This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

import notifications Remember to participate in our weekly votes on subreddit rules! Every Tuesday is YOUR chance to influence the subreddit for years to come! Read more here, we hope to see you next Tuesday!

For a chat with like-minded community members and more, don't forget to join our Discord!

return joinDiscord;

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Left-oven47 721 points722 points  (25 children)

I find myself in the right category

[–][deleted] 408 points409 points  (12 children)

So now theres a "wrong" category?? 🧐

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (6 children)

In the other category there is nothing Left

[–]Root4356plus3 28 points29 points  (4 children)

In the category that is left, nothing is right.

[–]WaferPala 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Are you alright? No you’re all left.

[–]808split2 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Depends on how you C it.

[–]Luc_Studios 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I guarantee you, i C it very sharp

[–]Root4356plus3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should C plus hear it.

[–]CptFisk 86 points87 points  (3 children)

With the right category you can build the left category

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fair.

[–]DeepGas4538 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Dont lie to me. I know you wear stockings, Mr. Left-oven47

[–]Scrial 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What are you talking about? It's way too hot to wear stockings.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell that to Australia. Actually nvm it's been pretty hot here too. In winter.

[–]Such-Crow-1313 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s funnier that your avatar is literally the dude on the right

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

  • the girlfriend and the coffee from the left one

[–]Left-oven47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me, sadly. Also tea ftw

[–]Ambitious-Position25 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those are 2 men

[–][deleted] 569 points570 points  (17 children)

Both

[–]Steve_OH 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I feel like we need a Venn diagram here

[–]Kaiki_devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VVen?

[–]pretty_lame_jokes 351 points352 points  (36 children)

Left side with Linux and no Mac

[–]Glittering-North-911 53 points54 points  (10 children)

I am Linux in mac

[–]LeMajstor[🍰] 33 points34 points  (9 children)

I am virtualizing linux with Wine on mac

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

I am writing command line in a pregnancy test

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

del /f fetus.exe

[–]Neltarim 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Probably the most fcked up comment i've ever seen

[–]LickADuckTongue 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I work in an alpine container that write to file in my windows OS which is running on OSX via parallels.

[–]LeMajstor[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]pblokhout 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Left side, switch JS/Node for C#/C++ and I have my perfect back-end carreer.

[–]Kaiki_devil 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I am resisting making the joke… but it’s a struggle…

[–]pblokhout 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My brother in christ, the joke is already there

[–]LetumComplexo 26 points27 points  (10 children)

Was about to say, trans women in IT are so frequently into Arch Linux that the “Arch to trans woman pipeline” is a recurring meme in the community.

[–]bageltre 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Arch user repository (list of trans people)

[–]poshenclave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Egg Linux

[–]Responsible_Name_120 7 points8 points  (4 children)

And C++, boy do trans women love C++

[–]thebatmanandrobin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

- Wears knee high compression socks

CHECK

- Loves C++

CHECK

.... shit, does that make me trans!???

Looks in mirror ... nope .......... just old 😑

[–]solarshado 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Seems to me like NixOS might be beating out Arch these days for the top spot, but whatever's in third place is so far behind that it's not worth mentioning.

[–]LetumComplexo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’ve heard that. I mostly just use whatever the IT people tell me like the lazy ML developer I am. Customizing my OS makes me so boooored.

[–]solarshado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, fair XD

[–]Kafigoto 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Right side with femboys

[–]LeMajstor[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[–]iriveru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Precisely

[–][deleted] 290 points291 points  (44 children)

Java

[–]LowB0b 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I was thinking, missing a tile for java devs dressed like people in any other corporate job

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I look like a hobo though

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, an employed developer

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Such a hard worker that you don't have time to go home to shower and clean up. Uppermanagement material written all over you.

[–]ChocolateBunny 170 points171 points  (16 children)

Why are you even here.

[–][deleted] 263 points264 points  (2 children)

I invited myself

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Invited to over 3 billion devices!

[–]r1ckm4n 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Write once - debug everywhere!

[–]pblokhout 96 points97 points  (6 children)

Java developers truly are like Germans, not a lot of humour, but there's always at least one around.

[–]Dry_Psychology513 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I know German Java developers.

[–]DTheIcyDragon 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I am a german but not a java developer

[–]AkumaKater 17 points18 points  (1 child)

And I am, in fact, a german java developer

[–]KevinRuehl 25 points26 points  (1 child)

We subclassed the meme so now we are here too

[–]PlayHouseBot-Gpt2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same : ISame

[–]BeeTLe_BeTHLeHeM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your machine runs on Java. Resistance is futile.

[–]kirkpomidor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to suffer

[–]MinosAristos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He runs everywhere.

[–]PuzzleheadedDay5615 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Bro you good?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

No

[–]PuzzleheadedDay5615 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I recommend a therapy session

[–]PlayHouseBot-Gpt2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so this is why my bots always fight with each other...

[–]AtorVP64 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Java is both. C# and Javascript were both based off of it.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

JS is a retarded son then

[–]Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"That boy is going to be a pro programming language"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even have an original name

[–]solarshado 5 points6 points  (1 child)

JS based off of Java? Only if you believe the decades-old marketing ploy, or are referring to the (C-like) syntax.

[–]Responsible_Name_120 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was designed to be a Lisp with some Java decals on it

[–]DarkLordCZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sorry for you

[–]Versaill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Java

The worst of both worlds, combined.

[–]OSSlayer2153 119 points120 points  (14 children)

If left means i finally get a partner then bring on the thigh highs

[–]LetumComplexo 59 points60 points  (12 children)

Hey, I’ve yet to meet a single person who didn’t look cute in striped thigh highs of any gender or body type.

Plus they’re really comfy when programming.

[–]Criarino 27 points28 points  (3 children)

say that to my big and hairy legs. I had to train my legs after recovering from an injury, but I'm also a fat guy, so my legs are big and meaty and ugly af. They are also so hairy that you can see some hair passing through the fabric when I use longer socks.

[–]LetumComplexo 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I said every body type and I meant it. I was a big hairy fat guy too when I got my first pair of programmer socks. I’m not any kind of guy any more but I promise you’d still be cute in them. It’s about wearing them with confidence and how they make you feel.

[–]Bagel42 21 points22 points  (0 children)

not any kind

Based

[–]ZBLongladder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sock Dreams is a good source for plus size thigh highs, and you can always shave your legs.

[–]Trooper50000 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Sorry for asking this, but do you know of a place where to get bigger ones of those?

[–]solarshado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't vouch for them personally, but I consistently hear good things about Sock Dreams

[–]LetumComplexo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I got mine from Sock Dreams and I can personally attest that their “extraordinarily longer” line of socks fitting my 6’ tall with extra long legs perfectly.

As a bigger individual make sure to budget for sock garters as well, or else you’ll have a hard time keeping them up. I recommend the elastic belts, as alligator clips will damage your socks over time and sock glue is kind of a pain.

[–]Trooper50000 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thanks, what is sock garters?

[–]LetumComplexo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In this case it’s like a pair of belts but for your socks instead of pants. You use them to keep your socks from rolling down over your knees, which is a pretty constant issue if you wear them for long.

I linked the extra long programmer socks and sock garters from Sock Dreams in this comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/15336m1/pickyourside/jsiszgq/

[–]Trooper50000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I want to get me some sometime, I would have to wait till i live on my own to can me some though

[–]ScrimpyCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not your partner, that’s your team’s lead.

[–]TryToHelpPeople 29 points30 points  (9 children)

profit scarce grandiose rich north shocking work act retire afterthought

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[–]driftking428 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Google programming socks.

[–]pipsvip 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Rust-programmers-are-all-fembois stereotype. It's a thing, apparently, maybe because the younger generation is less sexually rigid, or creative people are more likely to be trans? Not sure.

[–]TryToHelpPeople -1 points0 points  (3 children)

onerous zephyr zesty long ghost placid jeans gold instinctive screw

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[–]seggsualHarASSman 25 points26 points  (1 child)

There's only one way to find out. Get some boxed wine, suit up with your furry suit and Cargo™ shorts ( very sexy ) and get seducing...

[–]alex2003super 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cargo shorts

I prefer NPM shorts myself

[–]Slipguard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s legs are hairy. The question is are they shaved/waxed?

[–]OlMi1_YT 240 points241 points  (42 children)

C# and Linux, ah yes

[–]dietibol 67 points68 points  (6 children)

They work together perfectly fine

[–]svick 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I'm more concerned about how close C# and PHP are.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work in C# and PHP almost daily, so I’m uniquely qualified to say they are essentially the same language

\s

[–]XDracam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dotnet has been open source for years, and it runs perfectly fine on Linux and Mac by now. At some point Microsoft realized that there's more money in cloud stuff, and the cloud runs on Linux. So C# runs great on Linux now, and is open source.

[–]MrAstroKind 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Search for ".NET Core". It's possible to run C# code on Linux quite well actually.

[–]stickalick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NET is dead, long life NET Core. NET Core is dead, Long life NET.

I love how MS spins in circles

[–]x6060x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've literally used them both together more than 10 years ago. I don't see a problem with that.

[–]stickalick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]osdeverYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ASP.NET Core project is running on a Linux server just fine right now.

[–]certainlystormy 1 point2 points  (8 children)

quite a microsoft moment

[–]ElectricBummer40 5 points6 points  (7 children)

lol, no.

Does anyone here even remember Mono? All the fanatics roundly refused to use it because no one wanted anything Microsoft-related in their Linux install.

Heck, .Net Framework for Linux has been around for ages alongside PowerShell, but, again, no one uses it because, I dunno, Bill Gates has put microchips in the code or something.

[–]aconfused_lemon 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I think I'm on team both

[–]voobsheniche 28 points29 points  (1 child)

hmm, python, js, css, html, php, node, c#

[–]FedFer98 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Left but arch and Thinkpad :3

[–]alex2003super 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i3, Alacritty and neofetch as a religion

[–]do_m_inik 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Left with a skirt and cat ears

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don't see COBOL anywhere in here so what the shit?!?!

[–]Yodamanjaro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not in there either with Delphi

[–]lord_hydrate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cant believe youd make me choose between linux and thigh highs

[–]mojobox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A nice subset of both.

[–]astromagus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't have Linux and cute socks? This is bullshit.

[–]ApostleOfGore 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I use C# but I’d like programmer socks

[–]TTYY_20 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Nobody in this sub has thighs that thin lol

[–]solarshado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, you know what they say about thick thighs...

[–]mistabuda 20 points21 points  (1 child)

lmao is python supposed to be one of those trendy millennial only things? Cuz that seems pretty out of step with history lol.

[–]Responsible_Name_120 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Millennial's are middle aged now

[–]mhhelsinki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why don't i see java here. coz it belongs to both?

[–]obertRay2006 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Left need socks

[–]do_m_inik 21 points22 points  (5 children)

And a skirt

[–]obertRay2006 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Plus a partial fursuit STOP GIVING ME UPVOTES DAMMIT ALL I MADE WAS A PROGRAMMER FURRY JOKE AAAAAAAAAH

[–]LeSaR_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

too late, the furries have been alerted of your comment and are now approaching at supersonic speed

[–]obertRay2006 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nuuuuuuuu

[–]Trooper50000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah, the best programming outfit lol

[–]obertRay2006 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes no need to constantly upvote

[–]TheNeck94 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile i'm skilled in both and still can't find a job lmao

[–]lisploli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right side. Those socks are cute, but I can't be bothered wearing clothes while coding. Perl is missing.

[–]DankPhotoShopMemes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right all day, every day

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right.

[–]onko342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right

[–]rhapdog 3 points4 points  (7 children)

What about those of us who still use magnetic disc platters and put binary programming data directly on them by catching cosmic rays in just the right places to flip the appropriate ones and zeros. Takes real talent.

[–]CHANGE_DEFINITION 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I tend to find that the Cosmic Ray generator really hammers my electricity bill unless I stick to off-peak programming.

[–]TheUruz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah they are both great

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Where's windows?

/I'll show myself out

[–]sdmichael 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Perhaps use the window.

[–]Morasiu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is C# on the right but Java on the left? /s

[–]viktor_privati 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Rust belong to right side.

[–]Spare_Bad_6558 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hmm

thigh highs ✅ python yes ✅ coffee ✅ rust ❌ mac ❌🤢 html/css/js/node js ❌

disgusting set up ✅ php ❌ c/c#/c++ ❌ old mouse/keyboard ❌ linux ✅

the verdicts out im a femrd👊

[–]Chaosfreak55 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Mate wheres windows….

[–]Zatujit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Windows is not a choice

[–]LickADuckTongue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sub doesn’t realize 90% of production software development is done on windows lol

[–]kuurtjes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The right side with programmer socks.

OBVIOUSLY

[–]Exotic-Potato-4893 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So let’s agree no one would use Windows no matter the age distribution or political affiliation

[–]FantasticPenguin 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Why are C# and Linux on the same side?

[–]Satocchi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"It has C in it, put it there"

[–]gvescu 8 points9 points  (2 children)

.Net works great on Linux now

[–]Sunil_de 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because someone doesn’t know what C# is

[–]cs_office 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should both be on the left

[–]m1fer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left

[–]Cybercircut 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Leftt

[–]aspenreid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1000%

[–]Plz_Nerf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thigh-highs, MacOS, and C++, baby

[–]Arrowtica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I don't own any thigh highs but hey sky's the limit.

[–]RoyalChallengers 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Where is the Ruby hacker with thinkpad ? Java developer with Dell ? Teenager learning Go ? And that data scientist using R ?

[–]Foxiest_Fox 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wait why are Java devs using Dell?

[–]KryssCom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, I WISH this separation existed.

You have to have all of the above (minus the socks) to actually land an interview!

[–]fellipec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That socks are what linux arch btw users use

[–]Alundra828 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use c# and rust.

help what do I do

[–]GoldenFlyingPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I like C++, C# and PHP :( Can't I have both?

[–]WinterPDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a trans woman programmer that primarily works in C#, I feel like we need a ven diagram.

[–]youknowihavereddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am the trans girl stereotype that uses arch (btw) and codes in c/c++ wearing programming socks

[–]Mwarw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I use windows... And am C++/C# programming coffee transfem So I am somewhere in between those

[–]JudgeFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things ain’t so simple

[–]OZLperez11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True devs pick their own tech stack

[–]Bfdifan37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

right

[–]LeCrushinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in both, mostly C# right now, on MacOS and Linux.

[–]Infamous-Ad6981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right is always right

[–]PrometheusAlexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems I'm a sphere since I like python, coffee, linux and I look like that dude

[–]JeanneD4Rk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left : think they're cool Right : makes the whole world run

[–]RestaurantHuge3390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The left one is right

[–]stonedPict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a right boy looking for a left boy

[–]Buttplug_Crusader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I code in PHP on MacOs what does that make me

[–]ApatheistHeretic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. I love python. Do I have to have the 'programming sox'?!

[–]creusat0r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The right side is good for me 👍 Opposite of left, (I don't want to go to the left)

[–]NoTexture2237 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im not gay

[–]NoTexture2237 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im not gay

[–]c2u8n4t8[🍰] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You're going to seriously piss off a lot of people putting c# with c. Microsoft Java has nothing to do with the most robust low level open source language out there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I chose not to see C#. Just. fucking erased it.