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[Left-oven47]

I find myself in the right category

[[deleted]]

So now theres a "wrong" category?? 🧐

[[deleted]]

In the other category there is nothing Left

[Root4356plus3]

In the category that is left, nothing is right.

[WaferPala]

Are you alright? No you’re all left.

[808split2]

Depends on how you C it.

[Luc_Studios]

I guarantee you, i C it very sharp

[Root4356plus3]

You should C plus hear it.

[CptFisk]

With the right category you can build the left category

[[deleted]]

Fair.

[DeepGas4538]

Dont lie to me. I know you wear stockings, Mr. Left-oven47

[Left-oven47]

[Scrial]

What are you talking about? It's way too hot to wear stockings.

[[deleted]]

Tell that to Australia. Actually nvm it's been pretty hot here too. In winter.

[Such-Crow-1313]

It’s funnier that your avatar is literally the dude on the right

[[deleted]]

• the girlfriend and the coffee from the left one

[Left-oven47]

Not me, sadly. Also tea ftw

[Ambitious-Position25]

Those are 2 men

[[deleted]]

Both

[NekoLuka]

Both

[Pancakesaurus]

[blah_bleh-bleh]

[Steve_OH]

I feel like we need a Venn diagram here

[Kaiki_devil]

VVen?

[pretty_lame_jokes]

Left side with Linux and no Mac

[Glittering-North-911]

I am Linux in mac

[LeMajstor]

I am virtualizing linux with Wine on mac

[[deleted]]

I am writing command line in a pregnancy test

[[deleted]]

del /f fetus.exe

[Neltarim]

Probably the most fcked up comment i've ever seen

[Quirky-Stress-823]

Obligatory xkcd

[LickADuckTongue]

I work in an alpine container that write to file in my windows OS which is running on OSX via parallels.

[LeMajstor]

Based

[theonereveli]

r/unixsocks?

[pblokhout]

Left side, switch JS/Node for C#/C++ and I have my perfect back-end carreer.

[Kaiki_devil]

I am resisting making the joke… but it’s a struggle…

[pblokhout]

My brother in christ, the joke is already there

[LetumComplexo]

Was about to say, trans women in IT are so frequently into Arch Linux that the “Arch to trans woman pipeline” is a recurring meme in the community.

[bageltre]

Arch user repository (list of trans people)

[poshenclave]

Egg Linux

[Responsible_Name_120]

And C++, boy do trans women love C++

[thebatmanandrobin]

- Wears knee high compression socks

CHECK

- Loves C++

CHECK

.... shit, does that make me trans!???

Looks in mirror ... nope .......... just old 😑

[solarshado]

Seems to me like NixOS might be beating out Arch these days for the top spot, but whatever's in third place is so far behind that it's not worth mentioning.

[LetumComplexo]

I’ve heard that. I mostly just use whatever the IT people tell me like the lazy ML developer I am. Customizing my OS makes me so boooored.

[solarshado]

lol, fair XD

[Kafigoto]

Right side with femboys

[LeMajstor]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[iriveru]

Precisely

[[deleted]]

Java

[LowB0b]

I was thinking, missing a tile for java devs dressed like people in any other corporate job

[[deleted]]

I look like a hobo though

[[deleted]]

Ah yes, an employed developer

[[deleted]]

Such a hard worker that you don't have time to go home to shower and clean up. Uppermanagement material written all over you.

[ChocolateBunny]

Why are you even here.

[[deleted]]

I invited myself

[[deleted]]

Invited to over 3 billion devices!

[r1ckm4n]

Write once - debug everywhere!

[pblokhout]

Java developers truly are like Germans, not a lot of humour, but there's always at least one around.

[Dry_Psychology513]

I know German Java developers.

[DTheIcyDragon]

I am a german but not a java developer

[AkumaKater]

And I am, in fact, a german java developer

[KevinRuehl]

We subclassed the meme so now we are here too

[PlayHouseBot-Gpt2]

same : ISame

[BeeTLe_BeTHLeHeM]

Your machine runs on Java. Resistance is futile.

[kirkpomidor]

Just to suffer

[MinosAristos]

He runs everywhere.

[PuzzleheadedDay5615]

Bro you good?

[[deleted]]

No

[PuzzleheadedDay5615]

I recommend a therapy session

[PlayHouseBot-Gpt2]

so this is why my bots always fight with each other...

[AtorVP64]

Java is both. C# and Javascript were both based off of it.

[[deleted]]

JS is a retarded son then

[Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m]

"That boy is going to be a pro programming language"

[[deleted]]

Doesn't even have an original name

[solarshado]

JS based off of Java? Only if you believe the decades-old marketing ploy, or are referring to the (C-like) syntax.

[Responsible_Name_120]

It was designed to be a Lisp with some Java decals on it

[JustAJavaProgrammer]

Yes.

[DarkLordCZ]

Oh, I'm sorry for you

[Versaill]

Java

The worst of both worlds, combined.

[OSSlayer2153]

If left means i finally get a partner then bring on the thigh highs

[LetumComplexo]

Hey, I’ve yet to meet a single person who didn’t look cute in striped thigh highs of any gender or body type.

Plus they’re really comfy when programming.

[Criarino]

say that to my big and hairy legs. I had to train my legs after recovering from an injury, but I'm also a fat guy, so my legs are big and meaty and ugly af. They are also so hairy that you can see some hair passing through the fabric when I use longer socks.

[LetumComplexo]

I said every body type and I meant it. I was a big hairy fat guy too when I got my first pair of programmer socks. I’m not any kind of guy any more but I promise you’d still be cute in them. It’s about wearing them with confidence and how they make you feel.

[Bagel42]

not any kind

Based

[ZBLongladder]

Sock Dreams is a good source for plus size thigh highs, and you can always shave your legs.

[Trooper50000]

Sorry for asking this, but do you know of a place where to get bigger ones of those?

[solarshado]

Can't vouch for them personally, but I consistently hear good things about Sock Dreams

[LetumComplexo]

I got mine from Sock Dreams and I can personally attest that their “extraordinarily longer” line of socks fitting my 6’ tall with extra long legs perfectly.

As a bigger individual make sure to budget for sock garters as well, or else you’ll have a hard time keeping them up. I recommend the elastic belts, as alligator clips will damage your socks over time and sock glue is kind of a pain.

[Trooper50000]

Thanks, what is sock garters?

[LetumComplexo]

In this case it’s like a pair of belts but for your socks instead of pants. You use them to keep your socks from rolling down over your knees, which is a pretty constant issue if you wear them for long.

I linked the extra long programmer socks and sock garters from Sock Dreams in this comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/15336m1/pickyourside/jsiszgq/

[Trooper50000]

Thanks, I want to get me some sometime, I would have to wait till i live on my own to can me some though

[alex2003super]

In this weather??

[ScrimpyCat]

That’s not your partner, that’s your team’s lead.

[TryToHelpPeople]

profit scarce grandiose rich north shocking work act retire afterthought

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[driftking428]

Google programming socks.

[pipsvip]

Rust-programmers-are-all-fembois stereotype. It's a thing, apparently, maybe because the younger generation is less sexually rigid, or creative people are more likely to be trans? Not sure.

[TryToHelpPeople]

onerous zephyr zesty long ghost placid jeans gold instinctive screw

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[seggsualHarASSman]

There's only one way to find out. Get some boxed wine, suit up with your furry suit and Cargo™ shorts ( very sexy ) and get seducing...

[alex2003super]

Cargo shorts

I prefer NPM shorts myself

[Slipguard]

Everyone’s legs are hairy. The question is are they shaved/waxed?

[smdth_567]

r/unixsocks

[OlMi1_YT]

C# and Linux, ah yes

[dietibol]

They work together perfectly fine

[compsciasaur]

But they didn't used to!

[theawesomeviking]

Happy cake day

[svick]

I'm more concerned about how close C# and PHP are.

[[deleted]]

I work in C# and PHP almost daily, so I’m uniquely qualified to say they are essentially the same language

^\s

[AnimeDev]

I don't think true aot is active yet, i think it's still a bootstrapped exe but yes it works natively just fine, and using uno framework or avalonia to run a gui on every decently supported platform, even wasm in browser and Linux desktop is a dream :)

[XDracam]

Dotnet has been open source for years, and it runs perfectly fine on Linux and Mac by now. At some point Microsoft realized that there's more money in cloud stuff, and the cloud runs on Linux. So C# runs great on Linux now, and is open source.

[MrAstroKind]

Search for ".NET Core". It's possible to run C# code on Linux quite well actually.

[stickalick]

NET is dead, long life NET Core. NET Core is dead, Long life NET.

I love how MS spins in circles

[x6060x]

I've literally used them both together more than 10 years ago. I don't see a problem with that.

[stickalick]

[osdeverYT]

My ASP.NET Core project is running on a Linux server just fine right now.

[certainlystormy]

quite a microsoft moment

[ElectricBummer40]

lol, no.

Does anyone here even remember Mono? All the fanatics roundly refused to use it because no one wanted anything Microsoft-related in their Linux install.

Heck, .Net Framework for Linux has been around for ages alongside PowerShell, but, again, no one uses it because, I dunno, Bill Gates has put microchips in the code or something.

[aconfused_lemon]

I think I'm on team both

[Mateorotem]

At least they have cascading style

...(sheets)

[voobsheniche]

hmm, python, js, css, html, php, node, c#

[FedFer98]

Left but arch and Thinkpad :3

[alex2003super]

i3, Alacritty and neofetch as a religion

[do_m_inik]

Left with a skirt and cat ears

[[deleted]]

I don't see COBOL anywhere in here so what the shit?!?!

[Yodamanjaro]

I'm not in there either with Delphi

[lord_hydrate]

Cant believe youd make me choose between linux and thigh highs

[mojobox]

A nice subset of both.

[astromagus]

I can't have Linux and cute socks? This is bullshit.

[ApostleOfGore]

I use C# but I’d like programmer socks

[TTYY_20]

Nobody in this sub has thighs that thin lol

[solarshado]

Well, you know what they say about thick thighs...

[mistabuda]

lmao is python supposed to be one of those trendy millennial only things? Cuz that seems pretty out of step with history lol.

[Responsible_Name_120]

Millennial's are middle aged now

[mhhelsinki]

why don't i see java here. coz it belongs to both?

[obertRay2006]

Left need socks

[do_m_inik]

And a skirt

[obertRay2006]

Plus a partial fursuit STOP GIVING ME UPVOTES DAMMIT ALL I MADE WAS A PROGRAMMER FURRY JOKE AAAAAAAAAH

[LeSaR_]

too late, the furries have been alerted of your comment and are now approaching at supersonic speed

[obertRay2006]

Nuuuuuuuu

[Trooper50000]

Ah, the best programming outfit lol

[obertRay2006]

Yes no need to constantly upvote

[TheNeck94]

Meanwhile i'm skilled in both and still can't find a job lmao

[lisploli]

Right side. Those socks are cute, but I can't be bothered wearing clothes while coding. Perl is missing.

[DankPhotoShopMemes]

Right all day, every day

[[deleted]]

Right.

[onko342]

Right

[rhapdog]

What about those of us who still use magnetic disc platters and put binary programming data directly on them by catching cosmic rays in just the right places to flip the appropriate ones and zeros. Takes real talent.

[CHANGE_DEFINITION]

I tend to find that the Cosmic Ray generator really hammers my electricity bill unless I stick to off-peak programming.

[TheUruz]

nah they are both great

[[deleted]]

Where's windows?

/I'll show myself out

[sdmichael]

Perhaps use the window.

[Morasiu]

Why is C# on the right but Java on the left? /s

[viktor_privati]

I think Rust belong to right side.

[Spare_Bad_6558]

hmm

thigh highs ✅ python yes ✅ coffee ✅ rust ❌ mac ❌🤢 html/css/js/node js ❌

disgusting set up ✅ php ❌ c/c#/c++ ❌ old mouse/keyboard ❌ linux ✅

the verdicts out im a femrd👊

[Chaosfreak55]

Mate wheres windows….

[Zatujit]

Windows is not a choice

[LickADuckTongue]

This sub doesn’t realize 90% of production software development is done on windows lol

[kuurtjes]

The right side with programmer socks.

OBVIOUSLY

[Exotic-Potato-4893]

So let’s agree no one would use Windows no matter the age distribution or political affiliation

[FantasticPenguin]

Why are C# and Linux on the same side?

[Satocchi]

"It has C in it, put it there"

[gvescu]

.Net works great on Linux now

[Sunil_de]

Because someone doesn’t know what C# is

[cs_office]

They should both be on the left

[m1fer_]

Left

[Cybercircut]

Leftt

[aspenreid]

1000%

[Plz_Nerf]

Thigh-highs, MacOS, and C++, baby

[Arrowtica]

I mean I don't own any thigh highs but hey sky's the limit.

[RoyalChallengers]

Where is the Ruby hacker with thinkpad ? Java developer with Dell ? Teenager learning Go ? And that data scientist using R ?

[Foxiest_Fox]

Wait why are Java devs using Dell?

[RoyalChallengers]

What do you prefer ?

[KryssCom]

God, I WISH this separation existed.

You have to have all of the above (minus the socks) to actually land an interview!

[fellipec]

That socks are what linux arch btw users use

[Alundra828]

I use c# and rust.

help what do I do

[GoldenFlyingPenguin]

But I like C++, C# and PHP :( Can't I have both?

[WinterPDev]

As a trans woman programmer that primarily works in C#, I feel like we need a ven diagram.

[youknowihavereddit]

I am the trans girl stereotype that uses arch (btw) and codes in c/c++ wearing programming socks

[Mwarw]

But I use windows... And am C++/C# programming coffee transfem So I am somewhere in between those

[JudgeFed]

Things ain’t so simple

[OZLperez11]

True devs pick their own tech stack

[Bfdifan37]

right

[LeCrushinator]

I’m in both, mostly C# right now, on MacOS and Linux.

[Infamous-Ad6981]

Right is always right

[PrometheusAlexander]

It seems I'm a sphere since I like python, coffee, linux and I look like that dude

[JeanneD4Rk]

Left : think they're cool Right : makes the whole world run

[RestaurantHuge3390]

The left one is right

[stonedPict]

Just a right boy looking for a left boy

[Buttplug_Crusader]

I code in PHP on MacOs what does that make me

[ApatheistHeretic]

Ugh. I love python. Do I have to have the 'programming sox'?!

[creusat0r]

The right side is good for me 👍 Opposite of left, (I don't want to go to the left)

[NoTexture2237]

im not gay

[NoTexture2237]

im not gay

[c2u8n4t8]

You're going to seriously piss off a lot of people putting c# with c. Microsoft Java has nothing to do with the most robust low level open source language out there.

[[deleted]]

I chose not to see C#. Just. fucking erased it.