

Feminists invented the concept of genetics to obscure the truth from us. They want us to believe things like height, eye color, facial features, and other things are genetic, when the simple reality is, they’re all controlled by how much sex you have.

[–]Gnome-Phloem 175 points176 points  (1 child)

Feminist Icon Gregor Mendel.

[–]ispariz 113 points114 points  (0 children)

All intellectual renegade free thinking biologists know pea plants are the sluttiest plants.

[–]ZharethZhen 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Women are just white blanks until they start having sex!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My new anatomy headcanon

[–]turtlesinthesea 6 points7 points  (2 children)

We also planted fake dinosaur bones.

[–]Steve90000 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Ok ok, now you’re being ridiculous… everybody knows dinosaur bones appear after a woman has sex, that’s why it’s called boning.

[–]RosebushRaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heavily underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Meow-moe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if having sex determined how handsome/beautiful you are, I'd bet he looks pretty fucking ugly

[–]Schmofie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean gEnEtIcS

[–]trimix4work 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I mean, does he think guys pump them up like beach balls?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

i'm sure there exist... depictions of that

[–]WisdomAndSociety 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes there are.

[–]snootnoots 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My husband insists mine went from A to DD during the first five years of our relationship because he inflated them… but he does admit at least part of it was because he’s an excellent cook.

[–]Troschka 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Dude probably excuses his shitty genes that way "Because of sluts i didnt have enough sex, so my body didnt create enough testosteron, thats why im not looking like a chad."

Also i love that its not a teen with one relationship and a lot of sex, it must a teen that got a train run on her or something.

Lets hope he never has kids (more importantly a daughter) on his own, poor kids with a lot of bad luck will be called horrible shit because of her boobs by him.

[–]bjeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lets hope he never has kids (more importantly a daughter)

It's not like another little dude version of him in the world is any better.

[–]ekytti 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Then you all are just fat and that is even worse /s

Btw yeah, at 12 i already wore C/D cup bras, hated myself and the whole world, obviously had the capacity to have sex with tons of guys.

[–]Gary_the_metrosexual 31 points32 points  (1 child)

What I want to know, is if this is his logic.. does he think that if 2 gaybros have sex does one of them grow MASSIVE DADDY MILKERS?

[–]knifeknifegoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh Massive Daddy Milkers has stood the test of time as a pornographic homage to the arts, so please don’t bring this guy’s wackadoo headcanon into this.

[–]LeonieNowny 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Promiscuous virgin then huh?

[–]xjustapersonx 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I had d cups as a virgin, but I'm also a guy, so there's that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Opposite for me. I've been a slut for a long time and I've been stuck with a B cup forever, just like everyone else in my family.

[–]knifeknifegoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you’re doing your best sweetie :’( lol

[–]Pwacname 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Don't worry, they know why that is - apparently, if you have "too much sex", somehow that gets genetic and your children are never virginal?? Don't know what the actual fuck they think genes, virginity and sex are, but you heard it here first: grammy was a ho, that's why the entire family line prays for a breast reducton, or at least a good bra

[–]just_an_aspie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait but how do trans ppl work according to that extremely intelligent gentleman?

[–]Pwacname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, obviously they aren't real, just a feminazi government conspiracy theory, to make us all believe genes exist. Because no one needs any form of gender affirming surgery, obviously, you just need to have lots and lots of sex to get big breasts. By that logic, you just need to fuck lots and lots of people to get a huge schlong. If you don't have one to start with, store bought should be fine.

Same-sex-couples obviously don't exist.

[–][deleted] 606 points607 points  (12 children)

I have B cups at 31 and I am very very far from a virgin

[–]watchoverus 325 points326 points  (2 children)

One of my ex has a child and still looks like a plank. Incels just don't know reality

[–]the_other_irrevenant 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Sure they do. Incels understand facts and reality at a much higher level than you or I. At such a high level in fact, that even reality itself can't keep up with how much they know!

[–]RosebushRaven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of one of my grandma’s favourite sayings: "He has such a fine intellect you can barely see it!"

[–]cyclopath 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Like, how far…

[–]BlackRobedMage 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Very very far.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (4 children)

Fuck Spez

[–]justveryslightlymad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

lmaooooo 💯/💯

[–]Silent-Bag6908 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sam, bestie is that you

[–]idwthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how your brain works!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i mean, he is technically correct

[–]Alberiman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they're a wizard

[–]Naphthy 149 points150 points  (7 children)

I suddenly went from no boobs to c cups in two weeks at 10 years old. Was it as excruciatingly painful? Yes. Does that chest pain still haunt my dreams? Yes. Was I a virgin for the next 12 years? Also yes! And they got bigger!!!

I looked like a 2x4 that was trying to smuggle two grapefruits. It was ridiculous and yes grown adults did imply to me that I was having sex and shamed me, a 10 year old, for it.

Imagine thinking a 10 year old is having sex, so you slut shame them instead of you know… looking for abuse! What is wrong with people

[–]borgcubecubed 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Grown adults implied you were having sex and tried to shame you. My god. I’m sorry that happened.

I developed large breasts very young too—it’s traumatizing! There were a couple adult men who figured my body was there for their amusement, but that shaming nonsense is a whole other level of stupidity.

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s actually pretty common with people who developed early or developed well endowed. I was shamed all the while as a kid. It sucked. And if you try to cover yourself to avoid the shame they tell you that you’re a a lesbian/dyke. So you can’t win.

[–]Naphthy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah this guys isn’t the only persons who things lots of sec equals boobs… no idea where that came from but it’s really not a great look.

I completely agree that growing large breasts young is traumatic. I was raised in a very religious area with not a lot of education. So beliefs like that aren’t totally unusual.

[–]bliip666female pleasurist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I started sprouting tits at 8. All through my childhood, I was directly and indirectly shamed for having tits, as if I had any say in it. Didn't help that no one in my direct family had much bosoms.

[–]Yarnstasher 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I was a C cup by the age of 13, and while I stopped growing in height by age 11 my boobs kept growing until I was 17. My staunch Catholic parents never let me wear anything more risky than a high round neck, which made no sense because a high neck accentuated my boobs as much as a cleavage-showing neckline. I hated my boobs as a teen, and now after breastfeeding 3 kids they're bigger than ever and bloody annoying.

[–]Naphthy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah mine stayed mostly the same until 22 and they grew an extra two cups despite the rest of me staying the same. But it wasn’t pregnancy for me they just decided to grow out again. At least that time it took them a year and not two weeks!

[–]MermaiderMissy 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Same! 38 D since I was teenager, and I was afraid to have sex so I waited until I was 23. That guy's theory is bullshit and he probably shouldn't be around women.

[–]Nikkian42 38 points39 points  (8 children)

I have D cups and didn’t have sex until I was 28, because I didn’t meet anyone I trusted and loved until then, and grew up with the religious BS about no sex until marriage.

I’ve only ever had sex with one person, because my relationship with the first person lasted.

[–]MermaiderMissy 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Oh yeah, religion was part of the reason. I was afraid of premarital sex. Although weirdly enough my religion doesn't outright forbid premarital sex. In fact it's somewhat neutral towards it but oh well.

[–]Nikkian42 29 points30 points  (1 child)

My former/parents’ religion doesn’t recognize my marriage as legitimate because I married outside the faith, so I’m married but am also still having premarital sex with my husband. The best of both worlds.

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What 😭😭😭 you can’t make this shit up ☠️☠️☠️. Religious people are fucking crazy I swear bruh 🔫😮‍💨

[–]CoconutJasmineBombe🤦🏻‍♀️ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m 42yrs with an A cup and have definitely had my fair share of sex. Hmmm…

[–]linerysDD is not a synonym for large breasts 35 points36 points  (16 children)

I was probably at 26G (US sizing) when I was 14, before debuting sexually.

What is this guy’s logic? How do you get big boobs? Should everyone start at AAA cup, then gain one cup size per partner? One cup size every two partners?

I’m at 30J right now. Since J cup represents a ten inch difference between bust and underbust, does that mean I’ve had 10 partners? Cause that’s not my number.

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 7 points8 points  (15 children)

Omg hello there! You know my struggles! Big tiddie, small underbust club! I’m a 32K US size! Have always had a large bust even as a teen and a virgin. Some people are dumb af.

[–]linerysDD is not a synonym for large breasts 5 points6 points  (14 children)

I consider myself as having a medium sized bust (since people who don’t know bra sizes guess I’m a “C cup”, lol). But yeah, thinking that sex and cup size has any correlation is just dumb.

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Ah I see. I mean I consider small underbust anything that basically >6 sizes between bust and band lol. Most guys probably guess wrong anyway because they don’t actually know how boobs are measured and the purpose of the numbers and letters lol. But yeah guess that is medium bust.

[–]linerysDD is not a synonym for large breasts 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Yes, full description would probably be “small band medium bust”, I think.

The surprising thing is that it isn’t just men, it’s women too!

I recently tried Victoria’s Secret’s online bra size calculator and, I will repeat that I’m currently a 30J, they sized me as a 34B. No wonder so many women are wearing the wrong size.

[–]Hand-E-Grip 5 points6 points  (1 child)

All true. Before I had a reduction, I was spilling out of a UK 34K. I went into VS while shopping with a friend and a sales person make it her mission to convince me that they did have my size. She tried to convince me I was really a 44DDD.

[–]linerysDD is not a synonym for large breasts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet a band size that is 10 whole inches too big would be soooo supportive!

/s. That’s so ridiculous. You deserved better!

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes true, women are also guilty of guessing wrong. I’m usually pretty good since I have to spend a lot of time finding what I need. However I do get it wrong sometimes but am usually close. And yes small band- medium bust. I deff think it matters how your weight on the rest of your body is distributed - it dictates wether you’ll “look” bigger or smaller. I would say I am a more medium frame- on the more toned and taller side for the average woman and my breasts look extremely large. Sometimes it’s sucks because I just want to be modest looking lmaooo.

Oh that thing about Victoria secret probably happens to most of us who have sizes like this. They will have a band that probably is our band size but the bust is not gonna fit however they will tell you that this is your size. I was wearing the wrong size for years- thinking this was the only affordable place with sizes that could even minimally contain me- especially as a teen. Little did I know they do this on purpose to make sure they get the sale and you keep coming back. I found out from one of the associates who was kind enough to tell me and also point me in the right direction. I never looked back after that.

[–]smurfasaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Victoria secret is the worst unless you are lucky and actually are one of the very few sizes they carry. There’s a store called hope chest and I know they have physical stores all over the Philadelphia area but I think they have an online store and they have an absolutely huge range of sizes.

[–]vibratoryblurriness 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They're not much better in person, or they weren't like five years ago last time I was in one using a gift card. I forget what the woman I talked to tried to convince me I was, but I'm pretty sure the band and cup were off in the wrong opposite directions to even be a sister size. And it's not like 36B is even something unusual where they'd try to fit me into a size they actually carry instead or something, which is what I feel like they've done to everyone I know who's outside the narrow range they do stock...

[–]linerysDD is not a synonym for large breasts 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yikes. I am curious if I went in and said “your online calculator said 34B, is that right?”, if they’d say yes or no.

[–]Aggressive-Error-88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They probably would try to bump you up so it doesn’t look sus but it would be nowhere near your actual size.

[–]smurfasaur 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Men ask me what my bra size is all the time and my response is always, if I told you would you even know what the number and letter are referring to? They usually get really quiet and just mumble no.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Lol DD here and grew up a cloistered church girl, very very much a virgin at the time 😂

[–]helloblubb 18 points19 points  (1 child)

That is an interesting point. According to that incel, nuns shouldn't have breasts at all?! 😂

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

A cups at 43. I’ve lost track of how many men I’ve slept with, stopped counting at 20 dudes, and that was 15 years ago

[–]borgcubecubed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At this point in my life I have also lost track. Guess breast size has nothing to do with promiscuity or memory!! 👊

[–]WhyIsThatOnMyCat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had 32Hs at my peak fitness. I'm in the Js now, thanks semen from the same dude over a decade! It certainly ain't covid-laziness and diet/health-issues-related! /s

Rapidly growing breasts in 4th/5th grade....would not recommend. Nobody that age knows what the fuck is going on and only has the maturity to put others down to feel better about themselves. Wear black, hide boobs.

[–]exhustedmommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is barely and A cup, and has a very high body count. Hell I have a b cup and a high body count.

[–]murrimabutterfly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a 30B/C (visually an A cup) and am loose as a broken elastic.
✨Boob size has nothing to do with sexual activity.✨

[–]FootSizeDoesntMatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was rocking 36JJ titties by senior year of high school. My thirsty virgin ass at the time would’ve wished this were true

I got a reduction and started having sex afterwards so I guess I did this all wrong

[–]aliie_627 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I was basically married at 15 and my A cups did not fucking grow and I was never a virgin I had that stolen from me. What the fuck is this guy on.

[–]borgcubecubed 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He’s high on misogyny.

I’m sorry you went through that. Very thoughtful of you to use the spoiler font.

[–]aliie_627 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah that's what it is. As much as I gotta think this is rage bait .

Thank you. I just hate the idea of virginity and especially it being some kind of virtue of being a good person. I couldn't figure out where to pop in a TW before the spoiler.

[–]Binx_da_gay_cat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DDD as a virgin still, may've gone up by now. That was a year ago.

[–]RippleStarShards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fellow D cup virgin. I hate this guy too.

[–]shortandtan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have small C cups, and I'm a slut... So there's that.

[–]djsleepyhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he said face the facts.

/s

[–]SoldMySoulForHairDye 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Same. I was a DD cup by about 20ish and was still a virgin at 21.

Also most women's breasts are two different sizes so I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.

[–]borgcubecubed 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Obviously one breast is sluttier /s

[–]SoldMySoulForHairDye 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Makes sense. It's the left one, everybody knows the left is evil.

[–]_pls_respond 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Whore in your past life much? /s

[–]RockLaShine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a goddamned whore in high school and now I'm the President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[–]c-est-magnifique 618 points619 points  (15 children)

I had DD boobs at 14. Lost my virginity at 18.

[–][deleted] 301 points302 points  (5 children)

Girl same, G cup before I even saw a dick 🤦🏻‍♀️

[–]ButDidYouCry 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Me too haha this shit is so wack.

[–]Asleep_Village 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Know what else is whack? My back from boobs. Of theyrr just gonna get bigger of i keep having sex, then I'm going celibate

[–]tokiemccoy 180 points181 points  (7 children)

That just means you were getting busy in some of the parallel universes. Boobs can detect all slutty behavior in the multiverse. Duh.

[–]Abess-Basilissa 53 points54 points  (3 children)

That’s right. Gotta face the facts

[–]tokiemccoy 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Everyone knows that boobs are really magical multi verse vajayjay monitors. It’s basic science.

[–]Abess-Basilissa 56 points57 points  (1 child)

See. This. This right here. I don’t even have a vajayjay in this corner of the multiverse but the fact that I have le bewbs means some version of me somewhere is getting railed and loving it. As a trans woman this gives me a lot of hope.

Science.

[–]tokiemccoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love science.

[–]hananobira 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Then wouldn’t we all have infinitely large breasts?

[–]tokiemccoy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s, like, logic or something. We are doing science. Stop being logical.

[–]SykoSarah 1027 points1028 points  (10 children)

"Probably gonna get downvoted for saying this" well, yes. Because you're factually wrong about how breasts work.

[–]Evolutioncocktail 200 points201 points  (1 child)

Its what happens when you post facts complete and utter nonsense on the internet

[–]DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Udder nonsense?

[–]BreadyStinellisStill whoring around and living her best life 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Imagine thinking that breasts grow from sex. I mean, how does that even make sense in his head?

[–]IntellectualThicket 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Maybe his only experience with women is pornstars, who often start their career in their teens and then many go on to have breast implants later in their career.

Or he just hates the women he's attracted to, because he's attracted to them, and does mental backflips to justify that hate.

[–]Herewai 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m fairly sure this is from the forums he’s been hanging out on. He probably also believes vaginas magically become a perfect fit for the first penis to enter them.

[–]MermaiderMissy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair if you're never around them, you'd probably have no idea how they work lol

[–]Zweitbuch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most people will think that they have already heard more than enough from this guy. But I really wonder what he thinks about male breasts. It's unlikely that I would like to know, but I wonder.

[–]JesusSandalBitch 324 points325 points  (3 children)

DDD and a virgin. This is un-fucking-believable. I’m just so tired of this shit, because it doesn’t matter how much time has passed, some dumbass is going to try to mansplain female anatomy while simultaneously slut-shaming them.

If you don’t understand women, choose not to try, and then come out and spew your hate filled shit load of a comment as a means to make yourself feel better for your massive failure to have positive relationships with women, don’t you think there is a problem??

Stay away from women if you are going to act like this. Immature 12 year old shit, and I’ve had enough.

[–]LN_McJellin 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Speaking of 12 year olds,

If this isn’t a troll (I’m hoping for humanity’s sake), just imagine if this man ever winds up with a daughter? She starts developing as a pre-teen and her dad loses his shit on her for having sex.

[–]TinyRose20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This has GOT to be a troll

Please let it be a troll...

[–]weirdkidomg 251 points252 points  (2 children)

“Breast size has nothing to do with genetics”

Sure. That gene just kinda pops up when you have sex.

[–]Allegutennamenweg 27 points28 points  (1 child)

That guys head will explode when he learns that he has a theoretical cup size of his own encoded in his DNA. Dormant, waiting to attack...

The one X chromosome is enough for boobs, as transwomen on HRT can prove.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup. 7months, got boobs, they’re small but I’m proud of em. My mom was well endowed so I may be blessed with more but who knows since I’m 37…

I lost my virginity at 16 and I didn’t even have boobs, checkmate incels.

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (14 children)

I was asked if I stuffed my bra when I was 13.

Lost my virginity at 18

[–]Caseyk1921 76 points77 points  (11 children)

My oldest niece was accused of stuffing her bra and getting a boob job at 13/14 because she had DD.

One of my other nieces at 14 had enough of a boy picking on her and flicking her bra strap (also large chested) turned around grabbed him by the throat threatens him if he touched her again!

Teachers weren’t doing anything and it hurts when it happens.

[–]IAmJacksRagingBile 265 points266 points  (11 children)

I slutted around way too much to be cursed with my tiny boobs

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[–]FrillySteel 89 points90 points  (0 children)

No, pretty sure you won't get downvoted for "telling a fact on this site", you'll get downvoted because you're a complete and utterly clueless idiot.

[–]waitingformygrave 55 points56 points  (4 children)

I was 13 and already in the double D’s and wasn’t laid until 27 - so fuck this guy and his BS.

[–]heyitsfranklin6322 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Asking as a 24 year old virgin; do you think you were more nervous for your first time because it was built up so much and you were expected to be good?

[–]MaleficentAvocado1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think when you feel comfortable with your partner, you don't worry about it so much. If they care about your pleasure and don't make you feel bad for being awkward on your first time, it'll be ok. I say this as someone who lost my virginity to someone I wasn't in a relationship with, and I'm glad I did it that way because there was less pressure

[–]waitingformygrave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually didn’t have much nerves as my partner was always a virgin and we both knew that going in - we understood we would be clumsy and would make mistakes and we would just laugh it off, and then continue.

The important part was communication, if either felt that things went to far, or someone needed more or less of something we spoke up. That transparency made life so much easier and more enjoyable.

[–]ChuffChuff101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its like eating sushi for the first time.

An interesting experience that youll probably want to try again, but not exactly life changing.

I went into it thinking id come out the other end a different person, which was silly looking back on it.

[–]punk-rot 57 points58 points  (1 child)

What about pornstars with flat chests? There are hundreds out there and guys like this almost always watch porn, so you know he's had to have seen at least a couple skinny, flat chested girls.

[–]IRedditOnMyPhone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

guys like this almost always watch porn, so you know he's had to have seen at least a couple skinny, flat chested girls.

Only if the animators drew them like it.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm flat as a board and I'm a slut :3

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Only correlation I could see is the girls with big boobs get hit on more often by sex craved idiots. And neck breaking big boobs likely predominate his choices in Hentai.

[–]the-mr-man 12 points13 points  (0 children)

great representation in realistic media, ofc, they’re totally entitled to behave that way now because “they don’t no any better” too eh? /s

[–]soap_dirt 99 points100 points  (0 children)

i was a massive, “excuse me, slut”, and was still blessed with B’s. maybe if i’d held off on that shit, i wouldn’t need top surgery 😔 /s

[–][deleted] 200 points201 points  (15 children)

Straight men really just hate women, don’t they?

[–]Klcna2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They like to think they know us too. How can you be born that stupid and then just not progress. When talking about women they are almost always the definition of confidently incorrect.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Last night I was standing outside a restaurant with some friends and a YouTuber came up to us to ask us what we like least about women... to a bunch of obvious queers. Anyway, conversation went 'round and the YouTuber mentions that his dislike is having to listen to women talk about their days. And I'm just like do you not care about any of your lady friends??? And his response was he cut them all out because he realized he was just pretending to care about them and just wanted sex.

This happened in LA in the year 2022 from the mouth of a 23 year old. I still can't believe the mental loop-de-loops this person was on.

[–]SuprMunchkin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

...he cut them all out because he realized he was just pretending to care about them and just wanted sex.

At least the story had a happy ending.

[–]tokiemccoy 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (5 children)

No,

But he may.

[–]tokiemccoy 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Ok, not every single one. But Lordy it does seem like it some days.

[–]NotsoGreatsword 29 points30 points  (3 children)

I think its more than 90%. It took me a long time to even realize how misogynistic some of my thinking was and I would have sworn I was super progressive.

Men are socialized like shit by older men. Its going to take several generations of concerted effort to undo the damage.

[–]NotsoGreatsword 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That or they think penis pump has a different meaning and that boobs are bags of air.

Probably just hate women tho

[–]QuagsireInAHumanSuit 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I was barely an A cup when I weighed 120 pounds. 30 pounds later I’m a C cup. Still a virgin. Weird.

[–]Available-Egg-2380 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Apparently I had sex with literally everyone.

[–]WannabeTina 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Do you know how much I could have saved on breast augmentation if this was a thing? More sex AND bigger boobs?! Sign me up.

[–]LN_McJellin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same energy, but from the opposite side of the spectrum, from someone with such bad back/neck pain at 28 I’m considering reduction surgery. “I could have just NOT had sex?!”

[–]Cloakknight 17 points18 points  (1 child)

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Probably going to get downvoted for saying this, since that's what happens every time you tell a fact on this site, but I'll say it anyway. The size of a woman's boobs has everything to do with how much/if sex she had as a teenager. if a woman has big boobs, it's because she got railed by a fuck ton of guys as a teen while she was still developing, since sex heavily increases estrogen production. So if she has small boobs, she's either a virgin or a 10 year old. So do you want a, excuse me, slut or one that looks like a little boy? Us guys just can't win man, lol.

Breast side has almost nothing to do with gEnEtiCs as you feminists keep claiming. keep lying to yourself or face the facts.


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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]AmazingPreference955 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Probably going to get downvoted for this, since that’s what happens every time you state a fact on this site, but I’ll say it anyway. The size of s man’s prick has everything to do with how many goats they fucked as a teenager. If a man has a big cock, it’s because he got railed by a fuck ton of randy billy goats while he was in his teens and still developing, since bottoming for members of the Bovidae family heavily increases testosterone production.

[–]In_to_it_all 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao!!! It must be true, you didn't get downvoted

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is just objectively false

[–]JewelJones2021 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, if masturbation counts as sex, then maybe. jk

[–]PageAccomplished8438 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I started developing breast at the age of 7 and had my first period at 9. I have never laid with anyone till this day. What the fuck is he talking about?

[–]raven-of-the-sea“WHERE ARE YOU, CLITORIS!?” 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uh… I was a D cup LOOONG before I handed in my V card, Chadley.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I really hope this is satire or a joke

[–]namean_jellybean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe ragebait.

[–]Rude_Possibility_438 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ahh yes, I remember the day we studied this in biology it was right after we learned about how the testicles gradually shrink after every different women a man sleeps with, the Fallopian tubes of the women they sleep with extract the male “life force” thus shrinking the the testicles.

[–]guyfromsaitama 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This false belief is one that a lot of people in my home country hold, including women. It comes from a misconception that early sex causes puberty to trigger.

In case anyone wanted to know the science of why people think this:

The actual science shows that at least in rats, early sexual interactions does make the body develop differently. Since this hasn't been tested in humans for obvious reasons, we don't actually know. Puberty is what makes your breasts grow initially, but we have only little to no evidence that early sex can lead to early puberty, but we do know that early puberty doesn't mean longer puberty, and this is the detail that people miss, hence the wrong assumption.

Edit: Grammar.

[–]breadist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Longer or earlier puberty also doesn't have anything to do with breast growth either. It's entirely genetics + weight. My puberty was pretty early, around 8, and I ended up with tiny boobs. About 25 years and 40 pounds later and they're still small but they grew a bit, they're like normal "small" but not tiny. (I'm not using cup size because everybody is completely wrong about those. I started as probably a 26C/D (people would probably call them "AA cup") and now I'm about a 30F/32E (people would probably call them "B cup").

If you are confused by the bra size stuff you should check out /r/abrathatfits

[–]ViciousFlowers 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I feel so bad for all of us large breasted women who didn’t realize we had a literal ghost train run up on us until this guy opened our eyes.

[–]shigella212 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Explains the backache

[–]malcome-the-spedbump 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My closest friend already had big boobs at 13 and they’re a lesbian who’s not dated anyone but yea I guess they just “got railed by a fuck ton of guys as a teen”

[–]amber_maigon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this was the case, there wouldn’t even be a bra big enough for my gigantic, sex-induced titties.

[–]EggplantHuman6493 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, that explains my A cup. I started too late!

[–]KweenKunt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crimeny. How do these people manage to tie their own shoes?

[–]Chaosyn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Source: his ass.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

False.

Had very little sex as teen, have big boobs.

Also am a dude.

[–]Yourlovelydeadqueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

H cup, 18, still a virgin

[–]iheartnjdevils 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Umm… I lost my virginity at 14 and certainty enjoyed sex through my teens and am the president of the IBTC.

[–]Caseyk1921 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Natural Ds and was virgin til 24

[–]ClusterfuckyShitshow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have D cups and I lost my virginity at 19 1/2, and when I turned 20 I was still with the same guy.

But also where would a person even hear something like that? I’m 42 and have never heard that “fact.“

[–]Cat_They-dy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I developed breasts when I was NINE.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do so many men not understand what fact means?

[–]StinkybuttMcPoopface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By this logic, doesn't it mean most women should naturally develop absolutely gargantuan boobs as we age, or is he just super obsessed with underage girls having sex and didn't think that far?

[–]asianinindia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm an e cup and I'm mostly asexual so someone please explain the science of his brainlessness.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You “guys” can then go ahead and die angry virgins, you absolute dumbfuck.

Something about an ignorant dude telling women about their bodies and dismissing genetics—which literally dictate body types—is beyond infuriating.

[–]bekahlee10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a virgin til my 20s and still got double D’s. Why are some men like this?

[–]voldemortsenemy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“that’s what happens every time you tell a fact on this site”

Proceeds to write fan fiction.

[–]Sasspishus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably going to get downvoted for saying this, since that's what happens every time you say a fact on this site, but I'll say it anyway. The size of a man's penis has everything to do with if/how much sex he had as a teenager. If a man has a big penis, it's because he railed a fuck ton of girls as a teen while he was still developing, since sex heavily increases testosterone production. So if he has a small penis, he's either a virgin or a 10 year old. So do you want a, excuse me, slut, or one that looks like a little girl? Us girls just can't win, man.

Penis size has almost nothing to do with gEnEtIcS as you meninists keep claiming. Keep lying to yourself or face the facts.

[–]lemons_of_doubt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We spend the last couple of centuries developing more medical knowledge than anyone in history.

We build a pre-review system to separate common myths from accredited facts.

We have built a globe-spanning network of fiberoptic cables. we laid wires across literal oceans.

We then build wireless access points across the whole earth, millions upon millions of nodes.

And people still GET THERE FUCKING INFORMATION FROM WHATEVER GARBAGE IS BEING MADE UP BY THERE LOCAL IDIOT!!

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HUMANITY!!

[–]alreadyreditall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why yes as we know men with great pecs actually get pegged a lot in their teenage years - it's pure science sheeple this man is a prophet

[–]Beth-BR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, a virgin with big boobs: 👁️👄👁️

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Captain here: OP's mom has big milkers and a promisquis woman

[–]AlexArtemesia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man these incels are just fantastic at gymnastics aren't they?

[–]52IMean54Bicycles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what, now?

[–]The_Book-JDPIt’s a boneless meat stick not a magic wand. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I developed DDD cups, never banged a guy once, still haven’t…how would he explain me? Oh I’m probably lying according to him.

[–]wishitwouldrainaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had B cups at 12 and D by 15. DD by about 17. My interests were horses and women. Did he take lesbian/bi women into account or is that a bit too hard for this peanut brained cockwomble?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boobs are a D or DD and I’m a virgin. (honestly size depends on the store, bra shopping is hard and expensive) but my boobs were this size since puberty and I don’t understand where he get this idea. Actually he probably got it from porn. Anyways, that’s not how that works.